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(Gizmodo)   Beer lollipops are many things, the epitome of human innovation, the height of candy science, but unfortunately, alcohol-free   (gizmodo.com) divider line 31
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2014-05-18 07:55:41 PM
Jelly Belly makes a beer flavored jelly bean. They are surprisingly tasty.
 
2014-05-18 10:29:49 PM
Then what's the point subby?
 
2014-05-18 10:31:51 PM
Don't worry subby, Hipsters will eventually make lollypops out of beer, wine, and even urine because they don't understand what "Piss Warm Chango" means.

/that's my brand
 
2014-05-18 10:35:52 PM

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2014-05-18 10:37:39 PM
Then beer lollipops are pointless.
 
2014-05-18 10:39:03 PM
I love beer, but those sound gross. But not as gross as these:

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2014-05-18 10:41:21 PM
Wasn't there just something in the news about powdered alcohol? Combine them. MAKE THEM STRONGER TOGETHER.
 
2014-05-18 10:41:32 PM
I wonder how hard it'd be to make a lollipop where the outside is a thin candy shell, and the inside is a shot of jack daniels.

... might have to try some culinary science this week.
 
2014-05-18 10:41:38 PM
I thought bacon Nutella sriracha Popsicles were the pinnacle of human invention...
 
2014-05-18 10:54:43 PM
just dip them in palcohol.
 
2014-05-18 10:56:27 PM
 
2014-05-18 10:59:32 PM
I used to be addicted to O'Douls. I was a non-alcoholic.

/here all week
 
2014-05-18 11:07:20 PM
That would be like butter rum flavored Life Savers. They're not bad, but more just a proof you can put any flavor into a candy.
 
2014-05-18 11:07:43 PM

ABQGOD: I used to be addicted to O'Douls. I was a non-alcoholic.

/here all week weak


ftfy
 
2014-05-18 11:22:31 PM

Cpl.D: I wonder how hard it'd be to make a lollipop where the outside is a thin candy shell, and the inside is a shot of jack daniels.

... might have to try some culinary science this week.


They do make little chocolate bottles like that - Jack, vodka, Cointreau, anisette and some others. I don't have any around right now to tell you who makes them. I get them at Nicholas Coffee in Pgh. They make a great hostess gift.
 
2014-05-18 11:27:59 PM
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These are decent but only in very small quantities. It tastes like cheap beer but have more than 5 at a time and its just sugar.
 
2014-05-18 11:32:00 PM

Cpl.D: I wonder how hard it'd be to make a lollipop where the outside is a thin candy shell, and the inside is a shot of jack daniels.

... might have to try some culinary science this week.


Russians manage to put vodka inside of chocolate balls. A box of them will give you a nice buzz. Cheap whiskey inside of chocolate sounds like a great way to mask the poor flavor.
 
2014-05-18 11:40:27 PM
Might I suggest toothpaste. I don't care much for sweet and minty.
 
2014-05-18 11:40:32 PM
Seriously marketing people? "Beer Lollipops"?

I give you: "Lollihops"

You're welcome
 
2014-05-18 11:42:31 PM

wildcardjack: Might I suggest toothpaste. I don't care much for sweet and minty.


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You can always get that in an ice cream.
 
2014-05-19 12:22:36 AM
Sounds like Malta Goya lollipops.
 
2014-05-19 12:23:00 AM

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I have to agree.
 
2014-05-19 12:28:49 AM
Meh.  I like my lollipops with Fentanyl.
 
2014-05-19 01:03:19 AM

lindalouwho: Cpl.D: I wonder how hard it'd be to make a lollipop where the outside is a thin candy shell, and the inside is a shot of jack daniels.

... might have to try some culinary science this week.

They do make little chocolate bottles like that - Jack, vodka, Cointreau, anisette and some others. I don't have any around right now to tell you who makes them. I get them at Nicholas Coffee in Pgh. They make a great hostess gift.


Cordials. Love them, though it would take quite a few to get drunk. And who wants to eat that much chocolate?
 
2014-05-19 01:21:25 AM

ladyfortuna: Wasn't there just something in the news about powdered alcohol? Combine them. MAKE THEM STRONGER TOGETHER.


Sadly, the FDA's made powdered alcohol illegal again.
 
2014-05-19 01:38:38 AM

gerbilpox: lindalouwho: Cpl.D: I wonder how hard it'd be to make a lollipop where the outside is a thin candy shell, and the inside is a shot of jack daniels.

... might have to try some culinary science this week.

They do make little chocolate bottles like that - Jack, vodka, Cointreau, anisette and some others. I don't have any around right now to tell you who makes them. I get them at Nicholas Coffee in Pgh. They make a great hostess gift.

Cordials. Love them, though it would take quite a few to get drunk. And who wants to eat that much chocolate?


Oh I'm in it for the chocolate! Don't drink, but these are perfect compliments to that confection.

I'd imagine there are molds you could buy to make bigger or different shaped ones. Long ago I used to make musical notes and g clefs for gifts, but no longer have those molds.
 
2014-05-19 03:25:13 AM
I thought about beer flavored gum for awhile, but realized after awhile that would never happen. May as well just drink.
 
2014-05-19 03:55:06 AM
sir, you smell like beer

oh, no. i had a few beer flavored lollipops and now i am chewing some gum that also tastes like beer. common mistake.

get out of the car
 
2014-05-19 04:34:37 AM
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2014-05-19 07:04:04 AM

ladyfortuna: Wasn't there just something in the news about powdered alcohol? Combine them. MAKE THEM STRONGER TOGETHER.


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2014-05-19 08:32:29 AM
I'll take my Fentapop, thank you:

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