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(Short List)   Charlize Theron was almost Bunny and 49 other things you (probably) didn't know about The Big Lebowski   (shortlist.com) divider line 50
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2014-05-17 08:27:17 AM
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Frankenboobies played a high school student a year later.
 
2014-05-17 09:24:43 AM
 
2014-05-17 09:26:06 AM
Tara Reid was definitely the right choice.
 
2014-05-17 09:46:52 AM
Interesting...

*goes to Netflix app to watch later*

Isn't there, like most every movie I want to rewatch
 
2014-05-17 10:02:33 AM
My understanding has always been that Walter was based on John Milius, the screenwriter of such movies as "Apocalypse Now" who's prone to such belligerent right-wing ranting.
 
2014-05-17 10:35:49 AM
NSFW! (but nice!)

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Yeah, I'd watch her do pretty much anything, but she wouldn't have been right for Bunny.
 
2014-05-17 10:39:46 AM
Definitely the most beautiful African American ever.
 
2014-05-17 10:46:00 AM
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2014-05-17 10:51:17 AM

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So, maybe she could have been one of the Nihilists? Or possibly one of Treehorn's thugs?

Shut the f*ck up, Donnie.
 
2014-05-17 10:52:05 AM

kling_klang_bed: Kristen Stewart


she IS beautiful.  terrible actress, but the girl is smokin' hot.
 
2014-05-17 10:52:55 AM
www.freakingnews.com
 
2014-05-17 10:56:58 AM
Nice marmot.
 
2014-05-17 10:58:15 AM

frepnog: kling_klang_bed: Kristen Stewart

she IS beautiful.  terrible actress, but the girl is smokin' hot.


Matters not - she's not "fairer" than Charlize. If Snow White had been Heather Graham, Heidi Klum and Jennifer Lawrence wrapped up in a naked Swiss roll, she wouldn't have been hotter than Charlize.
 
2014-05-17 10:58:58 AM

frepnog: kling_klang_bed: Kristen Stewart

she IS beautiful.  terrible actress, but the girl is smokin' hot.


I don't even think she's beautiful. She always looks like a really constipated high school goth chick to me.
 
2014-05-17 11:00:00 AM
I'm pretty sure I would die happy if I got to hear Charlize Theron say the words "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars".

/I would, indeed, need to find an ATM Machine...
//or an old sock
 
2014-05-17 11:01:30 AM

kling_klang_bed: frepnog: kling_klang_bed: Kristen Stewart

she IS beautiful.  terrible actress, but the girl is smokin' hot.

I don't even think she's beautiful. She always looks like a really constipated high school goth chick to me.


I'll be in my bunk.
 
2014-05-17 11:03:22 AM

frepnog: kling_klang_bed: Kristen Stewart

she IS beautiful.  terrible actress, but the girl is smokin' hot.


She's not.  She's cute, no doubt.  But smokin' hot or beautiful?  No, sir.  Granted, I've never seen Charlize Theron in person, but I have seen Stewart and I have seen candid shots of both.  Charlize takes the prize by several thousand leagues.
 
2014-05-17 11:14:26 AM

mooseyfate: frepnog: kling_klang_bed: Kristen Stewart

she IS beautiful.  terrible actress, but the girl is smokin' hot.

She's not.  She's cute, no doubt.  But smokin' hot or beautiful?  No, sir.  Granted, I've never seen Charlize Theron in person, but I have seen Stewart and I have seen candid shots of both.  Charlize takes the prize by several thousand leagues.


I'll have a King Solomon moment on that whole argument and will say I wouldn't mind slamming the both of them in the sack at the same time.

See how easily a peaceful truce can be?
 
2014-05-17 11:16:27 AM

kling_klang_bed: mooseyfate: frepnog: kling_klang_bed: Kristen Stewart

she IS beautiful.  terrible actress, but the girl is smokin' hot.

