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(IndyCar)   It's Pole Day at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, which wasn't Yesterday even though they qualified Yesterday because... fark it. They're going to go over 230 MPH. And that's fast. ABC at 1pm, ESPN3 at 11am   ( divider line
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2014-05-18 02:30:49 PM  
231 MPH is stupidly fast for anything over than drag racing.
2014-05-18 02:32:00 PM  

soopey: 231 MPH is stupidly fast for anything over than drag racing.

Yes, and it's awesome.
2014-05-18 02:33:24 PM  

Mztlplx: Himch is hauling ass. Little bobble coming out of 2, tho.

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2014-05-18 02:34:51 PM  

crotchgrabber: soopey: 231 MPH is stupidly fast for anything over than drag racing.

Yes, and it's awesome.

2014-05-18 02:35:01 PM  
Helio was kicking some ass for his first three laps.
2014-05-18 02:35:40 PM  
Looks like Helio will have a good car next Sunday. He got conservative at the end of that run.
2014-05-18 02:35:48 PM  

Mztlplx: Clutch2013: crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: PowerSlacker: So if I understand this correctly, they set the field in two groups yesterday (1 through 9 and 10 through 33).

Earlier this morning, the group of 10 through 33 determined their starting positions, and the top 9 will set their positions soon.

Is that right?

Exactly. 10-33 just set. 1-9 soon.

And I thought last night's rules were confusing.

Last nights race was so retarded, they should have all been driving short buses.

In a figure 8. With no brakes.

Gets worse every year. Probably should.just light the cars on fire to start with for '15.

The all star race will feature a bikini and singing competition sometime in the next five years.

Tony Stewart in a thong.

Because fark your sanity, that's why.

Smoke in a thong...belting out "I Will Always Love You" with Whitney-style melisma.

/now just try to get that image out of your head now

It would be like those Duluth Trading commercials. Except live action. And infinitely worse.
2014-05-18 02:37:41 PM  
Munoz is running a good line. But not pole speed.
2014-05-18 02:38:35 PM  
Next time we see em here it wont be a one at a time parade. It will be Chaos as only IndyCar can do
2014-05-18 02:41:54 PM  
2014-05-18 02:43:42 PM  
We get the vodak pole sitter.
2014-05-18 02:43:45 PM  

mikaloyd: USA USA USA USA

2014-05-18 02:43:48 PM  
Fark, eh!
2014-05-18 02:44:44 PM  
Very nice run for Carpenter.
2014-05-18 02:45:07 PM  
2014-05-18 02:48:34 PM  
This should be a good race. I'll pick...Hinch to win, and Kurt Busch to cause the first wreck.

/booked and done.
2014-05-18 02:49:07 PM  
Well, not as fast as I was hoping for, but still pretty neat.
2014-05-18 02:52:43 PM  
ARCA is on FS1, if anyone's up for some lulz.
2014-05-18 02:57:53 PM  

Jensaarai: ARCA is on FS1, if anyone's up for some lulz.

2014-05-18 02:58:59 PM  

Jensaarai: ARCA is on FS1, if anyone's up for some lulz.

2014-05-18 03:00:06 PM  
That is the sorriest excuse for a SAFER barrier I have ever seen. I guess it's better than nothing though.
2014-05-18 03:01:39 PM  
Meanwhile, in Iowa, ESPN has Dave Burns in the booth.
2014-05-18 03:03:51 PM  
Oh, I thought the Iowa race wasn't until later tonight. Heh.
2014-05-18 03:15:49 PM  
And I just left Seca. Next Sunday is gonna be the lulz.
2014-05-18 03:16:19 PM  
Blaney leading at Iowa. Hornish got caught in lap traffic which let Blaney pass him for the lead.
2014-05-18 03:25:08 PM  
If Carpenter wins, he needs to make a giant white russian with the milk.
2014-05-18 03:26:03 PM  
Oops. Pit road flag man farking it up.
2014-05-18 03:58:36 PM  
Ed Carpenter lobbies for compressing all of Indianapolis 500 qualifying into just Saturday "and really blow it out."
2014-05-18 04:08:00 PM  

WhoIsWillo: crotchgrabber: JPM just put on a freaking flying couple of laps. God Damn. First lap was 231.54 MPH.

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