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(NASCAR)   Can the 48 dominate here for the 3rd year in a row? How did a simple internet meme become this year's fan pick? It's the NASCAR All Star Race from Charlotte (7:00 PM ET, Fox Sports 1)   (nascar.com) divider line 100
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2014-05-17 09:24:46 PM  
3 votes:
I've never heard of Jake Owen before tonight, but in the last ten, fifteen minutes, I have learned to hate him.

I never want to hear this song ever again.
2014-05-17 05:17:27 PM  
3 votes:
If JJ asolutely MUST win a race this year, this is the one to do it in. Sure, it'll suck that he won, but it doesn't count towards the Chase and isn't an auto-in so the damage is mitigated.

I say we let the idols rest until next week's 600 and hit him with reinvigorated power.
2014-05-17 10:46:08 PM  
2 votes:
Josh Wise just moved up three spots.
2014-05-17 09:24:31 PM  
2 votes:
NO! WE DO NOT WANT TO HEAR MORE OF JAKE!
2014-05-17 11:22:39 PM  
1 votes:

swampgirl: Josh Wise finished a respectable 15th.


And with his car intact.
2014-05-17 11:16:23 PM  
1 votes:
MAC MARY!!
2014-05-17 11:14:42 PM  
1 votes:

BOOGITY 5: ENTER THE CLUSTERF*CK

2014-05-17 11:13:50 PM  
1 votes:
A LeBron app? Fark you Samsung Fark you in the ass with Jimmy's clap ridden Johnson
2014-05-17 11:11:01 PM  
1 votes:

ThisIsntMe: The Bestest: QueenMamaBee: The Bestest: HAH! Anyone else getting the ambulance chaser commercial?

The Actos commercial with the creepy looking blonde lady?

It was a "testosterone drugs will kill you" and you may be entitled to damages!

Mine was a teen zit commercial interuppted by a local car dealership.


Mine was "This diabetes drug will kill you and you may be entitled to damages!" At least that's what I think Actos is. I wasn't paying attention.
2014-05-17 11:09:19 PM  
1 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: QueenMamaBee: well fark. Lil Bee fell asleep on the couch. I'm not tall enough to carry this kid to bed. He kicks me in the shins. Someone wanna come over and tote this kid to the next room?

What kind of world has this become? Give him the belt, it's worked for centuries.


Oh hell no, not like that.I mean he's too tall and I'm too short, when I try to carry him his feet hit me in the shins. He knows better than to purposefully kick me.
2014-05-17 11:07:10 PM  
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: The Bestest: HAH! Anyone else getting the ambulance chaser commercial?

The Actos commercial with the creepy looking blonde lady?


It was a "testosterone drugs will kill you" and you may be entitled to damages!
2014-05-17 11:06:29 PM  
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: well fark. Lil Bee fell asleep on the couch. I'm not tall enough to carry this kid to bed. He kicks me in the shins. Someone wanna come over and tote this kid to the next room?


Sounds like a shoulder carry. I have to do that with my 14 year old sometimes.
2014-05-17 10:55:14 PM  
1 votes:
Awwww... Poor widdew Jimmie isn't happy
2014-05-17 10:54:48 PM  
1 votes:

mikaloyd: Wise in top 75% of cars now


Probably up to the $125K range too.
2014-05-17 10:49:50 PM  
1 votes:

Gosling: QueenMamaBee: Do you think there are a lot of people out there who are fans of Danica's driving abilities?

She has her days. She's good on the superspeedways and we just saw her scare the crap out of everyone at Kansas. Her placements on a track-by-track basis are looking like they're improving: Vegas she went from 33rd last year to 21st this year; Darlington was 31st-28th-22nd; Kansas was 32nd-last-7th; Talladega was 33rd-33rd-22nd, California is 26th to 14th.

As for next week at Charlotte, her trajectory is 30th-29th-20th.

I mean, it's still not IMPRESSIVE, but all that experience talk we kept hearing about does seem to have some truth behind it.


So she's about on par with David Gilliland. Why isn't DW all giddy about him? Why isn't he making half-naked commercials? Oh. Boobs.
2014-05-17 10:47:43 PM  
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: The Bestest: QueenMamaBee: Do you think there are a lot of people out there who are fans of Danica's driving abilities?

She's been a top 10 driver past two races

But again... do you think most of her fans are fans of her driving abilities or her near-naked Go Daddy commercials?


