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(BBC)   World's biggest dinosaur discovered "will be named describing its magnificence." Chucknorrisaurus has a nice ring to it   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 80
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2014-05-17 01:30:26 PM
Palinasaurus?
 
2014-05-17 01:30:49 PM

Cpl.D: Chuck Norris ain't no hero. He just played one on TV.  In real life he spends his time working in the council he started with his wife.  The one trying to force the government to teach the christian bible in the public education system.  Turns out Chuckie is something of a fundie nut.

He's got an online blog.  Read it sometime.


There ain't no fundie like a born again fundie. I used to see Chuckie in full action at his favorite girlie-bar in Makati, Philippines during the mid-80's, while he was shooting movies there. A place called the Daily News. He and I collided on the stairs once as I was leaving and he was arriving. He apologized to me :)

/Good times
//Real CSB
 
2014-05-17 01:46:48 PM
This thing was 130ft long and 65ft tall, think about that for a second... that's farking immense.
 
2014-05-17 01:48:23 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Why not "Brontosaurus"?


you mean Bronsonsaurus?

marshallmatlock.com
 
2014-05-17 01:52:13 PM

tylerdurden217: Was that headline pulled from a decade ago when Chuck Norris is tough jokes were funny?


Chuck Norris jokes were never funny.
 
2014-05-17 01:55:35 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-17 02:14:16 PM
I like the Chuck jokes about what a weenie he is, like how he won't take his shirt off around the other kids.
 
2014-05-17 02:33:27 PM
Clearly a plant to promote the Godzilla movie, or new mall
 
2014-05-17 02:40:22 PM

gibbon1: tylerdurden217: Was that headline pulled from a decade ago when Chuck Norris is tough jokes were funny?

Chuck Norris jokes were never funny.


Maybe one day you'll realize why the world doesn't consult with you before deciding whether or not something is funny.
 
2014-05-17 03:04:42 PM
Needs to be said again, Chuck Norris is a giant douchebag
 
2014-05-17 03:07:50 PM

shanteyman: Needs to be said again, Chuck Norris evolved isnto a giant douchebag

 
2014-05-17 03:08:40 PM
How about Mr. T rex.
 
2014-05-17 03:46:45 PM
Billbraskysaurus

/To Billbraskysaurus!
 
2014-05-17 04:17:44 PM
It looks like Noah is going to have to add another deck to the Ark.

How about "Ginormosaurus bigusdickus"
 
2014-05-17 04:24:59 PM
Simple. Call it a kaijusaurus.

/GOJIRA!!
 
2014-05-17 05:09:50 PM

Oldiron_79: How about Mr. T rex.


Link poisoning
 
2014-05-17 05:26:05 PM
A MILLION YEARS OF DARKNESS
 
2014-05-17 05:39:45 PM
Verkaikus Reina?
 
2014-05-17 07:00:08 PM
Turasantana Megamastia?
 
2014-05-17 07:07:11 PM

LewDux: shanteyman: Needs to be said again, Chuck Norris evolved isnto a giant douchebag


Shouldn't that be "devolved"?
 
2014-05-17 07:21:51 PM

ZoeNekros: Maybe one day you'll realize why the world doesn't consult with you before deciding whether or not something is funny.


People laugh at kittens being stomped on too.
 
2014-05-17 07:28:22 PM

gibbon1: ZoeNekros: Maybe one day you'll realize why the world doesn't consult with you before deciding whether or not something is funny.

People laugh at kittens being stomped on too.


Depends on the kitten.
 
2014-05-17 08:44:17 PM
The news said "titanosaur". It made me wonder if they died due to unfortunate incidents involving ice.
 
2014-05-17 09:28:56 PM
BigMcLargeHugeasaurus?
 
2014-05-18 12:10:11 AM
intellectualfroglegs.com
 
2014-05-18 01:00:48 AM
Bigdogdaddy: [intellectualfroglegs.com image 337x506]

John Wayne isn't dead, he's frozen. And when they find a cure for cancer they're gonna thaw him out and he's gonna be pissed, I'm talking cold shower times 15,000
 
2014-05-18 01:05:02 AM

udhq: SpdrJay: Mycawkasaur ?

I bet they make an ointment for that.


They do and his constant use is what led to his condition.  :)
 
2014-05-18 02:24:27 AM

ukexpat: This thing was 130ft long and 65ft tall, think about that for a second... that's farking immense.


i172.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-18 05:04:27 AM

Forbidden Doughnut: LewDux: shanteyman: Needs to be said again, Chuck Norris evolved isnto a giant douchebag

Shouldn't that be "devolved"?


No, it was micro-evolution
 
2014-05-18 11:21:13 AM

CigaretteSmokingMan: ukexpat: This thing was 130ft long and 65ft tall, think about that for a second... that's farking immense.

[i172.photobucket.com image 480x456]


Why yes, yes I am...
 
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