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(NASCAR)   Can the 48 dominate here for the 3rd year in a row? How did a simple internet meme become this year's fan pick? It's the NASCAR All Star Race from Charlotte (7:00 PM ET, Fox Sports 1)   (nascar.com ) divider line 647
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2014-05-17 09:38:21 PM  
Just drive the cars already!
 
2014-05-17 09:39:02 PM  
"Knowing what needs to be done" now means flipping the switch back on.

/at least it makes more sense than the overheating Camaro commercial
 
2014-05-17 09:39:08 PM  

DanZero: THEY COULD HAVE SAID GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES TONIGHT


The Gentleman will be revived soon. And the glory of the British Library will be restored!

1,000 points to anyone who manages to get that reference without the help of Google.
 
2014-05-17 09:40:02 PM  

Sweet Possum Tater: DanZero: THEY COULD HAVE SAID GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES TONIGHT

I'm wondering if they had to practice that.


For hours, sadly.
 
2014-05-17 09:40:24 PM  

Sweet Possum Tater: DanZero: THEY COULD HAVE SAID GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES TONIGHT

I'm wondering if they had to practice that.


wrennswritebrainers.com

Of course they did.
 
2014-05-17 09:40:25 PM  

Gosling: DanZero: THEY COULD HAVE SAID GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES TONIGHT

The Gentleman will be revived soon. And the glory of the British Library will be restored!

1,000 points to anyone who manages to get that reference without the help of Google.


I'll take a stab. Tuesday Next?
 
2014-05-17 09:40:47 PM  
holy crap, it still hasn't started??
 
2014-05-17 09:41:09 PM  
That snippet of KyBu coming at the camera with his tongue out is so gross.
 
2014-05-17 09:41:36 PM  

Mztlplx: Gosling: DanZero: THEY COULD HAVE SAID GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES TONIGHT

The Gentleman will be revived soon. And the glory of the British Library will be restored!

1,000 points to anyone who manages to get that reference without the help of Google.

I'll take a stab. Tuesday Next?


League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
 
2014-05-17 09:41:48 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: holy crap, it still hasn't started??


They just now got the cars onto the track for their warm-up laps :(.
 
2014-05-17 09:42:13 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: holy crap, it still hasn't started?


It's not quite 10 o'clock yet, why rush things?
 
2014-05-17 09:42:20 PM  

donnielove: Sweet Possum Tater: DanZero: THEY COULD HAVE SAID GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES TONIGHT

I'm wondering if they had to practice that.

For hours, sadly.


Synchronized announcing is hard, dammit.
 
2014-05-17 09:43:25 PM  

Sweet Possum Tater: donnielove: Sweet Possum Tater: DanZero: THEY COULD HAVE SAID GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES TONIGHT

I'm wondering if they had to practice that.

For hours, sadly.

Synchronized announcing is hard, dammit.


It had more to do with dividing 4 words among 3 women.
 
2014-05-17 09:43:37 PM  

Gosling: DanZero: THEY COULD HAVE SAID GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES TONIGHT

The Gentleman will be revived soon. And the glory of the British Library will be restored!

1,000 points to anyone who manages to get that reference without the help of Google.


That Oscar-award winner, Talladega Nights?
 
2014-05-17 09:44:13 PM  

donnielove: Sweet Possum Tater: donnielove: Sweet Possum Tater: DanZero: THEY COULD HAVE SAID GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES TONIGHT

I'm wondering if they had to practice that.

For hours, sadly.

Synchronized announcing is hard, dammit.

It had more to do with dividing 4 words among 3 women.


Math is hard, dammit.
 
2014-05-17 09:45:45 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-17 09:45:45 PM  
First off, you're all wrong on the reference. Correct answer is Read Or Die.

Second:

GREEN GREEN GREEN, GO GO GO!
 
2014-05-17 09:45:46 PM  
BOOGITY!!!
 
2014-05-17 09:45:51 PM  
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY
 
2014-05-17 09:45:53 PM  
farking finally.
 
2014-05-17 09:46:50 PM  
I've seen housewives shoo away flys with more enthusiasm than whoever got to wave the green
 
2014-05-17 09:47:25 PM  
Man... racing is nice, but I'd like to hear some more of that 'country' music.
 
2014-05-17 09:48:57 PM  
Pizza Hut popup ad?

*close*
 
2014-05-17 09:49:07 PM  
Ad in the middle of the screen, that's new.
 
2014-05-17 09:49:29 PM  
Seriously, Fox? We need a mid-screen ad in a 20 lap race?
 
2014-05-17 09:50:04 PM  
Carl likes the bottom and Kyle likes the top

/NTTAWWT
 
2014-05-17 09:50:07 PM  

crotchgrabber: Man... racing is nice, but I'd like to hear some more of that 'country' music.


