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(Metro)   Lawyer representing the douche that broke a porn star's foot while throwing her off the roof into a pool responds to her lawsuit in fantastically sarcastic fashion   (metro.co.uk) divider line 47
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2014-05-17 09:17:13 PM  
Ok Ok Ok, so there is one attorney in the world that is worth a turtle skid-mark.
 
2014-05-18 12:53:22 AM  
If I recall, Gallup did a poll a year or so ago and found that what juries love most in the world is
1) Mom
2) Puppies
3) Sarcastic, condescending, jackhole lawyers running interference for their jackhole clients
 
2014-05-18 01:41:07 AM  
I'm glad we could have a re rum of this thread.

/On mobile, no linky.
 
2014-05-18 01:49:28 AM  
That right there is a funny letter.
 
2014-05-18 01:51:05 AM  
Sounds like the ho is pretty screwed. She agreed to it, and they even practiced? The thrower was requested, and this is all in contract?
 
2014-05-18 01:57:49 AM  
He's right that she probably has a better case against just Hustler. If they're smart they'll just settle.
 
2014-05-18 02:00:41 AM  

Russ1642: He's right that she probably has a better case against just Hustler. If they're smart they'll just settle.


Plus she'll probably get more money doing gangbang videos.
 
2014-05-18 02:04:18 AM  
I swear, with god as my witness, I thought porn stars could fly.
 
2014-05-18 02:12:01 AM  

Thunderpipes: Sounds like the ho is pretty screwed. She agreed to it, and they even practiced? The thrower was requested, and this is all in contract?


And videotaped.
 
2014-05-18 02:16:32 AM  
Is Mr Bilzerian's lawyer, in mentioning her oversharing on twitter,  insinuating that she has a big mouth?

NSFW
 
2014-05-18 02:17:21 AM  
it's 2:15 in the morning,
who gives a crap?
 
2014-05-18 02:17:54 AM  

Zombies ate my neighbors: I swear, with god as my witness, I thought porn stars could fly.


AirTranny?
 
2014-05-18 02:31:41 AM  
Better call Saul
 
2014-05-18 02:33:40 AM  
 
2014-05-18 02:34:55 AM  

Boo_Guy: Is Mr Bilzerian's lawyer, in mentioning her oversharing on twitter,  insinuating that she has a big mouth?

NSFW


Damn, facial piercings are such a turnoff.  She's hot, but that stupid nose ring has to go.
 
2014-05-18 02:50:39 AM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Boo_Guy: Is Mr Bilzerian's lawyer, in mentioning her oversharing on twitter,  insinuating that she has a big mouth?

NSFW

Damn, facial piercings are such a turnoff.  She's hot, but that stupid nose ring has to go.



I've always like small nose rings and studs on girls.

But then I like gothy/tattooey type anyway.

The only thing I don't find attractive are those big loops that people stretch out their earlobes with.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-18 03:12:13 AM  
what 15 +1 minutes of fame looks like.
 
2014-05-18 03:14:00 AM  

Boo_Guy: Dr Jack Badofsky: Boo_Guy: Is Mr Bilzerian's lawyer, in mentioning her oversharing on twitter,  insinuating that she has a big mouth?

NSFW

Damn, facial piercings are such a turnoff.  She's hot, but that stupid nose ring has to go.


I've always like small nose rings and studs on girls.

But then I like gothy/tattooey type anyway.

The only thing I don't find attractive are those big loops that people stretch out their earlobes with.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 682x645]


Just watch, that's going to be the next fetish (if it isn't one already):  screwing those creepy extended earlobes.
 
2014-05-18 03:14:18 AM  

hi13760: what 15 +1 minutes of fame looks like.


I'm downloading 15 minutes of her right now...to see what fame looks like.
 
2014-05-18 03:22:20 AM  

Boo_Guy: Is Mr Bilzerian's lawyer, in mentioning her oversharing on twitter,  insinuating that she has a big mouth?

NSFW


Was this supposed to be some of her "work"? Looks like she's on lunch break to me.
 
2014-05-18 03:26:18 AM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Boo_Guy: Dr Jack Badofsky: Boo_Guy: Is Mr Bilzerian's lawyer, in mentioning her oversharing on twitter,  insinuating that she has a big mouth?

NSFW

Damn, facial piercings are such a turnoff.  She's hot, but that stupid nose ring has to go.


I've always like small nose rings and studs on girls.

But then I like gothy/tattooey type anyway.

