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(BBC)   World's biggest dinosaur discovered "will be named describing its magnificence." Chucknorrisaurus has a nice ring to it   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 80
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2014-05-17 12:03:55 PM  
The Chucknorrisaurus is a douchebag that doesn't believe it existed because the world is only 6000 years old.
 
2014-05-17 12:06:14 PM  
Rosiesaurus
 
2014-05-17 12:07:09 PM  

"I wish I could quit you!"


news.bbcimg.co.uk

 
2014-05-17 12:07:46 PM  
Robfordasaur
 
2014-05-17 12:08:55 PM  
I fear the day we find the shiat that's inevitably buried under the sea
/not that it'll be my lifetime
 
2014-05-17 12:09:23 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: The Chucknorrisaurus is a douchebag that doesn't believe it existed because the world is only 6000 years old.


Chucknorrisaurus punched evolution so hard he squashed it into 6000 years.

/because you can do that
 
2014-05-17 12:10:21 PM  
Does this mean Jesus was actually taller than we were led to believe?
 
2014-05-17 12:10:35 PM  
These are fake. The earth is 6000 years old.

They were put there by a prankster God
 
2014-05-17 12:10:39 PM  

zarker: I fear the day we find the shiat that's inevitably buried under the sea
/not that it'll be my lifetime


The sea floor is actually very young because of how the crust forms. The really old stuff is high up on continents in sedimentary rocks that are protected from subduction
 
2014-05-17 12:10:45 PM  
Yourmomsasstadon
 
2014-05-17 12:10:46 PM  
Yourmamasaurus?

/Got nothin'
 
2014-05-17 12:11:58 PM  

Trocadero: Yourmomsasstadon


Beat me by one farking second.

/Frak!
 
2014-05-17 12:13:11 PM  

Cosmic_Music: FirstNationalBastard: The Chucknorrisaurus is a douchebag that doesn't believe it existed because the world is only 6000 years old.

Chucknorrisaurus punched evolution so hard he squashed it into 6000 years.

/because you can do that


Chucknorrisaurus didn't become extinct because of an asteroid, he hurled the whole universe into an alternate dimension where they simply ceased to exist at that point in time.
 
2014-05-17 12:13:16 PM  
Mycawkasaur ?
 
2014-05-17 12:13:50 PM  
Chuck Norris is an idiot. Nothing should be named after him.
 
2014-05-17 12:18:18 PM  
Materfarkus giganticus
 
2014-05-17 12:18:20 PM  
oi58.tinypic.com
 
2014-05-17 12:19:39 PM  
Never happen. Scientist have no sense of humor in naming things. If they did we would have Kissmyassaurus.
 
2014-05-17 12:21:14 PM  

Warmnight: Rosiesaurus


^^^ came hear to say this.

skinink: "I wish I could quit you!"
[news.bbcimg.co.uk image 850x435]


Why is Dr. House sleeping with a bone?


/where's Wilson?
 
2014-05-17 12:22:07 PM  
Chuck Norris ain't no hero. He just played one on TV.  In real life he spends his time working in the council he started with his wife.  The one trying to force the government to teach the christian bible in the public education system.  Turns out Chuckie is something of a fundie nut.

He's got an online blog.  Read it sometime.
 
2014-05-17 12:26:24 PM  

sandbar67: These are fake. The earth is 6000 years old.

They were put there by a prankster God


That wasn't God silly...

controversy.wearscience.com
 
2014-05-17 12:26:39 PM  
kttv.images.worldnow.com
 
2014-05-17 12:28:59 PM  

Cosmic_Music: FirstNationalBastard: The Chucknorrisaurus is a douchebag that doesn't believe it existed because the world is only 6000 years old.

Chucknorrisaurus punched evolution so hard he squashed it into 6000 years.

/because you can do that


LMAO, we have a winner!
 
2014-05-17 12:29:16 PM  
I just heard some woman yell at her kid in the store "NO BITING!"

I think that'll suffice for the dino's name.
 
2014-05-17 12:29:52 PM  
Was that headline pulled from a decade ago when Chuck Norris is tough jokes were funny?
 
2014-05-17 12:30:15 PM  
Dude, dinosaurs were real. You can't name one after an imaginary creature.
 
2014-05-17 12:31:55 PM  

Great_Milenko:


From what I understand, he is simultaneously the kindest and most badass person you could ever meet in Hollywood.
 
2014-05-17 12:32:12 PM  
Could have named it the JackBauersaurus, but there wasn't enough time.
 
