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(The Weekly Standard)   After "small groups of protesters gathered outside", Satanic Temple chickens out on its plan to hold a Black Mass at Harvard and instead throws a party in a Chinese restaurant across the street. Yes, but was it an EVIL Chinese restaurant?   (weeklystandard.com) divider line 46
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2014-05-17 07:22:28 AM  
The Chinese food contains potassium benzoate.
 
2014-05-17 07:37:21 AM  
I'll have the EVIL Orange Chicken, while I watch this.
 
2014-05-17 07:49:05 AM  
"the Black Mass, which was to take place at the Cambridge Queen's Head pub....[instead] held what appeared to be a Black Mass on the second floor of a Chinese restaurant, the Hong Kong"

YAY! Two of my favorite places to get snockered in my hometown! I was so hoping it was the Hong Kong. I really didn't expect the Queen's Head though. What a bonus!
 
2014-05-17 07:55:00 AM  
any girls with 'jade green eyes' and a mysterious old guy named Lo Pan?

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2014-05-17 07:57:58 AM  
Haha. So people still panic when "Satan" is mentioned.

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-17 07:58:19 AM  
Not judging but that's not the satanic thing to do.
 
2014-05-17 07:59:09 AM  
First off Satanists are not evil, they are just odd.
Secondly this is religious intimidation and the University should have stood for inclusiveness.
 
2014-05-17 08:00:40 AM  
My ridiculous religious delusions are superior to your ridiculous religious delusions!
 
2014-05-17 08:02:44 AM  
Invisible hero fight....
 
2014-05-17 08:03:04 AM  
Bah, they are just going to want another black mass in an hour
 
2014-05-17 08:03:33 AM  

SpdrJay: My ridiculous religious delusions are superior to your ridiculous religious delusions!


^^ This ^^

Anyway, my ridiculous religious views are superior to either of those others, so...
 
2014-05-17 08:06:17 AM  
At least the sacrificed goat can be put to good use as "Hunan Beef"
 
2014-05-17 08:13:58 AM  
i13.photobucket.com

EVIL!!!!
 
2014-05-17 08:17:24 AM  
Yes subby, very much so.
 
2014-05-17 08:20:52 AM  

"Some members of the Satanic Temple went ahead and at 10 p.m. held what appeared to be a Black Mass on the second floor of a Chinese restaurant, the Hong Kong, across the street from Harvard Yard."


Best cheap Chinese food in the Harvard Square area and popular for its Scorpion Bowls. Even Satan would call off the Apocalypse to try one of their Scorpion Bowls.


centersandsquares.com

 
2014-05-17 08:26:12 AM  
Far more depraved things happen any given weeknight at the Hong Kong than a stupid black mass. 

True facts:


Girls that go dancing upstairs at the Kong are sluts

Satanists and OTO retards are the single most despised subgroup of losers in Harvard Square and even the Kong tail won't sleep with them


(PROTIP: Anton LaVey was lying. About everything)
 
2014-05-17 08:26:47 AM  
It's satanic if everything is properly cursed.
 
2014-05-17 08:32:40 AM  

EvilEgg: First off Satanists are not evil, they are just odd.
Secondly this is religious intimidation and the University should have stood for inclusiveness.


Yup and yup.
 
2014-05-17 08:40:00 AM  
If your religion can't take a little mockery, it's a weak-ass religion.
 
2014-05-17 08:43:39 AM  
I've seen enough from the black metal scene just how goofy psuedo-Satanists can actually be.

www.metalsucks.net

"Lord Satan, we are your warriors of pure ee-vee-il!!!! Rise forth from this egg drop soup and give us strength!"

funny.funnyoldplanet.com

And a Satanic sacrifice in action:

www.metalsucks.net

lolpics.se

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-17 08:49:03 AM  
Good thing it was canceled. I had it on good authority from a certain TF'er in the last thread that one shouldn't summon demons when they don't really know what they're doing.

/We are all saved!!
 
2014-05-17 08:49:34 AM  

MmmmBacon: I'll have the EVIL Orange Chicken, while I watch this.


Evil, evil impolite and evil!

/Still find myself saying that to mildly bad behavior.
 
2014-05-17 08:50:38 AM  

EvilEgg: Secondly this is religious intimidation and the University should have stood for inclusiveness.


Now I'm confused. If a Christian group wants to have a ceremony on campus, it's "ZOMG Separation of Church and State!" If Satanists want to, it's "Inclusiveness!" So everybody can be included... except the Christians, I guess.

/all religions are equal, but some religions are more equal than others.
 
2014-05-17 08:51:24 AM  
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Fa ra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!
 
2014-05-17 08:58:59 AM  

JonnyBGoode: EvilEgg: Secondly this is religious intimidation and the University should have stood for inclusiveness.

Now I'm confused. If a Christian group wants to have a ceremony on campus, it's "ZOMG Separation of Church and State!" If Satanists want to, it's "Inclusiveness!" So everybody can be included... except the Christians, I guess.

/all religions are equal, but some religions are more equal than others.



1/10, too obvious.
 
2014-05-17 09:00:24 AM  
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2014-05-17 09:03:13 AM  

SpdrJay: My ridiculous religious delusions are superior to your ridiculous religious delusions!


Amen brudda! Sing it!
 