I think most are just fans of girl power .
2014-05-17 10:47:22 PM  
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2014-05-17 10:47:20 PM  
1 votes:

Professor Farksworth: CHECK ON THAT CATCHING ON FIRE LIST ITEM!!


At the rate this season's gone...I move we just mark it in permanently.
2014-05-17 10:46:32 PM  
1 votes:

JEFF GORDON IS

img.fark.net

2014-05-17 10:46:32 PM  
1 votes:
And Wise moves up another 2.
2014-05-17 10:46:32 PM  
1 votes:
WHAT THE FARK HAPPENED
2014-05-17 10:46:16 PM  
1 votes:
Damn, Gordon got CRUSHED.
2014-05-17 10:46:13 PM  
1 votes:
CHECK ON THAT CATCHING ON FIRE LIST ITEM!!
2014-05-17 10:45:59 PM  
1 votes:
Gor-DON en fuego!
2014-05-17 10:45:44 PM  
1 votes:

BOOGITY EPISODE 4: A NEW HOPE

2014-05-17 10:37:19 PM  
1 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I am donning my wizard hat and predicting that Segment 5 will be a Million Dollar Clusterf*ck


GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGWC.
2014-05-17 10:34:50 PM  
1 votes:
I WILL NEVER FARKING BUY YOUR DISGUSTING SOUNDING BBQ PIZZA
2014-05-17 10:33:52 PM  
1 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: mikaloyd: Any dogecoin car updates?

Much suck. Last place. Annoying.

Expected

/ftfy
2014-05-17 10:33:44 PM  
1 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: mikaloyd: Any dogecoin car updates?

Much suck. Last place. Annoying.


Thats too bad
2014-05-17 10:32:56 PM  
1 votes:
Would the internet implode if Josh Wise pulled this off somehow?

/seriously we need a Farkmobile out there
//insist it has #49 and paint it identical to HWSNBN
2014-05-17 10:32:54 PM  
1 votes:

MattyFridays: And Josh Wise's fans wanted it more than Danica's. Plain and simple.


There are no "Josh Wise fans". They voted the clown car in on a lark.
2014-05-17 10:30:52 PM  
1 votes:

Clutch2013: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.

Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.

There is no reason for Wise to be in Sprint Cup, much less the All-Star race.

And it's a stupid meme, anyway. I wonder how that must feel to everyone else, from Danica on down. Teams that might have had a shot now have to watch a dumbass stink it up because the Internet decreed it so.

/this is why we can't have nice things


As opposed to Danica, who is in a seat purely because she is an attractive woman, given some of the finest technology possible, and still can't race worth shiat.  Stop it.  It's the "FAN VOTE" for a reason.  And Josh Wise's fans wanted it more than Danica's.  Plain and simple.
2014-05-17 10:28:48 PM  
1 votes:

Gosling: GAMMA RAYS! GAMMA RAYS EVERYWHERE! GET IN YOUR CARS AND RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!


Sorry.....thought I locked down the reactor tonight. My bad...
2014-05-17 10:27:53 PM  
1 votes:
GAMMA RAYS! GAMMA RAYS EVERYWHERE! GET IN YOUR CARS AND RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
2014-05-17 10:27:48 PM  
1 votes:

BOOGITY3

2014-05-17 10:26:43 PM  
1 votes:
WE CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT

it sure felt like it so far fox
2014-05-17 10:26:32 PM  
1 votes:

Mztlplx: mikaloyd: What have I missed so far?

KyBu taking out Logano, Wallmendinger being Wallmendinger, and it's not Denny Time tonight.


Oh...and the country radio band from the 9th Circle of Hell.
2014-05-17 10:13:22 PM  
1 votes:
Wallmendinger'd
2014-05-17 10:13:20 PM  
1 votes:
Dinger is dung
2014-05-17 10:13:13 PM  
1 votes:
Damnit Wallmendinger
2014-05-17 10:08:50 PM  
1 votes:

Professor Farksworth: SEE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I SHUT OFF THE GODZILLA BUTTON?!


