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(ABC 27)   The earth hungering for more opens up in York, Pennsylvania this time and chooses a parked car to snack on   (abc27.com) divider line 29
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2014-05-18 12:25:21 AM  
Something, something, fracking. Also Centralia and/or coal mine fires.

/fark you, PA
//and your highway patrols...
 
2014-05-18 01:07:50 AM  
Just so long as they don't migrate into Harrisburg,
 
2014-05-18 02:54:12 AM  
Did it occur on Kar St.?

/streeeetch ;p
 
2014-05-18 02:58:30 AM  
ladyfortuna: Something, something, fracking. Also Centralia and/or coal mine fires.

/fark you, PA
//and your highway patrols...


This thread is gonna be Nothing but Trouble
 
2014-05-18 03:02:49 AM  

Oldiron_79: ladyfortuna: Something, something, fracking. Also Centralia and/or coal mine fires.

/fark you, PA
//and your highway patrols...

This thread is gonna be Nothing but Trouble


York really isn't near any of that though. It's just kind of a shiathole.
 
2014-05-18 03:13:38 AM  
i81.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-18 04:35:12 AM  
FTFA:

i.imgur.com

/don't drink and GIMP, y'all.
 
2014-05-18 05:29:43 AM  
The Intelligent Designer is finally starting to take retribution for the Kitzmiller decision, one car at a time.
 
2014-05-18 06:01:01 AM  

croesius: FTFA:

[i.imgur.com image 600x450]

/don't drink and GIMP, y'all.


"Cuz the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars..

/obscure
 
2014-05-18 06:16:11 AM  
This is just a promo stunt for the new Godzilla flick, ain't it?
 
2014-05-18 06:37:30 AM  

SilentStrider: Just so long as they don't migrate into Harrisburg,


The 'burg is already full of this. Old plumbing, shiatty paving, no money for repairs, etc.
 
2014-05-18 06:40:32 AM  
"Repair crews put in a temporary fix for the weekend..."

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-18 07:40:57 AM  
I've been through PA before, but only on the interstates. This weekend is the first time I've spent any time in the middle of the state. Pennsyl-tucky is uncannily accurate.
 
2014-05-18 07:42:16 AM  
The Hershey area has had its share of sinkholes over the years.  There's even a restaurant up there named the Sinkhole Saloon:

http://www.sinkholesaloon.com/
 
2014-05-18 07:58:46 AM  
Or as Bowling Green calls it: another Saturday.
 
2014-05-18 08:03:08 AM  
That Sinkhole wasn't big enough
 
2014-05-18 08:03:27 AM  
Hey my old home town, sort of. The nearest town big enough to mention at any rate.

/glad I left
 
2014-05-18 08:55:59 AM  
York? Must have thought the car was a peppermint pattie.
 
2014-05-18 09:21:48 AM  
I seriously hope I come back in my next life as a rock.  Rocks don't give a shiat.  Sink hole, sure I'll jump in and you can spit me back out next millennium.  Sun burnt out?  That's cool, I'll just float around the universe and look at shiat for a while.
 
2014-05-18 09:43:21 AM  
Meh. York is already a shiathole. What's another one among friends?
 
2014-05-18 09:43:31 AM  

Abox: I seriously hope I come back in my next life as a rock.  Rocks don't give a shiat.  Sink hole, sure I'll jump in and you can spit me back out next millennium.  Sun burnt out?  That's cool, I'll just float around the universe and look at shiat for a while.


dvdmedia.ign.com
 
2014-05-18 09:52:44 AM  
Subby should not be allowed to use commas again until successfully repeating the sixth grade.

Goddam headline hurts my brain.

Is that you, Dan Brown?
 
2014-05-18 10:01:40 AM  
Corrected:
The earth, hungering for more, opens up in York, Pennsylvania, this time, and chooses a parked car to snack on

Which is awkward as f*ck, so better:

Hungering for more, the earth opens up this time in Pennsylvania and chooses a parked car to snack on

There. FTFM. How hard was that?

//Engrish, man, spreak Engrish
 
2014-05-18 10:52:43 AM  

Philip J. Frylock: SilentStrider: Just so long as they don't migrate into Harrisburg,

The 'burg is already full of this. Old plumbing, shiatty paving, no money for repairs, etc.



That would explain why the township ripped up our front walkway a few months back and have yet to repair it.
 
2014-05-18 02:11:41 PM  
PA never cleans up roadkill on their highways or turnpikes either.  It's totally gross.
 
2014-05-18 02:50:02 PM  
Paging Dr. Weird..
 
2014-05-18 10:50:05 PM  

MBooda: York? Must have thought the car was a peppermint pattie.


It got the sensation alright.
 
2014-05-19 11:00:47 AM  
Spotted fleeing the scene
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-19 01:51:31 PM  
"He's back, and it looks like he's got a taste for Italian."
 
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