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(NBC New York)   Note to oxy thieves: those pill bottles you stole from the drugstore just might be cleverly disguised GPS devices that lead the NYPD right to your Jeep Compass, and those guys tend to be a little shooty when you draw a gun on them   (nbcnewyork.com) divider line 16
    More: Obvious, Jeep Compass, N.Y.P.D., GPS, NBC 4 New York, pharmacy, Upper East Side, robbery  
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2014-05-18 09:04:52 AM
5 votes:
Rooty Tooty Drugged 'N Shooty.
2014-05-18 09:15:11 AM
4 votes:
I'm assuming the cops caught up to him when his Jeep broke down.
2014-05-18 09:13:37 AM
2 votes:
And nothing of value was lost that day.
2014-05-18 09:06:14 AM
2 votes:
And the war on drugs continue. . .Thanks Jimmy Carter!
2014-05-18 03:34:00 PM
1 votes:
CSB time:

Once in my youth I volunteered for a line-up. Apparently it was an oxy robbery. I had so much fun with it. I got in character and screamed at the lady to give me the oxys. The cops got wide eyed and moved toward me and the other guys in the line started laughing. While it was hard to see past the lights, I heard a few gasps from the "audience" and I asked, "too much?"

They had us wait 15 minutes and do it again. I wasn't allowed to raise my voice or add any inflection etc. the second go-round.
2014-05-18 11:56:23 AM
1 votes:
Entrapment and wrongful death lawsuit in 3,2,1....

Oh, wait.  It wasn't in Cook County.
2014-05-18 10:23:15 AM
1 votes:
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                                               RIP Kato
2014-05-18 10:06:32 AM
1 votes:
Oxycontin?

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Just a big, fat hippo-crite
2014-05-18 09:35:58 AM
1 votes:
And the good news is the NYPD cured him of his drug addiction
2014-05-18 09:32:30 AM
1 votes:

Turfshoe: And nothing of value was lost that day.


Well, nobody gets to take the actual Oxy that was stolen now.
2014-05-18 09:31:09 AM
1 votes:

Nick Nostril: I'm assuming the cops caught up to him when his Jeep broke down.


He was waiting for a tow from AAA.
2014-05-18 09:26:28 AM
1 votes:

AngryDragon: stratagos: JoieD'Zen: FTFA:
"He was killed and his gun was recovered".

Somehow that sentence seems odd.

Of *course* he had a gun! If he didn't have a gun, the use of lethal force would have been excessive!

Therefore, a gun *will* be recovered in any officer-involved shooting.

Every. Single. Time.

Good.

Robbing a small business owner at gunpoint for drugs?  Shoot him again, just in case.


Let me be clear: it is quite possible he was armed and reached for a weapon. It is also possible that he was *not* armed and reached to scratch his nuts.

Since shooting a guy scratching his nuts, even if you think he was reaching for a gun is going to be criticized, there will always be a gun
2014-05-18 09:09:50 AM
1 votes:

JoieD'Zen: FTFA:
"He was killed and his gun was recovered".

Somehow that sentence seems odd.


That's because the truth would have been a very long run-on sentence.  "He was killed because this was the fifth time he robbed this place and, frankly, we were just plain tired of farking with him so we killed his ass and, after-the-fact, realized he was armed so his gun, which coincidentally is untraceable and looks strangely like one of the dozens we have in the evidence locker, was recovered."
2014-05-18 09:07:54 AM
1 votes:

stratagos: JoieD'Zen: FTFA:
"He was killed and his gun was recovered".

Somehow that sentence seems odd.

Of *course* he had a gun! If he didn't have a gun, the use of lethal force would have been excessive!

Therefore, a gun *will* be recovered in any officer-involved shooting.

Every. Single. Time.


Good.

Robbing a small business owner at gunpoint for drugs?  Shoot him again, just in case.
2014-05-18 08:59:28 AM
1 votes:
Snooty, eh?
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2014-05-18 06:50:19 AM
1 votes:
You mess with a bull, you're gonna get the horns.
 
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