BadReligion: My dog likes scotch. He normally licks it from my mustache. He also doesn't walk in his own poo.
meow said the dog: Oh FFS just drink it and stop clogging the queue with such banal bullshiat. You also have shiatty taste is Scotch.
Alex_Lee: BadReligion: zarker: BadReligion: My dog likes scotch. He normally licks it from my mustache. He also doesn't walk in his own poo.He does lick his balls thoHe doesn't have any.Doesn't need balls to lick his dick.
zarker: BadReligion: My dog likes scotch. He normally licks it from my mustache. He also doesn't walk in his own poo.He does lick his balls tho
Musikslayer: I had a live cockroach in a glass of vodka. I drank it (the vodka, not the cockroach. Scooped him out with a spoon). Why yes, I am an alcoholic./ Haven't had a drink in almost 10 years.
ElLoco: Who would notice. It already tastes like cat feet.
what_now: Wait... So I should use scotch to disinfect my counter?
L.D. Ablo: Had the cat been in the litterbox before touching your drink?
BadReligion: What kind of Scotch? Also, cats are gross.
libranoelrose: Is it the last of the scotch?
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