She's not.  She's cute, no doubt.  But smokin' hot or beautiful?  No, sir.  Granted, I've never seen Charlize Theron in person, but I have seen Stewart and I have seen candid shots of both.  Charlize takes the prize by several thousand leagues.

I'll have a King Solomon moment on that whole argument and will say I wouldn't mind slamming the both of them in the sack at the same time.

See how easily a peaceful truce can be?


Coitus?
 
2014-05-17 11:27:01 AM
Most people don't know that Aimee Mann was also in the film.
 
2014-05-17 11:33:13 AM
Or that Smokey is a country singer.
 
2014-05-17 11:33:48 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: kling_klang_bed: mooseyfate: frepnog: kling_klang_bed: Kristen Stewart

she IS beautiful.  terrible actress, but the girl is smokin' hot.

She's not.  She's cute, no doubt.  But smokin' hot or beautiful?  No, sir.  Granted, I've never seen Charlize Theron in person, but I have seen Stewart and I have seen candid shots of both.  Charlize takes the prize by several thousand leagues.

I'll have a King Solomon moment on that whole argument and will say I wouldn't mind slamming the both of them in the sack at the same time.

See how easily a peaceful truce can be?

Coitus?


More like the world's raunchiest human triangle.
 
2014-05-17 11:43:55 AM

kling_klang_bed: mooseyfate: frepnog: kling_klang_bed: Kristen Stewart

she IS beautiful.  terrible actress, but the girl is smokin' hot.

She's not.  She's cute, no doubt.  But smokin' hot or beautiful?  No, sir.  Granted, I've never seen Charlize Theron in person, but I have seen Stewart and I have seen candid shots of both.  Charlize takes the prize by several thousand leagues.

I'll have a King Solomon moment on that whole argument and will say I wouldn't mind slamming the both of them in the sack at the same time.

See how easily a peaceful truce can be?


No arguments here.
 
2014-05-17 12:27:07 PM

mooseyfate: I'm pretty sure I would die happy if I got to hear Charlize Theron say the words "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars".

/I would, indeed, need to find an ATM Machine...
//or an old sock


For something like that you use a new sock.
 
2014-05-17 12:38:52 PM
Sorry to break up the (deserved) Charlize Theron love-fest, but The Big Lebowski will be playing here at the annual Film on the Rocks series this summer at Red Rocks:  http://ev15.evenue.net/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/SEGetEventList?groupCode=BL & linkID=twmt-fotr&shopperContext=&caller=&appCode=&format=grpMenu

I have already decided that there is no NEED to actually bring pot to this show, you will get high just being in the amphitheater...
 
2014-05-17 12:39:59 PM

mooseyfate: ATM Machine


You never use the ATM machine.
 
2014-05-17 12:56:40 PM
Theron looks like a man. She has man-face. Come at me.
 
2014-05-17 01:02:22 PM
Charlize Theron is far to beautiful to play Bunny. Tara Reid was the perfect level of trashy bimbo.
 
2014-05-17 01:04:51 PM

ununcle: Definitely the most beautiful African American ever.


It's funny because black people are ugly, right?
 
2014-05-17 01:07:49 PM

moothemagiccow: Theron looks like a man. She has man-face. Come at me.


Did she shoot you down? She's stunning.
 
2014-05-17 01:08:58 PM

moothemagiccow: Theron looks like a man. She has man-face. Come at me.


Gay is on the phone and they want to talk to you.
 
2014-05-17 01:19:45 PM

moothemagiccow: Theron looks like a man. She has man-face. Come at me.


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2014-05-17 01:36:17 PM

Summoner101: mooseyfate: ATM Machine

You never use the ATM machine.


I always forget my PIN number
 
2014-05-17 01:46:40 PM

GRCooper: Summoner101: mooseyfate: ATM Machine

You never use the ATM machine.

I always forget my PIN number


I don't think I remember that line from Clerks II.
 
