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(IndyCar)   It's Pole Day at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, which wasn't Yesterday even though they qualified Yesterday because... fark it. They're going to go over 230 MPH. And that's fast. ABC at 1pm, ESPN3 at 11am   (racecontrol.indycar.com) divider line 79
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2014-05-18 12:24:25 PM
Didn't JPM knock Kurt Busch out of pole day qualifying?  And if so, are we talking about the Indy 500 or World 600?  And have they successfully hidden all the jet dryers?
 
2014-05-18 12:31:56 PM
LOL POLE DAY!

got nothin.
 
2014-05-18 12:35:52 PM
Baltimore Grand Prix or nothing.
 
2014-05-18 12:38:03 PM
JPM just put on a freaking flying couple of laps. God Damn. First lap was 231.54 MPH.
 
2014-05-18 12:51:50 PM
Scott Dixon better take his crazy pills. Starting with JPM on his left, KuBu on his right in the fourth row.
 
2014-05-18 12:57:06 PM

crotchgrabber: Scott Dixon better take his crazy pills. Starting with JPM on his left, KuBu on his right in the fourth row.


RIP Scott Dixon
 
2014-05-18 01:12:33 PM
Dr. Punch didn't interview Kurt?
 
2014-05-18 01:12:35 PM
So if I understand this correctly, they set the field in two groups yesterday (1 through 9 and 10 through 33).

Earlier this morning, the group of 10 through 33 determined their starting positions, and the top 9 will set their positions soon.

Is that right?
 
2014-05-18 01:14:16 PM
"Kurt bush is like a sponge. You hear everybody out here say it"


Yeah I can see that


photoshopcontest.com
 
2014-05-18 01:15:20 PM

crotchgrabber: Scott Dixon better take his crazy pills. Starting with JPM on his left, KuBu on his right in the fourth row.


What could possibly go wrong?
 
2014-05-18 01:16:20 PM

good_2_go: Dr. Punch didn't interview Kurt?


Well in Kurt's defense, he's probably a tad bit sleepy from last night.
 
2014-05-18 01:20:21 PM

PowerSlacker: So if I understand this correctly, they set the field in two groups yesterday (1 through 9 and 10 through 33).

Earlier this morning, the group of 10 through 33 determined their starting positions, and the top 9 will set their positions soon.

Is that right?


Exactly. 10-33 just set. 1-9 soon.
 
2014-05-18 01:23:58 PM

crotchgrabber: PowerSlacker: So if I understand this correctly, they set the field in two groups yesterday (1 through 9 and 10 through 33).

Earlier this morning, the group of 10 through 33 determined their starting positions, and the top 9 will set their positions soon.

Is that right?

Exactly. 10-33 just set. 1-9 soon.


And I thought last night's rules were confusing.
 
2014-05-18 01:24:41 PM
I went to the race once and from the infield I could see somewhere between jack and squat mainly due to the speed.  They do go incredibly fast.
 
2014-05-18 01:28:03 PM

Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: PowerSlacker: So if I understand this correctly, they set the field in two groups yesterday (1 through 9 and 10 through 33).

Earlier this morning, the group of 10 through 33 determined their starting positions, and the top 9 will set their positions soon.

Is that right?

Exactly. 10-33 just set. 1-9 soon.

And I thought last night's rules were confusing.


Last nights race was so retarded, they should have all been driving short buses.
 
2014-05-18 01:32:09 PM

crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: PowerSlacker: So if I understand this correctly, they set the field in two groups yesterday (1 through 9 and 10 through 33).

Earlier this morning, the group of 10 through 33 determined their starting positions, and the top 9 will set their positions soon.

Is that right?

Exactly. 10-33 just set. 1-9 soon.

And I thought last night's rules were confusing.

Last nights race was so retarded, they should have all been driving short buses.


In a figure 8. With no brakes.

Gets worse every year. Probably should.just light the cars on fire to start with for '15.
 
2014-05-18 01:33:36 PM
@nateryan
Kurt Busch doesn't want to dwell on it but, "I should have stayed yesterday for the Fast Nine." Would have missed nascar quals.
 
2014-05-18 01:36:04 PM
I still look for track dryers behind JPM during his interviews. You know some smartass cameraman has to do it someday.
 
2014-05-18 01:38:07 PM

Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: PowerSlacker: So if I understand this correctly, they set the field in two groups yesterday (1 through 9 and 10 through 33).

