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(Fark)   I need a ruling- cat just stuck his foot in my scotch. Drink it anyway, or drink it anyway and call kitty AA?   ( divider line
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2014-05-18 12:28:43 AM  
4 votes:
So this is what you TFers pay for? You're dumber than I thought.
2014-05-17 11:38:26 PM  
4 votes:
Nothing bad can grow in alcohol, so drink it
2014-05-17 11:37:28 PM  
3 votes:
is it a persian, because then you have to worry about right paw or left
2014-05-17 11:37:20 PM  
3 votes:
Oh FFS just drink it and stop clogging the queue with such banal bullshiat. You also have shiatty taste is Scotch.
2014-05-18 12:54:31 AM  
2 votes:

Cyclometh: I'm drinking Macallan 12 tonight. I had my eye on a bottle of Laphroaig earlier but after all these assholes voted to change Washington's liquor laws, pretty much all my favorite booze doubled or tripled in price.The same bottle I could get for sixty bucks last year is $125 now.

Bah, I hate sin taxes.  I don't really approve of drinking because people are farking idiots and "I need to have fun!" then get alcohol poisoning (which really should have a rule as to how often it's treated before the person is left on to their own devices to survive).  Smoking is bad as well.

You know what's also bad for you? Soft drinks and all manner of junk food. Yet soon you go around talking about putting a tax on it people come for your head. "Fat tax." Yeah it's a fat tax in a way, but really it's another 'sin tax'.

Like tax it all or none of it.
2014-05-17 11:51:56 PM  
2 votes:
Depends on the proof.  Cat probably has bacteria from the floor and the litter box, so you probably got a little bit of bacteria in there.  The higher the proof, the better the disinfectant quality.  Assuming the scotch is 40 proof (20% alcohol), the disinfectant quality is not so good (a typical Microbiology lab will use 70-75% for disinfectant).

That being said, if the cat just barely got its foot in it, I would guess that the alcohol took care of whatever is in there.  So then the question would be "Do you really want to taste it?"

2014-05-17 11:39:52 PM  
2 votes:
I get the feeling submitter doesn't know the story of Pusser's Rum, aka Nelson's Blood.
2014-05-18 10:31:52 AM  
1 vote:

dstrick44: You should get rid of the cat and get a dog like a man.  Preferably a Lab.

Real Men(tm) have whatever damn pet they want.  Cats, ferrets, rats, insanely ridiculous ornamental fish, whatever.

That said, dogs really seem to be a girl thing.  Haven't known a girl who didn't have to have at least one dog.
2014-05-18 03:12:35 AM  
1 vote:

meow said the dog: Oh FFS just drink it and stop clogging the queue with such banal bullshiat. You also have shiatty taste is Scotch.

That was not the Meow response I expected; I was looking for;

Drink with the hair of cat is like dog hairs for the hangover, as well your scotch tongue is lacking in the tastes.

2014-05-18 01:56:18 AM  
1 vote:

BadReligion: zarker: BadReligion: My dog likes scotch. He normally licks it from my mustache. He also doesn't walk in his own poo.

He does lick his balls tho

He doesn't have any.

Doesn't need balls to lick his dick.
2014-05-18 01:11:13 AM  
1 vote:
What the cat is saying is, he wants scotch. Give the cat some scotch. Unless, of course, you think it's affecting his relationships or professional career. We have a Russian Blue drinks vodka all the time, wears a Ushanka, beats me with a stick when I pass by him; screams all night about the pogroms until he passes out.
2014-05-18 01:00:47 AM  
1 vote:
Drink it. The cat drags his arse across your pillow and drools on your counter while you're out anyway.

Whatever he's got, you've got.
2014-05-18 12:50:25 AM  
1 vote:
Youve got the balance off. You either need no cats or more liquor or quit drinking or a shiatload more liquor and a shiatload more cats
2014-05-18 12:33:11 AM  
1 vote:

ladyfortuna: HairyNevus: Krustofsky:   Assuming the scotch is 40 proof (20% alcohol)

Uhh, which planet is that a reasonable assumption? Never seen lower than 80 proof.

He's a microbiologist, not a distiller ^_^

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a distiller!
2014-05-18 12:31:31 AM  
1 vote:
Put that glass aside. Drink until drunk and you don't care what's in your drink, then drink kitty scotch
2014-05-18 12:28:25 AM  
1 vote:
Is this what you TFers talk about?
2014-05-18 12:27:04 AM  
1 vote:

Krustofsky:   Assuming the scotch is 40 proof (20% alcohol)

Uhh, which planet is that a reasonable assumption? Never seen lower than 80 proof.
2014-05-18 12:22:48 AM  
1 vote:
Did he put the full paw in it or was it just three fingers?
2014-05-18 12:16:19 AM  
1 vote:
Of course you drink the Scotch. Then you pour and drink another one. Y'know, to disinfect. 

Then you upgrade to Balvenie 17 Rum Cask (or Maderia) and you drink that, too. Problem solved.
2014-05-17 11:46:48 PM  
1 vote:
Had the cat been in the litterbox before touching your drink?
2014-05-17 11:36:46 PM  
1 vote:
Is it the last of the scotch?
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