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(Metro)   Women now having plastic surgery on their hands so their engagement ring selfie doesn't look like a collar someone tried to put on a bag of snakes   (metro.co.uk) divider line 31
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2014-05-19 10:13:45 AM  
Whatever happened to good ol' photoshop?
 
2014-05-19 12:11:35 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-19 12:13:37 PM  
www.writtenignition.com
 
2014-05-19 12:13:39 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Whatever happened to good ol' photoshop?


Photoshop is probably more expensive these days!
 
2014-05-19 12:15:32 PM  
It's a hand lift and a nose job.
 
2014-05-19 12:15:34 PM  
there's a growing trend

Uh huh.
 
2014-05-19 12:15:59 PM  
How farking stupid.
 
2014-05-19 12:16:39 PM  
Why not just hold off on buying the ring until you can get her to a jewelry shop so that she can get it properly sized immediately?

Bonus: if she looks at other rings in the shop and complains that the one you bought isn't fancy enough, you still have a chance to escape.
 
2014-05-19 12:18:50 PM  

FDR Jones: SecretAgentWoman: Whatever happened to good ol' photoshop?

Photoshop is probably more expensive these days!


They've gone and ditched it for a monthly "creative cloud!" subscription. So have a backup editor that can read photoshop files standing by, because 30 days after you stop paying $19.99 a month to use photoshop, your files won't open.
 
2014-05-19 12:21:13 PM  
A new high/low in being bridezilla - gotta love it.
 
2014-05-19 12:21:46 PM  
Article is balls.
 
2014-05-19 12:21:57 PM  

Rapmaster2000: there's a growing trend

Uh huh.


Personally, I'd classify it as a shrinking trend; but, I'm not a rocket surgeon.
 
2014-05-19 12:22:02 PM  
Congratulations on your eventual divorce!
 
2014-05-19 12:22:40 PM  
Women are vain and shallow and care very much what other women think of them. Where is the Ric Romeo tag when you need it
 
2014-05-19 12:23:12 PM  
Christ, hire a hand model. Or better cap yourself.
 
2014-05-19 12:24:18 PM  
People are shallow, vapid and empty.  Really makes me wonder what NDT was thinking on last night's Cosmos when he thought about us being this highly intellectually evolved species.
 
2014-05-19 12:25:44 PM  

wildcardjack: It's a hand lift and a nose job.


Yeah, I listened to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me a couple days ago, too
 
2014-05-19 12:37:29 PM  
It gives the guy some idea of what he's in for, but he's probably oblivious.
 
2014-05-19 12:49:39 PM  

bigdog1960: Christ, hire a hand model.


img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-05-19 12:51:00 PM  

StrangeQ: People are shallow, vapid and empty.  Really makes me wonder what NDT was thinking on last night's Cosmos when he thought about us being this highly intellectually evolved species.


Being intelligent is only a precursor to being smart.  It takes a highly sophisticated brain just to be able to experience the sort of vanity that would make someone want to do such a thing.
 
2014-05-19 12:54:53 PM  
You're good the way you are.
 
2014-05-19 01:14:04 PM  
If you go through with marriage to a woman like that, you deserve every misery that is coming your way after the rice hits you in the face.
 
2014-05-19 02:03:57 PM  
Don't wait forever to get married. Problem solved before it exists.
 
2014-05-19 02:09:29 PM  

Miss5280: If you go through with marriage to a woman like that, you deserve every misery that is coming your way after the rice hits you in the face.


Preach! I didn't find the right one until after 30, but it was worth the wait.
 
2014-05-19 02:33:11 PM  
You know who else goes to great lengths to hide there hands?

store.gaspargloves.com
 
2014-05-19 02:56:20 PM  
Opening the article on my iOS device brought me to the App Store for one of those freemium Zynga games. Such bullshait.
 
2014-05-19 03:20:26 PM  
ET hands
 
2014-05-19 04:37:51 PM  
"Ring selfie" shouldn't be a thing. I don't even like those portraits where the bride/bride to be is holding up her ring hand (or the groom is holding it up) that most people have taken.

If making sure everyone notices your ring is super-important to you, maybe you're not mature enough to get married.
 
2014-05-19 05:01:21 PM  
Headline made me lol. Props, mitter.
 
kth
2014-05-19 09:55:09 PM  
The only time I ever succumbed to peer pressure was on the engagement ring. I was perfectly happy without one, but the women from my community service group would. not. stop. asking me about where my ring was. As if I couldn't possibly be engaged without a ring.

I broke down and got one. $20 claddagh ring at the Irish fest. The husband's claddagh was $30. There, I have a ring. Shut up.
 
2014-05-19 10:19:49 PM  

kth: The only time I ever succumbed to peer pressure was on the engagement ring. I was perfectly happy without one, but the women from my community service group would. not. stop. asking me about where my ring was. As if I couldn't possibly be engaged without a ring.

I broke down and got one. $20 claddagh ring at the Irish fest. The husband's claddagh was $30. There, I have a ring. Shut up.


The proper answer is, "Through my clitoral hood."
That will be the end of that. Farking busybodies. I had a coworker who wouldn't shut up about how my ring should be nicer, because I dislike diamonds and asked for a sapphire instead. Go be vapid somewhere else.
 
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