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(WCAX Vermont)   Meet the men behind the Ben & Jerry's flavors. Subby is still waiting for Sriracha surprise   (wcax.com) divider line 46
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2014-05-18 12:43:37 PM
So are these the jerks that took away Dublin Mudslide?
 
2014-05-18 12:49:09 PM
Ira and Barry Shalowitz?
 
2014-05-18 12:49:38 PM
I just want those damn core flavors I've been seeing billboard ads for at the bus station to be sold at my local grocer.
 
2014-05-18 12:49:51 PM
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-05-18 12:50:10 PM
While subby's waiting, he/she should make themselves some peanut butter cookies...


http://www.thesugarpixie.net/2010/11/28/peanut-butter-sriracha-cooki es /


They are awesome.
 
2014-05-18 12:54:44 PM
Eating ice cream at work isn't the only perk of this job. His freezer at home is full of the sweet stuff!
"The whole top is just Ben and Jerry's and the bottom is like beer. Our friends come over and they're like, this is the best house ever!" he says.

Then he instagrammed a photo of his rockin' freezer and he and his friends shrieked, "Woooo!" and collapsed, laughing, into each other's arms.  He didn't explain why he kept his beer in the freezer.
 
2014-05-18 12:54:46 PM
blogs.miaminewtimes.com
 
2014-05-18 12:56:22 PM

b0rg9: While subby's waiting, he/she should make themselves some peanut butter cookies...


http://www.thesugarpixie.net/2010/11/28/peanut-butter-sriracha-cooki es /


They are awesome.


I bet they are. Sort of like a peanut sauce cookie, I would think. And more like the British idea of a biscuit than an American cookie.
 
2014-05-18 01:00:23 PM

BafflerMeal: [Unilever Image]


Yes, but still the only mass-market ice cream in the US that has freetrade ingredients and uses milk from probably-happier-than-average cows. And it's farking amazing.
 
2014-05-18 01:03:51 PM

KidneyStone: [blogs.miaminewtimes.com image 720x720]


I guess some people like transvestites with their icecream?
 
2014-05-18 01:04:24 PM
I'd skip the production of Sriracha ice cream and put it straight in the graveyard, subs. You are weird and like weird things.
/they really do have a graveyard
 
2014-05-18 01:04:45 PM
Ben & Jerry's flavors have nothing on Jeni's.

NOTHING.
 
2014-05-18 01:08:12 PM

BafflerMeal:


Yep. Love that the uber-libtards sold out to one of these faceless conglomerates. Peace and love and reefer, man!
 
2014-05-18 01:12:06 PM
I definitely think an ice cream thread is the perfect place to get political. For sure. That shows a true depth of savvy and wisdom unparalleled.
 
2014-05-18 01:16:10 PM

Chach: BafflerMeal:

Yep. Love that the uber-libtards sold out to one of these faceless conglomerates. Peace and love and reefer, man!


Yeah, you tell 'em. That will show 'em to be successful business men!
 
GBB
2014-05-18 01:20:06 PM
TFA"Chocolate Therapy out now in pints, seven layers bar in shops like coconut and all that good stuff that's in the seven layer bar it's in that ice cream, the four cores that are out now," he says.

...with his mouth full?   I can't understand a dammed thing he just said.
 
2014-05-18 01:21:11 PM
I am boycotting Ben & Jerry's until they come out with

cosbysweaters.nextimpulsemedia.netdna-cdn.com
 
2014-05-18 01:21:29 PM
Get a job, hipp... oh, right.   You have a job.
 
2014-05-18 01:23:38 PM
Nutella ripple.

MAKE IT SO!!!!
 
2014-05-18 01:24:50 PM

Queensowntalia: unparalleled.


nonpareils? in my ice cream thread?
 
2014-05-18 01:45:30 PM
The surprise comes when the oil hits the anus.
 
2014-05-18 01:53:23 PM

mikebdoss: BafflerMeal: [Unilever Image]

Yes, but still the only mass-market ice cream in the US that has freetrade ingredients and uses milk from probably-happier-than-average cows. And it's farking amazing.


Fairtrade, not freetrade, which says nothing of actual ingredient quality. It's decent, not amazing. B&J really do more to fill their ice cream flavors with more numerous mixins than to produce quality product, from what I've seen. I mean, it's good stuff and all, but overrated. Breyer's and Haagen Dazs are both at least as good. "probably-happier-than-average cows" is probably true. probably. The sustainability claims are interesting, but I'm skeptical/suspicious of greenwashing.
 
2014-05-18 01:56:59 PM
Someone should tell those jackasses that not every flavor needs chocolate in it. There are some people that can't even stand the smell of sugar infused shiat.
 
2014-05-18 01:58:12 PM

AMonkey'sUncle: The surprise comes when the oil hits the anus.


Classic.
 
