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(NHL)   NHL Eastern Conference Finals Game 1. 1pm ET: NBC, CBC. From the Bell Centre, Rangers @ Canadiens & Price v. Lundqvist. HOCKEY   (nhl.com ) divider line
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2014-05-17 03:59:13 PM  
I must say that after last night's disappointment, this has certainly lifted my spirits tremendously.

Thanks Rags
 
2014-05-17 04:02:42 PM  
Now what do i do
 
2014-05-17 04:04:10 PM  
: someone said: Now what do i do

go away?
 
2014-05-17 04:05:07 PM  

ontariolightning: Now what do i do


Drink heavily
 
2014-05-17 04:05:37 PM  
Great game for the Rangers - hopefully they make the next three games just as good as this one.  Let the Kings/Hawks series be super competitive.
 
2014-05-17 04:06:33 PM  

Polish Hussar: ontariolightning: Now what do i do

Drink heavily


It is the May 2 4 weekend. Queens bday. That's all people ever do.
 
2014-05-17 04:07:22 PM  

ontariolightning: Now what do i do


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Go home and rethink your life?
 
2014-05-17 04:07:49 PM  

ontariolightning: Polish Hussar: ontariolightning: Now what do i do

Drink heavily

It is the May 2 4 weekend. Queens bday. That's all people ever do.


Queen Victorias that is
 
2014-05-17 04:09:41 PM  

lokis_mentor: Primitive Screwhead: Get pulled away and come back to 7-2?!

How bad was Price's injury?

he was limping  and couldn't turn right


Maybe he can race for NASCAR then.
 
kab
2014-05-17 04:09:42 PM  
That was an extremely satisfying game to watch.   3 more just like it, please.
 
kab
2014-05-17 04:11:39 PM  

ontariolightning: @CountBettman: Tough decision to make..not sure if we should have a Chicago New York finals or LA New York finals. Will probably just flip a coin to decide


Weird, in the last thread you were guaranteeing a Montreal cup win, and now we have a conspiracy going for 60 minutes of hockey?

Tell us more about how Montreal was jobbed by the refs in this one.
 
2014-05-17 04:12:32 PM  

kab: ontariolightning: @CountBettman: Tough decision to make..not sure if we should have a Chicago New York finals or LA New York finals. Will probably just flip a coin to decide

Weird, in the last thread you were guaranteeing a Montreal cup win, and now we have a conspiracy going for 60 minutes of hockey?

Tell us more about how Montreal was jobbed by the refs in this one.


hey you flipping moron that is not me saying that. It is a twitter account
 
2014-05-17 04:13:40 PM  

ontariolightning: Now what do i do


Get drunk? smoke something? Pick a fight with a storm trooper?
 
2014-05-17 04:18:50 PM  

harleyquinnical: ontariolightning: Now what do i do

Get drunk? smoke something? Pick a fight with a storm trooper?


i highly recommend playing in traffic
 
2014-05-17 04:19:37 PM  
Im gonna take a train ride and watch godzilla. Have fun rangers suck and go canada go tomorrow
 
2014-05-17 04:20:55 PM  

irishman4: harleyquinnical: ontariolightning: Now what do i do

Get drunk? smoke something? Pick a fight with a storm trooper?

i highly recommend playing in traffic


irishmen aren't very clever. It's the irish in them. Illiterate drunks.
 
2014-05-17 04:22:25 PM  
ontariolightning: Ignore. Note: Hockey Troll
 
2014-05-17 04:28:52 PM  

ontariolightning: irishmen aren't very clever. It's the irish in them. Illiterate drunks.


Horny too.  Don't forget 'horny'
 
2014-05-17 04:52:47 PM  

Savoir-Faire: ontariolightning: Ignore. Note: Hockey Troll


You're new here, aren't you?
 
2014-05-17 04:53:47 PM  
Arggh. Early hockey? I was busy watching Godzilla.
 
2014-05-17 04:59:24 PM  
So I go and watch a giant lizard destroy San Fransisco and get home to find Montreal burning.  Well whatever.

AND NOW!!  Glenfiddich and The Olive Garden Present!!

The(belated)Official Fark NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)BOBOROVSKY!!!

 Also here are the recipes for the Reggie Dunlop.  Test often folks.

