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(Bellator)   Saturday Night MMA: Bellator 120, with "Rampage" Jackson vs "King Mo" Lawal, and Michael Chandler vs Will "Not Eddie Alvarez" Brooks. Early prelims stream at 6:30 PM ET, prelims on Spike TV at 8 PM ET, main card on PPV at 10 PM ET   (bellator.com ) divider line
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2014-05-17 10:38:12 AM  
Pretty good card for Bellator.  Is it PPV-worthy?  Probably not, with Alvarez out.  Should still be fun.  Besides the main and co-main, it includes the possibility to watch Tito Ortiz get beat by a much smaller Alexander Shlemenko, Marcin Held (at -1400 odds) heelhooking Nate Jolly (at +900 odds), and Cheick Kongo vs Eric "Who?" Smith.

Bellator.com early prelims link:   http://bellator.com/articles/prelimstream
Spike.com early prelims link:  http://www.spike.com/shows/bellator-mma/live

www.tapology.com
 
2014-05-17 10:49:00 AM  
I'll probably miss the prelims since I have to attend my nephew's wedding, but should be back in time for the main card.
 
2014-05-17 10:59:10 AM  
www.tapology.com

1) Everybody post your Tapology predictions (let's see fWc steal THIS)
2) Some of these fights are criminally mismatched
3) Is this guy already in Bellator ? I thought he was good
4) RING GIRLS
5) I hope Bellator steps up their production values for PPV
6) When I said I wanted to see old style MMA Tito and Rampage are NOT what I meant
7) Old MMA vs new MMA snobbery
8) I could totally beat both these guys
9) BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
10) ARMS FOR THE ARMOIRE
11) My predictions all suck
12) My predictions are dead on
13) LAY AND PRAY
14) RING GIRLS
15) Does anyone have a link to the post fight presser
16) I can't believe ____ got fired demoted to Bellator but the UFC is keeping _____
17) NUTSHOT
18) Slow mo replay of nutshot from 4 different camera angles
19) The WWE wannabe shtick is getting old
20) Our only hope for excitement tonight is hoping a t shirt cannon malfunctions and kills a ring girl
21) I was wrong Bellator should have more PPVs
22) HOLY SHIAT!
23) SOMEONE MAKE A .gif OF THAT
24) If you suck even for Bellator where do you go next ?
25) What the fark kind of walkout music is THAT ?
26) The prelim fights were all better than the main card
27) The presser was more exciting than the main card
28) That fight in the stands was more exiting than the main card
29) Dana drops the F-bomb. Drink. (fFc is not responsible for acute cirrhosis)
30) SPINNING BACKFIST
31) SPINNING BACKFAIL
32) What the fark fight are the judges watching ?
33) Cecil Peoples is the devil
34) That fight was stopped too soon
35) That fight should have been stopped sooner
36) EYE SCREAM
37) Hork inducing replays of torture pr0n-esque attempted eye removal
38) Boob kick
 
2014-05-17 12:59:50 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2014-05-17 02:18:05 PM  
Expecting a lot of finishes tonight. Really long night last night after the local show, doubt I'll be around. Here's to a night of exciting fights.

www.tapology.com
 
2014-05-17 06:03:37 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2014-05-17 06:14:56 PM  
On second thought, I may have picked too many knockouts
 
2014-05-17 06:37:33 PM  
So on Wednesday I caught a Direct TV PPV commercial and they were still advertising Bellator 120 as "the trilogy" a couple hours later they had a new updated commercial on. But still it would piss me off if I saw the first commercial and didn't know any better and bought the PPV for the trilogy fight.

Now they are calling the Rampage / Mo pair the biggest rivalry in MMA...
 
2014-05-17 06:42:02 PM  
I just heard King Mo isn't even a real king.  I bet real royalty like Queen Latifah are pissed off.
 
2014-05-17 06:49:43 PM  
Prelims are on
 
2014-05-17 06:59:18 PM  
Wow!  Nice comeback
 
2014-05-17 07:00:03 PM  
Boom.
 
2014-05-17 07:02:52 PM  

violentsalvation: Now they are calling the Rampage / Mo pair the biggest rivalry grudge match in MMA...

