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(Huffington Post)   You can love or hate the man, but when his dog dies you just have to sympathize   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 243
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2014-05-17 05:35:51 PM  
That picture is adorable
 
2014-05-17 05:38:35 PM  
F*ck him and f*ck his dog
 
2014-05-17 05:48:04 PM  
No, subby, actually I don't have to sympathize.
 
2014-05-17 05:49:50 PM  
He took to Instagram to discuss the death of the dog?

Really!?
 
2014-05-17 05:55:24 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: He took to Instagram to discuss the death of the dog?

Really!?


Wait really? I'm not even on Instagram.
 
2014-05-17 06:01:36 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: He took to Instagram to discuss the death of the dog?

Really!?


Facebook, too, with more pictures.

How else would they announce the death of a dog?  Press conference?
 
2014-05-17 06:03:25 PM  
That dog always reminded me of:

www.vintage-bliss.com

My little sister had one of these. When you pulled its string, it said things like "Speak a little louder, dear, so Mrs. Beasley can hear you." If you only knew how damned loud my little sister was, you'd know just how funny that was.
 
2014-05-17 06:06:08 PM  
If only there was sincere sympthy for the sons and daughters, husbands and wives, and fathers and mothers who died in Iraq, I might be able to feel sympathy for Bush.

It's a dog.  He'll get over it.  For tens of thousands of people, the Iraq war will never really end. I will save my sympathy for them.
 
2014-05-17 06:13:56 PM  
This thread will keep my room cool for the rest of the summer with all the cold ass farkers in it.  Hating a dog because of its owner is just farking stupid.
 
2014-05-17 06:16:00 PM  
Farker wickedfish created this photoshop, and I found it so touching that I saved it. (Thanks to catmandu for posting it in another thread last year.)

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-17 06:16:06 PM  

FriarReb98: This thread will keep my room cool for the rest of the summer with all the cold ass farkers in it.  Hating a dog because of its owner is just farking stupid.


Well, the dog did plan the invasion of Iraq.
 
2014-05-17 06:26:19 PM  

FriarReb98: Hating a dog because of its owner is just farking stupid


QFT
 
2014-05-17 06:28:47 PM  

FriarReb98: This thread will keep my room cool for the rest of the summer with all the cold ass farkers in it.  Hating a dog because of its owner is just farking stupid.


Who's hating the dog? A disinclination to sympathize with the owner had zilch to do with the animal. The dog is dead and beyond our sympathy.
 
2014-05-17 06:32:31 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Farker wickedfish created this photoshop, and I found it so touching that I saved it. (Thanks to catmandu for posting it in another thread last year.)

[img.fark.net image 850x680]


Damn you so much for posting that

/that shop makes me cry every freaking time
//it's a masterpiece
 
2014-05-17 06:38:41 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Danger Avoid Death: Farker wickedfish created this photoshop, and I found it so touching that I saved it. (Thanks to catmandu for posting it in another thread last year.)

[img.fark.net image 850x680]

Damn you so much for posting that

/that shop makes me cry every freaking time
//it's a masterpiece


Yeah, me too. I think I can look at if for about ten seconds before I start to tear up. Okay, who am I kidding? Five seconds.
 
2014-05-17 06:49:14 PM  

FriarReb98: This thread will keep my room cool for the rest of the summer with all the cold ass farkers in it.  Hating a dog because of its owner is just farking stupid.


Its a dog. Not a few hundred thousand human beings
 
2014-05-17 06:52:06 PM  

FriarReb98: This thread will keep my room cool for the rest of the summer with all the cold ass farkers in it.  Hating a dog because of its owner is just farking stupid.


I don't think anyone hates the dog.  At worst, people would be ambivalent about the dog.  But offering sympathies for Bush's loss when he caused so very much avoidable, devestating loss himself is just a bridge too far.
 
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2014-05-17 06:54:49 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: FriarReb98: This thread will keep my room cool for the rest of the summer with all the cold ass farkers in it.  Hating a dog because of its owner is just farking stupid.

Well, the dog did plan the invasion of Iraq.


The dog would have had a better excuse, an exit strategy, and read "Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US" before it was too late.
 
2014-05-17 06:59:02 PM  
George W. Bush is stupid and I hate him.

Am I popular yet?
 
2014-05-17 06:59:31 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: F*ck him and f*ck his dog


Fark you and fark your mom.

See?  Being a dick is fun!
 
2014-05-17 07:00:05 PM  
Subby just had to throw the challenge out there.
 
2014-05-17 07:00:51 PM  
i.imgur.com

Link
A slide showed Mr Bush in the Oval office, leaning to look under a piece of furniture. "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be here somewhere," he told the audience, drawing applause.

"Hyuk hyuk hyuk I'm responsible for the deaths of thousands of my own countrymen and many, many, many others and I'm making jokes about it!"

Fark Bush.
 
2014-05-17 07:03:29 PM  
How old was the dog?

Also, f*ck Bush.
 
2014-05-17 07:04:12 PM  

HvelsvegHimins: George W. Bush is stupid and I hate him.

Am I popular yet?


Nope.
 
2014-05-17 07:04:47 PM  

HvelsvegHimins: George W. Bush is stupid and I hate him.

Am I popular yet?


No. Passive-aggressive leaking vaginas are rarely popular.
 