1)Mike's Hard Lemonade, 1 shot of 151
2)2 parts Fruit Punch 1 part Southern Comfort(this mix might be off, play around a bit)
3) Equal parts Bourbon, SoCo, Vermouth and Bitters
4) 1 parts Canadian Mist Whiskey and Amaretto, 2 parts Sour Mix
 
2014-05-17 05:04:22 PM  

Flappyhead: So I go and watch a giant lizard destroy San Fransisco and get home to find Montreal burning.  Well whatever.

AND NOW!!  Glenfiddich and The Olive Garden Present!!

The(belated)Official Fark NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)BOBOROVSKY!!!

 Also here are the recipes for the Reggie Dunlop.  Test often folks.

1)Mike's Hard Lemonade, 1 shot of 151
2)2 parts Fruit Punch 1 part Southern Comfort(this mix might be off, play around a bit)
3) Equal parts Bourbon, SoCo, Vermouth and Bitters
4) 1 parts Canadian Mist Whiskey and Amaretto, 2 parts Sour Mix


Supposed to be a "panty dropper" right?  We need the farkette or farkspouses to help us test.
 
2014-05-17 05:54:28 PM  
Since there is no Preakness thread, I'll say California Chrome.

Just like the derby though, I want General A Rod to mess up a triple crown with a potential TC winner coming in second. Then we find out that general tests positive for horse steroids. Fark needs that headline to get us through an A-rod less year. IT NEEDS IT!
 
2014-05-17 06:01:27 PM  
While NY played their game the way they can, this was more the story of the Canadiens playing terribly. Price was weak then injured. The team looked ok in the second but still they were slow and/or nervous otherwise. They have shown good character in the face of adversity so I hope they bring it on Tuesday! These two teams could make it a great series because of their speed but not if the Habs don't show up.
 
2014-05-17 06:04:06 PM  

Flappyhead: So I go and watch a giant lizard destroy San Fransisco and get home to find Montreal burning.  Well whatever.

AND NOW!!  Glenfiddich and The Olive Garden Present!!

The(belated)Official Fark NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)BOBOROVSKY!!!

 Also here are the recipes for the Reggie Dunlop.  Test often folks.

1)Mike's Hard Lemonade, 1 shot of 151
2)2 parts Fruit Punch 1 part Southern Comfort(this mix might be off, play around a bit)
3) Equal parts Bourbon, SoCo, Vermouth and Bitters
4) 1 parts Canadian Mist Whiskey and Amaretto, 2 parts Sour Mix


2oz Bourbon
2oz SoCo
1/2oz Vermouth
3 dashes of Bitters
2 cherries
 
2014-05-17 06:44:47 PM  
is anyone else frightened at how terribly close a James Dolan-owned team is coming to a championship? That's apocalyptic stuff, man. someone hold me.
 
2014-05-17 06:55:06 PM  
Reliving Game 1 through the thread. Lack of Margot Robbie pics in a blowout effort? I am disappoint.
 
2014-05-17 07:04:27 PM  
WTF, Bergman?  A 1pm game?  Jesus... Some of us drunks need Saturday afternoon to sleep off hangovers.

/Seriously thought the game was at 7pm.
//Apparently I didn't miss much
 
2014-05-17 07:13:39 PM  
Wow.  Well that didn't go well at all.

If Price is genuinely injured, the Blu-Blanc-Rouge are going to get crushed by the Red-White & Blue.

It is not coincidence that the conference finals have four of the best goalies in the game.  No Price = No Hope.
 
2014-05-17 07:18:14 PM  

Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goon: mikaloyd: Im going for Montreal because when they lose to the western conference winner in the finals there will be riots. New York wont care either way.

Nope - riots never happen when the Habs lose; everybody is just too depressed and goes home. Only when we win.


Wha-ha-ha-hat?

Montreal wins = Riot

Montreal loses = Riot

Did you just fly in from the dark side of the moon?
 
2014-05-17 07:19:09 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Reliving Game 1 through the thread. Lack of Margot Robbie pics in a blowout effort? I am disappoint.


My bad dude, sorry. I was posting from the phone and watching the game on the MSNBC app while trying to watch the kid and do normal Saturday crapola.

The way the game went, I'm glad I didn't put anything on hold for it. Yeesh...