The only thing I don't find attractive are those big loops that people stretch out their earlobes with.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 682x645]

Just watch, that's going to be the next fetish (if it isn't one already):  screwing those creepy extended earlobes.


You'd probably have more luck with the nostril stretching holes since there's snot for lube;

www.alternativelooks.com
www.piercingtime.com
 
2014-05-18 03:29:37 AM  

frostus: Boo_Guy: Is Mr Bilzerian's lawyer, in mentioning her oversharing on twitter,  insinuating that she has a big mouth?

NSFW

Was this supposed to be some of her "work"? Looks like she's on lunch break to me.


I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
 
2014-05-18 03:32:36 AM  

Boo_Guy: frostus: Boo_Guy: Is Mr Bilzerian's lawyer, in mentioning her oversharing on twitter,  insinuating that she has a big mouth?

NSFW

Was this supposed to be some of her "work"? Looks like she's on lunch break to me.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.


But she got her picture on the wall!  She ate the Big 86'er!
 
2014-05-18 03:42:31 AM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Boo_Guy: frostus: Boo_Guy: Is Mr Bilzerian's lawyer, in mentioning her oversharing on twitter,  insinuating that she has a big mouth?

NSFW

Was this supposed to be some of her "work"? Looks like she's on lunch break to me.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

But she got her picture on the wall!  She ate the Big 86'er!


Damn, it was big 96-ounce
 
2014-05-18 04:01:24 AM  
Fantastic.
 
2014-05-18 04:05:50 AM  
Is the new hotness 'naked girls falling through the air'?

/why didn't I get that memo.
//damn I'm getting old
 
2014-05-18 04:25:17 AM  

Boo_Guy: Dr Jack Badofsky: Boo_Guy: Dr Jack Badofsky: Boo_Guy: Is Mr Bilzerian's lawyer, in mentioning her oversharing on twitter,  insinuating that she has a big mouth?

NSFW

Damn, facial piercings are such a turnoff.  She's hot, but that stupid nose ring has to go.


I've always like small nose rings and studs on girls.

But then I like gothy/tattooey type anyway.

The only thing I don't find attractive are those big loops that people stretch out their earlobes with.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 682x645]

Just watch, that's going to be the next fetish (if it isn't one already):  screwing those creepy extended earlobes.

You'd probably have more luck with the nostril stretching holes since there's snot for lube;

[www.alternativelooks.com image 246x293]
[www.piercingtime.com image 423x750]


I wonder if I could increase my efficiency running with those...

At least I could make a kick ass wheeee sound running downhill.
 
2014-05-18 04:37:15 AM  

Boo_Guy: Dr Jack Badofsky: Boo_Guy: Is Mr Bilzerian's lawyer, in mentioning her oversharing on twitter,  insinuating that she has a big mouth?

NSFW

Damn, facial piercings are such a turnoff.  She's hot, but that stupid nose ring has to go.


I've always like small nose rings and studs on girls.

But then I like gothy/tattooey type anyway.

The only thing I don't find attractive are those big loops that people stretch out their earlobes with.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 682x645]


Those holes make her a 5-input woman. That's worth extra in the porn game.

It's either that or DVDA.
 
2014-05-18 04:55:30 AM  
Lets not forget she was all aboard the stupid train for this one. If you watch the actual video she's clearly okay with being thrown but grabs his shirt AFTER he lets go, causing her to fall short.
 
2014-05-18 05:08:15 AM  
I hope she sues and wins two bilzerian dollars.
 
2014-05-18 05:36:12 AM  
Odds that the lawyer who wrote that letter had his collar popped whilst writing it?

/Can't believe a douche like Bliz has a douche for a lawyer.  Oh, wait; yeah I can.
 
2014-05-18 05:46:02 AM  

Wal-Dawg: Ok Ok Ok, so there is one attorney in the world that is worth a turtle skid-mark.


Not so fast.

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-18 06:07:17 AM  

Shadowe: If you watch the actual video she's clearly okay with being thrown but grabs his shirt AFTER he lets go, causing her to fall short.


And i would argue it doesn't matter if she agreed, the act of throwing her off was illegal (health and safety laws around stunt work etc).

Hell, if my boss told me to stand on a chair and change a light bulb and I agreed to do it, and then I fell and fractured my foot, my employer is the one in trouble for having me doing something in clear breach of health and safety practices.  It would have to be reported to the regulatory agency, there would be an official investigation, and they would get fined.  Even though I agreed to do it.

