strangeluck: Why does this even need an article? Isn't this fairly common in Florida?
abhorrent1: I would like a late night rescue[assets3.thrillist.com image 640x434]/if you know what I mean//If not, I mean sex///with her
pete1729: An adolescent gator is sent to jail for life for going swimming in someone's pool.
abhorrent1: pete1729: An adolescent gator is sent to jail for life for going swimming in someone's pool.Ask me how I know you've never been to a gator farm.
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