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(NYPost)   Brooklyn building being rebuilt into haven for swingers. With helpful pic of what that almost certainly will NOT look like. (probably safe for work. probably)   (nypost.com) divider line 68
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2014-05-17 03:24:58 PM  
It's called the Hacienda Villa ... This is short for

Hacienda
Inner
Villa
+
 
2014-05-17 03:25:54 PM  
Porn Crusaders=heads
Polyandry=tails

*flips coin*
 
2014-05-17 03:27:39 PM  
Is there a minimum required length for dude ponytails?
 
2014-05-17 03:27:39 PM  
Freedom of association.
 
2014-05-17 03:28:22 PM  
"Imagine the show 'Friends,'" she said. "Imagine that vibe but sexy. It was just like that and we were really good friends, but we were all just really attracted to each other."


Sounds like the friendship sank
 
2014-05-17 03:30:21 PM  

JK47: "Imagine the show 'Friends,'" she said. "Imagine that vibe but sexy. It was just like that and we were really good friends, but we were all just really attracted to each other."


Sounds like the friendship sank


Like they said in TFA: jealousy is normal.
 
2014-05-17 03:31:27 PM  
A single room $750 to $1,500?  I am assuming that that is per month?  I suppose that that would be considered a steal in New York City?
 
2014-05-17 03:31:47 PM  
I know some swingers. They are all, male and female, people that you definitely would NOT want to have sex with. They fall into one of two categories. Toothless and meth-skinny or, "hand me the harpoon..."
 
2014-05-17 03:33:17 PM  
*knock knock*

Hello, Ken on third floor.  I'm completely out of sugar and wondered if I could borrow a coupla orafices?
 
2014-05-17 03:35:40 PM  
Brooklyn hipster fetishists. Sounds delightful. Do you hang your fedora on the door knob?
/I was into orgies before it was cool
 
2014-05-17 03:36:45 PM  

a_room_with_a_moose: I know some swingers. They are all, male and female, people that you definitely would NOT want to have sex with. They fall into one of two categories. Toothless and meth-skinny or, "hand me the harpoon..."


People who can't get quality attempt to make up for it with quantity...more at 11.
 
2014-05-17 03:38:26 PM  

a_room_with_a_moose: I know some swingers. They are all, male and female, people that you definitely would NOT want to have sex with. They fall into one of two categories. Toothless and meth-skinny or, "hand me the harpoon..."


I disagree with your assessment.  I have known some extremely fit and attractive swingers.  But, they are definitely in the minority and they definitely do not mix with the commoners.
 
2014-05-17 03:39:03 PM  

brap: *knock knock*

Hello, Ken on third floor.  I'm completely out of sugar and wondered if I could borrow a coupla orafices?


Sorry, we do cross-fit; but what do you know about fixing the cable?
 
2014-05-17 03:40:14 PM  
This is a poly-friendly community, not swingers.
 
2014-05-17 03:41:14 PM  
The condo association is convened this evening to address the identity of the resident who has been abusing their astroglide privileges in the communal sex dungeon. Remember, the fees you pay only entitle you to reasonable use of the lube dispenser. I mean, we all think it's cool what you manage to do with that traffic cone, but please bring some supplemental sex goo from home if you're planning on that or similar feats on a given evening.
 
2014-05-17 03:41:40 PM  
I'm going to a swinger party tonight in Cincinnati. Always a fun time with some pretty nice people.
 
2014-05-17 03:41:51 PM  
I thought swingers were 40+ and were bored of living in the suburbs.
 
2014-05-17 03:44:54 PM  
Does the Fair Housing Act allow them to ban the lumpy/diseased/pocked/small/blobby/ugly/deformed/unclean/aged/limp/den tally-challenged/creepy?
 
2014-05-17 03:45:36 PM  

a_room_with_a_moose: I know some swingers. They are all, male and female, people that you definitely would NOT want to have sex with. They fall into one of two categories. Toothless and meth-skinny or, "hand me the harpoon..."


Maybe it's just me, but "hand me the harpoon" produced a period of uncontrollable laughter. Thank you for that
 
2014-05-17 03:46:27 PM  
What needs does such a "community" have that requires gutting the building?  And while redoing it, adding apartments back without private bathrooms?
 
2014-05-17 03:50:02 PM  

Bazzlex001: a_room_with_a_moose: I know some swingers. They are all, male and female, people that you definitely would NOT want to have sex with. They fall into one of two categories. Toothless and meth-skinny or, "hand me the harpoon..."

Maybe it's just me, but "hand me the harpoon" produced a period of uncontrollable laughter. Thank you for that


Just you.
 
2014-05-17 03:50:44 PM  
Wonder if they enforce a particular gender ratio?
 
2014-05-17 03:53:19 PM  
apt46.net
 
2014-05-17 03:54:12 PM  
"Feingold has already secured six tenants for the building, and they moved in this week. "

all dudes
 
2014-05-17 03:54:53 PM  

simusid: all dudes


Welcome to the beautiful sausage arms.
 
2014-05-17 03:55:44 PM  

Mock26: a_room_with_a_moose: I know some swingers. They are all, male and female, people that you definitely would NOT want to have sex with. They fall into one of two categories. Toothless and meth-skinny or, "hand me the harpoon..."

