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(Fark)   I need a ruling- cat just stuck his foot in my scotch. Drink it anyway, or drink it anyway and call kitty AA?   (fark.com) divider line 119
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2014-05-17 11:36:46 PM
Is it the last of the scotch?
 
2014-05-17 11:37:20 PM
Oh FFS just drink it and stop clogging the queue with such banal bullshiat. You also have shiatty taste is Scotch.
 
2014-05-17 11:37:28 PM
is it a persian, because then you have to worry about right paw or left
 
2014-05-17 11:37:37 PM

libranoelrose: Is it the last of the scotch?




No. But still... ?
 
2014-05-17 11:37:41 PM
Sometimes, you let the cat have the punchline.
 
2014-05-17 11:37:46 PM
Hah hah cat shiat cocktail.
 
2014-05-17 11:38:10 PM

what_now: libranoelrose: Is it the last of the scotch?

No. But still... ?


New glass.
 
2014-05-17 11:38:26 PM
Nothing bad can grow in alcohol, so drink it
 
2014-05-17 11:38:50 PM

Sidetrack: is it a persian, because then you have to worry about right paw or left


now THAT was damn funny.
 
2014-05-17 11:39:07 PM
Filter it through cheesecloth.
 
2014-05-17 11:39:52 PM
I get the feeling submitter doesn't know the story of Pusser's Rum, aka Nelson's Blood.
 
2014-05-17 11:40:30 PM

Purelilac: Filter it through cheesecloth.


...that's been used to wrap head cheese.
 
2014-05-17 11:41:03 PM
My cats practically eat off my plate.  A little pussy never hurt anyone.  Just drink it.
 
2014-05-17 11:41:03 PM
Hell, you can use the cat as a silly straw® when it comes to booze...
 
2014-05-17 11:41:24 PM

HotWingAgenda: I get the feeling submitter doesn't know the story of Pusser's Rum, aka Nelson's Blood.




I do, actually. But you know, I'm not an 18th century Scabbie, so I can get de- catted scotch.
 
2014-05-17 11:41:38 PM
What kind of Scotch? Also, cats are gross.
 
2014-05-17 11:42:59 PM

BadReligion: What kind of Scotch? Also, cats are gross.




Balvanie 15 and no, you.
 
2014-05-17 11:43:13 PM
The teenage mom cat in this house likes to drink water by dipping her paw into the bowl and then licking the water off her foot. It's very amusing. I assume she learned this during her days as a stray.
 
2014-05-17 11:46:48 PM
Had the cat been in the litterbox before touching your drink?
 
2014-05-17 11:47:07 PM

what_now: BadReligion: What kind of Scotch? Also, cats are gross.

Balvanie 15 and no, you.


Considering the price, I say drink it, despite the cat shiat covered paw that has been introduced to it.
 
2014-05-17 11:47:58 PM

L.D. Ablo: Had the cat been in the litterbox before touching your drink?


How long do you think a cat can hold poop in?

If it's old enough to put it's paw in scotch, it's old enough to use a litter box.
 
2014-05-17 11:48:51 PM

libranoelrose: L.D. Ablo: Had the cat been in the litterbox before touching your drink?

How long do you think a cat can hold poop in?

If it's old enough to put it's paw in scotch, it's old enough to use a litter box.


I'll drink to that.
 
2014-05-17 11:50:56 PM

L.D. Ablo: Had the cat been in the litterbox before touching your drink?




No, he'd been in my lap, but when I got up to get the scotch he got shirty,
 
2014-05-17 11:51:56 PM
Depends on the proof.  Cat probably has bacteria from the floor and the litter box, so you probably got a little bit of bacteria in there.  The higher the proof, the better the disinfectant quality.  Assuming the scotch is 40 proof (20% alcohol), the disinfectant quality is not so good (a typical Microbiology lab will use 70-75% for disinfectant).

That being said, if the cat just barely got its foot in it, I would guess that the alcohol took care of whatever is in there.  So then the question would be "Do you really want to taste it?"

/Microbiologist
 
2014-05-17 11:53:37 PM

Krustofsky: Depends on the proof.  Cat probably has bacteria from the floor and the litter box, so you probably got a little bit of bacteria in there.  The higher the proof, the better the disinfectant quality.  Assuming the scotch is 40 proof (20% alcohol), the disinfectant quality is not so good (a typical Microbiology lab will use 70-75% for disinfectant).

That being said, if the cat just barely got its foot in it, I would guess that the alcohol took care of whatever is in there.  So then the question would be "Do you really want to taste it?"

/Microbiologist


Most Scotch is 80-115 proof. His is about 95 proof.
 
2014-05-17 11:55:12 PM
This discussion reminds me of the climate change debate.

