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(WTSP)   Another day, another random elephant spotted taking a dip in the Gulf of Mexico   (wtsp.com) divider line 57
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2014-05-19 01:11:20 PM  
Or as we Floridians call them, "NY tourists."
 
2014-05-19 01:58:40 PM  
A Rosie O'Donnell sighting is 'random'?
 
2014-05-19 01:59:25 PM  
done in one
 
2014-05-19 02:00:50 PM  
Viral ad for the gritty reboot of "Dumbo".
 
2014-05-19 02:01:22 PM  
I like to pull my empty pants pockets inside-out, and pretend that they are elephant ears. Then I unzip my pants and pull out the elephant's trunk...
 
2014-05-19 02:02:30 PM  
Roll tide?
 
2014-05-19 02:04:16 PM  
Neat.

Diogenes: Or as we Floridians call them, "NY tourists."


Neat.
 
2014-05-19 02:10:35 PM  
Ok. Who's elephant is it?
 
2014-05-19 02:12:30 PM  
He just drowned the guy with COPD.
 
2014-05-19 02:12:58 PM  
First burmese pythons now elephants. Is there anything exotic pet owners won't dump in Florida?
 
2014-05-19 02:13:25 PM  
Way down there you need a reason to move.
 
2014-05-19 02:18:00 PM  
I thought feral elephants was more of a Georgia thing. I'm told they live in Savannah.
 
2014-05-19 02:18:52 PM  
Stampy!
 
2014-05-19 02:19:40 PM  

wildcardjack: I thought feral elephants was more of a Georgia thing. I'm told they live in Savannah.


They should have gone to Alabama, where the Tuscaloosa.
 
2014-05-19 02:22:28 PM  
African or Indian elephant?
 
2014-05-19 02:23:22 PM  

vudukungfu: African or Indian elephant?


That's racist!
 
2014-05-19 02:24:47 PM  
There are reports the elephant was there as part of a birthday party.

"Damn - we're going to need more cake!"
 
2014-05-19 02:25:23 PM  

wildcardjack: I thought feral elephants was more of a Georgia thing. I'm told they live in Savannah.


They like to call themselves cougars.
 
2014-05-19 02:26:55 PM  

styckx: First burmese pythons now elephants. Is there anything exotic pet owners won't dump in Florida?


Your sister
 
2014-05-19 02:27:36 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: I like to pull my empty pants pockets inside-out, and pretend that they are elephant ears. Then I unzip my pants and pull out the elephant's trunk...


Ever kiss a rabbit between the ears?

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2014-05-19 02:28:27 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: styckx: First burmese pythons now elephants. Is there anything exotic pet owners won't dump in Florida?

Your Their sister


FTFY
 
2014-05-19 02:30:44 PM  
If he reaches the shore we have to grant him citizenship.
 
2014-05-19 02:30:45 PM  

probesport: wildcardjack: I thought feral elephants was more of a Georgia thing. I'm told they live in Savannah.

They should have gone to Alabama, where the Tuscaloosa.


That's what the elephant says to his dentist!
 
2014-05-19 02:34:14 PM  

styckx: First burmese pythons now elephants. Is there anything exotic pet owners won't dump in Florida?


this is America, we don;t know the MEANING of the words "leave well enough alone"   for example,  but for the early 20th century equivalent of a few missed e-mails the swamplands of the American south might have been heavily populated by herds of hippopotamuses imported by the US government to be "ranched"
 
2014-05-19 02:34:15 PM  

SpdrJay: vudukungfu: African or Indian elephant?

That's racist!


Nah but the next joke response sure as Hell will be.
 
2014-05-19 02:34:39 PM  
They only noticed him because the paint came off. He had been hiding in an orange grove
 
2014-05-19 02:39:59 PM  
Unlike a boa constrictor, you can tell if an elephantbis hiding under your bed because your nose is touching the ceiling.
 
2014-05-19 02:40:40 PM  
There are reports the elephant was there as part of a birthday party.

That's some quality reporting, right there. I think... maybe... How freaking hard would it be to find out if somebody rented a freaking elephant in that particular area of Florida? What, they got elephant rental shops all over Florida or something?
 
2014-05-19 02:40:52 PM  
That's some mighty fine reporting Lou!
 
2014-05-19 02:41:17 PM  

vudukungfu: African or Indian elephant?


Looks like an Indian elephant... the ears look small. It's a bit tough to tell since the focus of the pics is off, but I'd bet on Indian.

Not that you were serious about asking, but hell, why not...
 
2014-05-19 02:42:02 PM  

vudukungfu: African or Indian elephant?


