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(Daily Mail)   I'll see your non-alcoholic beer lollypops and up it with the all new alco-lollies. At 15%, each lolly is has the equivalent alcohol content to a glass of wine   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 23
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2014-05-18 11:56:50 PM  
Okay. This trifecta in play is for suckers.
 
2014-05-19 12:02:45 AM  
Ah, Britain strikes again, separating Americans and our British allies by our shared language...

While the thought of sucking down a pre-packaged frozen cocktail on the beach sounds fun and all, there is a mixer and a cooler for making tailgate margaritas and other goodies in Hubie's bag of tricks already. And I'm betting mine are dang sight more packed with punch, because Hubie has a heavy pour...
 
2014-05-19 12:13:30 AM  
I'll just stick to, you know, drinking it like most non-retards do with beer.
 
2014-05-19 12:19:11 AM  
each lolly is has the equivalent alcohol content to a glass of wine

Paging Bernard Black.

/obscure?
 
2014-05-19 12:25:08 AM  
It would be awesome if they could make them look like Otter Pops. I think it would be hilarious to see a bunch of drunk 4th-graders. It would probably look like a Viking invasion.
 
2014-05-19 01:48:17 AM  
I can't think of any adverbs to describe this idea.
 
2014-05-19 04:30:27 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: It would be awesome if they could make them look like Otter Pops. I think it would be hilarious to see a bunch of drunk 4th-graders. It would probably look like a Viking invasion.


Check the frozen case. They make frozen daqueri pouches with about 6% alcohol. Much much larger than Otter pops.
 
2014-05-19 04:51:34 AM  
Wow, I'm amazed they could get 15% alcohol into a lolly pop.

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2014-05-19 04:57:42 AM  
Package this shiat with the powdered alcohol.  Farking put fun dip to shame.

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2014-05-19 04:58:35 AM  
FTA:  "British Liver Trust".  Seriously?   Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato.
 
2014-05-19 05:49:27 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Wow, I'm amazed they could get 15% alcohol into a lolly pop.


Tootsie poos are hit formed. Nothing done on conventional rope forms are going to have the abv you hoped for.
 
2014-05-19 05:53:58 AM  
Or you could just buy Boone's Farm for like a $1.
 
2014-05-19 06:01:19 AM  
VIP?
 
2014-05-19 06:31:13 AM  

jayessell: VIP?


Came here for this, leaving satisfied. Thanks jayessell!
 
2014-05-19 06:31:50 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Wow, I'm amazed they could get 15% alcohol into a lolly pop.

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Yeah,  NOT a glass a wine, but a SIP of wine.


/you'd have to crunch through a bag like Mr. Owl to get a buzz

/do they come in Thunderbird 'flavor?'
 
2014-05-19 07:05:45 AM  
ts2.mm.bing.net

Tequila pops have been around for at least twenty years.
 
2014-05-19 08:55:11 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: Or you could just buy Boone's Farm for like a $1.


They still make Boone's Farm?
79cents in 1972.

A little ditty from back then:

What's the word?
Thunderbird.
What's the price?
50 twice.
 
2014-05-19 08:57:39 AM  

syrynxx: I can't think of any adverbs to describe this idea.


Any adjectives?
 
2014-05-19 09:02:19 AM  
So it's spiffy to market alcohol to kids now?
 
2014-05-19 09:13:33 AM  
each lolly is has the equivalent alcohol content to a glass of wine,
Or a whole case of PBR.
 
2014-05-19 11:33:02 AM  
Like most of us, I'll just drink it.  Not difficult.  Thanks, though.

What I want to know is, how many licks would it take to get the cream of the girl in TFA?

hogans: Tequila pops have been around for at least twenty years.


Those were disgusting even in high school.
 
2014-05-19 12:01:58 PM  
Pfft...  Amateurs.  In a barracks with a "no alchoholic beverages" policy, I got quietly drunk on these.

/"But sir, the policy says 'no alchoholic beverages'.  I was just following the rules."  But I wasn't caught,  so no need for that.
 
2014-05-19 01:59:50 PM  
If you go to TFA, they're popsicles. You can get a decent amount of alcohol in those.

i.dailymail.co.uk
And, uh... what was I saying?
 
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