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(Huffington Post)   Yoga will change your life. And by "yoga" they mean having no attachments to things, people, morals, beliefs. Huh, imagine that   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 51
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2014-05-19 12:18:18 PM  
yoga.

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2014-05-19 12:25:05 PM  
Except that the first requirement in ancient Patanjali yoga is externalizing ethical behavior:

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And the second is internalizing ethical behavior:

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2014-05-19 12:40:32 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: i.imgur.com


Really this thread should turn into a hot yoga pictures rant and we should thus give piece a chance
 
2014-05-19 01:01:37 PM  
No religion too?
 
2014-05-19 01:41:47 PM  
Reading that article was the equivalent of trying to eat an organic soy and millet cookie with carob chunks.
 
2014-05-19 02:08:40 PM  
Fear is the path to the dark side.  Fear leads to anger.  Anger leads to hate.  Hate leads to suffering.

Such wisdom.  Of course he is life-changing.
 
2014-05-19 05:12:16 PM  
Take time to breath is good advice if you don't want to die.
 
2014-05-19 05:12:33 PM  
Never cry over anything that can't cry over you.
 
2014-05-19 05:12:35 PM  

flucto: The Stealth Hippopotamus: i.imgur.com

Really this thread should turn into a hot yoga pictures rant and we should thus give piece a chance


So you're saying we should post pictures of women who would never give our piece a chance?
 
2014-05-19 05:14:05 PM  
Yoga pants thread?

Yoga pants thread.

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And for some reason a Stargate Asgard that showed up in the results
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2014-05-19 05:14:54 PM  
If I told you the same advice was given two thousand years ago between Romans, nobody would care. But because this flake applies "ancient Indian" ju-ju to it, it suddenly means more.

Someone test his connectedness to physical possessions by burning his car.
 
2014-05-19 05:15:21 PM  
 
2014-05-19 05:15:49 PM  
"I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality."
 
2014-05-19 05:16:05 PM  

meat0918: Yoga pants thread?

Yoga pants thread.

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And for some reason a Stargate Asgard that showed up in the results
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2014-05-19 05:17:58 PM  
The key to designing good yoga pants is adding a pressure point seam directly across the rectal-optical nerve, thus blocking the user from seeing the disaster following that follows them.
 
2014-05-19 05:18:55 PM  
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2014-05-19 05:19:17 PM  
The key to designing good yoga pants is adding a pressure point seam directly across the rectal-optical nerve, thus blocking the user from seeing the disaster that follows them.

/corrected.
 
2014-05-19 05:20:25 PM  

mentallo69: meat0918: Yoga pants thread?

Yoga pants thread.

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Many people miss the cameo in that Seinfeld gif by former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.
 
2014-05-19 05:21:06 PM  
As the founder of Prana Power Yoga™, it's not surprising that I'd suggest getting on your mat.


As the founder of Checking The Weather To See If You Need An Umbrella That Day™, it's not surprising that I'd suggest checking the weather to see if you need an umbrella that day.  Also I sell umbrellas.
 
2014-05-19 05:24:15 PM  

meat0918: Yoga pants thread?

Yoga pants thread.

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You monster!  How could you post those images where unsuspecting Farkers could see them?
 
2014-05-19 05:24:41 PM  

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Christian tracts that have to give a notation to remind the crazy Christian it markets to that you shouldn't destroy the message cuz technicalities.
 
2014-05-19 05:24:44 PM  

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I like how they have to clarify that you don't need to burn the tract since it has evil scary satan symbols, but only in 2D so it's cool bro.
 
2014-05-19 05:25:50 PM  
Jack from 30 rock: Way to tell me something I already knew. What are you, The Huffington Post?
 
2014-05-19 05:29:13 PM  

meat0918: Yoga pants thread?

Yoga pants thread.

