Adolf Oliver Nipples: "Country music star Darius Rucker will sing the national anthem before tonight's race."I'm getting old, too. When does Hetfield debut as the star of Tosca at the Met?I mean, seriously. Darius Rucker? Country? I'll bet the good ol' boys love the hell out of him.
Adolf Oliver Nipples: Now Wallmendinger!
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Dinger is dung
bluorangefyre: My daughters love Wagon Wheel.
Gosling: And Josh Wise still survives.
DanZero: @NascarMemes"Makin' my way downtown, walking fast, faces past, and I'm Care Center bound."[pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]
Gosling: Something is seriously wrong with Hamlin's car and he's not permitted to pit yet.
Adolf Oliver Nipples: Denny couldn't save his lap. No Moons Over My Hammy for everyone tonight.
Just keep crawling around the inside of the track!
The Bestest: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Denny couldn't save his lap. No Moons Over My Hammy for everyone tonight.It boggles me that he couldn't land Dennys as a sponsor. It writes itself!
Jensaarai: Denny! Denny![i.imgur.com image 339x302]Just keep crawling around the inside of the track!
Sweet Possum Tater: Well, good night folks.Mr. Possum Tater got a brand new knee on Wednesday so he's a bit tired. We are calling it a night.Enjoyed it!
mikaloyd: What have I missed so far?
Mztlplx: mikaloyd: What have I missed so far?KyBu taking out Logano, Wallmendinger being Wallmendinger, and it's not Denny Time tonight.
good_2_go: Jensaarai: Denny! Denny![i.imgur.com image 339x302]Just keep crawling around the inside of the track!Hearing the DarianGrubb could go to Hendrick to be Joooonyer's crew chief next year.
Mztlplx: Mztlplx: mikaloyd: What have I missed so far?KyBu taking out Logano, Wallmendinger being Wallmendinger, and it's not Denny Time tonight.Oh...and the country radio band from the 9th Circle of Hell.
Gosling: GAMMA RAYS! GAMMA RAYS EVERYWHERE! GET IN YOUR CARS AND RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Clutch2013: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.There is no reason for Wise to be in Sprint Cup, much less the All-Star race.And it's a stupid meme, anyway. I wonder how that must feel to everyone else, from Danica on down. Teams that might have had a shot now have to watch a dumbass stink it up because the Internet decreed it so./this is why we can't have nice things
mikaloyd: Any dogecoin car updates?
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