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(NASCAR)   Can the 48 dominate here for the 3rd year in a row? How did a simple internet meme become this year's fan pick? It's the NASCAR All Star Race from Charlotte (7:00 PM ET, Fox Sports 1)   (nascar.com) divider line 647
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2014-05-17 08:50:43 PM  

MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.

DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*
You're lucky I'm far too tired to chase you. come over here and run your face into my palm

Here, I'll make it easier for you, here's my home address:  1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211

Well I was going to say I could track you down while shopping for Lil Bee a Columbus Blue Jackets jersey, but I see the player whose jersey I need got traded to the LA Kings.

/don't like hockey, but the guy's last name is Lil Bee's first name and a friend from Philly got Lil Bee a Flyers jersey when the guy still played for them.

I know who you speak of and that's a great name.  Sadly with my very ethnic German name, I'll never get a hockey jersey, although I do have a Die Mannschaft kit with the name.


We'll never get anything with our last name on it.... there are only 75 people in the US with our last name, and none are professional athletes. Fortunately there are a lot of people with his first name as their last name.
 
2014-05-17 08:51:51 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: If Kyle is "Rowdy Busch," can we dub Kurt, "Kranky Busch?"


It's Crank-Shaft Busch for you son
 
2014-05-17 08:51:51 PM  
Mztlplx:

I have an old Lightning sweater with a Swedish player's name that's same as mine. Turns out, he's from the same town in Sweden my family came from...

Unrelated (kinda) - I just love the name "Frolunda"
 
2014-05-17 08:52:32 PM  

MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.

DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*
You're lucky I'm far too tired to chase you. come over here and run your face into my palm

Here, I'll make it easier for you, here's my home address:  1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211

Well I was going to say I could track you down while shopping for Lil Bee a Columbus Blue Jackets jersey, but I see the player whose jersey I need got traded to the LA Kings.

/don't like hockey, but the guy's last name is Lil Bee's first name and a friend from Philly got Lil Bee a Flyers jersey when the guy still played for them.

I know who you speak of and that's a great name.  Sadly with my very ethnic German name, I'll never get a hockey jersey, although I do have a Die Mannschaft kit with the name.


Favorite hockey name:  Tuggnuts
 
2014-05-17 08:52:59 PM  

Jensaarai: Mikey's running train?


Every time he says the phrase, "did an ironman" I assume he is talking about blowing Tony Stark.
 
2014-05-17 08:53:17 PM  
the funny thing is, one night (I forget what channel I was watching) one of these Androgel commercials came on, then a couple of commercials later one of those "ANDROGEL WILL KILL YOU" lawyer commercials came on
 
2014-05-17 08:53:37 PM  

Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.

DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*
You're lucky I'm far too tired to chase you. come over here and run your face into my palm

Here, I'll make it easier for you, here's my home address:  1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211

Well I was going to say I could track you down while shopping for Lil Bee a Columbus Blue Jackets jersey, but I see the player whose jersey I need got traded to the LA Kings.

/don't like hockey, but the guy's last name is Lil Bee's first name and a friend from Philly got Lil Bee a Flyers jersey when the guy still played for them.

You named Lil Bee Bryzgalov Bee?

/NTTAWWT


Yeah, I thought Bryzgalov went well with my very Irish last name.

/the only Irish trait I got was the last name, I usually get mistaken for Mexican (even when not wearing the jersey) or black/white biracial.
 
2014-05-17 08:54:10 PM  

QueenMamaBee: We'll never get anything with our last name on it.... there are only 75 people in the US with our last name, and none are professional athletes. Fortunately there are a lot of people with his first name as their last name.


My daughter's name is Gwen.  She has blonde hair, blue eyes, and has a healthy obsession with Spider-Man.

The wife and I will have to do so much explaining when she gets older.
 
2014-05-17 08:55:26 PM  

The Bestest: the funny thing is, one night (I forget what channel I was watching) one of these Androgel commercials came on, then a couple of commercials later one of those "ANDROGEL WILL KILL YOU" lawyer commercials came on


Got something similiar to that too. Tampa's most well known ambulance chasers want to hear from you if you take Androgel/Axiron/ all that other junk

/morgan & morgan - FOR THE PEOPLE
 
2014-05-17 08:56:25 PM  

MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: We'll never get anything with our last name on it.... there are only 75 people in the US with our last name, and none are professional athletes. Fortunately there are a lot of people with his first name as their last name.

My daughter's name is Gwen.  She has blonde hair, blue eyes, and has a healthy obsession with Spider-Man.

The wife and I will have to do so much explaining when she gets older.


Just don't let her climb to the top of the Brooklyn Bridge, and she'll be fine
 
2014-05-17 08:56:59 PM  

DanZero: The Bestest: the funny thing is, one night (I forget what channel I was watching) one of these Androgel commercials came on, then a couple of commercials later one of those "ANDROGEL WILL KILL YOU" lawyer commercials came on

Got something similiar to that too. Tampa's most well known ambulance chasers want to hear from you if you take Androgel/Axiron/ all that other junk

/morgan & morgan - FOR THE PEOPLE


At least we'll have medical weed come November, thanks to him.

