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2014-05-17 09:09:37 AM
Go home subby, you're drunk.
 
2014-05-17 09:12:31 AM
Hahaha! Well done, Subby.
 
2014-05-17 09:19:45 AM

Leishu: Hahaha! Well done, Subby.


I disagree!

The headline would've worked if it were speech recognition software, but since it's translation, I would've gone with:

Google to purchasing family exchange lick.

/ok, mine's not that much better
 
2014-05-17 09:21:06 AM
Try that app on this

www.trafficsafetywarehouse.com
 
2014-05-17 09:46:29 AM

The Bestest: Leishu: Hahaha! Well done, Subby.

I disagree!

The headline would've worked if it were speech recognition software, but since it's translation, I would've gone with:

Google to purchasing family exchange lick.

/ok, mine's not that much better


If it were about speech recognition software, I would have gone with some variation on the classic "Dear Aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all."
 
2014-05-17 09:47:50 AM
This headline hurts my brain...
 
2014-05-17 09:48:12 AM
Stroke of genius, or merely a stroke?
 
2014-05-17 09:50:50 AM

Vlad_the_Inaner: Try that app on this

[www.trafficsafetywarehouse.com image 300x224]


I saw this:

i58.tinypic.com
 
2014-05-17 09:51:31 AM

Leishu: Hahaha! Well done, Subby.


X2.
 
2014-05-17 09:51:58 AM
The vodka is good but the meat is rancid
 
2014-05-17 09:56:16 AM
Violators ... will ... be ... BATTERY LOW SHUTTING DOWN
 
2014-05-17 10:15:55 AM
Anyone can wreck a nice beach.
 
2014-05-17 10:57:40 AM
My hovercraft is full of eels.
 
2014-05-17 11:14:53 AM
I will not buy this record, it is scratched
 
2014-05-17 11:18:40 AM
What happens if I point it at Bill O'Reilly?
 
2014-05-17 11:35:18 AM

zjoik: I will not buy this record, it is scratched


exparrot: My hovercraft is full of eels.

Do you wh-ant... to come back to my place.. bouncy-bouncy?  I--I'm no longer infected.
 
2014-05-17 11:39:04 AM
On the one hand, cool free app.

On the other hand, $5 per language.

On the other hand, OMG IT CAN OCR AND TRANSLATE!!!!

/I worked in machine translation in the nineties, before google
 
2014-05-17 12:06:43 PM

Evil Twin Skippy: Stroke of genius, or merely a stroke?


Why not both?
 
2014-05-17 12:32:28 PM

The Bestest: Leishu: Hahaha! Well done, Subby.

I disagree!

The headline would've worked if it were speech recognition software, but since it's translation, I would've gone with:

Google to purchasing family exchange lick.

/ok, mine's not that much better


Please do the needful.
 
2014-05-17 01:10:08 PM
Wants pawn time dare worsted putty ladle gull hoe hadder ladle rat cluck. Fur disk raisin, pimple colder "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anguish_Languish
 
2014-05-17 02:17:27 PM

loser0: On the one hand, cool free app.

On the other hand, $5 per language.

On the other hand, OMG IT CAN OCR AND TRANSLATE!!!!

/I worked in machine translation in the nineties, before google


Language packs should be free now.... That was the announcement when Google bought them.
 
2014-05-17 02:22:17 PM
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt.
 
2014-05-17 02:40:35 PM
Subby tried to make me thing before my second coffee.  Jerkass.
 
2014-05-17 03:21:49 PM
Ha ha this "technology" does not work
 
2014-05-17 03:35:06 PM

Mandapants: Wants pawn time dare worsted putty ladle gull hoe hadder ladle rat cluck. Fur disk raisin, pimple colder "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut".


There's also "Guilty Looks Enter Tree Beers"!

/awesome to see an Anguish Languish reference. Thanks!
 
2014-05-17 04:12:53 PM
It's a funny headline, but inaccurate. Google dies a good enough job translating websites that I can tell what's going on. Sure, people are gonna snark, but they won't be able to do any better.
 
2014-05-17 05:50:06 PM
Egg freckles?
 
2014-05-17 06:58:51 PM

loser0: On the one hand, cool free app.

On the other hand, $5 per language.

On the other hand, OMG IT CAN OCR AND TRANSLATE!!!!

/I worked in machine translation in the nineties, before google


They are all free now while they transition to Google so get them now...or wait until it is included in google translate

whatever
 
2014-05-17 10:14:16 PM
App maker surrender translation worry special signs to known.  That's great
 
2014-05-17 10:39:39 PM
Just dowoaded it and snapped up all the languages packs for free. It's fun even if it does seem to be a battery hog.
 
2014-05-18 12:00:05 AM
Well, it's got to be more useful than a software company that only translates the SAME language.
 
2014-05-18 12:27:20 AM

Vlad_the_Inaner: Try that app on this

[www.trafficsafetywarehouse.com image 300x224]


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-18 04:51:40 AM

tgambitg: loser0: On the one hand, cool free app.

On the other hand, $5 per language.

On the other hand, OMG IT CAN OCR AND TRANSLATE!!!!

/I worked in machine translation in the nineties, before google

Language packs should be free now.... That was the announcement when Google bought them.


Sofa king true
 
2014-05-18 12:39:45 PM
Sorry for racism.

/Google Transcribes the I Have A Dream speech
 
2014-05-18 01:13:59 PM

sendtodave: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt.


I.... I read that perfectly clear.
 
2014-05-18 05:17:40 PM
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