One night only The Good Old Blues Brothers Boys Bad
 
2014-05-17 09:50:58 PM  

relaxitsjustme: crotchgrabber: Man... racing is nice, but I'd like to hear some more of that 'country' music.

One night only The Good Old Blues Brothers Boys Bad


Sometimes it's hard, to be a woman....
 
2014-05-17 09:51:08 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Carl likes the bottom and Kyle likes the top

/NTTAWWT


Glad I'm not the only one who caught that. ;)
 
2014-05-17 09:51:13 PM  
These guys are racing awfully hard for an exhibition race. It's almost refreshing to see an All-Star event that that's taken seriously.
 
2014-05-17 09:51:40 PM  
Is there a field rotation between segments?
 
2014-05-17 09:52:45 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: These guys are racing awfully hard for an exhibition race. It's almost refreshing to see an All-Star event that that's taken seriously.


Winner gets a million dollars. That's pretty damn good incentive.
 
2014-05-17 09:53:15 PM  

Sweet Possum Tater: QueenMamaBee: Carl likes the bottom and Kyle likes the top

/NTTAWWT

Glad I'm not the only one who caught that. ;)


I have a filthy mind. I catch everything.

Wait. No. I catch everything that could possibly be taken badly.
 
2014-05-17 09:53:50 PM  
much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.
 
2014-05-17 09:54:27 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Adolf Oliver Nipples: These guys are racing awfully hard for an exhibition race. It's almost refreshing to see an All-Star event that that's taken seriously.

Winner gets a million dollars. That's pretty damn good incentive.


Yeah, but it's a long season. Tearing up your car over a 5% chance at a million bucks doesn't seem worth it.
 
2014-05-17 09:54:33 PM  

Mztlplx: Is there a field rotation between segments?


Based on everything else tonight, I'm gonna assume they first reset the order alphabetically, then by height, and for the final segment whatever benefits JJ the most.
 
2014-05-17 09:55:06 PM  

Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.


Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.
 
2014-05-17 09:55:18 PM  

Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.


Last place gets $78,000. With that much money the team could add another car.
 
2014-05-17 09:55:29 PM  

donnielove: Mztlplx: Is there a field rotation between segments?

Based on everything else tonight, I'm gonna assume they first reset the order alphabetically, then by height, and for the final segment whatever benefits JJ the most.


Heh.
 
2014-05-17 09:56:05 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Yeah, but it's a long season. Tearing up your car over a 5% chance at a million bucks doesn't seem worth it.


It seems to me like France would just set the prize money at whatever would make it worth it.
 
2014-05-17 09:57:02 PM  
I was told there'd be no math
 
2014-05-17 09:57:47 PM  

good_2_go: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.


You can't lease  one of these cars for $78K.
 
2014-05-17 09:58:18 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.

Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.


At least it's not Princess Crumplefenders wrecking her competitors.

/I voted for DamnitLarson
 
2014-05-17 09:58:19 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Adolf Oliver Nipples: These guys are racing awfully hard for an exhibition race. It's almost refreshing to see an All-Star event that that's taken seriously.

Winner gets a million dollars. That's pretty damn good incentive.

Yeah, but it's a long season. Tearing up your car over a 5% chance at a million bucks doesn't seem worth it.


Yes it does
 
2014-05-17 09:58:28 PM  
Well, well, well... either you get the million for winning, or you get dinner money at an expensive joint. No segment-winner bonus money.
 
2014-05-17 09:58:51 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.

Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.

At least it's not Princess Crumplefenders wrecking her competitors.

/I voted for DamnitLarson


So did I.
 
2014-05-17 09:58:53 PM  
I'M HERE! I'M HERE!

INITIALIZING PROFESSOR FARKSWORTH IDOL EMERGENCY STARTUP PROCEDURE...

LOCKING ON TO CAR FORTY EIGHT...

LOCATION: CHARLOTTE MOTOR SPEEDWAY CHARLOTTE, NC...

FIRING:

img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-17 09:59:00 PM  
Hamlin going to be very lonely there.
 
2014-05-17 10:00:13 PM  

Professor Farksworth: I'M HERE! I'M HERE!

INITIALIZING PROFESSOR FARKSWORTH IDOL EMERGENCY STARTUP PROCEDURE...

LOCKING ON TO CAR FORTY EIGHT...

LOCATION: CHARLOTTE MOTOR SPEEDWAY CHARLOTTE, NC...

FIRING:

[img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 450x187]


Shut it off, man. It's not a points race and Johnson won't get into the Chase regardless of the outcome. We'll let him have this one if he can do it.
 
2014-05-17 10:00:43 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.

Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.


There is no reason for Wise to be in Sprint Cup, much less the All-Star race.

And it's a stupid meme, anyway. I wonder how that must feel to everyone else, from Danica on down. Teams that might have had a shot now have to watch a dumbass stink it up because the Internet decreed it so.

/this is why we can't have nice things
 
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