FFS
 
2014-05-17 11:59:32 PM

BadReligion: Krustofsky: Depends on the proof.  Cat probably has bacteria from the floor and the litter box, so you probably got a little bit of bacteria in there.  The higher the proof, the better the disinfectant quality.  Assuming the scotch is 40 proof (20% alcohol), the disinfectant quality is not so good (a typical Microbiology lab will use 70-75% for disinfectant).

That being said, if the cat just barely got its foot in it, I would guess that the alcohol took care of whatever is in there.  So then the question would be "Do you really want to taste it?"

/Microbiologist

Most Scotch is 80-115 proof. His is about 95 proof.


95 proof?  Then the bacteria should be mostly gone within 5 minutes.  Drink away as long as it doesn't taste like cat poop.

/last scotch I had was 15 years ago
//and it just showed
 
2014-05-17 11:59:59 PM

Krustofsky: Depends on the proof.  Cat probably has bacteria from the floor and the litter box, so you probably got a little bit of bacteria in there.  The higher the proof, the better the disinfectant quality.  Assuming the scotch is 40 proof (20% alcohol), the disinfectant quality is not so good (a typical Microbiology lab will use 70-75% for disinfectant).

That being said, if the cat just barely got its foot in it, I would guess that the alcohol took care of whatever is in there.  So then the question would be "Do you really want to taste it?"

/Microbiologist


JeezuzHChrist.

ANITIBACTERIAL EVERYTHING!
 
2014-05-18 12:02:43 AM
Oh come, drink it already. You've had worse things in your mouth after a night of scotch.
 
2014-05-18 12:02:49 AM
When was the last time you cleaned the litter box?

Are there floaties?
 
2014-05-18 12:02:55 AM
Wait... So I should use scotch to disinfect my counter?
 
2014-05-18 12:08:28 AM

what_now: Wait... So I should use scotch to disinfect my counter?


what kind of girls are you bringing home?
 
2014-05-18 12:08:28 AM

what_now: Wait... So I should use scotch to disinfect my counter?


If you counters are lushes, they will appreciate it.
 
2014-05-18 12:11:07 AM
Hey, if you don't mind getting cat AIDS, be my guest.
 
2014-05-18 12:12:27 AM

SuperTramp: what_now: Wait... So I should use scotch to disinfect my counter?

what kind of girls are you bringing home?




I don't like girls like that.
 
2014-05-18 12:16:19 AM
Of course you drink the Scotch. Then you pour and drink another one. Y'know, to disinfect. 

Then you upgrade to Balvenie 17 Rum Cask (or Maderia) and you drink that, too. Problem solved.
 
2014-05-18 12:22:48 AM
Did he put the full paw in it or was it just three fingers?
 
2014-05-18 12:23:21 AM
Hell, I just went through this today. Not booze, but my little biatch kitty nabbed my breakfast sandwich! Kicked her away, got the sandwich back...googled for a minute or two then just ate it.
 
2014-05-18 12:24:04 AM

meow said the dog: Oh FFS just drink it and stop clogging the queue with such banal bullshiat. You also have shiatty taste is Scotch.


OMG. A post that makes sense.
 
2014-05-18 12:24:25 AM
I'm drinking Macallan 12 tonight. I had my eye on a bottle of Laphroaig earlier but after all these assholes voted to change Washington's liquor laws, pretty much all my favorite booze doubled or tripled in price.The same bottle I could get for sixty bucks last year is $125 now.
 
2014-05-18 12:25:26 AM
You don't want to risk cat scratch fever, you might turn into an insufferable ass like Ted Nugent.
 
2014-05-18 12:27:04 AM

Krustofsky:   Assuming the scotch is 40 proof (20% alcohol)


Uhh, which planet is that a reasonable assumption? Never seen lower than 80 proof.
 
2014-05-18 12:27:55 AM

redoctober65: Nothing bad can grow in alcohol, so drink it


Ditto.
 
2014-05-18 12:28:25 AM
Is this what you TFers talk about?
 
2014-05-18 12:28:26 AM

HairyNevus: Krustofsky:   Assuming the scotch is 40 proof (20% alcohol)

Uhh, which planet is that a reasonable assumption? Never seen lower than 80 proof.


He's a microbiologist, not a distiller ^_^
 
2014-05-18 12:28:43 AM
So this is what you TFers pay for? You're dumber than I thought.
 
2014-05-18 12:30:30 AM
It's scotch. Who would notice. It already tastes like cat feet.
 
2014-05-18 12:30:40 AM
You could probably market this as 'Catfoot Scotch" Heck hipsters buy coffee beans have been eaten by wildcats and shaitted out and gathered. You might be on to something.
 
2014-05-18 12:31:31 AM
Put that glass aside. Drink until drunk and you don't care what's in your drink, then drink kitty scotch
 
2014-05-18 12:31:56 AM

ElLoco: Who would notice. It already tastes like cat feet.


ee cummings?
 
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