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(NASCAR)   Can the 48 dominate here for the 3rd year in a row? How did a simple internet meme become this year's fan pick? It's the NASCAR All Star Race from Charlotte (7:00 PM ET, Fox Sports 1)   ( nascar.com) divider line
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2014-05-17 08:20:04 PM  

Jensaarai: In this edition of "Jeff Hammond in weird places," he finally seems happy.


His opening line "Sup, biatches?"
 
2014-05-17 08:20:25 PM  
If Kyle is "Rowdy Busch," can we dub Kurt, "Kranky Busch?"
 
2014-05-17 08:20:43 PM  
And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).
 
2014-05-17 08:22:09 PM  
wheee!
 
2014-05-17 08:22:36 PM  
Kes tried to blue spark his way onto pit road
 
2014-05-17 08:23:11 PM  
@dustinlong
By time Kurt Busch complete this 3-lap run, he will have run 11 laps of qualifying today. That's longer than last segment
 
2014-05-17 08:23:30 PM  

ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).


CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.
 
2014-05-17 08:23:53 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: If Kyle is "Rowdy Busch," can we dub Kurt, "Kranky Busch?"


I thought he was Ragey Busch?
 
2014-05-17 08:25:50 PM  
Small marketing rant:

I really like the old Miller Lite logo and cans.  It's simple, it's easy.  Coors spends way too much on stupid gimmicky cans.  Lite is what it is.  It's not a perfect beer, it's a tailgating, simple brew.  Don't mess with what brought you to the dance.
 
2014-05-17 08:26:08 PM  
Charter: the cable company that found me a station where I can watch sumo wrestling.

true story.
 
2014-05-17 08:26:52 PM  

QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.


DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*
 
2014-05-17 08:27:12 PM  
Cousin Carl FTW
 
2014-05-17 08:27:27 PM  
Incidentially the reason why I'm watching qualifying is because my hometown team shiat the bed tonight.  Thanks, Union!
 
2014-05-17 08:27:50 PM  
So is that Hunt Bros Pizza any good?

/there's a store near here that sells it, haven't tried it
 
2014-05-17 08:29:23 PM  

ski9600: So is that Hunt Bros Pizza any good?

/there's a store near here that sells it, haven't tried it


We don't have any near me, so I wouldn't know. :<
 
2014-05-17 08:29:47 PM  
Dear KFC: just stop making commercials. Stop. Please stop. You're almost as bad as Quizno's and look what happened to them.
 
2014-05-17 08:30:46 PM  
Okay, Josh - let's see what you can do with this opportunity.
 
2014-05-17 08:31:16 PM  

MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.

DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*

You're lucky I'm far too tired to chase you. come over here and run your face into my palm
 
2014-05-17 08:31:17 PM  

Gosling: Dear KFC: just stop making commercials. Stop. Please stop. You're almost as bad as Quizno's and look what happened to them.


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-17 08:31:23 PM  
yay Doge!!
 
2014-05-17 08:31:56 PM  
Doge car! :D
 
2014-05-17 08:32:00 PM  
And here's the explanation to all those who aren't on Reddit or know what a dogecoin is as to WTF is going on here.
 
2014-05-17 08:32:04 PM  
so.. reddit = Chad Knaus?
 
2014-05-17 08:32:44 PM  

The Bestest: so.. reddit = Chad Knaus?


4chan. Reddit wouldn't have him.
 
2014-05-17 08:32:48 PM  
How do you explain to your parents that your career of choice is "jack man"?
 
2014-05-17 08:32:54 PM  
BKR races every week. with THREE cars! Where's OUR attention, huh? HUH?!
 
2014-05-17 08:33:33 PM  
Contract year, eh?
 
2014-05-17 08:33:34 PM  
leave it to Evil Opie to screw Kyle out of the pole
 
2014-05-17 08:34:35 PM  
Kyle Bush

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-17 08:34:55 PM  
Well, that was rather disappointing.
 
2014-05-17 08:35:26 PM  

QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.

DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*
You're lucky I'm far too tired to chase you. come over here and run your face into my palm


Here, I'll make it easier for you, here's my home address:  1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211
 
2014-05-17 08:35:37 PM  

MattyFridays: Small marketing rant:

I really like the old Miller Lite logo and cans.  It's simple, it's easy.  Coors spends way too much on stupid gimmicky cans.  Lite is what it is.  It's not a perfect beer, it's a tailgating, simple brew.  Don't mess with what brought you to the dance.


Hey, Coors cans are cool because they are taller and narrower.

/And they are 100% recycled already IIRC so I can throw them away and still feel good about myself
//todays trash dumps are tomorrows mines
///the solution to pollution is dilution
////flush twice, Denver needs the water
 
2014-05-17 08:36:33 PM  

QueenMamaBee: How do you explain to your parents that your career of choice is "jack man"?


Jack Men are probably doing this on the side, they probably are personal trainers or work in the shop or do something else to augment their income.
 
2014-05-17 08:36:56 PM  

The Bestest: BKR races every week. with THREE cars! Where's OUR attention, huh? HUH?!


