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(NASCAR)   Can the 48 dominate here for the 3rd year in a row? How did a simple internet meme become this year's fan pick? It's the NASCAR All Star Race from Charlotte (7:00 PM ET, Fox Sports 1)   (nascar.com) divider line 647
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2014-05-17 07:53:50 PM

MattyFridays: Gosling: MattyFridays: Danica's fans are legitimately pissed that she's not in. Reddit was making fun of her facebook butthurt. Considering GoDaddy loves to send emails for every farking thing, this is awesome. There's talk of Doge car at Talladega, and why not? All of these races are complete crapshoots on who can win.

I could definitely see her racing her own way in. She can run a good qualifier when called upon to do so. The race itself is a completely different story.

She didn't.  The qualifier was last night, and she came in 10th.


If ALL the drivers in the race died in a fiery Armageddon on the first lap, how far back would she still be in the points standings?
 
2014-05-17 07:55:06 PM
Krista Voda. Want.
 
2014-05-17 07:55:25 PM
Kurt Busch's car is powered by RAGE
 
2014-05-17 07:55:34 PM
That's what I was intending to say. Danica is good for a respectable TIME TRIAL. The thingie where she's going the distance, she's going for speed, she's all alone in her time of need, because she's racing and pacing and plotting the course, she's fighting and biting and riding on her horse.
 
2014-05-17 07:55:47 PM

relaxitsjustme: I want somebody from California to win in honor of the Fark Preakness thread that never was.


go Harvick!!!
 
2014-05-17 07:56:45 PM

Gosling: That's what I was intending to say. Danica is good for a respectable TIME TRIAL. The thingie where she's going the distance, she's going for speed, she's all alone in her time of need, because she's racing and pacing and plotting the course, she's fighting and biting and riding on her horse.


Yeah....I've already left with the Cup.
 
2014-05-17 08:00:09 PM

QueenMamaBee: relaxitsjustme: I want somebody from California to win in honor of the Fark Preakness thread that never was.

go Harvick!!!


you know who ELSE is from California?
 
2014-05-17 08:00:18 PM
I expected more lulz from Kyle
 
2014-05-17 08:01:10 PM
Kyle Busch on the pole!
 
2014-05-17 08:01:11 PM

Foaming: I expected more lulz from Kyle


Nah, tonight is Srs Kyle.
 
2014-05-17 08:01:11 PM

The Bestest: QueenMamaBee: relaxitsjustme: I want somebody from California to win in honor of the Fark Preakness thread that never was.

go Harvick!!!

you know who ELSE is from California?


Since its you asking...

Alex Bowman?
 
2014-05-17 08:01:21 PM
Wow, Kyle gets tons of cheers from the crowd.  I was not expecting that.
 
2014-05-17 08:01:59 PM
BLOW THE PITS JJ!
 
2014-05-17 08:02:07 PM

The Bestest: QueenMamaBee: relaxitsjustme: I want somebody from California to win in honor of the Fark Preakness thread that never was.

go Harvick!!!

you know who ELSE is from California?


youshutyourwhoremouth.jpg
 
2014-05-17 08:02:25 PM
So I was talking to my girlfriend (who called me just as Jeff was coming out to do his qualifying) and just came down to watch Kyle take the pole away from Jeff.

I has a sad now. :<
 
2014-05-17 08:03:04 PM
:: tosses 1000 yen into the shrine collection basket, bows politely and claps hands once ::

Not tonight either, Kami-sama. Arigato gozaimasen.
 
2014-05-17 08:03:09 PM

Mztlplx: Since its you asking...

Alex Bowman?


Nah, hes from 'Zona and the Truexes are from Jersey.

I was trying to conflate JJ with Hitler.

..but since you brought it up, newest BKR member Gettin' Cole Whitt it IS from Cal-I-For-Ni-A!
 
2014-05-17 08:04:00 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-17 08:04:44 PM
Penske winking at Kurt..
THE FIX IS IN!
 
2014-05-17 08:05:15 PM

vegaswench: Wow, Kyle gets tons of cheers from the crowd.  I was not expecting that.


He got pretty heavily booed where I'm sitting.

/No commercials when it's live.
 
2014-05-17 08:06:06 PM
@jpmontoya
A little disappointed with the result today. Really thought we had a car for the top 9. Not giving up at all.
 
2014-05-17 08:06:32 PM

Fireproof: vegaswench: Wow, Kyle gets tons of cheers from the crowd.  I was not expecting that.