2014-05-17 02:12:19 PM

Tarl3k: Sorry to break up the (deserved) Charlize Theron love-fest, but The Big Lebowski will be playing here at the annual Film on the Rocks series this summer at Red Rocks:  http://ev15.evenue.net/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/SEGetEventList?groupCode=BL & linkID=twmt-fotr&shopperContext=&caller=&appCode=&format=grpMenu

I have already decided that there is no NEED to actually bring pot to this show, you will get high just being in the amphitheater...


That made my day, thanks!
Looking forward to seeing it there.
 
2014-05-17 02:56:35 PM
Ehhhh, her turn Monster notwithstanding, Charlize Theron wouldn't have been trashy enough for Bunny Lebowski.
 
2014-05-17 03:20:58 PM

Robo Beat: Ehhhh, her turn Monster notwithstanding, Charlize Theron wouldn't have been trashy enough for Bunny Lebowski.


Hollie Maea: Charlize Theron is far to beautiful to play Bunny. Tara Reid was the perfect level of trashy bimbo.


LonMead: NSFW! (but nice!)

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Yeah, I'd watch her do pretty much anything, but she wouldn't have been right for Bunny.


all these things, plus more!

on her recent snl hosting gig, all i could think about is "my gawd, that woman somehow manages to get HOTTER with age!"
charlize is incredibly hot! wowza!
 
2014-05-17 03:21:43 PM

Robo Beat: Ehhhh, her turn Monster notwithstanding, Charlize Theron wouldn't have been trashy enough for Bunny Lebowski.


If only there was some kind of a skill that allowed her to portray something she's not
 
2014-05-17 04:48:01 PM

GRCooper: Summoner101: mooseyfate: ATM Machine

You never use the ATM machine.

I always forget my PIN number


I make mine the last digits of my SSN number.
 
2014-05-17 04:56:19 PM

mjohnson71: moothemagiccow: Theron looks like a man. She has man-face. Come at me.

Gay is on the phone and they want to talk to you.


Says the guy attracted to a woman with man-face
 
2014-05-17 05:36:11 PM

SpdrJay: Most people don't know that Aimee Mann was also in the film.


Well I'll be dipped...have seen the film 1653 times and never caught that.
Thanks!

/big Mann and Lebowski fan
 
2014-05-17 05:57:09 PM

SpdrJay: Most people don't know that Aimee Mann was also in the film.



I'd seen it half a dozen times before I noticed it....
I thought Jimmie Dale Gilmore did pretty well for a non-actor in such a famous scene, as well.
 
2014-05-17 07:17:19 PM

Summoner101: mooseyfate: ATM Machine

You never use the ATM machine.


What an ATM machine may look like...
www.pariscine.com
 
2014-05-17 07:27:02 PM

dickfreckle: SpdrJay: Most people don't know that Aimee Mann was also in the film.

Well I'll be dipped...have seen the film 1653 times and never caught that.
Thanks!

/big Mann and Lebowski fan


She lost her toe.  It wasn't fair.  But at least she got some good lingonberry pancakes out of it.
 
2014-05-17 09:58:32 PM

moothemagiccow: Theron looks like a man. She has man-face. Come at me.


No, no, no.  She used a ton of makeup to look homely for Monster. Not using tons of makeup to look good in everything else.
 
2014-05-18 03:35:13 AM
I had a dream with her in it last night no BS.
 
2014-05-18 04:43:32 AM
Smitty "was considered for the role of Bunny Lebowski" is not even remotely the same thing as "was almost Bunny."
 
2014-05-18 07:55:36 AM

bearded clamorer: Deslided


you know, thanks for the deslide, man.... it went well with my Sunday morning White Russian... but that's just my opinion.
 
2014-05-18 08:37:06 AM

upndn: bearded clamorer: Deslided

you know, thanks for the deslide, man.... it went well with my Sunday morning White Russian... but that's just my opinion.


Yeah, it really tied the room together.
 
2014-05-18 02:09:23 PM
#50:  That I would be the 50th post in a thread about those 49 things.
 
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