2014-05-17 12:33:23 PM  

Cpl.D: Chuck Norris ain't no hero. He just played one on TV.  In real life he spends his time working in the council he started with his wife.  The one trying to force the government to teach the christian bible in the public education system.  Turns out Chuckie is something of a fundie nut.

He's got an online blog.  Read it sometime.


Colonel D? More like Captain Obvious
 
2014-05-17 12:36:52 PM  
It ain't got nothin on the Pinocchio Rex:

(no really, there's actually a dinosaur named the Pinocchio Rex)

http://www.scmp.com/lifestyle/technology/article/1509212/no-kidding- t- rexs-chinese-cousin-pinocchio-rex-packed-big-bite
 
2014-05-17 12:38:07 PM  
news.bbcimg.co.uk
Ok so this is "another Bronto-looking thing"

You have to teach this to my 8 year old mind because I don't know anything about dinosaurs anymore. "You can make bronto burgers out of this" is all I got out of the Flintstones.
 
2014-05-17 12:38:49 PM  
Broniesaurus?
 
2014-05-17 12:39:12 PM  
God sent a meteor to destroy Chuck Norris.  Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the meteor that was going half a million miles an hour; the resulting catastrophe resulted in the extinction of the dinosaurs.

/Don't f___ with Chuck.
 
2014-05-17 12:39:40 PM  
legacy-cdn.smosh.com
 
2014-05-17 12:39:51 PM  

Great_Milenko: [kttv.images.worldnow.com image 650x750]


Danny is a really cool cat. He frequents a restaurant near my house in the San Fernando Valley.
 
2014-05-17 12:41:30 PM  
They didn't find the dozens of rows of seats for these buses?  This was clearly a bus station.  They must be nearby... and the remains of the human riders?  Why, I'll be forced to rethink my anti-reality based belief that the earth is only 5000 years old.
 
2014-05-17 12:43:15 PM  

SpdrJay: Mycawkasaur ?


I bet they make an ointment for that.
 
2014-05-17 12:44:17 PM  
Funny how the article fails to mention that THEY HAVE ALSO FOUND THE REMAINS OF A FARKIN HUMAN NEXT TO THE DINO BONES.

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-17 12:46:32 PM  

traylor: Funny how the article fails to mention that THEY HAVE ALSO FOUND THE REMAINS OF A FARKIN HUMAN NEXT TO THE DINO BONES.

[img.fark.net image 850x435]


So Jack Chick was right all along.....
 
2014-05-17 12:46:50 PM  

italie: Broniesaurus?


Nah. This thing had the ability to procreate.
 
2014-05-17 12:47:24 PM  
F*ck Chuck.
 
2014-05-17 12:51:38 PM  

Cpl.D: Chuck Norris ain't no hero. He just played one on TV.  In real life he spends his time working in the council he started with his wife.  The one trying to force the government to teach the christian bible in the public education system.  Turns out Chuckie is something of a fundie nut.

He's got an online blog.  Read it sometime.


Is you really think some godless heathen could rescue all those prisoners from the jungle? And only a christian patriot could resurrect one plot into twenty three movies.
 
2014-05-17 12:55:21 PM  

baronbloodbath: God sent a meteor to destroy Chuck Norris.  Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the meteor that was going half a million miles an hour; the resulting catastrophe resulted in the extinction of the dinosaurs.

/Don't f___ with Chuck.


Amateur

f.kulfoto.com
 
2014-05-17 12:57:26 PM  
The wife was a personal assistant for him during his Walker days.  She said Norris was an "insufferable douchebag".

//csb, yeah yeah yeah
 
2014-05-17 01:00:28 PM  

sandbar67: These are fake. The earth is 6000 years old.

They were put there by a prankster God


I'll study that out...
 
2014-05-17 01:04:58 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cpl.D: Chuck Norris ain't no hero. He just played one on TV.  In real life he spends his time working in the council he started with his wife.  The one trying to force the government to teach the christian bible in the public education system.  Turns out Chuckie is something of a fundie nut.

He's got an online blog.  Read it sometime.

Colonel D? More like Captain Obvious


How many Ps are in "Colonel"?
 
2014-05-17 01:11:03 PM  

Cpl.D: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Colonel D? More like Captain Obvious

How many Ps are in "Colonel"?


How many Gs in "example"?
 
2014-05-17 01:13:23 PM  
WilliamShatnasaurus?
 
2014-05-17 01:22:53 PM  
Why not "Brontosaurus"?
 
2014-05-17 01:25:01 PM  
Studentloanasaur
 
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