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(Salon)   Woman upset at her husband's failure to notice her O-face   (salon.com ) divider line
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2014-05-19 08:52:45 AM  
Maybe he didn't realize it was your first orgasm because you'd been lying about it all the previous instances you'd had sex.
 
2014-05-19 09:01:15 AM  
i2.tinypic.com

Taught me it was all about the O.
 
2014-05-19 09:18:48 AM  
How would he notice? It's not like the back of her head changed expressions or anything.
 
2014-05-19 09:22:34 AM  
I like how he just kept pumping her while she cried.
 
2014-05-19 09:27:43 AM  

jaylectricity: I like how he just kept pumping her while she cried.


FEMINISM
 
2014-05-19 09:46:56 AM  
Sqweel 2: Electric Boogaloo
 
2014-05-19 10:11:39 AM  

jaylectricity: I like how he just kept pumping her while she cried.


Don't you?
 
2014-05-19 10:11:48 AM  
FTA: "I hate to admit it, but I'm one of those women who needs to feel men's stares as a form of personal validation..."

"PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!1!"
 
2014-05-19 10:11:53 AM  
Here's a novel idea: TALK to one another. Tell your partner what you like... ask them what they like... avoid the temptation of writing a long-winded article.
 
2014-05-19 10:12:25 AM  
It's not that he didn't notice.  He just didn't care.
 
2014-05-19 10:12:49 AM  

jankyboy: Here's a novel idea: TALK to one another. Tell your partner what you like... ask them what they like... avoid the temptation of writing a long-winded article.


We're now done here. Somebody get the lights.
 
2014-05-19 10:13:10 AM  
Tell him, he's not a damn psychic.
 
2014-05-19 10:13:13 AM  
Anyone who writes for Salon should be shot into space for the good of humanity. And we certainly won't need to worry about them colonizing a new world by accident. Even if a couple of them managed to stop staring at their feet long enough to have sex, any child they had would certainly starve to death while they pondered what to feed it.
 
2014-05-19 10:13:19 AM  
I guess saying "oh my god, I just came!" was too hard for her?

*facepalm*
 
2014-05-19 10:13:23 AM  
It's an orgasm lady... you didn't just cure cancer. Do you really need a party and a gold star because your body finally worked properly.
 
2014-05-19 10:13:29 AM  
I'm one of those women who needs to feel men's stares as a form of personal validation

ugh. Try not being so farking needy. Maybe that's why he started to distance himself from you. It gets old, fast.
 
2014-05-19 10:14:51 AM  
2 years in and they are having issues already? Run, run while you can!
 
2014-05-19 10:15:28 AM  
"... we rushed into marriage to secure his green card."

and there's your problem right there; all downhill from this spot.
 
2014-05-19 10:16:15 AM  
KLANG!
 
2014-05-19 10:16:21 AM  
"She sounds hideous"
"Well, she's a guy, so..."

/not sure if relevant, just what popped into my head
 
2014-05-19 10:16:23 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: jaylectricity: I like how he just kept pumping her while she cried.

FEMINISM


Sloppy 17ths!!

http://www.fark.com/commens/6078602/So-Im-officially-out-as-a-femini st -DIT-YEAH-THATS-RIGHT-I-GREENED-IT#new

When I missed my first boyfriend so much, I cried during sex with a one night stand and the guy asked if I was OK-and when I said yes, he kept going while I kept crying.
 
2014-05-19 10:16:58 AM  
Nobody can criticize this article's author because PATRIARCHY.
 
2014-05-19 10:17:39 AM  
FTFA: I hate to admit it, but I'm one of those women who needs to feel men's stares as a form of personal validation, so once my husband stopped really looking at me, I stopped feeling validated by him, and consequently stopped feeling so madly in love with him. And when the love stopped, the sex stopped, and then he really had no reason to look at me anymore.

Dude. farking RUN. Drop her like a hot potatoe before she's slept her way through her entire office floor and starts working on the rest of the building.


Men, dont count on a womans facial expression to let you know a woman is having an orgasm. Go by the body spasms and flailing about.

Or maybe i'm just choking her too hard.
 
2014-05-19 10:18:02 AM  
Idiot.
 
