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(Des Moines Register)   It's bad enough that they're snatching up all our money, our real estate, and our production factories. But now the Chinese are taking all the American bourbon   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 14
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2014-05-17 03:35:04 PM  
3 votes:

JoieD'Zen: Ice or a splash of water or soda is all that is acceptable.


heathen. Nothing is the appropriate dilutant for bourbon.
2014-05-17 05:54:14 PM  
2 votes:

JoieD'Zen: This is why we can't have nice things.

Let's start cutting back here by not allowing sales to those who taint decent bourbon with mixer. Ice or a splash of water or soda is all that is acceptable.

/water


intoxicatedzodiac.com
These make good gifts. Holds its' heat microwaved or chilled in the freezer all without diluting.
2014-05-17 02:12:18 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-05-17 08:41:29 PM  
1 votes:

Fissile: Clemkadidlefark: Japan 1980s. Buying everything not nailed down.
Japan 1990s. Throwing themselves under trains.
China 2000-teens. Buying everything not locked up.
China 2000-20s. (wanna bet?)

Moral is : Don't Fark with the US Treasury or Federal Reserve. They sell rope. For hangings ..

That's pretty much it.  The proceeds from that rope go to a very few people at the top.  The rest of us get to smell the rotting corpses.


Well, that turned.
2014-05-17 06:35:39 PM  
1 votes:
How dare they buy things we sell to them!
2014-05-17 06:25:11 PM  
1 votes:

Mugato: Like a Chinaman can hold his booze. Who do they think they are, the Japanese?


Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.
2014-05-17 06:13:54 PM  
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: I wouldn't trust their bourbon made with their water.


The Chinese can't make bourbon. In order to be labeled as a bourbon, it must be made in the US.
2014-05-17 06:11:31 PM  
1 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: Japan 1980s. Buying everything not nailed down.
Japan 1990s. Throwing themselves under trains.
China 2000-teens. Buying everything not locked up.
China 2000-20s. (wanna bet?)

Moral is : Don't Fark with the US Treasury or Federal Reserve. They sell rope. For hangings ..




The Chinese are building speculative cities all on credit. This is a bubble that is going to burst soon.
2014-05-17 05:47:27 PM  
1 votes:
I have a plan to make bourbon from melamine and lead.
2014-05-17 05:43:40 PM  
1 votes:
Not the shiat I drink. One of the many benefits of drinking mid-shelf bourbon.

/ doesn't have the taste buds to taste much difference between the good stuff and mine
// still mother's milk
2014-05-17 05:41:49 PM  
1 votes:
Then, let's mark the price the hell up! But only on the export market. We can do it as an export tariff. Maybe, we can make back all of that money we owe china.
2014-05-17 05:39:23 PM  
1 votes:
There are lots of good reasonably priced bourbons out there fortunately,
2014-05-17 05:25:01 PM  
1 votes:
I just went to China. The family we went to see, besides requesting good wine, wanted a few bottles of good bourbon.  They're paying 2-3 times what we're paying for it here.
2014-05-17 03:25:25 PM  
1 votes:
This is why we can't have nice things.

Let's start cutting back here by not allowing sales to those who taint decent bourbon with mixer. Ice or a splash of water or soda is all that is acceptable.

/water
 
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