 
2014-05-17 07:08:10 PM  
These big chubbs are gonna gas.
 
2014-05-17 07:09:29 PM  
Nice tko for Wessel
 
2014-05-17 07:13:51 PM  

Klippoklondike: Nice tko for Wessel


Nice pick.
 
2014-05-17 07:20:17 PM  
I'm watching the fights.  Hate that they decided not to air two prelims.

On that topic: I hate that the UFC requires Fight Pass and cable to see an entire card.  If I buy a PPV I should be able to leave it on the PPV channel the entire time and see every single fight that goes on that night, regardless of whether or not they're shown elsewhere.

I'm rooting for Rampage, and actually for Tito...but think the Ruskie will mash up Ceramic Tummy Badboy.
 
2014-05-17 07:28:49 PM  
bjorn rebney is a scumbag and a dog murderer and i will not give him money to watch the ghost of tito ortiz's spinal column or a fat, gassy rampage in this year of our lord two thousand and fourteen
 
2014-05-17 07:37:33 PM  
Fark!
 
2014-05-17 08:00:13 PM  

Bonanza Jellybean: bjorn rebney is a scumbag and a dog murderer and i will not give him money to watch the ghost of tito ortiz's spinal column or a fat, gassy rampage in this year of our lord two thousand and fourteen


I am sure bellator will go under because you did not buy the PPV
 
2014-05-17 08:02:10 PM  
Wheelock looks nothing like how I pictured him.  Holy shiat.
 
2014-05-17 08:11:31 PM  

Testiclaw: Wheelock looks nothing like how I pictured him.  Holy shiat.


Him and Jimmy are a great broadcast team though.  I like them more than Rogan and Goldie
 
2014-05-17 08:12:28 PM  
Slimy little farker does that same extended-open-hand garbage that Jon Jones does.

They can all go and die.
 
2014-05-17 08:16:19 PM  
I'm sorry I shaved the latest Family Circus comic into my backhair
 
2014-05-17 08:17:25 PM  

Klippoklondike: I'm sorry I shaved the latest Family Circus comic into my backhair


wrong thread
 
2014-05-17 08:42:31 PM  
Shabalat Shabalaev has the greatest name ever
 
2014-05-17 08:45:32 PM  
Damn, nice sub
 
2014-05-17 08:53:10 PM  
Everybody is talking about a work for the Tito/Ruskie fight.
 
2014-05-17 08:57:39 PM  

Testiclaw: Everybody is talking about a work for the Tito/Ruskie fight.


Well, it would be pretty damn surprising to see Tito win, even against a smaller guy

I don't know if Bellator would do something like that though.  I sure hope they wouldn't
 
2014-05-17 08:59:06 PM  

Klippoklondike: Testiclaw: Everybody is talking about a work for the Tito/Ruskie fight.

Well, it would be pretty damn surprising to see Tito win, even against a smaller guy

I don't know if Bellator would do something like that though.  I sure hope they wouldn't


What bothers me is how "WWF" a lot of their recent antics have seemed.  It's like PG-promo's and manufactured rivalries.

I dunno, just rubs me the wrong way.  Feels off.
 
2014-05-17 09:00:53 PM  

Testiclaw: Klippoklondike: Testiclaw: Everybody is talking about a work for the Tito/Ruskie fight.

Well, it would be pretty damn surprising to see Tito win, even against a smaller guy

I don't know if Bellator would do something like that though.  I sure hope they wouldn't

What bothers me is how "WWF" a lot of their recent antics have seemed.  It's like PG-promo's and manufactured rivalries.

I dunno, just rubs me the wrong way.  Feels off.


It does have that WWE feel, but I think 99% of that comes from Tito, Rampage and King Mo.
 
2014-05-17 09:04:19 PM  

Klippoklondike: Testiclaw: Klippoklondike: Testiclaw: Everybody is talking about a work for the Tito/Ruskie fight.

Well, it would be pretty damn surprising to see Tito win, even against a smaller guy

I don't know if Bellator would do something like that though.  I sure hope they wouldn't

What bothers me is how "WWF" a lot of their recent antics have seemed.  It's like PG-promo's and manufactured rivalries.

I dunno, just rubs me the wrong way.  Feels off.