I'm Kyle Busch
Boom! Smitefetti?
2014-05-17 10:08:01 PM  
1 votes:
Well, there's two guys who won't be getting the million dollars.
2014-05-17 10:07:09 PM  
1 votes:
DAMMIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kyle ain't going back to back this weekend.....
2014-05-17 10:07:05 PM  
1 votes:
SEE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I SHUT OFF THE GODZILLA BUTTON?!
2014-05-17 10:06:54 PM  
1 votes:
BOOM!
2014-05-17 10:06:51 PM  
1 votes:
Dammit Kyle!  But at least he picked off Logano on his way down.
2014-05-17 10:06:39 PM  
1 votes:
WRECK
2014-05-17 10:06:38 PM  
1 votes:
KYBU SMITES LOGANO

It's QMB's day
2014-05-17 10:05:59 PM  
1 votes:
@nascarcasm

Kurt: "WHY IS THIS THING MOVING SO F---ING SLOW?!" CC: "Because you're in a stock car now." Kurt: "THAT'S right, my bad."
2014-05-17 10:04:41 PM  
1 votes:

Clutch2013: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.

Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.

There is no reason for Wise to be in Sprint Cup, much less the All-Star race.

And it's a stupid meme, anyway. I wonder how that must feel to everyone else, from Danica on down. Teams that might have had a shot now have to watch a dumbass stink it up because the Internet decreed it so.

/this is why we can't have nice things


you just perfectly summed up Reddit - "This is why we can't have nice things"
2014-05-17 10:03:52 PM  
1 votes:

Gosling: Professor Farksworth: I'M HERE! I'M HERE!

INITIALIZING PROFESSOR FARKSWORTH IDOL EMERGENCY STARTUP PROCEDURE...

LOCKING ON TO CAR FORTY EIGHT...

LOCATION: CHARLOTTE MOTOR SPEEDWAY CHARLOTTE, NC...

FIRING:

[img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 450x187]

Shut it off, man. It's not a points race and Johnson won't get into the Chase regardless of the outcome. We'll let him have this one if he can do it.


Yeah...use this weekend for upgrade and refurb. We have four more months to keep HWSNBN out of the Chase.

The Shrine is still open, tho.
2014-05-17 09:48:57 PM  
1 votes:
Pizza Hut popup ad?

*close*
2014-05-17 09:45:53 PM  
1 votes:
farking finally.
2014-05-17 09:34:16 PM  
1 votes:
The best thing Danica's crack social media team could come up with was ripping off Hinchcliffe's schtick from a couple years back.
2014-05-17 09:33:40 PM  
1 votes:

Sweet Possum Tater: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Sweet Possum Tater: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Sweet Possum Tater: I had no idea that Ricky Rudd killed a put crew guy back in the day. The things I learn on Fark.

Yeah, but it wasn't really his fault.

I found the video and watched. Wish I hadn't. :(

yeah. there was just no way that poor bastard was going to survive.

Don't look up Armando Teran, either.

just read about that. kee-rist!

Holy moly. That kid was way unlucky. Dang. Just...dang.


Yeah. Unlucky. Everybody was unlucky that year. The only reason they finished that race was because of the rain. They were completely unequipped to cope with the speeds, and more than half the field was out thanks to wrecks or thrown connecting rods (apparently a bad lot, all from the same supplier). Gordon Johncock's victory dinner was at Burger Chef.
2014-05-17 09:24:39 PM  
1 votes:
No, we don't want to hear anything else from Jake!
2014-05-17 09:24:28 PM  
1 votes:
No. No more hearing from this guy.
2014-05-17 09:24:26 PM  
1 votes:
"Y'all wanna hear a little more from Jake?"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2014-05-17 09:23:23 PM  
1 votes:
At least the crews are getting some props for a change.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: just read about that. kee-rist!


1973 was NOT a good year at Indy. At all. The best that can be said is that it ended and hasn't been repeated.
2014-05-17 09:19:33 PM  
1 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Sweet Possum Tater: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Sweet Possum Tater: I had no idea that Ricky Rudd killed a put crew guy back in the day. The things I learn on Fark.

Yeah, but it wasn't really his fault.

I found the video and watched. Wish I hadn't. :(

yeah. there was just no way that poor bastard was going to survive.

Don't look up Armando Teran, either.


Dammit, now I have to look him up. I'm weird like that.

:/
2014-05-17 09:17:49 PM  
1 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Sweet Possum Tater: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Sweet Possum Tater: I had no idea that Ricky Rudd killed a put crew guy back in the day. The things I learn on Fark.

Yeah, but it wasn't really his fault.

I found the video and watched. Wish I hadn't. :(

yeah. there was just no way that poor bastard was going to survive.


Hopefully he went instantly.
2014-05-17 09:17:28 PM  
1 votes:
Remember how I mentioned my daughter is into Spider-Man?