The backside of water.
 
2014-05-19 02:44:42 PM  
Elephants like to swim.

/ They also like to hold their trunks out of the water and make people think they are some kind of prehistoric monster.
 
2014-05-19 02:45:00 PM  

probesport: Way down there you need a reason to move.


leave your mind behind.
 
2014-05-19 02:47:46 PM  
African bush elephants are not domesticated.
 
2014-05-19 02:48:38 PM  

Diogenes: Or as we Floridians call them, "NY tourists."


LOL. New Jersey snickering approvingly.
 
2014-05-19 02:51:39 PM  
Indian
upload.wikimedia.org
African
cdn2.arkive.org

Our Elephant
media2.wptv.com

It's an African-American elephant from the India, obviously.
 
2014-05-19 02:55:54 PM  

studebaker hoch: Elephants like to swim.

/ They also like to hold their trunks out of the water and make people think they are some kind of prehistoric monster.


They love them some water. Rain too. We were at Disney's Animal Kingdom once during a heavy rainstorm... while the giraffes just stood there like "screw this, this sucks" the elephants were running around and playing like "FARK YEAH."
 
2014-05-19 02:59:20 PM  

MooseBayou: It's an African-American elephant from the India, obviously.


looks more like the african one to me with the double-hump but it could be because he is taking a squat in the ocean.

i hope he isn't trying to drink that water.
 
2014-05-19 02:59:48 PM  

MooseBayou: It's an African-American elephant from the India, obviously.


www.reactiongifs.com
 
2014-05-19 03:02:25 PM  

dinch: There are reports the elephant was there as part of a birthday party.

That's some quality reporting, right there. I think... maybe... How freaking hard would it be to find out if somebody rented a freaking elephant in that particular area of Florida? What, they got elephant rental shops all over Florida or something?


Another completely useless "news report".
 
2014-05-19 03:03:45 PM  
So, elephant porn is a thing now?
 
2014-05-19 03:05:57 PM  

Kevin72: Diogenes: Or as we Floridians call them, "NY tourists."

LOL. New Jersey snickering approvingly.


I'm from there and still have family there :-)
 
2014-05-19 03:06:07 PM  

akula: studebaker hoch: Elephants like to swim.

/ They also like to hold their trunks out of the water and make people think they are some kind of prehistoric monster.

They love them some water. Rain too. We were at Disney's Animal Kingdom once during a heavy rainstorm... while the giraffes just stood there like "screw this, this sucks" the elephants were running around and playing like "FARK YEAH."


it is 86 degrees in Tampa today.  not sure when the video was taken, but a guy's gotta cool off.
 
2014-05-19 03:14:33 PM  

Diogenes: Or as we Floridians call them, "NY tourists."


Yeah. NY is the problem.

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2014-05-19 03:17:01 PM  

SlothB77: akula: studebaker hoch: Elephants like to swim.

/ They also like to hold their trunks out of the water and make people think they are some kind of prehistoric monster.

They love them some water. Rain too. We were at Disney's Animal Kingdom once during a heavy rainstorm... while the giraffes just stood there like "screw this, this sucks" the elephants were running around and playing like "FARK YEAH."

it is 86 degrees in Tampa today.  not sure when the video was taken, but a guy's gotta cool off.


Hey, not like I blame the elephant. If I were hanging out on a beach my ass would be in the surf too.
 
2014-05-19 03:20:02 PM  

LemSkroob: Diogenes: Or as we Floridians call them, "NY tourists."

Yeah. NY is the problem.

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Just the tourists ;-)
 
2014-05-19 03:21:25 PM  

MooseBayou: Indian
[upload.wikimedia.org image 750x500]
African
[cdn2.arkive.org image 650x432]

Our Elephant
[media2.wptv.com image 640x480]

It's an African-American elephant from the India, obviously.


So, it's African.
It swam there from Africa?
Or fell off a cargo vessel.
Could happen. Happens in the cartoons all the time.
Ask Chilly Willy.

And if you lived in Antarctica, your willy would be chilly, too.
 
2014-05-19 03:22:00 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: So, elephant porn is a thing now?


rule 34, bro,
don't ask, dont' tell.
 
2014-05-19 03:24:40 PM  

Diogenes: LemSkroob: Diogenes: Or as we Floridians call them, "NY tourists."

Yeah. NY is the problem.

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Just the tourists ;-)


only because tourists from other states cant fit through the medal detectors at the airports. :)
 
2014-05-19 03:53:29 PM  
I might have to fly down there to see this. I'm running low on ivory checks.
 
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