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(Daily Mail)   Hugh Jackman reveals he had to wear a cocksock during the filming of his nude scenes for the latest X-Men movie, because his penis kept popping out and going 'SNIKT' at the most inopportune times   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 37
    More: Interesting, Hugh Jackman, Peter Dinklage, X-Men, Days of Future Past, nude scene, Les Miserables, elderly woman, Fan Bingbing  
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2014-05-19 01:05:09 PM  
I always had him pegged as a cocksocker.
 
2014-05-19 01:15:44 PM  
goddammit.

/done in one
 
2014-05-19 01:29:32 PM  

Diogenes: I always had him pegged as a cocksocker.


Watch out or we'll deport you to Sweden
 
2014-05-19 01:41:05 PM  
Story of Hugh's jock combined with a story about Peter's Dinklage.
 
2014-05-19 01:53:22 PM  
Meanwhile, TFettes have renamed their dildos 'SNIKT'.
 
2014-05-19 03:08:03 PM  

cdn2.holytaco.com

 
2014-05-19 03:23:49 PM  
I came.
 
2014-05-19 03:32:07 PM  
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2014-05-19 03:32:38 PM  
Whose doesn't? Come on, now. Be honest.
 
2014-05-19 03:42:10 PM  
Thanks, subby for putting that in the headline.  Now I got that image in my head for the rest of the day.
 
2014-05-19 03:42:18 PM  

markfara: Whose doesn't? Come on, now. Be honest.


Huh, I've never had that problem; didn't know it was a 'thing'.
 
2014-05-19 03:49:26 PM  
Jennifer Lawrence has that effect on me, too.
 
2014-05-19 03:49:59 PM  
Henceforth, instead of "jilling off" or "schlicking", Farkers shall use the term "SNIKTING".
 
2014-05-19 03:52:08 PM  
Adamantium isn't a bad name for your penis, just need to find a girl with a vibranium ass.
 
2014-05-19 03:57:38 PM  
Accompanied by his wife Deborra-Lee Furness, 58, he flew into Perth the very next day to launch the Jackman Furness Foundation for the Performing Arts.

I believe this marriage to be the product of a women's lobby or coalition that tries to provide hope or aspiration or something.  Either that or it's the best Make-A-Wish scam of all time
 
2014-05-19 03:59:00 PM  
I thought it was well know that Wolverine's bones were coated?
 
2014-05-19 04:02:43 PM  
He is certainly going to the bank on that character, isn't he?
 
2014-05-19 04:10:58 PM  

browneye: Thanks, subby for putting that in the headline.  Now I got that image in my head for the rest of the day.


At least it wasn't going THWIP
 
2014-05-19 04:17:10 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Accompanied by his wife Deborra-Lee Furness, 58, he flew into Perth the very next day to launch the Jackman Furness Foundation for the Performing Arts.

I believe this marriage to be the product of a women's lobby or coalition that tries to provide hope or aspiration or something.  Either that or it's the best Make-A-Wish scam of all time


Meh, she seems to clean up pretty good for her age.

showbizdaily.net
 
2014-05-19 04:19:32 PM  
i.ebayimg.com
Not one of these by any chance, was it?
 
2014-05-19 04:23:40 PM  
My cocksock has never made a sound like SNIKT.

It sounds like a bag of stale Fritos
 
2014-05-19 04:52:41 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Accompanied by his wife Deborra-Lee Furness, 58, he flew into Perth the very next day to launch the Jackman Furness Foundation for the Performing Arts.

I believe this marriage to be the product of a women's lobby or coalition that tries to provide hope or aspiration or something.  Either that or it's the best Make-A-Wish scam of all time


She's one of the better-looking beards in Hollywood, I'd say.
 
2014-05-19 05:44:25 PM  

flynn80: Adamantium isn't a bad name for your penis, just need to find a girl with a vibranium ass.


I'm going to change mine to Billmantium.
 
2014-05-19 06:01:55 PM  
d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net

/blow me
 
2014-05-19 06:08:48 PM  
So is he now known as Huge Jackman?
 
2014-05-19 06:57:11 PM  

flynn80: Adamantium isn't a bad name for your penis, just need to find a girl with a vibranium ass.


Unfortunately she's unobtainium.
 
2014-05-19 07:53:11 PM  

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^ this but I did it faster like 1/3 of the FAPs
 
2014-05-19 07:53:42 PM  
Hugh sure talks about his cock a lot.

/his cock. he likes talking about it.
 
2014-05-19 08:14:45 PM  

Max Awesome: Hugh sure talks about his cock a lot.

/his cock. he likes talking about it.


You said cock twice...
 
2014-05-19 09:45:01 PM  
Is Peter Dinklage wearing a cocksock too?
 
2014-05-19 11:23:02 PM  
I don't know, "Jackman Furness Foundation" sounds like a good name for a prog band.
 
2014-05-20 12:33:12 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Max Awesome: Hugh sure talks about his cock a lot.

/his cock. he likes talking about it.

You said cock twice...


Amd you both are talking about it

Not saying. . .just saying. . .
 
2014-05-20 12:40:13 AM  

theorellior: Henceforth, instead of "jilling off" or "schlicking", Farkers shall use the term "SNIKTING".


I'M IN.

or, you know, it's in.
 
2014-05-20 02:55:52 AM  

Diogenes: I always had him pegged as a cocksocker.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-20 05:58:19 AM  

NuttierThanEver: Diogenes: I always had him pegged as a cocksocker.

Watch out or we'll deport you to Sweden


He claims he's not from there.
 
2014-05-20 11:33:02 AM  
www.madcoversite.com

SNIKT
 
2014-05-20 03:37:59 PM  
Obligatory Red Hot Chili Peppers 'socks on cox' (probably not safe for work):

https://www.google.com/search?q=red+hot+chili+peppers+socks&source=ln m s&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=_a57U9vsLa-xsASU5oGABg&sqi=2&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&biw=10 24&bih=626
 
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