Yeah, she just marked out for Dale Jr. and his crew with their superhero gear.
2014-05-17 09:16:07 PM  
1 votes:
At the track. Channeled idol waves towards JJ during his driver intro.
2014-05-17 09:12:56 PM  
1 votes:
I had no idea that Ricky Rudd killed a put crew guy back in the day. The things I learn on Fark.
2014-05-17 09:12:32 PM  
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: Shut up Jake Owen


+infinity
2014-05-17 09:12:24 PM  
1 votes:
ROWDY!!!
2014-05-17 09:12:09 PM  
1 votes:

SeikaArashi: That wasn't a bad anthem, I liked it.


No mute button required

/unlike last night
2014-05-17 09:11:55 PM  
1 votes:
Country music has devolved into a Chippendale's show.
2014-05-17 09:11:48 PM  
1 votes:
So, that is what it sounds like when you put "meh" to music
2014-05-17 09:09:14 PM  
1 votes:
Shut up Jake Owen
2014-05-17 08:56:59 PM  
1 votes:

DanZero: The Bestest: the funny thing is, one night (I forget what channel I was watching) one of these Androgel commercials came on, then a couple of commercials later one of those "ANDROGEL WILL KILL YOU" lawyer commercials came on

Got something similiar to that too. Tampa's most well known ambulance chasers want to hear from you if you take Androgel/Axiron/ all that other junk

/morgan & morgan - FOR THE PEOPLE


At least we'll have medical weed come November, thanks to him.

/only good thing he's ever done
2014-05-17 08:56:25 PM  
1 votes:

MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: We'll never get anything with our last name on it.... there are only 75 people in the US with our last name, and none are professional athletes. Fortunately there are a lot of people with his first name as their last name.

My daughter's name is Gwen.  She has blonde hair, blue eyes, and has a healthy obsession with Spider-Man.

The wife and I will have to do so much explaining when she gets older.


Just don't let her climb to the top of the Brooklyn Bridge, and she'll be fine
2014-05-17 08:55:26 PM  
1 votes:

The Bestest: the funny thing is, one night (I forget what channel I was watching) one of these Androgel commercials came on, then a couple of commercials later one of those "ANDROGEL WILL KILL YOU" lawyer commercials came on


Got something similiar to that too. Tampa's most well known ambulance chasers want to hear from you if you take Androgel/Axiron/ all that other junk

/morgan & morgan - FOR THE PEOPLE
2014-05-17 08:54:10 PM  
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: We'll never get anything with our last name on it.... there are only 75 people in the US with our last name, and none are professional athletes. Fortunately there are a lot of people with his first name as their last name.


My daughter's name is Gwen.  She has blonde hair, blue eyes, and has a healthy obsession with Spider-Man.

The wife and I will have to do so much explaining when she gets older.
2014-05-17 08:53:17 PM  
1 votes:
the funny thing is, one night (I forget what channel I was watching) one of these Androgel commercials came on, then a couple of commercials later one of those "ANDROGEL WILL KILL YOU" lawyer commercials came on
2014-05-17 08:50:43 PM  
1 votes:

MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.

DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*
You're lucky I'm far too tired to chase you. come over here and run your face into my palm

Here, I'll make it easier for you, here's my home address:  1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211

Well I was going to say I could track you down while shopping for Lil Bee a Columbus Blue Jackets jersey, but I see the player whose jersey I need got traded to the LA Kings.

/don't like hockey, but the guy's last name is Lil Bee's first name and a friend from Philly got Lil Bee a Flyers jersey when the guy still played for them.

I know who you speak of and that's a great name.  Sadly with my very ethnic German name, I'll never get a hockey jersey, although I do have a Die Mannschaft kit with the name.


We'll never get anything with our last name on it.... there are only 75 people in the US with our last name, and none are professional athletes. Fortunately there are a lot of people with his first name as their last name.
2014-05-17 08:40:38 PM  
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: DanZero: QueenMamaBee: "eww Kyleafornia Chrome Busch."

is QueenMamaBee gonna have to choke a biatch? :p


Well that was courtesy of nascarcasm which I posted earlier in the thread -- wasn't mine!
2014-05-17 08:37:46 PM  
1 votes:

zippolight2002: Well, that was rather disappointing.


Probably told him not to go balls out so not to tear up the car before the actual race.
2014-05-17 08:36:56 PM  
1 votes:

The Bestest: BKR races every week. with THREE cars! Where's OUR attention, huh? HUH?!


