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(NASCAR)   Can the 48 dominate here for the 3rd year in a row? How did a simple internet meme become this year's fan pick? It's the NASCAR All Star Race from Charlotte (7:00 PM ET, Fox Sports 1)   (nascar.com) divider line 647
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204 clicks; posted to Sports » on 17 May 2014 at 6:30 PM (47 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-17 10:01:45 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Sweet Possum Tater: QueenMamaBee: Carl likes the bottom and Kyle likes the top

/NTTAWWT

Glad I'm not the only one who caught that. ;)

I have a filthy mind. I catch everything.

Wait. No. I catch everything that could possibly be taken badly.


I laughed but sometimes I think my humor is that of a 12 year old.

And having a dirty mind could potentially lead to catching everything.
 
2014-05-17 10:03:27 PM  

Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.

Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.

At least it's not Princess Crumplefenders wrecking her competitors.

/I voted for DamnitLarson

So did I.


I was hoping he'd get in. :(
 
2014-05-17 10:03:43 PM  
RE-BOOGITY
 
2014-05-17 10:03:52 PM  

Gosling: Professor Farksworth: I'M HERE! I'M HERE!

INITIALIZING PROFESSOR FARKSWORTH IDOL EMERGENCY STARTUP PROCEDURE...

LOCKING ON TO CAR FORTY EIGHT...

LOCATION: CHARLOTTE MOTOR SPEEDWAY CHARLOTTE, NC...

FIRING:

[img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 450x187]

Shut it off, man. It's not a points race and Johnson won't get into the Chase regardless of the outcome. We'll let him have this one if he can do it.


Yeah...use this weekend for upgrade and refurb. We have four more months to keep HWSNBN out of the Chase.

The Shrine is still open, tho.
 
2014-05-17 10:03:58 PM  
REGREEN REGREEN REGREEN, REGO REGO REGO!

That was awful.
 
2014-05-17 10:04:06 PM  

Sweet Possum Tater: QueenMamaBee: Sweet Possum Tater: QueenMamaBee: Carl likes the bottom and Kyle likes the top

/NTTAWWT

Glad I'm not the only one who caught that. ;)

I have a filthy mind. I catch everything.

Wait. No. I catch everything that could possibly be taken badly.

I laughed but sometimes I think my humor is that of a 12 year old.

And having a dirty mind could potentially lead to catching everything.


That's why I'm careful... and also use my dirty mind solely on my UPS boy toy. :)
 
2014-05-17 10:04:41 PM  

Clutch2013: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.

Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.

There is no reason for Wise to be in Sprint Cup, much less the All-Star race.

And it's a stupid meme, anyway. I wonder how that must feel to everyone else, from Danica on down. Teams that might have had a shot now have to watch a dumbass stink it up because the Internet decreed it so.

/this is why we can't have nice things


you just perfectly summed up Reddit - "This is why we can't have nice things"
 
2014-05-17 10:04:52 PM  
@nascarcasm

Interesting. Will Hamlin's strategy to stay out pay off as well as his miss-pit-stall-by-a-furlong-and-stall-car strategy?
 
2014-05-17 10:05:08 PM  

Mztlplx: Gosling: Professor Farksworth: I'M HERE! I'M HERE!

INITIALIZING PROFESSOR FARKSWORTH IDOL EMERGENCY STARTUP PROCEDURE...

LOCKING ON TO CAR FORTY EIGHT...

LOCATION: CHARLOTTE MOTOR SPEEDWAY CHARLOTTE, NC...

FIRING:

[img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 450x187]

Shut it off, man. It's not a points race and Johnson won't get into the Chase regardless of the outcome. We'll let him have this one if he can do it.

Yeah...use this weekend for upgrade and refurb. We have four more months to keep HWSNBN out of the Chase.

The Shrine is still open, tho.


Fiiine. I'll shut off the Godzilla button...

I like that button...

*flips switches, powers down Idol to "Standby"*
 
2014-05-17 10:05:42 PM  

Clutch2013: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.

Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.

There is no reason for Wise to be in Sprint Cup, much less the All-Star race.

And it's a stupid meme, anyway. I wonder how that must feel to everyone else, from Danica on down. Teams that might have had a shot now have to watch a dumbass stink it up because the Internet decreed it so.

/this is why we can't have nice things


Fan voting has always been stupid. This is merely the most recent example.
 
2014-05-17 10:05:59 PM  
@nascarcasm

Kurt: "WHY IS THIS THING MOVING SO F---ING SLOW?!" CC: "Because you're in a stock car now." Kurt: "THAT'S right, my bad."
 
