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(Billboard)   Whoever is in charge of cell assignments didn't do a good enough job researching names, as Chris Brown is right next to James DeBarge. The two won't stop harmonizing and have written three songs together   (billboard.com) divider line 13
    More: Scary, Chris Brown, James DeBarge, recess appointment, Los Angeles, county jail, phone calls, U.S. Attorney  
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2014-05-17 10:47:33 PM  
That IS hard to beat...
 
2014-05-17 11:10:03 PM  
Awww, I hope they make a movie out of this.

Brokeback Prison.
 
2014-05-17 11:13:59 PM  
Too bad it wasn't his brother.
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They call him "El" as in "The"
 
2014-05-17 11:31:33 PM  
Yes, but, has Chris Brown acquired The Glow yet?
 
2014-05-18 12:30:23 AM  
♫Feel the beat and rhythm of my might
♫Farking until the morning light
♫Forget about the women on your mind
♫I really looove your behind♫
 
2014-05-18 12:42:08 AM  

Burn_The_Plows: ♫Feel the beat and rhythm of my might
♫Farking until the morning light
♫Forget about the women on your mind
♫I really looove your behind♫


Bravo
 
2014-05-18 01:03:45 AM  
Well, that answers what DeBarge has been up to.   Not that anyone was inquiring, mind you.

I always considered him to be an effeminate wanna-be cross of Lionel Richie and Michael Jackson but possessing none of the talent.
 
2014-05-18 02:28:50 AM  
Keep in mind this is James DeBarge, not his more famous brother El DeBarge.  El was the lead singer of the group and was the only one of the clan to have a successful solo career. Although El has had his own drug problems, he is not currently in jail.
 
2014-05-18 04:20:41 AM  
I suppose this could be considered rehabilitation. Sort of. In poor lighting. If you will allow that this is better than dealing drugs or assaulting people. Okay, it is better than physically assaulting people, I guess. Not sure about the drug dealing.
 
2014-05-18 07:17:37 AM  
But is the process cruel and unusual punishment for the other prisoners?
 
2014-05-18 08:42:59 AM  

robnelle: Keep in mind this is James DeBarge, not his more famous brother El DeBarge.  El was the lead singer of the group and was the only one of the clan to have a successful solo career. Although El has had his own drug problems, he is not currently in jail.


James was the one who was briefly married to Janet Jackson, so he had that going for him.
 
2014-05-18 04:12:38 PM  
I honestly thought El Debarge was the name of the group until I read this article.
 
2014-05-19 12:08:52 AM  
The Marguis de Sade wrote "The 120 Days of Sodom" while in Prison, Adolf Hitler wrote "Mein Kampf" in Prison, and now this!
 
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