maniacbastard: Imma put El wire in my cock.
AngryDragon: Some of us have "veins" that are bigger than others. Garden hose is appropriate for us.
Anonymous Bosch: maniacbastard: Imma put El wire in my cock.Pornstars will be the first: being able to modulate sensation for endurance and completion on cue will mean more elaborate and extended porn choreography. Regular men will get the operation to keep up, but at the same time performance expectations in their partners will skyrocket. When people start getting self-conscious and neurotic as to whether anything they feel about sex is real, new and exciting forms of sexual dysfunction will be discovered.
A10Mechanic: Locutus approved
Son of Thunder: flexible enough to wrap around a nerveFINALLY we can get the "direct neural stimulation" torture that sci fi has been promising!
Emposter: Good. My plan to become a cyborg before I die so I can live forever is moving ahead nicely.
cman: The way technology is going for us we wont need antibiotics for much longer.Flexable technology is nice, but nanotechnology would be nicer
ActionJoe: cman: The way technology is going for us we wont need antibiotics for much longer.Flexable technology is nice, but nanotechnology would be nicerThe optimist in me sees nanotech as an awesome way to fight infections. Inject yourself with nanobots, program them to fight off a certain disease, and voila....safe from any infectious disease forever. But the cynic inside me sees it being made prohibitively expensive or even worse abused to suck money out of people. "Oh, you only have the version 1.0 update for common cold, a new common cold strain just came out. Please pay us 5,000 dollars for your upgrade to version 1.1. You can also get a discount on version 1.2 but not guaranteed to fight the next strain." And then applications for weapons...imagine if a large population has these things injected and you send an update for the nanobots to start attacking healthy cells.
ReverendJynxed: Can't wait for the Mr. Studd augmentation.
Bhaughbb: ReverendJynxed: Can't wait for the Mr. Studd augmentation.Thank you for continuing my faith in fark that nothing is obscure and reminding me to revisit that.
artthehypnotist: Remember THIS Twilight Zone?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bslwjt-aMYM
A10Mechanic: Locutus approved[upload.wikimedia.org image 350x271]
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