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(Hartford Courant)   Don't want mom and dad to know that you've dropped out of school and are not graduating even though they sent you thousands in tuition money? Calling in a bomb threat at graduation might not be the best way to hide it   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Quinnipiac, bomb threat, graduation, tuition, sports center, Quinnipiac University  
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2674 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 May 2014 at 11:58 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-19 04:36:53 PM  
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billygeek: Now here is a woman with a bright future working the pole.

Eeeew, gross, even Tuesday morning-shift strippers have standards.
2014-05-19 12:44:40 PM  
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I'm pretty sure at most large state universities, you can walk as long as you're wearing a cap and gown that matches everyone else's. They give you a piece of paper to write your name on, you hand it to the prof standing by whoever is reading the names, they read it off, you accept your stunt diploma and hearty handshake, and it's all over.
Then you just have to explain why there's no record of you graduating to future employers.
2014-05-19 12:27:38 PM  
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Graduating with a B.A. in psychopathy...
2014-05-19 12:22:44 PM  
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JohnCarter: Magorn: So she spent the money on...?

cause its hard to spend 50-60K grand without having a few pretty obvious assets at the end unless it was all going straight up her nose or something

Obviously not hair stylist, decent clothes, a disposable cell phone, or a makeover

Sad non-graduate crazy lady is sad

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She didn't tell them she's a lesbian either.
2014-05-19 12:20:49 PM  
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What's her fark handle?
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