2014-05-17 09:05:16 AM  
Guess, the guest witch was elsewhere hanging out with the other Republicans.

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-17 09:16:16 AM  
It's cute the Billy Kristol's dad bought him a magazine to play with.
 
2014-05-17 09:18:10 AM  
"Earlier that day Harvard's president, Drew Gilpin Faust, issued a statement condemning the ritual, a parody of the Catholic Mass "

Maybe she was just worried about the temptation to sell her soul.

8tracks.imgix.net
 
2014-05-17 09:19:46 AM  
No, but the restaurant is ill-tempered.

\it's a start
 
2014-05-17 09:22:27 AM  

Cortez the Killer: Good thing it was canceled. I had it on good authority from a certain TF'er in the last thread that one shouldn't summon demons when they don't really know what they're doing.

/We are all saved!!


Running around in ESO, you see random wizards sitting in the field chanting summons to open a portal.  Next thing you know, two fat-ass demons pop out as the dumbass wizard cowers and hides while you as the player have to fight them.

I imagine it's pretty much like this for your poser Satanist parties.
 
2014-05-17 09:39:11 AM  
I wouldn't be surprised if, when the Satanists got together, the Christians outside clutched their pearls and made up all sorts of vile, disgusting things that were going inside....while the Satanists were drinking tea and played a few rounds of gin rummy.

Let your enemies become your de facto P.R. department. Nothing you can do can ever beat what they imagine you're doing.
 
2014-05-17 09:41:09 AM  
You're evil and I hope you all have snacks!

/strong hands
 
2014-05-17 09:43:23 AM  
Is there any other kind, subby?
 
2014-05-17 09:50:04 AM  
If these idiots are true believers, shouldn't they be scared shiatless of chickening out on holding their mass?  Satan doesn't seem like the type of deity to forgive and forget this kind of shiat.  I mean, this isn't Jesus they're worshiping for Christ's sake.
 
2014-05-17 10:18:23 AM  

Farkeld: JonnyBGoode: EvilEgg: Secondly this is religious intimidation and the University should have stood for inclusiveness.

Now I'm confused. If a Christian group wants to have a ceremony on campus, it's "ZOMG Separation of Church and State!" If Satanists want to, it's "Inclusiveness!" So everybody can be included... except the Christians, I guess.

/all religions are equal, but some religions are more equal than others.


1/10, too obvious.


Congrats on not being pregnant!

You're right, s/he should try a bit harder.  I'll play, just real quick, though.  Harvard is a private school.

What else ya got?
 
OOF
2014-05-17 10:20:27 AM  
Came in for Simon & Hecubus

/EVIL!
 
2014-05-17 10:38:57 AM  
This is pretty much how I think a black mass goes.
 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SxnlKkSk-hw
 
2014-05-17 10:53:21 AM  
Best part about this whole kerfuffle is that the protesters against the Black Mass are the only people involved who actually believe in the existence of Satan.
 
2014-05-17 10:58:26 AM  

JonnyBGoode: EvilEgg: Secondly this is religious intimidation and the University should have stood for inclusiveness.

Now I'm confused. If a Christian group wants to have a ceremony on campus, it's "ZOMG Separation of Church and State!" If Satanists want to, it's "Inclusiveness!" So everybody can be included... except the Christians, I guess.

/all religions are equal, but some religions are more equal than others.


A Christian group has a ceremony every farking Sunday at Memorial Church in Harvard Yard, sometimes led by the school's Episcopal chaplain. Yeah, Christians are really marginalized at Harvard.
 
2014-05-17 11:05:46 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-17 11:49:57 AM  

Committee_For_Aesthetic_Deletions: This is pretty much how I think a black mass goes.
 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SxnlKkSk-hw


Little known fact: The priest is actually Marilyn Manson. Also yeah I think church of Satan members are ignorant of their "roots".
The Black mass was satire of Catholic mass. So I think Harvard made a good call. Also I think someone from Harvard's history department should sit them down and tell them the real rituals are really unknown and that no real research into the mass were done in till the 40's I think was when the first book was published about it. Even then there was no real set ritual.

/Used to be a goth myself
//Went though my I'm a witch period.
///Then I grew up.
 
2014-05-17 11:59:25 AM  

I8B4U: "Earlier that day Harvard's president, Drew Gilpin Faust, issued a statement condemning the ritual, a parody of the Catholic Mass "

Maybe she was just worried about the temptation to sell her soul.

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You'd think they could have made some sort of bargain.
 
2014-05-17 01:00:41 PM  

willfullyobscure: Far more depraved things happen any given weeknight at the Hong Kong than a stupid black mass. 

True facts:


Girls that go dancing upstairs at the Kong are sluts

Satanists and OTO retards are the single most despised subgroup of losers in Harvard Square and even the Kong tail won't sleep with them


(PROTIP: Anton LaVey was lying. About everything)


YEp.  There was a reason I have you favorited as bigoted troll.
 
2014-05-17 02:38:18 PM  

BATMANATEE: I8B4U: "Earlier that day Harvard's president, Drew Gilpin Faust, issued a statement condemning the ritual, a parody of the Catholic Mass "

Maybe she was just worried about the temptation to sell her soul.

[8tracks.imgix.net image 850x850]

You'd think they could have made some sort of bargain.


A Gilpinian bargain?
 
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