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(UPI)   Today's Fark ready headline: Alligator helps catch suspected car thief in Florida   (upi.com) divider line 17
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2144 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 May 2014 at 3:04 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-17 03:07:05 PM  
I'm not shocked. I've seen plenty of cars lose control after hitting a gator.
 
2014-05-17 03:09:18 PM  
I'll guess on the sentences 1 to 2 years for grand theft auto. Twenty years for running over a gator. :P
 
2014-05-17 03:15:08 PM  
Tara the Cat has nothing on this alligator?
 
2014-05-17 03:23:18 PM  
media.fastcar.co.uk

It's nice to see a gator on the right side of the law this time.
 
2014-05-17 03:27:06 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-17 03:38:57 PM  

The day's been a doozy for Lyle:
To add to Kim cramping his style,
He just stopped a thief
Who gave Florida grief
The thing is: Lyle is a reptile!

 
2014-05-17 03:52:15 PM  
CHOMP!
 
2014-05-17 03:53:42 PM  
Sounds like something from Miami Vice. Were the police decked out in white blazers and cool cars?
 
2014-05-17 04:04:19 PM  
"Alleged"?
 
2014-05-17 04:17:23 PM  
i just feel bad for the alligator....
 
2014-05-17 04:34:30 PM  
Captain Jack!
 
2014-05-17 05:30:28 PM  
So they use gators for spike strips down there? Geez Florida.
 
2014-05-17 05:48:19 PM  

MechaPyx: So they use gators for spike strips down there? Geez Florida.


Why not? Wouldn't you use dinosaurs for law enforcement? It's not our fault they've got so little ground clearance...
 
2014-05-17 07:16:03 PM  
This sounds like it would have made a great basic outline for an EC horror comic.  He would have had to murder some people first.  Then one of the undead would surprise him from the back seat, causing him to swerve into the swamp, and then hold him for the alligators.
 
2014-05-17 08:45:50 PM  
Can't wait to shoot some 'Gators.

/Choot 'em, dammit!
 
2014-05-17 09:04:59 PM  

Gyrfalcon: ginkor: This sounds like it would have made a great basic outline for an EC horror comic.  He would have had to murder some people first.  Then one of the undead would surprise him from the back seat, causing him to swerve into the swamp, and then hold him for the alligators.

I'm pretty sure that WAS an EC comic...


Wonder where that Louisiana sheriff went to?
You can shore get lost in tha Louisiana bayou
 
2014-05-17 10:27:27 PM  
There's an investi-gator joke in here somewhere...

/got nuthin'
 
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