Earlier this morning, the group of 10 through 33 determined their starting positions, and the top 9 will set their positions soon.

Is that right?

Exactly. 10-33 just set. 1-9 soon.

And I thought last night's rules were confusing.

Last nights race was so retarded, they should have all been driving short buses.

In a figure 8. With no brakes.

Gets worse every year. Probably should.just light the cars on fire to start with for '15.


The all star race will feature a bikini and singing competition sometime in the next five years.
 
2014-05-18 01:39:27 PM

crotchgrabber: JPM just put on a freaking flying couple of laps. God Damn. First lap was 231.54 MPH.


jerome.blogs.lincoln.ac.uk
 
2014-05-18 01:40:06 PM

crotchgrabber: The all star race will feature a bikini and singing competition sometime in the next five years.


Really just needs to be moved to Eldora.
 
2014-05-18 01:42:02 PM

crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: PowerSlacker: So if I understand this correctly, they set the field in two groups yesterday (1 through 9 and 10 through 33).

Earlier this morning, the group of 10 through 33 determined their starting positions, and the top 9 will set their positions soon.

Is that right?

Exactly. 10-33 just set. 1-9 soon.

And I thought last night's rules were confusing.

Last nights race was so retarded, they should have all been driving short buses.

In a figure 8. With no brakes.

Gets worse every year. Probably should.just light the cars on fire to start with for '15.

The all star race will feature a bikini and singing competition sometime in the next five years.


Sad part is, I think you're right.
 
2014-05-18 01:42:34 PM

Mztlplx: I still look for track dryers behind JPM during his interviews. You know some smartass cameraman has to do it someday.


You know what... If I was JuaBlo I'd be farking sick of that shiat by now. Dude has won the Indy 500, Monaco, three 24 hours of Daytona races, Cup races, and everything he's ever driven. But it's like the old joke... "you fark just ONE goat!"
 
2014-05-18 01:45:18 PM
Okay subby, I lol'd.

------

That Sam Schmidt car was pretty damn cool. Being able to steer just by moving your head?
 
2014-05-18 01:46:45 PM

crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: I still look for track dryers behind JPM during his interviews. You know some smartass cameraman has to do it someday.

You know what... If I was JuaBlo I'd be farking sick of that shiat by now. Dude has won the Indy 500, Monaco, three 24 hours of Daytona races, Cup races, and everything he's ever driven. But it's like the old joke... "you fark just ONE goat!"


Infamy will always outlast fame.
 
2014-05-18 01:51:39 PM

crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: PowerSlacker: So if I understand this correctly, they set the field in two groups yesterday (1 through 9 and 10 through 33).

Earlier this morning, the group of 10 through 33 determined their starting positions, and the top 9 will set their positions soon.

Is that right?

Exactly. 10-33 just set. 1-9 soon.

And I thought last night's rules were confusing.

Last nights race was so retarded, they should have all been driving short buses.


Long busses are better
 
2014-05-18 01:54:42 PM

mikaloyd: crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: PowerSlacker: So if I understand this correctly, they set the field in two groups yesterday (1 through 9 and 10 through 33).

Earlier this morning, the group of 10 through 33 determined their starting positions, and the top 9 will set their positions soon.

Is that right?

Exactly. 10-33 just set. 1-9 soon.

And I thought last night's rules were confusing.

Last nights race was so retarded, they should have all been driving short buses.

Long busses are better


Seen that. They run those at my "local" track (Bithlo, near Orlando) a couple times a year.

I'm just glad I dint have to clean up the mess after.
 
2014-05-18 01:58:07 PM

Mztlplx: Seen that. They run those at my "local" track (Bithlo, near Orlando) a couple times a year.

I'm just glad I dint have to clean up the mess after.


From the fans or the race-busses?
 
2014-05-18 02:00:43 PM

mikaloyd: Mztlplx: Seen that. They run those at my "local" track (Bithlo, near Orlando) a couple times a year.

I'm just glad I dint have to clean up the mess after.

From the fans or the race-busses?


From the stands. Those races seem like a great way to get hurt to me.

Did drive demo derby twice, tho. That was actually a lot of fun.
 
2014-05-18 02:04:44 PM
228 isn't gonna get it done.
 
2014-05-18 02:07:22 PM

Mztlplx: 228 isn't gonna get it done.


I don't have TV here, watching the timing/scoring on line. Did the weather warm up?
 