/only good thing he's ever done
 
2014-05-17 08:58:20 PM  
QueenMamaBee:

/the only Irish trait I got was the last name, I usually get mistaken for Mexican (even when not wearing the jersey) or black/white biracial.

Consider this for Little Bee as well:
 
2014-05-17 08:58:41 PM  
@NASCAR_Wonka

Carl Edwards after winning the pole

pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-05-17 09:00:08 PM  

Jensaarai: Mikey's running train?


img.fark.net

/I may have had a lot to drink this evening and am really bored
 
2014-05-17 09:02:06 PM  
AJ Allmendinger channeling Chris Jericho with the "COME ON BABY" fist pump
 
2014-05-17 09:02:15 PM  
Smoke broke something in his car? The hell you say!
 
2014-05-17 09:03:02 PM  
oh, Hootie's doing the anthem
 
2014-05-17 09:03:31 PM  

The Bestest: oh, Hootie's doing the anthem


Sans Blowfish.
 
2014-05-17 09:04:04 PM  
"You gotta be up front at the end!"

Dammit, how much does Mikey make for that level of insight?  Having never driven a race car, I would never have been able to throw out that tidbit.
 
2014-05-17 09:05:17 PM  

MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee:

/the only Irish trait I got was the last name, I usually get mistaken for Mexican (even when not wearing the jersey) or black/white biracial.

Consider this for Little Bee as well:


Bit too big for now, but that'd be awesome for sometime in the next year or two. I might place a bid on it.

MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: We'll never get anything with our last name on it.... there are only 75 people in the US with our last name, and none are professional athletes. Fortunately there are a lot of people with his first name as their last name.

My daughter's name is Gwen.  She has blonde hair, blue eyes, and has a healthy obsession with Spider-Man.

The wife and I will have to do so much explaining when she gets older.


Hee. Lil Bee uses his middle name (the name on the jersey). His first name is after a rather famous news reporter that i had a crush on. Yes, Lil Bee knows who he was named after.
 
2014-05-17 09:05:19 PM  
Hmm. Smoke standing next to KuBu during the invocation. And I didn't see any lightning rods nearby.
 
2014-05-17 09:05:22 PM  
whoda thunk that Hootie would go on to have a successful career as a country singer?
 
2014-05-17 09:06:40 PM  
He did a good job on the Anthem.
 
2014-05-17 09:06:44 PM  
Yay Hootie!!!!!!
 
2014-05-17 09:06:48 PM  
That wasn't a bad anthem, I liked it.
 
2014-05-17 09:06:55 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: whoda thunk that Hootie would go on to have a successful career as a country singer?


Forget it. He's wearing a 48 hat.
 
2014-05-17 09:07:55 PM  
Country rap
 
2014-05-17 09:08:14 PM  
Ain't no rap like country rap.
 
2014-05-17 09:08:26 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Country rap


I was just about to ask...
 
2014-05-17 09:08:27 PM  
omg I'm getting so tired of Dad switching channels to the Big Bang Theory.
 
2014-05-17 09:08:48 PM  
We live right near the track and hear all of the fireworks and engine noises. It's very cool.

Not thrilled with this strange man singing now, though.
 
2014-05-17 09:08:52 PM  
who is this clod singing?
 
2014-05-17 09:09:11 PM  
So fake. As a person I mean.
 
2014-05-17 09:09:14 PM  
Shut up Jake Owen
 
2014-05-17 09:09:23 PM  
Okay, I'm not really current on my country music stars, but is this dude actually popular?  I feel like I at least recognize the names of most of the country acts around these days.
 
2014-05-17 09:10:02 PM  
If they wanted this kind of music...shoulda just spent the money and got Jimmy Buffett.
 
2014-05-17 09:10:22 PM  
Does he have lip prints tattooed on his bicep?
 
2014-05-17 09:10:42 PM  

rhiannon: Ain't no rap like country rap.


Country + rap = crap, for short.
 
2014-05-17 09:10:54 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Does he have lip prints tattooed on his bicep?


That's where his cat was sitting.
 
2014-05-17 09:11:02 PM  
Why is Frank TJ Mackie performing on NASCAR?
 
2014-05-17 09:11:33 PM  
It's 2000s Matthew McConaughey, the band.
 
2014-05-17 09:11:36 PM  

Mztlplx: If they wanted this kind of music...shoulda just spent the money and got Jimmy Buffett.


Agreed. We are seventeen types of annoyed with him.
 
2014-05-17 09:11:48 PM  
So, that is what it sounds like when you put "meh" to music
 
2014-05-17 09:11:55 PM  
Country music has devolved into a Chippendale's show.
 
2014-05-17 09:12:09 PM  

SeikaArashi: That wasn't a bad anthem, I liked it.


No mute button required

/unlike last night
 
2014-05-17 09:12:21 PM  

Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: Does he have lip prints tattooed on his bicep?

That's where his cat was sitting.


I just choked on popcorn. Thanks.
 
2014-05-17 09:12:24 PM  
ROWDY!!!
 
2014-05-17 09:12:32 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Shut up Jake Owen


+infinity
 
2014-05-17 09:12:38 PM  
So are they going to actually race tonight?  I'll be way too drunk for a 10pm green flag.
 
2014-05-17 09:12:52 PM  
so we have to refer to Kyle as "the Candyman" now?
 
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