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And for some reason a Stargate Asgard that showed up in the results
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They must have misspelled the picture as "Assgard"
 
2014-05-19 05:34:58 PM  

Laobaojun: meat0918: Yoga pants thread?

Yoga pants thread.

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And for some reason a Stargate Asgard that showed up in the results
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You monster!  How could you post those images where unsuspecting Farkers could see them?


I'm going to have to second this motion.  This thread had potential to be epic, EPIC! For some poor suffering Farkers plowing through their miserable day, this is all they had to look forward to and you RUINED it.

I hope you're happy.

/people of Walmart, indeed
 
2014-05-19 05:36:13 PM  
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2014-05-19 05:36:49 PM  
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2014-05-19 05:37:30 PM  
Corrective eyebleach
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2014-05-19 05:38:17 PM  
Subby missed the point of TFA. Oh well. It was a boring article anyway.

4. Wake up 15 minutes earlier and sit quietly with your eyes closed.

This would result in me falling back asleep every single time.
 
2014-05-19 05:38:24 PM  
All I can think is "Make a wish and pull"
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2014-05-19 05:39:24 PM  
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2014-05-19 05:39:48 PM  
Doing Yoga

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2014-05-19 05:40:02 PM  
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2014-05-19 05:40:52 PM  
"No attachments to things, people, morals, beliefs..."

Wow, steal a few pic-a-nic baskets and you're branded for life
 
2014-05-19 05:42:13 PM  
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2014-05-19 05:43:59 PM  
I can stop if you guys want.
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2014-05-19 05:47:23 PM  
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I shall bend like a reed in the wind...
 
2014-05-19 05:56:13 PM  
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2014-05-19 05:57:43 PM  
Where the hell is Ron Swanson when you need him?

The author had better start using more appropriate analogies or I'm gonna come down like a friggin' hurricane.
 
2014-05-19 06:04:14 PM  
I just started doing DDP Yoga today, so I'm really getting a kick out of *BANG!*
 
2014-05-19 06:20:18 PM  
If you got no attachment to people then how you gonna impress anyone with your holier than thou attitude ?
 
2014-05-19 06:58:18 PM  
When I did hot yoga there were a couple of women who while doing camel pose pretty much reveled themselves to be shape shifters. There is no other explanation for that degree of flexibility.

STRYPERSWINE: I just started doing DDP Yoga today, so I'm really getting a kick out of *BANG!*


Double Deep Penetration Yoga?
 
2014-05-19 08:40:24 PM  
Yogurt changed my life.
 
2014-05-19 08:50:48 PM  

UberDave: Fear is the path to the dark side.  Fear leads to anger.  Anger leads to hate.  Hate leads to suffering.

Such wisdom.  Of course he is life-changing.


This
 
2014-05-19 08:59:10 PM  
Yoga has helped me with back, shoulder, and neck injuries.  I met beautiful women who were not ashamed of their bodies or sexuality doing Yoga at a full fledged Yoga studio. So in that way it does me good. I do not know what the person in the article was talking about because I stopped reading it a quarter of the way.
 
2014-05-19 09:28:29 PM  
I get my exercise by like, going outside.  Not inside smelling other people's farts in a hot yoga class.
 
2014-05-19 09:51:22 PM  
Exercise is good for you.

So is meditation.

That's pretty much all you need to know.
Also, one of the best ways to know if a person is high strung is if they constantly have to tell themselves/be told to relax.

If someone's house or Facebook wall or tumblr or or cubicle or whatever is full of hippidy dippidy live in the moment stuff... Watch the f out.
 
2014-05-19 10:06:16 PM  

Vitamin Pb: I can stop if you guys want.
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Thank you.  Your apology and restitution are obviously sincere.  No need to stop.
 
2014-05-19 10:23:47 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Yogurt changed my life.


Even with strawberries?

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2014-05-20 05:09:08 AM  

meat0918: Yoga pants thread?

Yoga pants thread.

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And for some reason a Stargate Asgard that showed up in the results
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