2014-05-18 01:59:54 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-18 02:03:38 PM
www.wackypackages2007.com
 
2014-05-18 02:05:59 PM
When I was a kid, we'd go to Swensen's and order an Earthquake, which was eight assorted scoops. We'd ask for spoof flavors: Dirt, Fish Sticks, Bavarian Ragweed. The waiters never thought it was as funny as we did, but then they weren't 15.
 
2014-05-18 02:12:50 PM

Madman drummers bummers: I am boycotting Ben & Jerry's until they come out with

[cosbysweaters.nextimpulsemedia.netdna-cdn.com image 670x652]


They used to have a White Russian flavour, but the ingredients were too expensive to produce it at the same price point as the others so they discontinued it.
 
2014-05-18 02:18:26 PM

A_bomb37: Madman drummers bummers: I am boycotting Ben & Jerry's until they come out with

[cosbysweaters.nextimpulsemedia.netdna-cdn.com image 670x652]

They used to have a White Russian flavour, but the ingredients were too expensive to produce it at the same price point as the others so they discontinued it.


I am mad that it went EOL.
 
2014-05-18 02:23:52 PM

netgamer7k: [i.imgur.com image 465x546]


EEEEEWWWWW!! EWW!! EEEWWWW!!


I mean there's nasty, and then there's...

/EWWWW!!

//EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!
//EWWW!! EWW, EWWWWWWWWW....!
 
2014-05-18 02:58:33 PM
Can we finally declare absolute Sriracha? Like bacon I'm tired of hearing how its the second coming of christ.
 
2014-05-18 03:14:24 PM

netgamer7k: [i.imgur.com image 465x546]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-05-18 03:24:04 PM
Bring Wavy Gravy back and then we'll talk.


/I sound fat
 
2014-05-18 03:41:13 PM
The king of all flavors:

www.unileverusa.com
 
2014-05-18 03:47:51 PM

astouffer: Can we finally declare absolute Sriracha? Like bacon I'm tired of hearing how its the second coming of christ.


Good news they are coming out with bacon-sriracha flavor.
 
2014-05-18 04:12:58 PM

Oldiron_79: astouffer: Can we finally declare absolute Sriracha? Like bacon I'm tired of hearing how its the second coming of christ.

Good news they are coming out with bacon-sriracha flavor.


With Kale chips and Quinoa Crunch blended in
 
2014-05-18 04:23:32 PM
everyone knows the best Ben and Jerry's is Oatmeal Cookie.
 
2014-05-18 04:26:10 PM
You never know- while chille ice cream is not a thing yet, there IS a habanero sauce which can be added to ice cream, and it is delicious!

http://www.hotsauce.com/Dave-s-Gourmet-Ginger-Peach-Hot-Sauce-p/1889 .h tm
 
2014-05-18 04:40:58 PM

Tellingthem: Oldiron_79: astouffer: Can we finally declare absolute Sriracha? Like bacon I'm tired of hearing how its the second coming of christ.

Good news they are coming out with bacon-sriracha flavor.

With Kale chips and Quinoa Crunch blended in


Indeed.
 
2014-05-18 04:48:14 PM

astouffer: Can we finally declare absolute Sriracha? Like bacon I'm tired of hearing how its the second coming of christ


Absolut Sriracha? Sounds like good vodak to me!
 
2014-05-18 05:01:01 PM

Burn_The_Plows: Someone should tell those jackasses that not every flavor needs chocolate in it. There are some people that can't even stand the smell of sugar infused shiat.


Blasphemy.

/somebody should tell you that nobody is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to buy flavors you don't care for
 
2014-05-18 07:18:11 PM

A. Snatchfold: Bring Wavy Gravy back and then we'll talk.


/I sound fat


Agent Smiths Laugh: The king of all flavors:

[www.unileverusa.com image 450x450]


drewsclues: everyone knows the best Ben and Jerry's is Oatmeal Cookie.


You are all fools:
teamrasler.com
/There can be only one
 
2014-05-18 10:29:04 PM

Brainsick: A. Snatchfold: Bring Wavy Gravy back and then we'll talk.


/I sound fat

Agent Smiths Laugh: The king of all flavors:

[www.unileverusa.com image 450x450]

drewsclues: everyone knows the best Ben and Jerry's is Oatmeal Cookie.

You are all fools:
[teamrasler.com image 300x300]
/There can be only one


WHAR obese Denise? WHAR?
 
2014-05-18 10:29:56 PM

TV's Vinnie: Nutella ripple.

MAKE IT SO!!!!


Wouldn't the Hazed and Confused Core come close?
 
2014-05-19 06:00:25 AM
Dastardly Mash.  That is all.

/remember (barely) eating in the original gas station location.  Player piano!
//CSB - friend once "won" Ben & Jerry at a charity bachelor auction.  Nothing hinky went down but apparently one of them has a handwashing "thing".
///Waffle cones, made while you watched, that was cool.
 
2014-05-19 11:18:57 AM
Cherry Garcia FTW - Also Willie Nelson's Peach flavor was pretty good.

/IMHO; YMMV
 
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