ontariolightning: Now what do i do
Polish Hussar: ontariolightning: Now what do i doDrink heavily
ontariolightning: Polish Hussar: ontariolightning: Now what do i doDrink heavilyIt is the May 2 4 weekend. Queens bday. That's all people ever do.
lokis_mentor: Primitive Screwhead: Get pulled away and come back to 7-2?!How bad was Price's injury?he was limping and couldn't turn right
ontariolightning: @CountBettman: Tough decision to make..not sure if we should have a Chicago New York finals or LA New York finals. Will probably just flip a coin to decide
kab: ontariolightning: @CountBettman: Tough decision to make..not sure if we should have a Chicago New York finals or LA New York finals. Will probably just flip a coin to decideWeird, in the last thread you were guaranteeing a Montreal cup win, and now we have a conspiracy going for 60 minutes of hockey?Tell us more about how Montreal was jobbed by the refs in this one.
harleyquinnical: ontariolightning: Now what do i doGet drunk? smoke something? Pick a fight with a storm trooper?
irishman4: harleyquinnical: ontariolightning: Now what do i doGet drunk? smoke something? Pick a fight with a storm trooper?i highly recommend playing in traffic
ontariolightning: irishmen aren't very clever. It's the irish in them. Illiterate drunks.
Savoir-Faire: ontariolightning: Ignore. Note: Hockey Troll
Flappyhead: So I go and watch a giant lizard destroy San Fransisco and get home to find Montreal burning. Well whatever.AND NOW!! Glenfiddich and The Olive Garden Present!!The(belated)Official Fark NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent3)Cindy Criesby4)WTF is up with these start times?5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight6)Smug Detroit fans7)Annoying Leafs fans8)ITG Bruins Fans9)Rioting Canucks fans10)Arrogant Habs fans11)Trolling for Penguins fans12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked16)STFU about advanced stats17)ICE GIRLS!!!!18)Atlantic complaining19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek20)Why is this guy in the lineup?21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead24)BONUS HOCKEY!25)SOON.jpg26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links29)toomuchman.jpg30)Muting Pierre MacGuire31)Active stick32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)33)(Goalies name here) says NO!34)BOBOROVSKY!!! Also here are the recipes for the Reggie Dunlop. Test often folks.1)Mike's Hard Lemonade, 1 shot of 1512)2 parts Fruit Punch 1 part Southern Comfort(this mix might be off, play around a bit)3) Equal parts Bourbon, SoCo, Vermouth and Bitters4) 1 parts Canadian Mist Whiskey and Amaretto, 2 parts Sour Mix
Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goon: mikaloyd: Im going for Montreal because when they lose to the western conference winner in the finals there will be riots. New York wont care either way.Nope - riots never happen when the Habs lose; everybody is just too depressed and goes home. Only when we win.
OtherLittleGuy: Reliving Game 1 through the thread. Lack of Margot Robbie pics in a blowout effort? I am disappoint.
The Bestest: is anyone else frightened at how terribly close a James Dolan-owned team is coming to a championship? That's apocalyptic stuff, man. someone hold me.
desertgeek: The Bestest: is anyone else frightened at how terribly close a James Dolan-owned team is coming to a championship? That's apocalyptic stuff, man. someone hold me.He might have someone else do the lifting on the hockey side. Dolan seems more concerned with basketball and making mediocre music to really care.
TheBlackFlag: Wow. Well that didn't go well at all.If Price is genuinely injured, the Blu-Blanc-Rouge are going to get crushed by the Red-White & Blue.It is not coincidence that the conference finals have four of the best goalies in the game. No Price = No Hope.
TheBlackFlag: Wha-ha-ha-hat?Montreal wins = RiotMontreal loses = RiotDid you just fly in from the dark side of the moon?
MrJesus: sno man: Thanks to these two teams my east bracket is a smoldering post apocalyptic wasteland so it doesn't matter to me who wins. But as a Leaf fan, I gotta go Rangers here, hopefully they can get a few more of them scoring, or this will be both quick and painful....[img.fark.net image 320x232][img.fark.net image 478x323]THOSE WERE SO FUNNY BEFORE THE RANGERS POWER PLAY ENDED THE PENGUINS SEASON AMIRITELOLOLOLOLOLOLOL//LGR
jayphat: I didn't get to see the game. Did see the photo of the goal that should have been waved with a CLEAR 6 farking men on the ice. Jesus refs, come on.
MrJesus: JT_Goalie: irishman4: Habs blew their load against Boston. They're gonna get swept.I want to believe; but I also remember a 5-0 lead Rangers blew against the Habs in the not so distant pastThis.Any real Ranger fan knows no lead is safe until the final horn.
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