/Sort of like it's still rape even if the 14 year old says they want it
 
2014-05-18 06:08:18 AM  

Zombies ate my neighbors: I swear, with god as my witness, I thought porn stars could fly.


You're obviously no physicist.

Letter is amusing, lawyer and client are assholes. Shocker.
 
2014-05-18 07:13:49 AM  

Zombies ate my neighbors: I swear, with god as my witness, I thought porn stars could fly.


As God is my.... Oh goddamnitsomuch
 
2014-05-18 07:23:59 AM  
She is not going to get a thing unless they settle. Any Jury will think that she is just whoring for money. Oh wait...
 
2014-05-18 07:40:11 AM  
Dr Jack Badofsky:

Just watch, that's going to be the next fetish (if it isn't one already):  screwing those creepy extended earlobes.

That fetish was started a long time ago in the UK by a member of the landed gentry who had received an Order of the British Empire medal from the Queen

///Earl, OBE
 
2014-05-18 08:37:10 AM  
Because feet are relevant here:
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2014-05-18 08:40:08 AM  

agent00pi: I'm glad we could have a re rum of this thread.

/On mobile, no linky.


But why is the re rum gone?
 
2014-05-18 08:54:02 AM  

if_i_really_have_to: Shadowe: If you watch the actual video she's clearly okay with being thrown but grabs his shirt AFTER he lets go, causing her to fall short.

And i would argue it doesn't matter if she agreed, the act of throwing her off was illegal (health and safety laws around stunt work etc).

Hell, if my boss told me to stand on a chair and change a light bulb and I agreed to do it, and then I fell and fractured my foot, my employer is the one in trouble for having me doing something in clear breach of health and safety practices.  It would have to be reported to the regulatory agency, there would be an official investigation, and they would get fined.  Even though I agreed to do it.

/Sort of like it's still rape even if the 14 year old says they want it



I think the difference here is they are both employees, and they both agreed to it. The grievance would be with the employer, Hustler, not the co-worker who you agreed to do it with.
 
2014-05-18 09:27:41 AM  
Who the hell cares what pointless garbage some idiot representing another idiot while being sued by yet more idiots has to say?
 
2014-05-18 09:58:13 AM  
I think we're all missing the gravity of the situation.
 
2014-05-18 10:28:28 AM  

Boo_Guy: Is Mr Bilzerian's lawyer, in mentioning her oversharing on twitter,  insinuating that she has a big mouth?

NSFW


Looks like I have a new desktop background.
 
2014-05-18 11:46:41 AM  

Shadowe: Lets not forget she was all aboard the stupid train for this one. If you watch the actual video she's clearly okay with being thrown but grabs his shirt AFTER he lets go, causing her to fall short.


I don't think that would absolve Blizerian or Hustler of responsibility.

I'm guessing Wormkan's comp or coverage for medical costs, but she was probably working on contract, so who knows?

Look at it another way:  If she had hit her head and died, would the guy have been guilty of manslaughter?
 
2014-05-18 12:36:00 PM  

if_i_really_have_to: Shadowe: If you watch the actual video she's clearly okay with being thrown but grabs his shirt AFTER he lets go, causing her to fall short.

And i would argue it doesn't matter if she agreed, the act of throwing her off was illegal (health and safety laws around stunt work etc).

Hell, if my boss told me to stand on a chair and change a light bulb and I agreed to do it, and then I fell and fractured my foot, my employer is the one in trouble for having me doing something in clear breach of health and safety practices.  It would have to be reported to the regulatory agency, there would be an official investigation, and they would get fined.  Even though I agreed to do it.

/Sort of like it's still rape even if the 14 year old says they want it


British-like typing detected...
 
2014-05-18 03:31:43 PM  
I swear I know that lawyer.

I used to work for him down in CA years ago.

He hasn't lost a step yet.
 
2014-05-18 06:00:02 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Boo_Guy: Dr Jack Badofsky: Boo_Guy: Is Mr Bilzerian's lawyer, in mentioning her oversharing on twitter,  insinuating that she has a big mouth?

NSFW

Damn, facial piercings are such a turnoff.  She's hot, but that stupid nose ring has to go.


I've always like small nose rings and studs on girls.

But then I like gothy/tattooey type anyway.

The only thing I don't find attractive are those big loops that people stretch out their earlobes with.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 682x645]

Just watch, that's going to be the next fetish (if it isn't one already):  screwing those creepy extended earlobes.


I'm invoking Rule 34 on this.
 
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