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(New Musical Express)   Twenty-nine people rushed to the hospital after dropping like the bass at an Avicii show   (nme.com) divider line 29
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2014-05-19 01:13:54 PM  
Someone's going to be in big treble...
 
2014-05-19 02:31:10 PM  
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Swagneto never would have let this happen at one of his shows.
 
2014-05-19 03:27:11 PM  
Saturday night live did a funny parody of lame DJs the other night.
 
2014-05-19 04:35:05 PM  

xanadian: Someone's going to be in big treble...


Stop being so melodymatic?
I can hardly baritone?

....

I'm gonna go now
 
2014-05-19 04:36:13 PM  

Actual Farking: Swagneto never would have let this happen at one of his shows.


Is that/he real? If so, he'd better have some awesome music, because anything with the word "swag" in it is worthy of a cockpunch.
 
2014-05-19 04:37:32 PM  

vernonFL: Saturday night live did a funny parody of lame DJs the other night.


Ishkur now writes scripts for SNL?
 
2014-05-19 04:37:59 PM  
Maybe they can replace his gall bladder with some talent.
 
2014-05-19 04:42:38 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-19 04:48:20 PM  
Any of them named Molly?
 
2014-05-19 04:51:29 PM  
It was so bad it was like being at a Who concert in Cincinnatti.
 
2014-05-19 05:00:22 PM  

vernonFL: Saturday night live did a funny parody of lame DJs the other night.


Specifically, Avicii
 
2014-05-19 05:20:05 PM  

Poundit Hardus: Any of them named Molly?


From TFA it sounds more like Jose, Jack and Johnny.
 
2014-05-19 05:26:34 PM  
Not a good sign if your act makes people physically sick.
 
2014-05-19 05:26:43 PM  

Clutch2013: Actual Farking: Swagneto never would have let this happen at one of his shows.

Is that/he real? If so, he'd better have some awesome music, because anything with the word "swag" in it is worthy of a cockpunch.


He's real and we all learned about him in this hilarious trainwreck thread that you should read.

TotalFarker Swee2th lost over $6K throwing a festival last weekend, wants to hear ideas on how to make his money back quick, demands green light since denial of green light on original newspaper article contributed to money loss

Basically some guy (not swagneto) posted that whiny thread to tfd and got dogpiled in hilarious fashion. DJ Swagneto was one of the performers at the saddest little music festival you'll ever see.
 
2014-05-19 05:39:46 PM  
I don't know what an Avicii is, but if it's this dude, he heeds a baseball bat up alongside the farking melon.
 
2014-05-19 05:57:06 PM  
Who actually goes to these DJ "concerts"? Seriously.
 
2014-05-19 05:58:00 PM  
"To get back to the warning that I received. You may take it with however many grains of salt that you wish. That the brown acid that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, ok?"
 
2014-05-19 06:15:27 PM  
He must have hit all the brown notes.
 
2014-05-19 06:15:53 PM  

Mikey1969: I don't know what an Avicii is, but if it's this dude, he heeds a baseball bat up alongside the farking melon.


Did he kill your dog?
 
2014-05-19 07:23:16 PM  
What's an Avicii?

Sounds like a type of cheese.
 
2014-05-19 07:26:25 PM  

Actual Farking: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 275x183]

Swagneto never would have let this happen at one of his shows.


I thought Swagu was the best.  It has now been toppled.
 
2014-05-19 08:03:33 PM  

aintnuttintofarkwith: xanadian: Someone's going to be in big treble...

Stop being so melodymatic?
I can hardly baritone?

....

I'm gonna go now


yes you should go you are over the coda

/think allegro with you
 
2014-05-19 09:34:51 PM  

vernonFL: Saturday night live did a funny parody of lame DJs the other night.


The one hosted by Samberg? Dammit now I have to watch the episode!
 
2014-05-19 10:55:40 PM  

LewDux: vernonFL: Saturday night live did a funny parody of lame DJs the other night.

Ishkur now writes scripts for SNL?


Apparently its now kitsch-pop-culture to rip off jokes I made 15 years ago.
 
2014-05-20 12:07:42 AM  

maltedmothball: aintnuttintofarkwith: xanadian: Someone's going to be in big treble...

Stop being so melodymatic?
I can hardly baritone?

....

I'm gonna go now

yes you should go you are over the coda

/think allegro with you


I don't think puns are our forte
 
2014-05-20 12:50:44 AM  

Gilligann: What's an Avicii?

Sounds like a type of cheese.


I think it's a windows video codec.
 
2014-05-20 11:13:38 AM  

germ78: Gilligann: What's an Avicii?

Sounds like a type of cheese.

I think it's a windows video codec.


i always think about codec, or something computer related, when i see his name too.

one thing i kind of like about avicii over some of the other dj people these days...the 2 songs i know of his actually sound like full regular band songs...with verses and everything...then again, why doesn't he just get in a band to do that?
 
2014-05-20 03:33:23 PM  

Gilligann: What's an Avicii?

Sounds like a type of cheese.


Sounds like a pasta to me. Avicii alfredo?

OR

2.bp.blogspot.com

"Avicii, you cooka ze meat a balls a too long!"

(I have no idea who this guy is, either)
 
2014-05-20 03:50:47 PM  
"the 2 songs i know of his actually sound like full regular orchestra pieces...with strings and everything...then again, why doesn't he just get in a orchestra to do that?"
Link/Link
 
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