It does have that WWE feel, but I think 99% of that comes from Tito, Rampage and King Mo.


Then I will clutch that 1% like my Intercontinental Tag-Team Championship belt.
 
2014-05-17 09:06:34 PM  
Testiclaw:
What bothers me is how "WWF" a lot of their recent antics have seemed.  It's like PG-promo's and manufactured rivalries.
I dunno, just rubs me the wrong way.  Feels off.


As we get an intro that is literally, "Somebody call my grandma, I'm about to hurt somebody."
 
2014-05-17 09:08:03 PM  
Testiclaw and Kim Winslow vs. Klippoklondike and Mario Yamasake in a tables and ladders match.

Guest referee: Don Frye
 
2014-05-17 09:08:56 PM  

runaway06: Bonanza Jellybean: bjorn rebney is a scumbag and a dog murderer and i will not give him money to watch the ghost of tito ortiz's spinal column or a fat, gassy rampage in this year of our lord two thousand and fourteen

I am sure bellator will go under because you did not buy the PPV


very few people are buying this. expect fedor/lindland numbers
 
2014-05-17 09:13:32 PM  
Woooo! Nice sub, fun fight
 
2014-05-17 09:13:42 PM  
Nice to see good sportsmanship.
 
2014-05-17 09:21:51 PM  

Klippoklondike: Testiclaw and Kim Winslow vs. Klippoklondike and Mario Yamasake in a tables and ladders match.

Guest referee: Don Frye


Kimmie and I would be no-shows.

I'd be face-down in her spread-ass like hotdog bun wrapped around a baseball.
 
2014-05-17 09:23:22 PM  

Testiclaw: Klippoklondike: Testiclaw and Kim Winslow vs. Klippoklondike and Mario Yamasake in a tables and ladders match.

Guest referee: Don Frye

Kimmie and I would be no-shows.

I'd be face-down in her spread-ass like hotdog bun wrapped around a baseball.


i1349.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-17 09:30:16 PM  

Klippoklondike: Testiclaw: Klippoklondike: Testiclaw and Kim Winslow vs. Klippoklondike and Mario Yamasake in a tables and ladders match.

Guest referee: Don Frye

Kimmie and I would be no-shows.

I'd be face-down in her spread-ass like hotdog bun wrapped around a baseball.

[i1349.photobucket.com image 235x216]


That made my Wife giggle like a schoolgirl.

/kudos, sir.
 
2014-05-17 09:32:01 PM  
Mo is a whiny, whiny man.

Jimmies all sorts of rustled.
 
2014-05-17 09:37:57 PM  

Klippoklondike: Testiclaw: Klippoklondike: Testiclaw and Kim Winslow vs. Klippoklondike and Mario Yamasake in a tables and ladders match.

Guest referee: Don Frye

Kimmie and I would be no-shows.

I'd be face-down in her spread-ass like hotdog bun wrapped around a baseball.

[i1349.photobucket.com image 235x216]


That's a comment worth shaving family circus into your back hair for.
 
2014-05-17 09:51:49 PM  

dr_blasto: Klippoklondike: Testiclaw: Klippoklondike: Testiclaw and Kim Winslow vs. Klippoklondike and Mario Yamasake in a tables and ladders match.

Guest referee: Don Frye

Kimmie and I would be no-shows.

I'd be face-down in her spread-ass like hotdog bun wrapped around a baseball.

[i1349.photobucket.com image 235x216]

That's a comment worth shaving family circus into your back hair for.


...
 
2014-05-17 10:04:12 PM  
Just got back.  How has it been so far?
 
2014-05-17 10:08:23 PM  
Looks like I did OK on the prelims.  Hope that doesn't mean lots of upsets on the main card.
www.tapology.com
 
2014-05-17 10:12:18 PM  
I can't believe I bought this. I must be really desperate.
 
2014-05-17 10:16:58 PM  
WTF is the clown doing here? I hope he eats a nasty shot.
 
2014-05-17 10:17:17 PM  
I hate this clowning crap.
 
2014-05-17 10:18:56 PM  
Nice flying knee and spinning backfist
 
2014-05-17 10:19:46 PM  
KABOOM.

Could have lived without the goofing around
 
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