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(NASCAR)   Can the 48 dominate here for the 3rd year in a row? How did a simple internet meme become this year's fan pick? It's the NASCAR All Star Race from Charlotte (7:00 PM ET, Fox Sports 1)   (nascar.com) divider line 647
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2014-05-17 10:50:01 PM  
Meanwhile, Josh Wise's participation-ribbon payday continues to creep up.

Oh my God, it's like a Three Stooges sketch up on that wall.
 
2014-05-17 10:51:25 PM  
MattyFridays:

Danica is dangerous because she's got all of Kyle Busch's arrogance with half his talent.  Better?

Well said
 
2014-05-17 10:53:33 PM  
Wise in top 75% of cars now
 
2014-05-17 10:54:48 PM  

mikaloyd: Wise in top 75% of cars now


Probably up to the $125K range too.
 
2014-05-17 10:55:01 PM  

QueenMamaBee: So she's about on par with David Gilliland. Why isn't DW all giddy about him? Why isn't he making half-naked commercials? Oh. Boobs.


I'm confident she'll continue to improve. Thing about her is she's never settled into any particular competition. IndyCar was her longest time spent in any competition so far and that was only five years, in which she, in sequence, finished 12th, 9th, 7th, 6th and 5th. Every time you switch to a new competition, it's a different type of machine and a different type of driving you have to learn.

She's in season 3 in the Sprint Cup.
 
2014-05-17 10:55:04 PM  
Gordon, with years of experience and was actually sitting in the car when something happened to it "Not sure exactly what broke but I don't think is was the right front". Immediately followed by DW from watching the video "I think it was the right front."
 
2014-05-17 10:55:14 PM  
Awwww... Poor widdew Jimmie isn't happy
 
2014-05-17 10:56:55 PM  
Suck it Kahne...

Go MacMary!
 
2014-05-17 10:57:33 PM  
I'm starting to think I'm jinxing the drivers I'm rooting for...
Maybe I should root for Jimmie then?
 
2014-05-17 10:57:35 PM  
COME ON HAPPY!!
 
2014-05-17 10:57:48 PM  
Mac Mary ain't keeping that lead for long
 
2014-05-17 10:57:58 PM  
so is Harvick pretty much the Chase favorite at this point?
 
2014-05-17 10:58:32 PM  
According to this: http://www.jayski.com/stats/2013/pdfs/allstar2013results.pdf

The purse is not that different between 6th and last.
 
2014-05-17 10:58:48 PM  

The Bestest: so is Harvick pretty much the Chase favorite at this point?


Unless he blows up...
 
2014-05-17 10:59:31 PM  
Daaamn Harvick.
 
2014-05-17 11:00:05 PM  
Woot!!!! Yay Happy!
 
2014-05-17 11:00:43 PM  
Denny seems to have found his fast as well.
 
2014-05-17 11:01:30 PM  
oh yeah, Parker.. SHR signed him to be Kurt's sub.. good for him

/he was the odd man out when Swan imploded
 
2014-05-17 11:01:51 PM  
Let's see if Fox learned how to do math yet.
 
2014-05-17 11:01:58 PM  

Mztlplx: Denny seems to have found his fast as well.


Too bad his first 2 segments were awful.
 
2014-05-17 11:03:01 PM  

donnielove: Mztlplx: Denny seems to have found his fast as well.

Too bad his first 2 segments were awful.


The only one that matters is the one at the end.
 
2014-05-17 11:03:11 PM  
And Happy will be starting the last segment first!!!!
 
2014-05-17 11:03:57 PM  

Callous: And Happy will be starting the last segment first!!!!


Unless he screws up the pit stop.
 
2014-05-17 11:04:16 PM  
Denny seems to have found his wall fast

Ftfy
 
2014-05-17 11:04:17 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: donnielove: Mztlplx: Denny seems to have found his fast as well.

Too bad his first 2 segments were awful.

The only one that matters is the one at the end.


He's gonna have traffic to deal with though.
 
2014-05-17 11:04:39 PM  
well fark. Lil Bee fell asleep on the couch. I'm not tall enough to carry this kid to bed. He kicks me in the shins. Someone wanna come over and tote this kid to the next room?
 
2014-05-17 11:04:54 PM  
HAH! Anyone else getting the ambulance chaser commercial?
 
2014-05-17 11:05:22 PM  
Damn phone call!!  I did get a chance to laugh about Jeff Gordon getting taken out and taking Biffle with him...