2014-05-17 07:04:55 PM  

Ambivalence: If only there was sincere sympthy for the sons and daughters, husbands and wives, and fathers and mothers who died in Iraq, I might be able to feel sympathy for Bush Cheney.



FIFM. ( I guess one can blame Bush for stupidly giving the go-ahead for the War)

/ R.I.P. Miss Beazley
 
2014-05-17 07:06:13 PM  
Nope.
 
2014-05-17 07:06:31 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Farker wickedfish created this photoshop, and I found it so touching that I saved it. (Thanks to catmandu for posting it in another thread last year.)

[img.fark.net image 850x680]


ok, first the beagle thread and now this.  I'm not sure if I should clean my house or watch Jurassic Bark.
 
2014-05-17 07:07:07 PM  
Had to put down the best dog in the world yesterday so I'm really not getting a kick....
 
2014-05-17 07:08:56 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: F*ck him and f*ck his dog

 
2014-05-17 07:09:27 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Farker wickedfish created this photoshop, and I found it so touching that I saved it. (Thanks to catmandu for posting it in another thread last year.)


Poignant.
 
2014-05-17 07:09:52 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Farker wickedfish created this photoshop, and I found it so touching that I saved it. (Thanks to catmandu for posting it in another thread last year.)

[img.fark.net image 850x680]


Yeah. I saved it too. He really ought to make some signed, numbered and framed prints of that and sell them.
 
2014-05-17 07:11:41 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: He took to Instagram to discuss the death of the dog?

Really!?


Because people never do such a thing.
 
2014-05-17 07:12:14 PM  

Ambivalence: FriarReb98: This thread will keep my room cool for the rest of the summer with all the cold ass farkers in it.  Hating a dog because of its owner is just farking stupid.

I don't think anyone hates the dog.


Sure about that?

Doktor_Zhivago: F*ck him and f*ck his dog


born_yesterday: Doktor_Zhivago: F*ck him and f*ck his dog


I despise Bush, for reasons that have been well pointed out in this thread, but I would never EVER wish for or celebrate the death of a family pet. It is not the dog's fault whose family he found himself in, and cancer sucks no matter what species you are.
 
2014-05-17 07:12:54 PM  

kidakita: Danger Avoid Death: Farker wickedfish created this photoshop, and I found it so touching that I saved it. (Thanks to catmandu for posting it in another thread last year.)

[img.fark.net image 850x680]

Yeah. I saved it too. He really ought to make some signed, numbered and framed prints of that and sell them.


I'd buy one.
 
2014-05-17 07:13:01 PM  
Am I the only one that noticed that both of this a**holes dogs died of lymphoma? Maybe it's a trend.
 
2014-05-17 07:13:05 PM  
Would Barney have lived longer if GW had not dropped him on his face?
 
2014-05-17 07:14:49 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Farker wickedfish created this photoshop, and I found it so touching that I saved it. (Thanks to catmandu for posting it in another thread last year.)


That touched my heart. Thank you.
 
2014-05-17 07:14:51 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Danger Avoid Death: Farker wickedfish created this photoshop, and I found it so touching that I saved it. (Thanks to catmandu for posting it in another thread last year.)

[img.fark.net image 850x680]

Damn you so much for posting that

/that shop makes me cry every freaking time
//it's a masterpiece


Well, at least your screen name matches your general disposition.
 
2014-05-17 07:15:15 PM  

rbuzby: Would Barney have lived longer if GW had not dropped him on his face?


2.bp.blogspot.com

Maybe if they'd let him carry more than one bullet.
 
2014-05-17 07:15:22 PM  

unruthless: Am I the only one that noticed that both of this a**holes dogs died of lymphoma? Maybe it's a trend.


Scotties are prone to a couple types of cancer, including lymphoma.
 
2014-05-17 07:16:09 PM  

unruthless: Am I the only one that noticed that both of this a**holes dogs died of lymphoma? Maybe it's a trend.


A commentor in TFA mentioned it as well.
 
2014-05-17 07:16:10 PM  
awwwwww. Scotties are sweet dogs.
 
2014-05-17 07:17:09 PM  
Sociopaths cry when their dogs die because they have lost a posession they owned.

I honestly expected this to involve Beiber.
 
2014-05-17 07:17:18 PM  
You can love or hate the man . . .

Actually, there's a third option: not giving a shiat about him.
 
2014-05-17 07:17:35 PM  
OK, I'm over it.  Next crisis, please.
 
2014-05-17 07:17:42 PM  
This thread will make it easy to spot major assholes.
 
2014-05-17 07:17:50 PM  

Arachnophobe: I despise Bush, for reasons that have been well pointed out in this thread, but I would never EVER wish for or celebrate the death of a family pet. It is not the dog's fault whose family he found himself in, and cancer sucks no matter what species you are.


I realize it's too much to ask, but maybe, just maybe, while he's crying over his farking dog, he'll think to himself "Wow, I made a lot of stupid farking decisions that led to hundreds of thousands of people feeling just like this over the deaths of hundreds of thousands of their relatives.  Except that they were "mostly" human (you know, being brown Muslims or American poors and all)."
 
2014-05-17 07:19:46 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: FriarReb98: Hating a dog because of its owner is just farking stupid

QFT


THIS.
 
2014-05-17 07:21:53 PM  
Sometimes I just don't know about the age (mental) of some farkers.
 
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