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(NASCAR)   Can the 48 dominate here for the 3rd year in a row? How did a simple internet meme become this year's fan pick? It's the NASCAR All Star Race from Charlotte (7:00 PM ET, Fox Sports 1)   (nascar.com ) divider line
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216 clicks; posted to Sports » on 17 May 2014 at 6:30 PM (1 year ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-17 07:55:34 PM  
3 votes:
That's what I was intending to say. Danica is good for a respectable TIME TRIAL. The thingie where she's going the distance, she's going for speed, she's all alone in her time of need, because she's racing and pacing and plotting the course, she's fighting and biting and riding on her horse.
2014-05-17 09:24:46 PM  
2 votes:
I've never heard of Jake Owen before tonight, but in the last ten, fifteen minutes, I have learned to hate him.

I never want to hear this song ever again.
2014-05-17 11:21:26 PM  
1 vote:
Whar Wrecks whar destruction? WHAR?
2014-05-17 11:19:58 PM  
1 vote:

ThisIsntMe: The more DW talks the more he sounds like Ray Stevens.


Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers.
2014-05-17 11:13:50 PM  
1 vote:
A LeBron app? Fark you Samsung Fark you in the ass with Jimmy's clap ridden Johnson
2014-05-17 10:46:08 PM  
1 vote:
Josh Wise just moved up three spots.
2014-05-17 10:11:53 PM  
1 vote:

SeikaArashi: DanZero: [www.mariowiki.com image 150x253]

NYAH! KYBU!

/that was a good game
//i should play it again
///slashies


Spin my car, I shall. When a target it hits, that Driver...SMITED!
2014-05-17 10:08:09 PM  
1 vote:
www.mariowiki.com

NYAH! KYBU!
2014-05-17 10:07:05 PM  
1 vote:
SEE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I SHUT OFF THE GODZILLA BUTTON?!
2014-05-17 10:06:31 PM  
1 vote:

Clutch2013: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.

Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.

There is no reason for Wise to be in Sprint Cup, much less the All-Star race.

And it's a stupid meme, anyway. I wonder how that must feel to everyone else, from Danica on down. Teams that might have had a shot now have to watch a dumbass stink it up because the Internet decreed it so.

/this is why we can't have nice things


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2014-05-17 09:47:25 PM  
1 vote:
Man... racing is nice, but I'd like to hear some more of that 'country' music.
2014-05-17 09:24:39 PM  
1 vote:
No, we don't want to hear anything else from Jake!
2014-05-17 09:24:31 PM  
1 vote:
NO! WE DO NOT WANT TO HEAR MORE OF JAKE!
2014-05-17 09:24:28 PM  
1 vote:
No. No more hearing from this guy.
2014-05-17 09:24:26 PM  
1 vote:
"Y'all wanna hear a little more from Jake?"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2014-05-17 09:20:04 PM  
1 vote:
T-Stu?

This is the epitome of hipness. We should all aspire to be this cool.
2014-05-17 09:17:04 PM  
1 vote:

Sweet Possum Tater: crotchgrabber: So, how long is the band gonna be stuck on this chord progression?

Until someone commits a welcome act of violence on the band?


I was going with "until they learn another one"
2014-05-17 09:16:56 PM  
1 vote:
Shut up, Rutledge Wood and Other Guy.
2014-05-17 09:11:02 PM  
1 vote:
Why is Frank TJ Mackie performing on NASCAR?
2014-05-17 09:10:54 PM  
1 vote:

QueenMamaBee: Does he have lip prints tattooed on his bicep?


That's where his cat was sitting.
2014-05-17 09:08:48 PM  
1 vote:
We live right near the track and hear all of the fireworks and engine noises. It's very cool.

Not thrilled with this strange man singing now, though.
2014-05-17 09:00:08 PM  
1 vote:

Jensaarai: Mikey's running train?


img.fark.net

/I may have had a lot to drink this evening and am really bored
2014-05-17 08:56:25 PM  
1 vote:

MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: We'll never get anything with our last name on it.... there are only 75 people in the US with our last name, and none are professional athletes. Fortunately there are a lot of people with his first name as their last name.

My daughter's name is Gwen.  She has blonde hair, blue eyes, and has a healthy obsession with Spider-Man.

The wife and I will have to do so much explaining when she gets older.


Just don't let her climb to the top of the Brooklyn Bridge, and she'll be fine
2014-05-17 08:54:10 PM  
1 vote:

QueenMamaBee: We'll never get anything with our last name on it.... there are only 75 people in the US with our last name, and none are professional athletes. Fortunately there are a lot of people with his first name as their last name.


My daughter's name is Gwen.  She has blonde hair, blue eyes, and has a healthy obsession with Spider-Man.

The wife and I will have to do so much explaining when she gets older.
2014-05-17 08:52:32 PM  
1 vote:

MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.

DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*
You're lucky I'm far too tired to chase you. come over here and run your face into my palm

Here, I'll make it easier for you, here's my home address:  1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211

Well I was going to say I could track you down while shopping for Lil Bee a Columbus Blue Jackets jersey, but I see the player whose jersey I need got traded to the LA Kings.

/don't like hockey, but the guy's last name is Lil Bee's first name and a friend from Philly got Lil Bee a Flyers jersey when the guy still played for them.

I know who you speak of and that's a great name.  Sadly with my very ethnic German name, I'll never get a hockey jersey, although I do have a Die Mannschaft kit with the name.


Favorite hockey name:  Tuggnuts
2014-05-17 08:36:56 PM  
1 vote:

The Bestest: BKR races every week. with THREE cars! Where's OUR attention, huh? HUH?!


Every race. Usually accompanied by a yellow flag. ;(
2014-05-17 08:32:54 PM  
1 vote:
BKR races every week. with THREE cars! Where's OUR attention, huh? HUH?!
2014-05-17 08:31:17 PM  
1 vote:

Gosling: Dear KFC: just stop making commercials. Stop. Please stop. You're almost as bad as Quizno's and look what happened to them.


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2014-05-17 08:20:04 PM  
1 vote:

Jensaarai: In this edition of "Jeff Hammond in weird places," he finally seems happy.


His opening line "Sup, biatches?"
2014-05-17 08:15:03 PM  
1 vote:
In this edition of "Jeff Hammond in weird places," he finally seems happy.
2014-05-17 08:14:44 PM  
1 vote:
Racially Diverse Fake Cheerleaders for Fox Sports!
2014-05-17 08:04:00 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-05-17 07:46:35 PM  
1 vote:
So many trannys are getting killed, GLAAD is now protesting in Charlotte.
2014-05-17 07:41:57 PM  
1 vote:
Too much Denny time on pit road.
2014-05-17 07:31:48 PM  
1 vote:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: good_2_go: Anybody ordered a Doge crew shirt yet?

I'd rather die. Dumb meme. Much stupid. Wow.


such grouch. Many mean. Wow
2014-05-17 07:26:31 PM  
1 vote:
Smoke is
2014-05-17 06:49:24 PM  
1 vote:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: If JJ asolutely MUST win a race this year, this is the one to do it in. Sure, it'll suck that he won, but it doesn't count towards the Chase and isn't an auto-in so the damage is mitigated.

I say we let the idols rest until next week's 600 and hit him with reinvigorated power.


Good. Tiny Buddha is down for maintenance as required for Dept. Of Energy certification. Got some new Strontium-90 secondary rods and a Polonium overdrive system, courtesy of my Russian tovarisch.

/nevermind the rad suit, I'm clean, I promise.
 
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