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(Daily Star)   Emperor responsible for downing of Flight MH370 during Thai Fighter training mission   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 66
    More: Interesting, Flight MH370, US-Thai, Kuala Lumpur to Beijing, fighter aircrafts, Indian Ocean  
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2014-05-18 05:25:32 PM
It's about time someone wrote a book about MH370.
 
2014-05-18 06:35:34 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-18 06:38:43 PM
And add another person to the list of people who need to be kicked in the balls.
 
2014-05-18 06:38:51 PM
Well, this seems reasonable.
 
2014-05-18 06:41:12 PM
Can't find a plane at the bottom of the sea?

Beggin' your pardon sir, but it's a big-ass sea
 
2014-05-18 06:41:13 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-05-18 06:41:38 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-18 06:41:53 PM
My take on is Kim jong-un wanted that american IBM engineer on that flight to build them clones of the apple iPhone for their subtard internet.
 
2014-05-18 06:42:19 PM
MH370: the T-shirt
MH370: the coloring book
MH370: the lunchbox
MH370: the breakfast cereal
MH370: the flame thrower...
 
2014-05-18 06:42:30 PM
My theory is that a nation shot it down because the Muslim pilots went jihad and were thought to be flying it towards a target. I suspect it was the nation that dropped the pinger into the sea over by Australia. I can't remember which country first found the ping in that wrong place, but that would be the country that shot the plane down.
 
2014-05-18 06:43:16 PM
What a scum bag.
 
2014-05-18 06:47:19 PM
Yeah, I call bulls**t on this one. A shoot down leaves a large, scattered, and very visible debris field that would have been spotted the next day. Also, the U.S. Navy doesn't have the pull in that part of the world to pull off a cover-up of this magnitude. That's China's territory.

I don't know what happened to the jet, but if it went in the water, it had to have gone in intact. Otherwise, we'd have SOME debris by now.
 
2014-05-18 06:49:41 PM
RT probably already has the guy lined up for 16 hours of interviews, and an almost certain tie-in to the Proton-M failure the other day. Goddamn Maverick and Iceman always trying to one-up each other.
 
2014-05-18 06:49:46 PM
Korean flight 007 was shot down accidentally, but everyone knew about it.
 
2014-05-18 06:53:42 PM
According to  Wikipedia "Many of Nigel Cawthorne's books are compilations of popular history, without footnotes, references or bibliographies."

You don't say.
 
2014-05-18 06:54:24 PM
My theory is that everybody is dead.
 
2014-05-18 06:56:20 PM
...There was a theory a week or two back that actually made some sense - that the plane kept flying until it got into Chinese territory, and they blew it away.  The brass comes out and takes a look just as the first reports surface of a missing airplane, they put two and two together and put a lit on it pronto.  Of all the conspiracy theories, this one IMHO has the most going for it....but Occam tells us that it's at the bottom of the sea.
 
2014-05-18 06:57:32 PM
www.automizeit.com

Why can't I think of this shiat and make a gagillion dollars selling a book to be consumed by idiots?
 
2014-05-18 06:58:30 PM
AtlanticCoast63

Yes, Occam is usually right.
 
2014-05-18 06:58:41 PM
Author's picture:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-18 06:59:27 PM
One night over Bangkok and the Thai guys tumble.

Not much between dis plane, and next the sea.
 
2014-05-18 06:59:57 PM
snoozenight.files.wordpress.com
 
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2014-05-18 07:00:01 PM

BluVeinThrobber: [img.fark.net image 518x388]


If you made that image, I compliment you on your fark filter sensibilities, and also, lol at them.
 
2014-05-18 07:01:32 PM

Fark like a Barsoomian: One night over Bangkok and the Thai guys tumble.

Not much between dis plane, and next the sea.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-18 07:06:01 PM

AtlanticCoast63: ...There was a theory a week or two back that actually made some sense - that the plane kept flying until it got into Chinese territory, and they blew it away.  The brass comes out and takes a look just as the first reports surface of a missing airplane, they put two and two together and put a lit on it pronto.  Of all the conspiracy theories, this one IMHO has the most going for it....but Occam tells us that it's at the bottom of the sea.


I thought China claimed half the Pacific as their territory
 
2014-05-18 07:06:35 PM
Captain Steroid:  [i1182.photobucket.com image 500x252]


┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
 
2014-05-18 07:06:44 PM
They'd let you watch, they would invite you, but the Thai fighers they use would not excite you.
 
2014-05-18 07:07:19 PM

Fark like a Barsoomian: One night over Bangkok and the Thai guys tumble.

Not much between dis plane, and next the sea.


