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(AZCentral)   Dolly Parton sleeps with her make-up on just in case there's an earthquake. I'm sure there is a boob joke in there somewhere   (azcentral.com) divider line 41
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2014-05-18 03:20:45 AM
Her boobs? Talk about her freakish waistline.

/would still hit it
 
2014-05-18 07:30:14 AM
Since the last thread didn't deliver...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-18 07:30:40 AM
31.media.tumblr.com31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-18 08:15:03 AM
I have a friend who saw her in concert once. He says that she's got very large BOOBS.
 
2014-05-18 08:31:21 AM
What's with all the Dolly Parton links lately?
New Admin is a Drag Queen?
 
2014-05-18 08:36:55 AM

Lipspinach: What's with all the Dolly Parton links lately?
New Admin is a Drag Queen?


A boob freak.

/Boobs
//Boobs, Boobs
///http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAqINhejokU
 
2014-05-18 08:45:26 AM

markfara: Lipspinach: What's with all the Dolly Parton links lately?
New Admin is a Drag Queen?

A boob freak.

/Boobs
//Boobs, Boobs
///http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAqINhejokU


Seems as good a thread as any to post Show Them To Me. NSFW - language and boobs.
 
2014-05-18 08:58:01 AM
The image at the bottom of the article is perfect:
 
2014-05-18 09:20:40 AM
They're big & round...
They're all around...
They're big & round...
They're all around.

/boobs-a-lot
 
2014-05-18 09:40:22 AM
I'm sure that's done wonders for her skin.
 
2014-05-18 10:03:46 AM
I wonder if she's ever slept face down, on her chest.

I would like photos, you know, for sleep research.
 
2014-05-18 10:05:16 AM
I sleep with a condom on in case someone breaks in at night and wants to have sex.
 
2014-05-18 10:05:31 AM
Isn't she afraid her foundation might crack?
 
2014-05-18 10:14:39 AM
She's pulling your leg, people.
 
2014-05-18 10:18:10 AM

wellreadneck: She's pulling your leg, people.


I'm not sure she can effectively reach that low.
 
2014-05-18 10:39:16 AM

SpdrJay: I sleep with a condom on in case someone breaks in at night and wants to have sex.


Make sure to have them of all sizes
 
2014-05-18 10:50:48 AM
I sleep with my glasses on for the same exact reason.

I have been through two big quakes (Sylmar and Northridge).
 
2014-05-18 10:51:26 AM

Lipspinach: What's with all the Dolly Parton links lately?
New Admin is a Drag Queen?


There have been quite a few stories in the press about her recently, which suggests that she's probably got an album coming out.  Sadly, I can't imagine she went the Loretta Lynn route and had someone competent produce it.
 
2014-05-18 10:54:49 AM

Guuberre: Isn't she afraid her foundation might crack?


"And those boobies just might break her back!"

www.lardlad.com
 
2014-05-18 10:54:51 AM

Dwight_Yeast: Lipspinach: What's with all the Dolly Parton links lately?
New Admin is a Drag Queen?

There have been quite a few stories in the press about her recently, which suggests that she's probably got an album coming out.  Sadly, I can't imagine she went the Loretta Lynn route and had someone competent produce it.


She is about to announce she has a terminal illness. Sad.
 
2014-05-18 10:57:30 AM
Joe Walsh ILBT NSFW Lyrics
 
2014-05-18 11:04:48 AM

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"I think we're in the right thread, Dolores!"



/Oblig
 
2014-05-18 11:41:45 AM

Mugato: Guuberre: Isn't she afraid her foundation might crack?

"And those boobies just might break her back!"

[www.lardlad.com image 250x150]


Bravo!
 
2014-05-18 11:57:37 AM

SpdrJay: I sleep with a condom on in case someone breaks in at night and wants to have sex.


And if there's a tsunami, it will protect your gun from saltwater.
 
2014-05-18 12:06:13 PM
I hear those titties are filled with Hennessey.
 
2014-05-18 12:09:20 PM
She's a lesbian anyways...


/ducks
 
2014-05-18 12:22:21 PM
Didn't Dolly Pardon die back in the 50's?
 
2014-05-18 12:35:58 PM

bwilson27: Didn't Dolly Pardon die back in the 50's?


Everybody knows that . Do you got to bring it up every time ?
 
2014-05-18 12:44:23 PM
Im certain they look way better with her clothes on than they do off.
 
2014-05-18 02:07:12 PM
The chick on American Pickers just about squirted when she met Dolly.
Dani has a nice rack too. Ink spoils it.
 
2014-05-18 03:42:41 PM
Don't blame Cali, Dolly, you bring the earthquakes with you everywhere you go. Remember when your chest wiggled the whorehouse in Texas?
 
2014-05-18 03:52:39 PM

Fark like a Barsoomian: Don't blame Cali, Dolly, you bring the earthquakes with you everywhere you go. Remember when your chest tilted the whorehouse in Texas?


/gave this joke a boob job
//feminists say it was fine the way it was born
///but this is what I like
 
2014-05-18 04:08:03 PM
 
2014-05-18 04:27:37 PM

Apos: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x411]

"I think we're in the right thread, Dolores!"

/Oblig


"I think you're right, Mulva."
 
2014-05-18 04:32:29 PM

Guuberre: Isn't she afraid her foundation might crack?


Not on your life my hindu friend
 
2014-05-18 04:44:14 PM

miniflea: Im certain they look way better with her clothes on than they do off.


Especially in an earthquake.

Also, airplane turbulence:
29.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-18 05:54:45 PM
She is a national treasure.
 
2014-05-18 11:01:47 PM
Quite the beauty back in her day (waaaaaay before I was born)

ospoetry.homestead.com
 
2014-05-19 01:36:52 AM

Betep: The chick on American Pickers just about squirted when she met Dolly.
Dani has a nice rack too. Ink spoils it.


SO this.  Dani is quite attractive and seems fun, with a nice rack...... but damn already with all the ink.  What a waste.
 
2014-05-19 10:24:19 AM
"It takes a lot of money to look this cheap"
-Dolly Parton
 
2014-05-19 11:44:50 AM
What's the point? Anyone with a pair of "Blue Blockers" can see her true form anyway.
 
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