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(NASCAR)   Can the 48 dominate here for the 3rd year in a row? How did a simple internet meme become this year's fan pick? It's the NASCAR All Star Race from Charlotte (7:00 PM ET, Fox Sports 1)   (nascar.com) divider line 647
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2014-05-17 10:13:29 PM  
Dinger dinged her
 
2014-05-17 10:13:51 PM  
And they somehow clusterfarked that re-start.
 
2014-05-17 10:14:06 PM  
Listen to Busch blaming Bowyer. What a douche.
 
2014-05-17 10:14:49 PM  
Dinger on meth again?
 
2014-05-17 10:15:05 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: "Country music star Darius Rucker will sing the national anthem before tonight's race."

I'm getting old, too. When does Hetfield debut as the star of Tosca at the Met?

I mean, seriously. Darius Rucker? Country? I'll bet the good ol' boys love the hell out of him.


My daughters love Wagon Wheel.

/alright, who turned on the Kyle idol?
 
2014-05-17 10:15:13 PM  

Gosling: Allmendinged.


Adolf Oliver Nipples: Now Wallmendinger!


Adolf Oliver Nipples: Now Wallmendinger!


Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Dinger is dung


Jensaarai: Wallmendinger'd


And all he did during his intro was the floor and NOT the wall.
 
2014-05-17 10:15:17 PM  
Biffle just had to try to squeeze in there, didn't he?
 
2014-05-17 10:15:38 PM  
Heh. Mp3 flipped to "Nobody's Fault But Mine" add they replayed Wallmendinger getting into the 55..
 
2014-05-17 10:16:31 PM  

bluorangefyre: My daughters love Wagon Wheel.


I'm sure it's great on mute.

/Country music is what we should use at Guantanamo Bay to torture prisoners
 
2014-05-17 10:16:45 PM  
And DogeCar has moved up 3.
 
2014-05-17 10:16:47 PM  
CSB: yesterday I was off work, so I could volunteer at Lil Bee's school in the morning. In the afternoon, I was being lazy and watching some daytime TV. There was a question on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, something to the effect of "A German word meaning someone who behaves in an irritatingly smug fashion." and one of the choices was "Allmendinger."

Correct answer was wisenheimer, but I got a good giggle.
 
2014-05-17 10:17:33 PM  
And Josh Wise still survives.
 
2014-05-17 10:17:57 PM  
wow.. could they have made that Pizza hut ad any more obnoxious?
 
2014-05-17 10:18:07 PM  
@NascarMemes

"Makin' my way downtown, walking fast, faces past, and I'm Care Center bound."

pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-05-17 10:18:22 PM  
If Bowyer would have had enough damage to be knocked out of the race, we'd have scored the D-Bag trifecta of Nascar.  22, 18, 15
 
2014-05-17 10:18:24 PM  
img.fark.net

DING!
 
2014-05-17 10:18:44 PM  

Gosling: And Josh Wise still survives.


because internet
 
2014-05-17 10:19:04 PM  
Denny drove his way to the back this segment.
 
2014-05-17 10:19:34 PM  
Something is seriously wrong with Hamlin's car and he's not permitted to pit yet.
 
2014-05-17 10:19:45 PM  

DanZero: @NascarMemes

"Makin' my way downtown, walking fast, faces past, and I'm Care Center bound."

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]


..starin blankly ahead, blamin Bowyer, blamin Bowyer pretty looooud
 
2014-05-17 10:20:50 PM  
@NASCAR_Wonka

Tire down for Hamlin. Or start-and-park if you speak "Durrell."
 
2014-05-17 10:20:52 PM  
Denny couldn't save his lap. No Moons Over My Hammy for everyone tonight.
 
2014-05-17 10:21:34 PM  

Gosling: Something is seriously wrong with Hamlin's car and he's not permitted to pit yet.


It ain't Denny Time tonight
 
2014-05-17 10:21:47 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Denny couldn't save his lap. No Moons Over My Hammy for everyone tonight.


It boggles me that he couldn't land Dennys as a sponsor. It writes itself!
 
2014-05-17 10:22:13 PM  

Denny! Denny!

i.imgur.com

Just keep crawling around the inside of the track!

 
2014-05-17 10:22:31 PM  

The Bestest: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Denny couldn't save his lap. No Moons Over My Hammy for everyone tonight.

It boggles me that he couldn't land Dennys as a sponsor. It writes itself!


America's Pitstop is Always Open
 
2014-05-17 10:22:53 PM  
Why is JJ's number in red and yellow on the leader board? Car is blue and white.

Stoopid Fox.
 
2014-05-17 10:23:44 PM  
Well, good night folks.

