JasonOfOrillia: If you want an exotic pet maybe you should get a llama, not an emu.
Mugato: Be sure to plant a gun in her paw.
mjjt: I want to be FREEEEE
jtown: BBQ time.
worlddan: Seems to me the most likely "public safety threat" this bird posed was to officer hunger.
Boomstickz: First off the buggers are evil. Really evil up close.And not particularly bright. You'll come across one on the road and the creature will run down the road instead of off it.Also fun is when you run across Dad and many kids. Ever sat behind Dad with a flock of young ones running down the damn road at 40K's? Pain in the ****...better off to stop and wait for them to clear off rather than scoot around them or run 'em over./Yes Australian, that does get to go outback regularly for work.//Don't drink Emu export.
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