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(Yahoo)   If the world were a hamburger, Chris Christie wouldn't just eat it, he would eat the hell out of it. Because that's what Americans do   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 32
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2014-05-19 09:41:27 AM
The appearance offered Christie a second chance to impress deep-pocketed Jewish donors after stumbling in a recent speech to the Republican Jewish Coalition. Sunday's event also featured Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, Sen. Cory Booker of New Jersey and major political donor Sheldon Adelson.

The gathering comes as donors - none bigger than Adelson - begin to size up the crowded field of potential Republican presidential candidates ahead of the 2016 contest. While billed as a nonpartisan affair, there were political references throughout the evening.


Put on your hawk costumes and sing for your suppers.
 
2014-05-19 09:51:02 AM
i.huffpost.com

IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION!
 
2014-05-19 09:58:27 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-19 10:48:50 AM
Of course they want the President to be more aggressive. If we go to war with Russia, people might forget about Iraq.

/sorry Corpulant Christie, we haven't elected a fat fark since what, Taft?
//Clinton doesn't count, he wasn't a lard ass when he was elected
 
2014-05-19 11:12:13 AM
maybe fartbama should shutdown all the bridges between Russia and Ukraine
 
2014-05-19 11:15:09 AM
So pledge undying feality to Israel.
 
2014-05-19 11:19:01 AM
I like that we're supposed to accept that saying "occupied territories" is controversial.

How dare you use accurate statements instead of proper right wing nomenclature.
 
2014-05-19 11:19:41 AM
theplebrevolt.com
 
2014-05-19 11:27:26 AM
I read that in Will Ferrell's voice from the cowbell sketch.
 
2014-05-19 11:27:41 AM
He charged that America must represent the strongest military and economic power, but also "the strongest moral power for what is good and what is right in the world."

Difficulty:  every power has thought its actions good and right regardless of what those actions are.  Even worse, when we acknowledge that we are doing evil, we justify it by saying we had no choice.

Not that any of this matters.  It's just a feel-good sound bite which is what the people really want.
 
2014-05-19 11:29:19 AM
How Republicans see themselves:

img4.wikia.nocookie.net

How everyone else sees them:

learnersedgeinc.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-19 11:31:04 AM
He didn't mention Israel, but insisted that America's leaders must send "clear and consistent signals" to those nations it supports and those it doesn't while promoting America's values.

"And I will start by issuing empty and meaningless rhetoric and failing to list one single actual, concrete thing Obama has done wrong, and what I would do differently."

You think our foreign policy should be tougher?  Then squeeze your fat ass into a set of camouflage utilities, shoulder a rifle, and go do the big stick routine when it's your own ass on the line.
 
2014-05-19 11:33:08 AM
Gov. Chris Christie called Sunday for a more aggressive foreign policy that defends American values abroad - even in "in some very messy, difficult places."

So according to him, no country has the right to sovereignty, since they better dang well have American values.

This is just one of the many reasons why other countries hate the USA.
 
2014-05-19 11:37:44 AM
He charged that America must represent the strongest military and economic power, but also "the strongest moral power for what is good and what is right in the world."


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Oh my...fat people really are funny!
 
2014-05-19 11:38:19 AM

RoxtarRyan: So according to him, no country has the right to sovereignty, since they better dang well have American values.

This is just one of the many reasons why other countries hate the USA.


He gets bonus points for being the "moderate" GOP presidential hopeful.  Yes, I know he has to be in red meat mode to get through the upcoming primary, but if you start doing the primary run this far before the primary, the public might have difficulty letting you slide back into sanity for the general election.  Besides, the GOP seems to be interested in having the establishment take a bigger role in selecting the presidential nominee.
 
2014-05-19 11:39:16 AM
The guy who was involved in shutting down a busy bridge for petty political purposes... that guy gets the HERO tag for his warmongering foreign policy.

Submitter... what a farking waste. The HERO tag means nothing to this tab anymore, obviously.
 
2014-05-19 11:47:21 AM
Headline screams for Weird Al.
 
2014-05-19 11:49:31 AM

moos: Headline screams for Weird Al.


Niiiice
 
2014-05-19 11:54:12 AM

Triple Oak: The guy who was involved in shutting down a busy bridge for petty political purposes... that guy gets the HERO tag for his warmongering foreign policy.

Submitter... what a farking waste. The HERO tag means nothing to this tab anymore, obviously.