Mr. Possum Tater got a brand new knee on Wednesday so he's a bit tired. We are calling it a night.

Enjoyed it!
 
2014-05-17 10:23:44 PM  
What have I missed so far?
 
2014-05-17 10:23:53 PM  

Jensaarai: Denny! Denny!

[i.imgur.com image 339x302]Just keep crawling around the inside of the track!


Hearing the DarianGrubb could go to Hendrick to be Joooonyer's crew chief next year.
 
2014-05-17 10:24:41 PM  

Sweet Possum Tater: Well, good night folks.

Mr. Possum Tater got a brand new knee on Wednesday so he's a bit tired. We are calling it a night.

Enjoyed it!


Good night! :)
 
2014-05-17 10:25:37 PM  

Sweet Possum Tater: Well, good night folks.

Mr. Possum Tater got a brand new knee on Wednesday so he's a bit tired. We are calling it a night.

Enjoyed it!


Night!!! :)
 
2014-05-17 10:25:37 PM  

mikaloyd: What have I missed so far?


KyBu taking out Logano, Wallmendinger being Wallmendinger, and it's not Denny Time tonight.
 
2014-05-17 10:26:02 PM  

mikaloyd: What have I missed so far?


Kyle took a walk.
Allmendinger took a wall.
 
2014-05-17 10:26:08 PM  
@NASCAR_Wonka

Kasey Kahne won the second segment

pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-05-17 10:26:32 PM  

Mztlplx: mikaloyd: What have I missed so far?

KyBu taking out Logano, Wallmendinger being Wallmendinger, and it's not Denny Time tonight.


Oh...and the country radio band from the 9th Circle of Hell.
 
2014-05-17 10:26:43 PM  
WE CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT

it sure felt like it so far fox
 
2014-05-17 10:26:59 PM  

good_2_go: Jensaarai: Denny! Denny!

[i.imgur.com image 339x302]Just keep crawling around the inside of the track!

Hearing the DarianGrubb could go to Hendrick to be Joooonyer's crew chief next year.


Well that should turn things around. He's never had a new crew chief.
 
2014-05-17 10:27:04 PM  

mikaloyd: What have I missed so far?


Kyle Busch wrecked and blamed someone else, took J-Lo with him, on the restart Wallmendinger did his thing, Denny's a lap down courtesy of Biffle's fender, and they're racing like this is the last race of their lives, which it may well be if they keep it up.

In other words, the usual.
 
2014-05-17 10:27:48 PM  

BOOGITY3

 
2014-05-17 10:27:53 PM  
GAMMA RAYS! GAMMA RAYS EVERYWHERE! GET IN YOUR CARS AND RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
 
2014-05-17 10:27:56 PM  

mikaloyd: What have I missed so far?


Kyle hit Clint in the arse and spun, Joey hit him wrecking both cars.

Walmindinger

Denny Pow Flacka Flacka Flacka
 
2014-05-17 10:28:47 PM  

Mztlplx: Mztlplx: mikaloyd: What have I missed so far?

KyBu taking out Logano, Wallmendinger being Wallmendinger, and it's not Denny Time tonight.

Oh...and the country radio band from the 9th Circle of Hell.


And the doge car is up to 17th. At least he was
 
2014-05-17 10:28:48 PM  

Gosling: GAMMA RAYS! GAMMA RAYS EVERYWHERE! GET IN YOUR CARS AND RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!


Sorry.....thought I locked down the reactor tonight. My bad...
 
2014-05-17 10:29:29 PM  
Any dogecoin car updates?
 
2014-05-17 10:29:36 PM  
Truex will get a bonus from pop pop if he takes out Harvick.
 
2014-05-17 10:30:15 PM  
Look at Kurt blocking Gordon.

The Busch brothers are douchebags on the track, whatever else they are off the track.
 
2014-05-17 10:30:18 PM  
Jamie Mac winning it all would be okay with me.
 
2014-05-17 10:30:52 PM  

Clutch2013: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.

Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.

There is no reason for Wise to be in Sprint Cup, much less the All-Star race.

And it's a stupid meme, anyway. I wonder how that must feel to everyone else, from Danica on down. Teams that might have had a shot now have to watch a dumbass stink it up because the Internet decreed it so.

/this is why we can't have nice things


As opposed to Danica, who is in a seat purely because she is an attractive woman, given some of the finest technology possible, and still can't race worth shiat.  Stop it.  It's the "FAN VOTE" for a reason.  And Josh Wise's fans wanted it more than Danica's.  Plain and simple.
 
2014-05-17 10:31:03 PM  

mikaloyd: Any dogecoin car updates?


Much suck. Last place. Annoying.
 
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