soopey: 231 MPH is stupidly fast for anything over than drag racing.
Mztlplx: Himch is hauling ass. Little bobble coming out of 2, tho.
crotchgrabber: soopey: 231 MPH is stupidly fast for anything over than drag racing.Yes, and it's awesome.
Mztlplx: Clutch2013: crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: PowerSlacker: So if I understand this correctly, they set the field in two groups yesterday (1 through 9 and 10 through 33).Earlier this morning, the group of 10 through 33 determined their starting positions, and the top 9 will set their positions soon.Is that right?Exactly. 10-33 just set. 1-9 soon.And I thought last night's rules were confusing.Last nights race was so retarded, they should have all been driving short buses.In a figure 8. With no brakes.Gets worse every year. Probably should.just light the cars on fire to start with for '15.The all star race will feature a bikini and singing competition sometime in the next five years.Tony Stewart in a thong.Because fark your sanity, that's why.Smoke in a thong...belting out "I Will Always Love You" with Whitney-style melisma./now just try to get that image out of your head now
mikaloyd: USA USA USA USA
Jensaarai: ARCA is on FS1, if anyone's up for some lulz.
WhoIsWillo: crotchgrabber: JPM just put on a freaking flying couple of laps. God Damn. First lap was 231.54 MPH.[jerome.blogs.lincoln.ac.uk image 500x264]
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