Oh Well, I can laugh now.

BWAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAHAHAA!!  BWAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Hahahahahhahahaha!!
 
2014-05-17 11:06:04 PM  

The Bestest: HAH! Anyone else getting the ambulance chaser commercial?


The Actos commercial with the creepy looking blonde lady?
 
2014-05-17 11:06:29 PM  

QueenMamaBee: well fark. Lil Bee fell asleep on the couch. I'm not tall enough to carry this kid to bed. He kicks me in the shins. Someone wanna come over and tote this kid to the next room?


Sounds like a shoulder carry. I have to do that with my 14 year old sometimes.
 
2014-05-17 11:06:47 PM  

QueenMamaBee: well fark. Lil Bee fell asleep on the couch. I'm not tall enough to carry this kid to bed. He kicks me in the shins. Someone wanna come over and tote this kid to the next room?


What kind of world has this become? Give him the belt, it's worked for centuries.
 
2014-05-17 11:07:10 PM  

QueenMamaBee: The Bestest: HAH! Anyone else getting the ambulance chaser commercial?

The Actos commercial with the creepy looking blonde lady?


It was a "testosterone drugs will kill you" and you may be entitled to damages!
 
2014-05-17 11:07:51 PM  
The framily car
 
2014-05-17 11:08:29 PM  
5 team is giving no farks about rules at this point.
 
2014-05-17 11:08:33 PM  
When they say ten to go are they talking about laps or cars left?
 
2014-05-17 11:08:44 PM  

The Bestest: QueenMamaBee: The Bestest: HAH! Anyone else getting the ambulance chaser commercial?

The Actos commercial with the creepy looking blonde lady?

It was a "testosterone drugs will kill you" and you may be entitled to damages!


Mine was a teen zit commercial interuppted by a local car dealership.
 
2014-05-17 11:09:19 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: QueenMamaBee: well fark. Lil Bee fell asleep on the couch. I'm not tall enough to carry this kid to bed. He kicks me in the shins. Someone wanna come over and tote this kid to the next room?

What kind of world has this become? Give him the belt, it's worked for centuries.


Oh hell no, not like that.I mean he's too tall and I'm too short, when I try to carry him his feet hit me in the shins. He knows better than to purposefully kick me.
 
2014-05-17 11:09:36 PM  

Obscene_CNN: When they say ten to go are they talking about laps or cars left?


whynotboth.jpg
 
2014-05-17 11:09:43 PM  

Obscene_CNN: When they say ten to go are they talking about laps or cars left?


One of which is Josh Wise.
 
2014-05-17 11:09:46 PM  
MRN saying Kahne can pit 2nd.

Twitter saying he has to pit last.

/except he's already in the pits
 
2014-05-17 11:09:51 PM  

Jensaarai: 5 team is giving no farks about rules at this point.


They can only be penalized once, so they figured what the fark, come back in and fix the damn front right damage so the tire doesn't blow up on them.
 
2014-05-17 11:09:53 PM  
Hey the race is getting ready to start
 
2014-05-17 11:10:26 PM  
Ten Laps to go

forum.maplewoodonline.com
 
2014-05-17 11:11:01 PM  

ThisIsntMe: The Bestest: QueenMamaBee: The Bestest: HAH! Anyone else getting the ambulance chaser commercial?

The Actos commercial with the creepy looking blonde lady?

It was a "testosterone drugs will kill you" and you may be entitled to damages!

Mine was a teen zit commercial interuppted by a local car dealership.


Mine was "This diabetes drug will kill you and you may be entitled to damages!" At least that's what I think Actos is. I wasn't paying attention.
 
2014-05-17 11:13:50 PM  
A LeBron app? Fark you Samsung Fark you in the ass with Jimmy's clap ridden Johnson
 
2014-05-17 11:14:06 PM  
My feed seems to be coming out of SoCal, and I've been seeing a lot of "Bobby Shriver for County Supervisor" ads.
 
2014-05-17 11:14:42 PM  

BOOGITY 5: ENTER THE CLUSTERF*CK

 
2014-05-17 11:15:26 PM  
Canadian Tire is running an ad for BBQs. They must have shot it a couple of months ago because you can see the chef's breathe while he's grillin'.
 
2014-05-17 11:15:29 PM  
YOU KNOW THE RULES, YOU KNOW THE LIFELINES, LET'S PLAY WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE!
 
2014-05-17 11:15:52 PM  
BOOGI... oh, never mind. You know.
 
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