Every race. Usually accompanied by a yellow flag. ;(
2014-05-17 08:32:54 PM  
1 votes:
BKR races every week. with THREE cars! Where's OUR attention, huh? HUH?!
2014-05-17 08:31:17 PM  
1 votes:

Gosling: Dear KFC: just stop making commercials. Stop. Please stop. You're almost as bad as Quizno's and look what happened to them.


img.fark.net
2014-05-17 08:26:08 PM  
1 votes:
Charter: the cable company that found me a station where I can watch sumo wrestling.

true story.
2014-05-17 08:20:04 PM  
1 votes:

Jensaarai: In this edition of "Jeff Hammond in weird places," he finally seems happy.


His opening line "Sup, biatches?"
2014-05-17 08:15:01 PM  
1 votes:

www.bromygod.comoilyfishhead: [media4.onsugar.com image 850x1275]

2014-05-17 08:10:46 PM  
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: "eww Kyleafornia Chrome Busch."

2014-05-17 08:06:06 PM  
1 votes:
@jpmontoya
A little disappointed with the result today. Really thought we had a car for the top 9. Not giving up at all.
2014-05-17 07:51:44 PM  
1 votes:

MattyFridays: She didn't. The qualifier was last night, and she came in 10th.


Oh. I thought this was a qualifier too. Because it has the word 'qualifying' in it, you know.

Why do we even call this qualifying then? Just call it a damn time trial.
2014-05-17 07:41:11 PM  
1 votes:
Well, Denny Hamlin completely blew that pit stop right up.
2014-05-17 07:27:41 PM  
1 votes:
2014-05-17 07:26:31 PM  
1 votes:
Smoke is
2014-05-17 07:17:20 PM  
1 votes:
media4.onsugar.com
2014-05-17 07:16:00 PM  
1 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Mztlplx: The only thing better than the smell of fresh cut grass....is the smell of fresh cut grass that someone else mowed.

Ryan Blaney took care of that last night when he pulled a Joonyer.


Missed that. Had clinicals last night, four hours on rounds at a physical rehab center, glued to Nurse Ratchet's hip. Believe me, I would much rather have been watching the race.
2014-05-17 07:11:41 PM  
1 votes:

Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: So I'll start with my regular question... do I have time to take a shower?

And speaking of racing.... did any of y'all watch the Preakness? DAMN!

Fistfight on the paddock?

/went to see Godzilla today


No, just an awesome display by California Chrome.

/although he did feel the need to show his boy parts on national TV pre-race.
2014-05-17 07:06:01 PM  
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: So I'll start with my regular question... do I have time to take a shower?

And speaking of racing.... did any of y'all watch the Preakness? DAMN!


Fistfight on the paddock?

/went to see Godzilla today
2014-05-17 07:05:58 PM  
1 votes:
@nascarcasm

God, he wins everything. Friggin' Kyleafornia Chrome.
2014-05-17 06:50:30 PM  
1 votes:

good_2_go: So if you want to skip the pre-race show and just tune in for the race, turn on your TV at 9:17 p.m.


/10:17pm for me
//way too late for a meaningless exhibition
///getting old


So why all the pre-race stuff without the open?

/at work again
//much overtime. little rest
2014-05-17 06:49:24 PM  
1 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: If JJ asolutely MUST win a race this year, this is the one to do it in. Sure, it'll suck that he won, but it doesn't count towards the Chase and isn't an auto-in so the damage is mitigated.

I say we let the idols rest until next week's 600 and hit him with reinvigorated power.


Good. Tiny Buddha is down for maintenance as required for Dept. Of Energy certification. Got some new Strontium-90 secondary rods and a Polonium overdrive system, courtesy of my Russian tovarisch.

/nevermind the rad suit, I'm clean, I promise.
2014-05-17 06:43:48 PM  
1 votes:

Mztlplx: Hello NASFARK...


I hear that in my mind as Jerry Seinfeld greeting his ever so loathed neighbor.
2014-05-17 06:42:47 PM  
1 votes:
so.. what're the odds that they "revise" the fan voting rules next year?
2014-05-17 06:37:20 PM  
1 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: I say we let the idols rest until next week's 600 and hit him with reinvigorated power


I sent the original Buddha down to Nepenthe Spa in Big Sur for a a meditation & yoga retreat. He's squeezed into his yoga pants and discussing the works of Carlos Castenada. The 48 winning tonight is of no consequence to the grander schemes of the universe.

That being said, the Vodak car was flying this morning in Indy!
 
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