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(News.com.au)   As further evidence of his awesome power, Best Korea's leader has brought back to life the former girlfriend he had executed   (news.com.au) divider line 30
    More: Followup, Jang Song-thaek, Nam, North Koreans, provocations, Yonhap  
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2014-05-17 04:03:19 AM  
Moranbong
 
2014-05-17 04:19:34 AM  
fta The journalist conducting the interview then asked him to clarify, pointing out that the North Korean regime has made clear the uncle was executed - but Rodman repeated the claim. "He was standing right there," Rodman said.

It was somebody wearing an Edgar suit. I thought Rodman knew.
 
2014-05-17 06:34:32 AM  
She got better.
 
2014-05-17 09:55:12 AM  
If it's really the same woman.

Both Koreas put out so much propaganda, you'd be a fool to believe anything on its face.
 
2014-05-17 10:26:38 AM  
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2014-05-17 10:32:00 AM  
hellogiggles.com
 
2014-05-17 10:34:29 AM  
Pyongyang's state TV showed Hyon Song-Wol, the head of a band known as Moranbong, delivering a speech at a national art workers rally in Pyongyang.

Buwuwhahahahah

That's what a band of Fark troll accounts would call themselves!  The only way to make that better as if their drummer was named Wal Hyung-Lo Dong and they had Weedlord BonerHitler on base.
 
2014-05-17 10:35:41 AM  
3 day money back guarantee?
 
2014-05-17 10:39:40 AM  
Wasn't that a *different* ex-girlfriend who got executed with machine gun fire?
 
2014-05-17 10:41:46 AM  
Easy to do since they all look pretty much the same anyway.
 
2014-05-17 10:53:57 AM  

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Have them all brought to my chambers
 
2014-05-17 10:55:25 AM  

stevenvictx: Easy to do since they all look pretty much the same anyway.


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The Claw: Actually, the only girl we want is Princess Ingrid.
Maxwell Smart: Then why did you abduct the others?
The Claw: Unfortunately, Mr. Smart, all Americans look alike to us. We may be diabolical, but we are not perfect.
 
2014-05-17 11:15:09 AM  
We have always been at war with East-Asia.
 
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2014-05-17 11:16:16 AM  
I'm calling bulgogi

 
2014-05-17 12:08:30 PM  

PreMortem: If it's really the same woman.

Both Koreas put out so much propaganda, you'd be a fool to believe anything on its face.


Came to say this.

If you take a tour to the DMZ in South Korea they'll tell you that all the houses on the other side are mockops, if you take a tour on the other side, it turns on they aren't.

/not falling for the bullshiat from either side.
 
2014-05-17 12:14:16 PM  
Both sides are bad
 
2014-05-17 01:44:54 PM  
Would bet she was either hidden while having a child, or abortion, assuming it's the same woman
 
2014-05-17 01:54:18 PM  
I suspect the answer is "Memorex".
 
2014-05-17 01:55:51 PM  
Let's just kill them all, then we'll know for sure.
 
2014-05-17 03:41:04 PM  

spawn73: PreMortem: If it's really the same woman.

Both Koreas put out so much propaganda, you'd be a fool to believe anything on its face.

Came to say this.

If you take a tour to the DMZ in South Korea they'll tell you that all the houses on the other side are mockops, if you take a tour on the other side, it turns on they aren't.

/not falling for the bullshiat from either side.


haha *falling over* so both sides are bad??  *convulses and falls over again* ha
 
2014-05-17 03:56:15 PM  

carpbrain: spawn73: PreMortem: If it's really the same woman.

Both Koreas put out so much propaganda, you'd be a fool to believe anything on its face.

Came to say this.

If you take a tour to the DMZ in South Korea they'll tell you that all the houses on the other side are mockops, if you take a tour on the other side, it turns on they aren't.

/not falling for the bullshiat from either side.

haha *falling over* so both sides are bad??  *convulses and falls over again* ha


Lol yeah North Korea runs farking concentration camps but both sides are bad so Kim Jong Un is president of best Korea and worst Korea for life.
 
2014-05-17 04:07:08 PM  
Holy crap, I thought Kim's dad had a bad 'do, but his looks like a nesting bird made it.
 
2014-05-17 05:22:41 PM  
It's an awesome world where Dennis Rodman is our most competent double nought spy.
 
2014-05-17 08:19:43 PM  
I don't think anyone's saying "both sides are bad so vote Best Korea"', but I've been on the tour of Panmunjom and the DMZ in the 90s, and the US army escorts did indeed say that the building directly across the line from the Armistice house was just a fake exterior. But that's a lie-tourists who've been to the DMZ have taken pictures of its interior. North Korea is bad enough without making up childish propaganda about it.
 
2014-05-17 09:32:17 PM  

A Terrible Human: Lol yeah North Korea runs farking concentration camps but both sides are bad so Kim Jong Un is president of best Korea and worst Korea for life.


You don't need concentration camps when you just massacre, torture or terrorize everybody you don't like.
 
2014-05-18 01:11:17 AM  

DrPainMD: A Terrible Human: Lol yeah North Korea runs farking concentration camps but both sides are bad so Kim Jong Un is president of best Korea and worst Korea for life.

You don't need concentration camps when you just massacre, torture or terrorize everybody you don't like.


So is that still going on in South Korea? No?
 
2014-05-18 01:50:22 AM  
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2014-05-18 02:26:55 AM  

carpbrain: spawn73: PreMortem: If it's really the same woman.

Both Koreas put out so much propaganda, you'd be a fool to believe anything on its face.

Came to say this.

If you take a tour to the DMZ in South Korea they'll tell you that all the houses on the other side are mockops, if you take a tour on the other side, it turns on they aren't.

/not falling for the bullshiat from either side.

haha *falling over* so both sides are bad??  *convulses and falls over again* ha


Your mother dropped you a lot as a child?
 
2014-05-18 02:38:44 AM  
should "quit hittin' the moranbong" be a new fark insult?
 
2014-05-18 03:06:32 PM  
Goshdarnit! I said... "Our new Demigod is a MORAN**BONG**"
 
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