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(IndyCar)   It's Pole Day at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, which wasn't Yesterday even though they qualified Yesterday because... fark it. They're going to go over 230 MPH. And that's fast. ABC at 1pm, ESPN3 at 11am   (racecontrol.indycar.com) divider line 27
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2014-05-18 02:32:00 PM
2 votes:

soopey: 231 MPH is stupidly fast for anything over than drag racing.


Yes, and it's awesome.
2014-05-18 01:36:04 PM
2 votes:
I still look for track dryers behind JPM during his interviews. You know some smartass cameraman has to do it someday.
2014-05-18 02:45:07 PM
1 votes:
YOU MAY TAKE THE POLE AT INDY SOME DAY CANADA BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY!
2014-05-18 02:25:45 PM
1 votes:
Power by 0.08 seconds.
2014-05-18 02:25:35 PM
1 votes:
ARE YOU NOT PROVISIONAL POLE?!?!
2014-05-18 02:23:51 PM
1 votes:
Power looks like he's running on rails.
2014-05-18 02:22:14 PM
1 votes:

Clutch2013: crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: PowerSlacker: So if I understand this correctly, they set the field in two groups yesterday (1 through 9 and 10 through 33).

Earlier this morning, the group of 10 through 33 determined their starting positions, and the top 9 will set their positions soon.

Is that right?

Exactly. 10-33 just set. 1-9 soon.

And I thought last night's rules were confusing.

Last nights race was so retarded, they should have all been driving short buses.

In a figure 8. With no brakes.

Gets worse every year. Probably should.just light the cars on fire to start with for '15.

The all star race will feature a bikini and singing competition sometime in the next five years.

Tony Stewart in a thong.

Because fark your sanity, that's why.


Smoke in a thong...belting out "I Will Always Love You" with Whitney-style melisma.

/now just try to get that image out of your head now
2014-05-18 02:21:17 PM
1 votes:

Clutch2013: Tony Stewart in a thong


i1.cpcache.com
2014-05-18 02:16:57 PM
1 votes:
Marco is at least staying of the wall, but he looks kinda slow compared to Pagenaud. Might just be me, his times aren't bad.
2014-05-18 02:00:43 PM
1 votes:

mikaloyd: Mztlplx: Seen that. They run those at my "local" track (Bithlo, near Orlando) a couple times a year.

I'm just glad I dint have to clean up the mess after.

From the fans or the race-busses?


From the stands. Those races seem like a great way to get hurt to me.

Did drive demo derby twice, tho. That was actually a lot of fun.
2014-05-18 01:58:07 PM
1 votes:

Mztlplx: Seen that. They run those at my "local" track (Bithlo, near Orlando) a couple times a year.

I'm just glad I dint have to clean up the mess after.


From the fans or the race-busses?
2014-05-18 01:54:42 PM
1 votes:

mikaloyd: crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: PowerSlacker: So if I understand this correctly, they set the field in two groups yesterday (1 through 9 and 10 through 33).

Earlier this morning, the group of 10 through 33 determined their starting positions, and the top 9 will set their positions soon.

Is that right?

Exactly. 10-33 just set. 1-9 soon.

And I thought last night's rules were confusing.

Last nights race was so retarded, they should have all been driving short buses.

Long busses are better


Seen that. They run those at my "local" track (Bithlo, near Orlando) a couple times a year.

I'm just glad I dint have to clean up the mess after.
2014-05-18 01:42:34 PM
1 votes:

Mztlplx: I still look for track dryers behind JPM during his interviews. You know some smartass cameraman has to do it someday.


You know what... If I was JuaBlo I'd be farking sick of that shiat by now. Dude has won the Indy 500, Monaco, three 24 hours of Daytona races, Cup races, and everything he's ever driven. But it's like the old joke... "you fark just ONE goat!"
2014-05-18 01:42:02 PM
1 votes:

crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: PowerSlacker: So if I understand this correctly, they set the field in two groups yesterday (1 through 9 and 10 through 33).

Earlier this morning, the group of 10 through 33 determined their starting positions, and the top 9 will set their positions soon.

Is that right?

Exactly. 10-33 just set. 1-9 soon.

And I thought last night's rules were confusing.