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-17 07:34:30 PM  

The Bestest: is anyone else frightened at how terribly close a James Dolan-owned team is coming to a championship? That's apocalyptic stuff, man. someone hold me.


He might have someone else do the lifting on the hockey side. Dolan seems more concerned with basketball and making mediocre music to really care.
 
2014-05-17 07:51:54 PM  

desertgeek: The Bestest: is anyone else frightened at how terribly close a James Dolan-owned team is coming to a championship? That's apocalyptic stuff, man. someone hold me.

He might have someone else do the lifting on the hockey side. Dolan seems more concerned with basketball and making mediocre music to really care.


A majority of all the decisions are Sather's.  Dolan is more focused on the Knicks.
 
2014-05-17 08:08:49 PM  
God, I wake up at a perfectly reasonable time in the afternoon and it's like a horrible nightmare.  That farking troll's back, didn't we get these threads fumigated?

/oh, and the Habs lost
//Carey isn't hurt, so we'll hold off the riots for another couple of games
 
2014-05-17 08:27:33 PM  

TheBlackFlag: Wow.  Well that didn't go well at all.

If Price is genuinely injured, the Blu-Blanc-Rouge are going to get crushed by the Red-White & Blue.

It is not coincidence that the conference finals have four of the best goalies in the game.  No Price = No Hope.


That's okay. They have Crossbar and Invisible Dryden.
 
2014-05-17 08:27:50 PM  
I didn't get to see the game. Did see the photo of the goal that should have been waved with a CLEAR 6 farking men on the ice. Jesus refs, come on.
 
2014-05-17 08:38:52 PM  
Didn't watch the game today...It's recorded, probably won't watch it either. Sound as lopsided as a female tennis players tits.

Only read first page of thread, enough drinks from the non-profit event where I want to nap, but I must go to work and drink more.

With that said, GO BLACKHAWKS!
 
2014-05-17 08:42:30 PM  

TheBlackFlag: Wha-ha-ha-hat?

Montreal wins = Riot

Montreal loses = Riot

Did you just fly in from the dark side of the moon?


Well, I am in South America at the moment... but I have also borne witness to a fair few post-playoff game events (or non-events) from the streets of my hometown.
 
2014-05-17 09:36:25 PM  

MrJesus: sno man: Thanks to these two teams my east bracket is a smoldering post apocalyptic wasteland so it doesn't matter to me who wins.  But as a Leaf fan, I gotta go Rangers here, hopefully they can get a few more of them scoring, or this will be both quick and painful....
[img.fark.net image 320x232]
[img.fark.net image 478x323]

THOSE WERE SO FUNNY BEFORE THE RANGERS POWER PLAY ENDED THE PENGUINS SEASON AMIRITE

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

//LGR


Nope still funny.
Less relevant, and good for them. But still funny.
 
2014-05-17 10:14:28 PM  

jayphat: I didn't get to see the game. Did see the photo of the goal that should have been waved with a CLEAR 6 farking men on the ice. Jesus refs, come on.


Yeah, we discussed that in the thread and came to the consensus that Too Much Man should be subject to video review
 
2014-05-17 10:25:05 PM  
Primitive Screwhead:

2oz Bourbon
2oz SoCo
1/2oz Vermouth
3 dashes of Bitters
2 cherries


Fixed, thanks for the clarification.
 
2014-05-17 10:26:41 PM  

MrJesus: JT_Goalie: irishman4: Habs blew their load against Boston. They're gonna get swept.

I want to believe; but I also remember a 5-0 lead Rangers blew against the Habs in the not so distant past

This.

Any real Ranger fan knows no lead is safe until the final horn.


The Rangers got up to a 3-1 lead when I was out running errands. I made sure to busy myself (painting the stoop, doing the dishes, bottling the homebrew) until it was 6-1 with half a period to play. Even then, I only listened on the NHL GameCenter App.
 
2014-05-17 10:38:24 PM  
OK, so it's pretty clear that every time I have to miss the majority of a Fark Hockey thread to go play hockey myself, it's a boring blowout game.  I wonder if I can get a refund from my beer league commish?
 
2014-05-18 01:50:10 AM  
Forgot the Marlies were playing today.  They complete the sweep of Chicago and are undefeated at 7-0 in the playoffs(first round is best of 5).  Guess that means they're losing the next round badly.
 
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