One night in Bankok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bankok an the tough guys tumble
Can't bee to careful with your comapny
I can feel a devil walking next to me
 
2014-05-18 07:08:24 PM

hardinparamedic: And add another person to the list of people who need to be kicked in the balls.


Satanic_Hamster: What a scum bag.


These.
 
2014-05-18 07:08:38 PM
"Did they die painlessly, unaware of their fate? Or did they die in terror in a flaming wreck, crashing from the sky in the hands of a madman?"

WTF does that mean? I thought he was claiming it was accidentally shot down?
 
2014-05-18 07:11:45 PM

433: BluVeinThrobber: [img.fark.net image 518x388]

If you made that image, I compliment you on your fark filter sensibilities, and also, lol at them.


Got the image from a google search,added the text myself, but yeah I'm careful since I got banned over some pics of dead pigeons
 
2014-05-18 07:11:51 PM
"Did they die painlessly, unaware of their fate? Or did they die in terror in a flaming wreck, crashing from the sky in the hands of a madman?" the book states.

That's not a statement.  It's a question.
 
2014-05-18 07:13:06 PM
i60.tinypic.com
 
2014-05-18 07:16:56 PM

433: BluVeinThrobber: [img.fark.net image 518x388]

If you made that image, I compliment you on your fark filter sensibilities, and also, lol at them.


I can just hear Archie saying that
 
2014-05-18 07:23:24 PM
Has anybody notified CNN?
 
2014-05-18 07:26:14 PM

leevis: Has anybody notified CNN?


Blitzer is on it
 
2014-05-18 07:28:23 PM
After all, no wreckage has been found in the South Indian Ocean, which in itself is suspicious.


No, it farking isn't. It's a goddamn ocean.
 
2014-05-18 07:34:45 PM

The Southern Dandy: [www.automizeit.com image 328x240]

Why can't I think of this shiat and make a gagillion dollars selling a book to be consumed by idiots?


You're not Nigel Cawthorne.

A quick perusal says he has no pro-China axe to grind (my first suspicion) but his most successful books are the "secret sex lives of" series and various "history made saucy" titles seem to be at the top of his bibliography.

He has "Wu Zetian was brought down by sex" as one of his top hits on google, so I'm detecting a pattern.
 
2014-05-18 07:37:53 PM
They can't have disappeared. No plane that small has a cloaking device.
 
2014-05-18 07:44:15 PM
I came up with this theory on my own shortly after the plane went missing.  It seemed like a possibility, however remote.  The plane could have been flown inadvertently (or in purpose) over airspace that was being defended and then shot down, and afterwards those responsible were too embarrassed or ashamed to own up to it.  It's not impossible.
 
2014-05-18 07:52:52 PM
One of those weird little things you learn when traveling in Thailand...

The crown prince, who is no spring chicken himself, is unmarried and kinda big on musical theater in London. Take that as you will. But I suspect there won't be a Kingdom in Thailand for more than a few decades.

Sad part being that they REALLY, REALLY love the King in Thailand. He's a calming influence whenever things go bad.
 
2014-05-18 07:54:31 PM

mjjt: [i60.tinypic.com image 850x1133]


The image shows a 4-engined aircraft.  The 777 has two engines.  Sunday Sport readers probably cannot count to two, so the argument is moot.
 
2014-05-18 07:54:58 PM

www.earsplitcompound.com

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2014-05-18 07:57:23 PM
"no wreckage has been found in the South Indian Ocean, which in itself is suspicious"

reminds me of...

"The very fact that no sabotage has taken place to date is a disturbing and confirming indication"
 
2014-05-18 07:59:10 PM

Captain Steroid: Fark like a Barsoomian: One night over Bangkok and the Thai guys tumble.

Not much between dis plane, and next the sea.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 500x252]


God that video was awesome.
 
2014-05-18 08:02:58 PM

UNC_Samurai: They can't have disappeared. No plane that small has a cloaking device.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-18 08:06:42 PM

UNC_Samurai: They can't have disappeared. No plane that small has a cloaking device.


It doesn't appear on any of our scopes!
 
2014-05-18 08:12:08 PM
What really happened

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-18 09:00:17 PM

BluVeinThrobber: leevis: Has anybody notified CNN?

Blitzer is on it


Oh, great! Poor Martin Savidge has to stay in the simulator for another 3 months
 
2014-05-18 09:03:56 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: hardinparamedic: And add another person to the list of people who need to be kicked in the balls.

Satanic_Hamster: What a scum bag.

These.


Yep, this so called author needs to be tied to a pole so everyone who lost someone on that plane, can line up and punch him.

Not even been six months, and some hack is making money off these people's misery.
 
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