Last nights race was so retarded, they should have all been driving short buses.

In a figure 8. With no brakes.

Gets worse every year. Probably should.just light the cars on fire to start with for '15.

The all star race will feature a bikini and singing competition sometime in the next five years.


Sad part is, I think you're right.
2014-05-18 01:40:06 PM
1 votes:

crotchgrabber: The all star race will feature a bikini and singing competition sometime in the next five years.


Really just needs to be moved to Eldora.
2014-05-18 01:39:27 PM
1 votes:

crotchgrabber: JPM just put on a freaking flying couple of laps. God Damn. First lap was 231.54 MPH.


jerome.blogs.lincoln.ac.uk
2014-05-18 01:38:07 PM
1 votes:

Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: PowerSlacker: So if I understand this correctly, they set the field in two groups yesterday (1 through 9 and 10 through 33).

Earlier this morning, the group of 10 through 33 determined their starting positions, and the top 9 will set their positions soon.

Is that right?

Exactly. 10-33 just set. 1-9 soon.

And I thought last night's rules were confusing.

Last nights race was so retarded, they should have all been driving short buses.

In a figure 8. With no brakes.

Gets worse every year. Probably should.just light the cars on fire to start with for '15.


The all star race will feature a bikini and singing competition sometime in the next five years.
2014-05-18 01:32:09 PM
1 votes:

crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: PowerSlacker: So if I understand this correctly, they set the field in two groups yesterday (1 through 9 and 10 through 33).

Earlier this morning, the group of 10 through 33 determined their starting positions, and the top 9 will set their positions soon.

Is that right?

Exactly. 10-33 just set. 1-9 soon.

And I thought last night's rules were confusing.

Last nights race was so retarded, they should have all been driving short buses.


In a figure 8. With no brakes.

Gets worse every year. Probably should.just light the cars on fire to start with for '15.
2014-05-18 01:28:03 PM
1 votes:

Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: PowerSlacker: So if I understand this correctly, they set the field in two groups yesterday (1 through 9 and 10 through 33).

Earlier this morning, the group of 10 through 33 determined their starting positions, and the top 9 will set their positions soon.

Is that right?

Exactly. 10-33 just set. 1-9 soon.

And I thought last night's rules were confusing.


Last nights race was so retarded, they should have all been driving short buses.
2014-05-18 01:23:58 PM
1 votes:

crotchgrabber: PowerSlacker: So if I understand this correctly, they set the field in two groups yesterday (1 through 9 and 10 through 33).

Earlier this morning, the group of 10 through 33 determined their starting positions, and the top 9 will set their positions soon.

Is that right?

Exactly. 10-33 just set. 1-9 soon.


And I thought last night's rules were confusing.
2014-05-18 01:20:21 PM
1 votes:

PowerSlacker: So if I understand this correctly, they set the field in two groups yesterday (1 through 9 and 10 through 33).

Earlier this morning, the group of 10 through 33 determined their starting positions, and the top 9 will set their positions soon.

Is that right?


Exactly. 10-33 just set. 1-9 soon.
2014-05-18 01:16:20 PM
1 votes:

good_2_go: Dr. Punch didn't interview Kurt?


Well in Kurt's defense, he's probably a tad bit sleepy from last night.
2014-05-18 01:15:20 PM
1 votes:

crotchgrabber: Scott Dixon better take his crazy pills. Starting with JPM on his left, KuBu on his right in the fourth row.


What could possibly go wrong?
2014-05-18 12:57:06 PM
1 votes:

crotchgrabber: Scott Dixon better take his crazy pills. Starting with JPM on his left, KuBu on his right in the fourth row.


RIP Scott Dixon
2014-05-18 12:51:50 PM
1 votes:
Scott Dixon better take his crazy pills. Starting with JPM on his left, KuBu on his right in the fourth row.
2014-05-18 12:38:03 PM
1 votes:
JPM just put on a freaking flying couple of laps. God Damn. First lap was 231.54 MPH.
2014-05-18 12:24:25 PM
1 votes:
Didn't JPM knock Kurt Busch out of pole day qualifying?  And if so, are we talking about the Indy 500 or World 600?  And have they successfully hidden all the jet dryers?
 
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