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(BBC)   World's biggest dinosaur discovered "will be named describing its magnificence." Chucknorrisaurus has a nice ring to it   ( ) divider line 21
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2014-05-17 12:10:45 PM  
6 votes:
2014-05-17 12:09:23 PM  
5 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: The Chucknorrisaurus is a douchebag that doesn't believe it existed because the world is only 6000 years old.

Chucknorrisaurus punched evolution so hard he squashed it into 6000 years.

/because you can do that
2014-05-17 12:03:55 PM  
5 votes:
The Chucknorrisaurus is a douchebag that doesn't believe it existed because the world is only 6000 years old.
2014-05-17 12:26:39 PM  
4 votes:
2014-05-17 12:10:46 PM  
3 votes:

/Got nothin'
2014-05-17 12:07:09 PM  
3 votes:

"I wish I could quit you!"

2014-05-17 12:55:21 PM  
2 votes:

baronbloodbath: God sent a meteor to destroy Chuck Norris.  Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the meteor that was going half a million miles an hour; the resulting catastrophe resulted in the extinction of the dinosaurs.

/Don't f___ with Chuck.

2014-05-17 12:43:15 PM  
2 votes:

SpdrJay: Mycawkasaur ?

I bet they make an ointment for that.
2014-05-17 12:26:24 PM  
2 votes:

sandbar67: These are fake. The earth is 6000 years old.

They were put there by a prankster God

That wasn't God silly...
2014-05-17 12:22:07 PM  
2 votes:
Chuck Norris ain't no hero. He just played one on TV.  In real life he spends his time working in the council he started with his wife.  The one trying to force the government to teach the christian bible in the public education system.  Turns out Chuckie is something of a fundie nut.

He's got an online blog.  Read it sometime.
2014-05-18 02:24:27 AM  
1 vote:

ukexpat: This thing was 130ft long and 65ft tall, think about that for a second... that's farking immense.
2014-05-17 03:46:45 PM  
1 vote:

/To Billbraskysaurus!
2014-05-17 03:07:50 PM  
1 vote:

shanteyman: Needs to be said again, Chuck Norris evolved isnto a giant douchebag

2014-05-17 02:40:22 PM  
1 vote:

gibbon1: tylerdurden217: Was that headline pulled from a decade ago when Chuck Norris is tough jokes were funny?

Chuck Norris jokes were never funny.

Maybe one day you'll realize why the world doesn't consult with you before deciding whether or not something is funny.
2014-05-17 02:33:27 PM  
1 vote:
Clearly a plant to promote the Godzilla movie, or new mall
2014-05-17 01:25:01 PM  
1 vote:
2014-05-17 12:46:50 PM  
1 vote:

italie: Broniesaurus?

Nah. This thing had the ability to procreate.
2014-05-17 12:46:32 PM  
1 vote:

traylor: Funny how the article fails to mention that THEY HAVE ALSO FOUND THE REMAINS OF A FARKIN HUMAN NEXT TO THE DINO BONES.

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So Jack Chick was right all along.....
2014-05-17 12:32:12 PM  
1 vote:
Could have named it the JackBauersaurus, but there wasn't enough time.
2014-05-17 12:18:20 PM  
1 vote:
2014-05-17 12:10:21 PM  
1 vote:
Does this mean Jesus was actually taller than we were led to believe?
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