2014-05-18 02:10:54 PM

crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: 228 isn't gonna get it done.

I don't have TV here, watching the timing/scoring on line. Did the weather warm up?


Not sure about the temps, they're letting Dario Franchitti do most of the talking.

First ruin was 228.726 for Hildebrand. Slowed down on the third lap. Not sure if something went wrong.

Newgarden just ran 229.893.

Paginaud up now.
 
2014-05-18 02:11:14 PM
Yup. It's very sunny right now. Only the slightest cloud here or there. So far both runners have had slight moments coming out of corners. Dario wondered aloud if some teams had trimmed out too much.
 
2014-05-18 02:12:15 PM
Jack Hawksworth wins the 500.  Book it.  Done.

/getting the sleeper pick in a week early.
 
2014-05-18 02:12:37 PM
Paginaud looks good, but Damn he's getting close to the wall on exit...
 
2014-05-18 02:13:48 PM
I want to see a 233 lap
 
2014-05-18 02:15:00 PM

Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: 228 isn't gonna get it done.

I don't have TV here, watching the timing/scoring on line. Did the weather warm up?

Not sure about the temps, they're letting Dario Franchitti do most of the talking.

First ruin was 228.726 for Hildebrand. Slowed down on the third lap. Not sure if something went wrong.

Newgarden just ran 229.893.

Paginaud up now.


The Indycar.com thing is pretty good, just nothing on weather or track conditions.
 
2014-05-18 02:15:13 PM

crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: PowerSlacker: So if I understand this correctly, they set the field in two groups yesterday (1 through 9 and 10 through 33).

Earlier this morning, the group of 10 through 33 determined their starting positions, and the top 9 will set their positions soon.

Is that right?

Exactly. 10-33 just set. 1-9 soon.

And I thought last night's rules were confusing.

Last nights race was so retarded, they should have all been driving short buses.

In a figure 8. With no brakes.

Gets worse every year. Probably should.just light the cars on fire to start with for '15.

The all star race will feature a bikini and singing competition sometime in the next five years.


Tony Stewart in a thong.

Because fark your sanity, that's why.
 
2014-05-18 02:16:57 PM
Marco is at least staying of the wall, but he looks kinda slow compared to Pagenaud. Might just be me, his times aren't bad.
 
2014-05-18 02:21:17 PM

Clutch2013: Tony Stewart in a thong


i1.cpcache.com
 
2014-05-18 02:22:14 PM

Clutch2013: crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: PowerSlacker: So if I understand this correctly, they set the field in two groups yesterday (1 through 9 and 10 through 33).

Earlier this morning, the group of 10 through 33 determined their starting positions, and the top 9 will set their positions soon.

Is that right?

Exactly. 10-33 just set. 1-9 soon.

And I thought last night's rules were confusing.

Last nights race was so retarded, they should have all been driving short buses.

In a figure 8. With no brakes.

Gets worse every year. Probably should.just light the cars on fire to start with for '15.

The all star race will feature a bikini and singing competition sometime in the next five years.

Tony Stewart in a thong.

Because fark your sanity, that's why.


Smoke in a thong...belting out "I Will Always Love You" with Whitney-style melisma.

/now just try to get that image out of your head now
 
2014-05-18 02:22:25 PM

mikaloyd: Clutch2013: Tony Stewart in a thong

[i1.cpcache.com image 460x460]


How many times do I have to tell you to stay out of my bedroom? Put those back, right now.
 
2014-05-18 02:23:51 PM
Power looks like he's running on rails.
 
2014-05-18 02:25:35 PM
ARE YOU NOT PROVISIONAL POLE?!?!
 
2014-05-18 02:25:45 PM
Power by 0.08 seconds.
 
2014-05-18 02:26:42 PM
Did Pagenaud actually just say "balls out" on national TV??
 
2014-05-18 02:26:57 PM

crotchgrabber: mikaloyd: Clutch2013: Tony Stewart in a thong

[i1.cpcache.com image 460x460]

How many times do I have to tell you to stay out of my bedroom? Put those back, right now.

img1.etsystatic.com
 
2014-05-18 02:28:32 PM
Hinchcliffe is much faster now that he is concussed
 
2014-05-18 02:28:51 PM
Himch is hauling ass. Little bobble coming out of 2, tho.
 
2014-05-18 02:30:20 PM
Hinch was above 231 avg until that last lap.
 
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