Every race. Usually accompanied by a yellow flag. ;(
 
2014-05-17 08:37:16 PM  

The Bestest: BKR races every week. with THREE cars! Where's OUR attention, huh? HUH?!


They have real sponsors already, like Dr Pepper.
 
2014-05-17 08:37:46 PM  

zippolight2002: Well, that was rather disappointing.


Probably told him not to go balls out so not to tear up the car before the actual race.
 
2014-05-17 08:37:55 PM  

MattyFridays: 1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211


That's Wrigley Field... oh... no, never mind.
 
2014-05-17 08:38:25 PM  

Jensaarai: The Bestest: BKR races every week. with THREE cars! Where's OUR attention, huh? HUH?!

Every race. Usually accompanied by a yellow flag. ;(


That's just snarky. Really, really funny...but snarky.
 
2014-05-17 08:38:53 PM  

Jensaarai: Every race. Usually accompanied by a yellow flag. ;(


I laughed.
I cried.

/I'm still crying
 
2014-05-17 08:39:21 PM  

Foaming: MattyFridays: 1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211

That's Wrigley Field... oh... no, never mind.


Basically a loose translation of that joke, incidentally.
 
2014-05-17 08:39:35 PM  

Gosling: And here's the explanation to all those who aren't on Reddit or know what a dogecoin is as to WTF is going on here.


It's like the Big Brother/American Idle glory moment for NASCAR.
 
2014-05-17 08:40:38 PM  

QueenMamaBee: DanZero: QueenMamaBee: "eww Kyleafornia Chrome Busch."

is QueenMamaBee gonna have to choke a biatch? :p


Well that was courtesy of nascarcasm which I posted earlier in the thread -- wasn't mine!
 
2014-05-17 08:41:53 PM  
Idle. I'm sticking with that. Anyway, time for Super Bowl style intros soon.
 
2014-05-17 08:42:03 PM  

MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.

DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*
You're lucky I'm far too tired to chase you. come over here and run your face into my palm

Here, I'll make it easier for you, here's my home address:  1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211


Well I was going to say I could track you down while shopping for Lil Bee a Columbus Blue Jackets jersey, but I see the player whose jersey I need got traded to the LA Kings.

/don't like hockey, but the guy's last name is Lil Bee's first name and a friend from Philly got Lil Bee a Flyers jersey when the guy still played for them.
 
2014-05-17 08:44:54 PM  

DanZero: QueenMamaBee: DanZero: QueenMamaBee: "eww Kyleafornia Chrome Busch."

is QueenMamaBee gonna have to choke a biatch? :p

Well that was courtesy of nascarcasm which I posted earlier in the thread -- wasn't mine!


Oops, missed that.

Like I said, I'm tired. Spent four hours cleaning out mulch beds for my mom's cousin, then came home and cleaned up for a car show, made it home barely in time for the Preakness. I'm about to partake in some Benadryl, at which time I'll be even slower than usual.
 
2014-05-17 08:46:50 PM  

QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.

DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*
You're lucky I'm far too tired to chase you. come over here and run your face into my palm

Here, I'll make it easier for you, here's my home address:  1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211

Well I was going to say I could track you down while shopping for Lil Bee a Columbus Blue Jackets jersey, but I see the player whose jersey I need got traded to the LA Kings.

/don't like hockey, but the guy's last name is Lil Bee's first name and a friend from Philly got Lil Bee a Flyers jersey when the guy still played for them.


I know who you speak of and that's a great name.  Sadly with my very ethnic German name, I'll never get a hockey jersey, although I do have a Die Mannschaft kit with the name.
 
2014-05-17 08:47:40 PM  

QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.

DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*
You're lucky I'm far too tired to chase you. come over here and run your face into my palm

Here, I'll make it easier for you, here's my home address:  1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211

Well I was going to say I could track you down while shopping for Lil Bee a Columbus Blue Jackets jersey, but I see the player whose jersey I need got traded to the LA Kings.

/don't like hockey, but the guy's last name is Lil Bee's first name and a friend from Philly got Lil Bee a Flyers jersey when the guy still played for them.


You named Lil Bee Bryzgalov Bee?

/NTTAWWT
 
2014-05-17 08:48:35 PM  
QueenMamaBee:  at which time I'll be even slower than usual.

Queen Ma-Ma Bee?

fc05.deviantart.net
 
2014-05-17 08:50:14 PM  

MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.

DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*
You're lucky I'm far too tired to chase you. come over here and run your face into my palm

Here, I'll make it easier for you, here's my home address:  1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211

Well I was going to say I could track you down while shopping for Lil Bee a Columbus Blue Jackets jersey, but I see the player whose jersey I need got traded to the LA Kings.

/don't like hockey, but the guy's last name is Lil Bee's first name and a friend from Philly got Lil Bee a Flyers jersey when the guy still played for them.

I know who you speak of and that's a great name.  Sadly with my very ethnic German name, I'll never get a hockey jersey, although I do have a Die Mannschaft kit with the name.


I have an old Lightning sweater with a Swedish player's name that's same as mine. Turns out, he's from the same town in Sweden my family came from...
 
2014-05-17 08:50:30 PM  
Mikey's running train?
 
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