2014-05-17 10:06:31 PM  

Clutch2013: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.

Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.

There is no reason for Wise to be in Sprint Cup, much less the All-Star race.

And it's a stupid meme, anyway. I wonder how that must feel to everyone else, from Danica on down. Teams that might have had a shot now have to watch a dumbass stink it up because the Internet decreed it so.

/this is why we can't have nice things


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-17 10:06:38 PM  
KYBU SMITES LOGANO

It's QMB's day
 
2014-05-17 10:06:39 PM  
WRECK
 
2014-05-17 10:06:45 PM  
CRUNCHY PEANUT CENTER ACTIVATE!
 
2014-05-17 10:06:48 PM  
Wave motion gun armed, aimed at the 48, and firing!
 
2014-05-17 10:06:51 PM  
Dammit Kyle!  But at least he picked off Logano on his way down.
 
2014-05-17 10:06:54 PM  
BOOM!
 
2014-05-17 10:07:05 PM  
SEE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I SHUT OFF THE GODZILLA BUTTON?!
 
2014-05-17 10:07:07 PM  
Ha ha
 
2014-05-17 10:07:09 PM  
DAMMIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kyle ain't going back to back this weekend.....
 
2014-05-17 10:07:09 PM  
That M&M has the perfect expression.
 
2014-05-17 10:07:25 PM  
Damnit. Was hoping Logano's car would be more torn up. Fark.
 
2014-05-17 10:07:28 PM  
Logano is now testing an experimental aerodynamic design on pit road.
 
2014-05-17 10:07:46 PM  
Dammit Kyle!
 
2014-05-17 10:08:01 PM  
Well, there's two guys who won't be getting the million dollars.
 
2014-05-17 10:08:08 PM  
Where the heck is Kyle going?
 
2014-05-17 10:08:08 PM  
Ha, he was evading his own brother!

Buh-bye, J-Lo and Kyle.
 
2014-05-17 10:08:09 PM  
www.mariowiki.com

NYAH! KYBU!
 
2014-05-17 10:08:10 PM  
Dang it.  GIF file too large.
 
2014-05-17 10:08:28 PM  
Why couldn't it have been Jeff Gordon?
 
2014-05-17 10:08:50 PM  

Professor Farksworth: SEE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I SHUT OFF THE GODZILLA BUTTON?!


I'm Kyle Busch
Boom! Smitefetti?
 
2014-05-17 10:08:54 PM  

DanZero: [www.mariowiki.com image 150x253]

NYAH! KYBU!


/that was a good game
//i should play it again
///slashies
 
2014-05-17 10:09:10 PM  

Professor Farksworth: SEE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I SHUT OFF THE GODZILLA BUTTON?!


It's OK. Save it for when it matters. Hit him with the rested, refurbished idol next week.
 
2014-05-17 10:09:13 PM  

DanZero: KYBU SMITES LOGANO

It's QMB's day


Not who I usually ask to smite Logano, but I'll take what I can get.
 
2014-05-17 10:09:22 PM  
Got a little piece of Kes too.

:: bows politely and claps hands once ::

Kami-sama, Arigato gozaimasU.
 
2014-05-17 10:10:09 PM  
J-Lo looked like he didn't even let off the gas.
 
2014-05-17 10:10:25 PM  
SIDE BY SIDE FOR A CAUTION

BRILLIANT
 
2014-05-17 10:11:19 PM  
What me  worry?

img.fark.net

Kyle Bush
 
2014-05-17 10:11:53 PM  

SeikaArashi: DanZero: [www.mariowiki.com image 150x253]

NYAH! KYBU!

/that was a good game
//i should play it again
///slashies


Spin my car, I shall. When a target it hits, that Driver...SMITED!
 
2014-05-17 10:12:40 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-17 10:12:49 PM  
Try this again.  Non GIF version.

static.tvtropes.org
 
2014-05-17 10:12:59 PM  
Kyle's just having a walk here. What's the problem?
 
2014-05-17 10:13:09 PM  
Denny Time holding up the bottom lane...
 
2014-05-17 10:13:13 PM  
Damnit Wallmendinger
 
2014-05-17 10:13:17 PM  
Allmendinged.
 
2014-05-17 10:13:20 PM  
Now Wallmendinger!
 
2014-05-17 10:13:20 PM  
Dinger is dung
 
2014-05-17 10:13:22 PM  
Wallmendinger'd
 
2014-05-17 10:13:29 PM  
AAAAHHHHH AJ!

Also HAMLIN SHEESH slowing everyone up.
 
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