I disagree with your assessment.  I have known some extremely fit and attractive swingers.  But, they are definitely in the minority and they definitely do not mix with the commoners.


This. I am good friends with a few of the open relationship types and they are actually attractive. Physically, I have to say. Mentally... A few headcases.
 
2014-05-17 03:56:02 PM  
Swingers? as in, from Chandelier? May I spank them with my drilled paddle and call them ho-ho's?

/total bunch of bullsh*t.
 
2014-05-17 03:56:39 PM  

Actual Farking: Is there a minimum required length for dude ponytails?


There's some measurement proportionate with the bald spot but I forget the particulars.
 
2014-05-17 03:58:40 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: [apt46.net image 318x253]


That seems racist, like Romans and Greeks can't get together.
 
2014-05-17 04:04:07 PM  

a_room_with_a_moose: I know some swingers. They are all, male and female, people that you definitely would NOT want to have sex with. They fall into one of two categories. Toothless and meth-skinny or, "hand me the harpoon..."


Little Charlotte, on the other hand, is as pretty as the angels when they sing.
 
2014-05-17 04:04:55 PM  

Hermione_Granger: I'm going to a swinger party tonight in Cincinnati. Always a fun time with some pretty nice people.


Is the one in Dayton with the indoor swimming pool still operating?
 
2014-05-17 04:06:37 PM  

a_room_with_a_moose: I know some swingers. They are all, male and female, people that you definitely would NOT want to have sex with. They fall into one of two categories. Toothless and meth-skinny or, "hand me the harpoon..."


I was invited to a swinger get together once. Have to say that was the first time my penis ever shrugged.
 
2014-05-17 04:07:46 PM  
Swinger doesn't equal poly.    Misleading headline is misleading
 
2014-05-17 04:17:46 PM  
Part of my mind read Brooklyn Bridge, which is probably in the lease agreement.
 
2014-05-17 04:20:29 PM  

ongbok: a_room_with_a_moose: I know some swingers. They are all, male and female, people that you definitely would NOT want to have sex with. They fall into one of two categories. Toothless and meth-skinny or, "hand me the harpoon..."

I was invited to a swinger get together once. Have to say that was the first time my penis ever shrugged.


You're uncircumcised?
 
2014-05-17 04:22:39 PM  

Mock26: A single room $750 to $1,500?  I am assuming that that is per month?  I suppose that that would be considered a steal in New York City?


You could do cheaper in bushwick, $1500 for a room is a bit pricey here.
 
2014-05-17 04:37:55 PM  
Looking at the banner picture on the group's facebook page, I'm not so sure it would be quite like I originally fantasized.
 
2014-05-17 04:39:43 PM  
Hummmm...  Looks like fark doesn't like facebook links.  Here's the banner.

scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2014-05-17 04:43:13 PM  

margarito bandito: What needs does such a "community" have that requires gutting the building?  And while redoing it, adding apartments back without private bathrooms?


Installing the swings. Duh.

toponday.com

jokideo.com

media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2014-05-17 04:45:11 PM  

Joe Peanut: Here's the banner.


Pretty much as the headline predicted.
 
2014-05-17 04:48:11 PM  

Actual Farking: Is there a minimum required length for dude ponytails?


What? Oh sorry. Thought you said....well, never mind.
 
2014-05-17 04:52:39 PM  

Actual Farking: The condo CONDOM association is convened this evening to address the identity of the resident who has been abusing their astroglide privileges in the communal sex dungeon.


///Fixed it for ya
 
2014-05-17 04:55:32 PM  
TIN ROOF.

RUSTED!
 
2014-05-17 04:56:57 PM  

Actual Farking: The condo association is convened this evening to address the identity of the resident who has been abusing their astroglide privileges in the communal sex dungeon. Remember, the fees you pay only entitle you to reasonable use of the lube dispenser. I mean, we all think it's cool what you manage to do with that traffic cone, but please bring some supplemental sex goo from home if you're planning on that or similar feats on a given evening.


Not bad!

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-17 05:05:43 PM  
Man, it would such to be the super at that place. So many mysterious stains and drain cogs.
 
2014-05-17 05:17:27 PM  
Yeah, my girlfriend would be all about those fat slobs pawing all over her.  haa!
 
2014-05-17 05:23:29 PM  
The house, which is just blocks away from the Myrtle Avenue stop on the J, M or Z lines, has gone through a top-to-bottom makeover in preparation for its new community.

<stewiegriffinvoice>
Hitting the old switch, eh?
</stewiegriffinvoice>
 
2014-05-17 05:26:21 PM  

a_room_with_a_moose: I know some swingers. They are all, male and female, people that you definitely would NOT want to have sex with. They fall into one of two categories. Toothless and meth-skinny or, "hand me the harpoon..."


What you are referring to is the subset of swingers who are comfortable with YOU knowing that they are swingers. It's like Billy Bob saying that everyone he knows that likes beer is an uneducated loser with a big gut.
 
2014-05-17 06:03:31 PM  
HAY GUISE, Has anyone pointed out that swingers are not the same as polydactyls or whatever they're calling themselves?
 
2014-05-17 06:14:40 PM  
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+ and unequal amount of ..

www.reschbakery.com

No thanks
 
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