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(Des Moines Register)   It's bad enough that they're snatching up all our money, our real estate, and our production factories. But now the Chinese are taking all the American bourbon   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 12
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2014-05-17 02:12:18 PM  
5 votes:
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2014-05-17 05:47:27 PM  
2 votes:
I have a plan to make bourbon from melamine and lead.
gja [TotalFark]
2014-05-17 06:39:48 PM  
1 votes:

txchad: For a relaxing time.....make it Santori time.


Personally I feel something is lost in the translation. Please erraborate.
2014-05-17 06:32:49 PM  
1 votes:

iheartscotch: Pointy Tail of Satan: If you knew the chemistry of barrel aged whiskey, you would stay the heck away. Fusel oil? I'll pass, thanks.

Yeah! Aged whiskey has diHydrogen monOxide in it. You know, the nazis used diHydrogen monOxide in concentration camps. diHydrogen monOxide causes hundreds of deaths a year. It is a clear, colorless, odorless liquid that could be slipped unobtrusively into anything.

/ the government is in obvious collusion with Big diHydrogen monOxide. I think I saw Obama with some the other day


I know I wouldn't want to drown in the stuff.
2014-05-17 06:25:11 PM  
1 votes:

Mugato: Like a Chinaman can hold his booze. Who do they think they are, the Japanese?


Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.
2014-05-17 06:07:23 PM  
1 votes:
Japan 1980s. Buying everything not nailed down.
Japan 1990s. Throwing themselves under trains.
China 2000-teens. Buying everything not locked up.
China 2000-20s. (wanna bet?)

Moral is : Don't Fark with the US Treasury or Federal Reserve. They sell rope. For hangings ..
2014-05-17 05:55:47 PM  
1 votes:

Pointy Tail of Satan: If you knew the chemistry of barrel aged whiskey, you would stay the heck away. Fusel oil? I'll pass, thanks.


Yeah! Aged whiskey has diHydrogen monOxide in it. You know, the nazis used diHydrogen monOxide in concentration camps. diHydrogen monOxide causes hundreds of deaths a year. It is a clear, colorless, odorless liquid that could be slipped unobtrusively into anything.

/ the government is in obvious collusion with Big diHydrogen monOxide. I think I saw Obama with some the other day
2014-05-17 05:47:50 PM  
1 votes:
based on my experience last night, there is still plenty of it around


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2014-05-17 05:41:26 PM  
1 votes:
For a relaxing time.....make it Santori time.
2014-05-17 05:24:05 PM  
1 votes:
Like a Chinaman can hold his booze. Who do they think they are, the Japanese?
2014-05-17 04:09:21 PM  
1 votes:

JoieD'Zen: flucto: JoieD'Zen: Ice or a splash of water or soda is all that is acceptable.

heathen. Nothing is the appropriate dilutant for bourbon.

Disclaimer *** If you MUST use mixer.***
I spared this thread my full on rant about people that put diet coke or somesuch in decent booze.


What about Mountain Dew?

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2014-05-17 03:35:04 PM  
1 votes:

JoieD'Zen: Ice or a splash of water or soda is all that is acceptable.


heathen. Nothing is the appropriate dilutant for bourbon.
 
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