He's a hero to his people. (The warring nation of Fatlandia). The tag is appropriate as he is exuding the qualities of his essence before his kind to show his leadership; that he will be the hero of the Republican party and defeat the wicked Liblanders.

/I submitted this last night at 2 in the morning stoned out of my gourd.
 
2014-05-19 12:07:35 PM
FTA: "The rest of the world watches in desperation and hope that America will realize and act upon once again its indispensable place in the world," Christie [said]...

Yeah yeah, the world is BEGGING for America, is DESPERATE for him to throw his weight around with her! Just cause they don't SAY they like us tryin to penetrate her don't mean she don't love it. Just look at what she's wearing, she's asking for it!!!

Reading shiat like that spouted from the likes of Christie is sickening for some reason. I hope I accurately captured why above.
 
2014-05-19 12:21:08 PM
If the worldilf were a hamburger, Chris Christie wouldn't just eat it, he would eat the hell out of it. Because that's what pathologically hunger Americans do  . It's kind of a Rob Ford thing.
 
2014-05-19 12:42:36 PM
No tolerance like liberal tolerance

Making fun of overweight people is very tolerant from the tolerance and diversity group eh?
 
2014-05-19 12:59:15 PM

dantheman195: No tolerance like liberal tolerance

Making fun of overweight people is very tolerant from the tolerance and diversity group eh?


Shut up, fat ass.
 
2014-05-19 02:41:09 PM

dantheman195: No tolerance like liberal tolerance

Making fun of overweight people is very tolerant from the tolerance and diversity group eh?


Try to exercise away the color of your skin, or eat less ice cream until you stop being gay. Wait, you can't?
 
2014-05-19 03:38:03 PM

dantheman195: No tolerance like liberal tolerance

Making fun of overweight people is very tolerant from the tolerance and diversity group eh?


There's that liberal/conservative black/white shiat again. Can't I be liberal about some things and still acknowledge that Christie (and later Clinton) is a fat fark?
 
2014-05-19 03:38:47 PM
 
2014-05-19 06:28:24 PM

Mugato: dantheman195: No tolerance like liberal tolerance

Making fun of overweight people is very tolerant from the tolerance and diversity group eh?

There's that liberal/conservative black/white shiat again. Can't I be liberal about some things and still acknowledge that Christie (and later Clinton) is a fat fark?



Can't I also make jokes about that Rachel Maddow dude kinda looking like a girl? Newp. To Fark, jokes about Chris Christie are funny and jokes about Rachel Maddow are not...because of reasons.
 
2014-05-19 09:05:27 PM

TerminalEchoes: Mugato: dantheman195: No tolerance like liberal tolerance

Making fun of overweight people is very tolerant from the tolerance and diversity group eh?

There's that liberal/conservative black/white shiat again. Can't I be liberal about some things and still acknowledge that Christie (and later Clinton) is a fat fark?


Can't I also make jokes about that Rachel Maddow dude kinda looking like a girl? Newp. To Fark, jokes about Chris Christie are funny and jokes about Rachel Maddow are not...because of reasons.


So you're politically correct about Chris Christie. Are fat jokes about Michael Moore off limits too or is that just for Republicans?
 
2014-05-19 09:47:10 PM
If Chris Christie wants us to start invading countries again, we should put him on the front line.
 
2014-05-20 01:58:37 PM

RoxtarRyan: Gov. Chris Christie called Sunday for a more aggressive foreign policy that defends American values abroad - even in "in some very messy, difficult places."

So according to him, no country has the right to sovereignty, since they better dang well have American values.

This is just one of the many reasons why other countries hate the USA.


srsly who the fark wants this
 
2014-05-20 02:03:15 PM

moothemagiccow: RoxtarRyan: Gov. Chris Christie called Sunday for a more aggressive foreign policy that defends American values abroad - even in "in some very messy, difficult places."

So according to him, no country has the right to sovereignty, since they better dang well have American values.

This is just one of the many reasons why other countries hate the USA.

srsly who the fark wants this


Too many politicians, sadly. After all, we went into Iraq to get WMDs get Al Queda secure the region spread democracy.
 
2014-05-20 02:10:57 PM

dantheman195: No tolerance like liberal tolerance

Making fun of overweight people is very tolerant from the tolerance and diversity group eh?


I'm all for healthy body image when you have a healthy body.

You should see em call Ann Coulter transgender and every homophobe gay, like being LGBT is some kind of insult. At least on FARK the jokes land. You should see some of the morons out there.
 
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