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(Daily Mail)   'Of course I didn't know what she was talking about, I was still half sleeping. He was just swimming around in circles, He tried to get up here for awhile, [but] I think he was a little intimidated with everybody watching, too   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 19
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2014-05-18 08:45:02 AM
FTA:  Sharon and John Bente were awoken [...] A trapper was called to remove the female

Poor Sharon. Sounds like John just got himself a Florida divorce.
 
2014-05-18 08:45:28 AM
The couple called the sheriff's office and a trapper came around to remove the gator

Sounds like they needed

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Gator aid.
 
2014-05-18 08:45:56 AM
Gator bondage
 
2014-05-18 08:48:01 AM
FTFA:  The gator was eventually caught by a trapper, who took her to an alligator farm

'Alligator Farm'

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2014-05-18 08:58:24 AM
Ric Romero reports large reptiles and amphibians live in Florida and seek out water.
 
2014-05-18 08:58:38 AM
Why does this even need an article? Isn't this fairly common in Florida?
 
2014-05-18 09:12:33 AM
I would have broke out my breading kit and deep fryer.  Also, I would have set up my boot making equipment.

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I never noticed that Michael Douglas had such little feet.  Well, you know what they say small feet means, right?

Small socks.
 
2014-05-18 09:17:46 AM
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"Now ah'm gonna get behind this croac and shove me thumb up it's bum"
 
2014-05-18 09:22:47 AM

strangeluck: Why does this even need an article? Isn't this fairly common in Florida?


Yes. Very, very common. There isn't a ditch, puddle, pool or golf course water hazard that hasn't had an alligator in it at some time or another.
 
2014-05-18 09:45:39 AM
White people problems.
 
2014-05-18 10:25:34 AM
I would like a late night rescue

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/if you know what I mean
//If not, I mean sex
///with her
 
2014-05-18 10:30:25 AM

abhorrent1: I would like a late night rescue

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/if you know what I mean
//If not, I mean sex
///with her


Dude. That she-gator is three.
 
2014-05-18 10:34:25 AM
An adolescent gator is sent to jail for life for going swimming in someone's pool.
 
2014-05-18 10:54:42 AM

pete1729: An adolescent gator is sent to jail for life for going swimming in someone's pool.


Ask me how I know you've never been to a gator farm.
 
2014-05-18 11:07:09 AM

abhorrent1: pete1729: An adolescent gator is sent to jail for life for going swimming in someone's pool.

Ask me how I know you've never been to a gator farm.


I'm sure gators are lined up to get in like it's the last condo at Del Boca Vista. I understand that a nuisance gator has to be confined.
 
2014-05-18 11:11:57 AM
8 feet and THREE INCHES, people! Three! Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
 
2014-05-19 12:35:37 AM
One of the hazards of living in Florida.

My brother lives in Ormond Beach and has had several 6' gators in the small lake behind his house over the years.  Frankly, he was more creeped out by the five foot snake sunning itself on the hedge just outside his front door one morning.  He stepped out to get the paper and met the snake at eye level.
 
2014-05-19 03:21:17 AM

strangeluck: Why does this even need an article? Isn't this fairly common in Florida?


The Daily Fail has become another clone of BuzzFeed and Gawker, you can't expect much when their content farm writers are basically paid by the pageview.
 
2014-05-19 09:56:45 AM

pete1729: An adolescent gator is sent to jail for life for going swimming in someone's pool.


A female at 8'-3" is not adolescent.

/she's a big girl now.
 
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