2014-05-19 10:18:29 AM  
Is it a state secret?? Just say something next time, geezus.
 
2014-05-19 10:18:32 AM  

BizarreMan: Maybe he didn't realize it was your first orgasm because you'd been lying about it all the previous instances you'd had sex.


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-19 10:18:34 AM  
I hate to admit it, but I'm one of those women who needs to feel men's stares as a form of personal validation, so once my husband stopped really looking at me, I stopped feeling validated by him, and consequently stopped feeling so madly in love with him. And when the love stopped, the sex stopped, and then he really had no reason to look at me anymore.

Oh my god you insufferable biatch.  Your mere existence is no longer enough to get your husband horny and consequently you don't love him anymore and stopped having sex?
 
2014-05-19 10:18:47 AM  
It's just a symptom of the bigger problem, which is her pointless marriage.
 
2014-05-19 10:18:52 AM  

jankyboy: Here's a novel idea: TALK to one another. Tell your partner what you like... ask them what they like... avoid the temptation of writing a long-winded article.


Yup.

She married a guy from another culture, didn't mention how or if they every bridged the cultural differences between them, and all the while she has secret expectations she hasn't shared with him. Hell, she basically admits they got married so he could get his green card. Then, when she actually DOES have an orgasm it wasn't because he was there, it was because she gave one to herself- while she claims she wanted him involved, he really had precious little to do with it. Even if he is aware she orgasmed, he's going to be thinking "Great, I can't give her what she needs" and will likely withdraw a bit.

But instead of talking this out she writes an article for a website written by and for self important assholes.

Yeah, if this one heads to divorce it won't be because of problems in the bedroom, it will be because of problems everywhere else- he could have a magic dick that caused multiple sequential orgasms every time he stuck it in her and that still wouldn't solve the underlying problems in the marriage.
 
2014-05-19 10:19:15 AM  

ChipNASA: FirstNationalBastard: jaylectricity: I like how he just kept pumping her while she cried.

FEMINISM

Sloppy 17ths!!

http://www.fark.com/commens/6078602/So-Im-officially-out-as-a-femini st -DIT-YEAH-THATS-RIGHT-I-GREENED-IT#new

When I missed my first boyfriend so much, I cried during sex with a one night stand and the guy asked if I was OK-and when I said yes, he kept going while I kept crying.


Shoot, if they don't cry, I'm not doing my job.
 
2014-05-19 10:20:25 AM  
This woman sounds utterly self-absorbed.
 
2014-05-19 10:20:36 AM  

Swampmaster: "... we rushed into marriage to secure his green card."

and there's your problem right there; all downhill from this spot.


I am guessing what you quoted is more the issue, rather than anything in the bedroom. This woman sounds more like a convenient place to park until he can divorce her and not get deported.
 
2014-05-19 10:21:05 AM  
I hate to admit it, but I'm one of those women who needs to feel men's stares as a form of personal validation

Needy and insecure. The perfect partner for a long-term relationship.
 
2014-05-19 10:21:40 AM  
Monday's a bit early for a misogyny thread.  But I'll bite.  Your husband doesn't stop looking at you because of the way you act outside of bed.

Let's unite the men AND women of Fark against a common enemy: terrible people

key phrases:

Last month I found myself at a workshop called "The Art of Sex," hanging on the every word of a spirited sex educator

How could I possibly maintain my status as the "Samantha" of our group, if I admitted that my sex life was absolute shiat?

But then I got a job in New York, and we rushed into marriage to secure his green card.


Monkey with a typewriter, loves commas.
 
2014-05-19 10:21:49 AM  

lectos: It's not that he didn't notice.  He just didn't care.


Yeah, i think that's spot on. At least stop and ask what's going on? Why are you crying? Nah, just keep pumpin' away...he sounds like a great catch. Oh and he's a British Jew? Even better.

Get out while you can, girl. Find someone actually cares about how you feel in bed...or even notices that you're there.
 
2014-05-19 10:22:25 AM  
"I rushed into a marriage with a guy who happened to be British and Jewish.  Why didn't this work out?  Why doesn't he know what I'm thinking and feeling despite my preference to talk to my Best Friend about it instead of him?"
 
2014-05-19 10:22:27 AM  
She sounds fat.
 
2014-05-19 10:22:37 AM  

Belias: jankyboy: Here's a novel idea: TALK to one another. Tell your partner what you like... ask them what they like... avoid the temptation of writing a long-winded article.

We're now done here. Somebody get the lights.


This.
 
2014-05-19 10:23:01 AM  

ChipNASA: I cried during sex with a one night stand and the guy asked if I was OK-and when I said yes, he kept going while I kept crying


I had an old girlfriend that would either cry or get really excited when she came. It was weird, yeah, but when she grabbed on to me and yelled "don't stop" through the tears I have to admit I got over it..
 
2014-05-19 10:23:31 AM  

lindalouwho: I guess saying "oh my god, I just came!" was too hard for her?

*facepalm*



I know.  I read this as "I just had an orgasm but I am sad because my husband was not a mind reader."

She sounds like SO much fun in bed....
 
2014-05-19 10:23:56 AM  

give me doughnuts: FTA: "I hate to admit it, but I'm one of those women who needs to feel men's stares as a form of personal validation..."

"PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!1!"


"YOU AREN'T PAYING ENOUGH ATTENTION TO ME IF YOU CAN'T TELL WHEN SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED INSIDE ME"

I want to shake this vapid twunt.
 
2014-05-19 10:24:34 AM  

jankyboy: Here's a novel idea: TALK to one another. Tell your partner what you like... ask them what they like... avoid the temptation of writing a long-winded article.


No no no. Look, as a man, you are supposed to just know how your woman feels. They shouldn't have to tell you. Sheesh.

/or so it seems
 
2014-05-19 10:25:56 AM  
The exact opposite of this is equally frustrating. Try living with a woman who is hyper orgasmic and always goes before you. It's not as fun as it sounds....for me.
 
2014-05-19 10:27:19 AM  
sex-positive

Is that a test result, like testing positive for herpes or the clap?
 
2014-05-19 10:28:01 AM  
Having read that... Reconfirms for the 1,000,000th time.... Women are completely farked in the head.

// chicks are great, but
// just don't be gettin' up in my biz with all this EQUALITY bullshiat
 
2014-05-19 10:28:49 AM  
Her name is Amanda KLING? How fitting for an immature, needy woman. All the questionaires in the world won't help if you don't have the most basic communication. These two sound like children playing house. My advice to her?

Pull up your big girl pants, use your farking words, and TALK to your husband. Dude ain't farking psychic, Klingy.
 
2014-05-19 10:29:29 AM  

Big Ramifications: Having read that... Reconfirms for the 1,000,000th time.... Women are completely farked in the head.


This is why pr0n is a great education tool.
 
2014-05-19 10:29:54 AM  

akula: jankyboy: Here's a novel idea: TALK to one another. Tell your partner what you like... ask them what they like... avoid the temptation of writing a long-winded article.

Yup.

She married a guy from another culture, didn't mention how or if they every bridged the cultural differences between them, and all the while she has secret expectations she hasn't shared with him. Hell, she basically admits they got married so he could get his green card. Then, when she actually DOES have an orgasm it wasn't because he was there, it was because she gave one to herself- while she claims she wanted him involved, he really had precious little to do with it. Even if he is aware she orgasmed, he's going to be thinking "Great, I can't give her what she needs" and will likely withdraw a bit.

But instead of talking this out she writes an article for a website written by and for self important assholes.

Yeah, if this one heads to divorce it won't be because of problems in the bedroom, it will be because of problems everywhere else- he could have a magic dick that caused multiple sequential orgasms every time he stuck it in her and that still wouldn't solve the underlying problems in the marriage.


Magic Dick? He's in the J. Geils Band?!
 
2014-05-19 10:30:39 AM  
I wanted desperately to share my bedroom troubles with my close girlfriends

So, you've been lying to your husband about sex and you'll talk to your close girlfriends about your marital problems and blog about them publicly on Salon, but you won't talk to your husband.  I've got news for you, lady, YOU'RE the problem in the relationship.
 
2014-05-19 10:31:15 AM  
A woman had an orgasm?  Who cares?
 
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