He got pretty heavily booed where I'm sitting.

/No commercials when it's live.


You clearly are sitting in the "No Fun Zone."  ;)
 
2014-05-17 08:07:09 PM

The Bestest: Penske winking at Kurt..
THE FIX IS IN!


ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
 
2014-05-17 08:07:43 PM

Fireproof: vegaswench: Wow, Kyle gets tons of cheers from the crowd.  I was not expecting that.

He got pretty heavily booed where I'm sitting.

/No commercials when it's live.


One of ours is at the track again. We've done pretty well at having Farkers at races this year.

My turn in July...night race at Daytona...
 
2014-05-17 08:07:50 PM
Did NASCAR banninate the jackman tossing the jack over the car? Or was it not as quick as conventional methods?
 
2014-05-17 08:07:54 PM
@NASCAR_Wonka

Nothing new for Kyle Busch. He drives like that on pit road every week.
 
2014-05-17 08:08:53 PM
Never doubt The Rowdy One. Say what you will about him as a person, but he is one hell of a driver. To say he dominated the truck race last night vastly underappreciates what he did on the track. He led all but a small handful of laps, maybe half a dozen. He absolutely owned this speedway last night, and I fully expect to see greatness out of him tonight.

And yes, I'm wearing my M&Ms 18 shirt tonight!
 
2014-05-17 08:09:01 PM

good_2_go: Did NASCAR banninate the jackman tossing the jack over the car? Or was it not as quick as conventional methods?


Weird pit rules, just for this qualifying.
 
2014-05-17 08:09:14 PM

vegaswench: Fireproof: vegaswench: Wow, Kyle gets tons of cheers from the crowd.  I was not expecting that.

He got pretty heavily booed where I'm sitting.

/No commercials when it's live.

You clearly are sitting in the "No Fun Zone."  ;)


Apparently my living room is a "No Fun Zone," because Lil Bee yelled "eww Kyle Busch." :)
 
2014-05-17 08:09:55 PM

Mztlplx: Fireproof: vegaswench: Wow, Kyle gets tons of cheers from the crowd.  I was not expecting that.

He got pretty heavily booed where I'm sitting.

/No commercials when it's live.

One of ours is at the track again. We've done pretty well at having Farkers at races this year.

My turn in July...night race at Daytona...


If my mom remembered to buy my ticket this year for Indy, I'll be there.

If not, then it'll be the second year in a row that I missed the Brickyard. :(
 
2014-05-17 08:10:25 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Never doubt The Rowdy One. Say what you will about him as a person, but he is one hell of a driver. To say he dominated the truck race last night vastly underappreciates what he did on the track. He led all but a small handful of laps, maybe half a dozen. He absolutely owned this speedway last night, and I fully expect to see greatness out of him tonight.

And yes, I'm wearing my M&Ms 18 shirt tonight!


Who had the 18 nipple ring last year? I forget

/but definitely gets the hardcore bonus
 
2014-05-17 08:10:46 PM

QueenMamaBee: "eww Kyleafornia Chrome Busch."

 
2014-05-17 08:10:50 PM
Forgive me, but I have put on SaltyBet in another window. My commentary may get confused.
 
2014-05-17 08:11:09 PM

Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Never doubt The Rowdy One. Say what you will about him as a person, but he is one hell of a driver. To say he dominated the truck race last night vastly underappreciates what he did on the track. He led all but a small handful of laps, maybe half a dozen. He absolutely owned this speedway last night, and I fully expect to see greatness out of him tonight.

And yes, I'm wearing my M&Ms 18 shirt tonight!

Who had the 18 nipple ring last year? I forget

/but definitely gets the hardcore bonus


technically it was just a print-out of the 18 logo that I taped to my ring...
 
2014-05-17 08:11:37 PM

Mztlplx: :: tosses 1000 yen into the shrine collection basket, bows politely and claps hands once ::

Not tonight either, Kami-sama. Arigato gozaimasen.


Sumimasen but it should be Arigato gozaimasu.
 
2014-05-17 08:13:17 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Never doubt The Rowdy One. Say what you will about him as a person, but he is one hell of a driver. To say he dominated the truck race last night vastly underappreciates what he did on the track. He led all but a small handful of laps, maybe half a dozen. He absolutely owned this speedway last night, and I fully expect to see greatness out of him tonight.

And yes, I'm wearing my M&Ms 18 shirt tonight!

Who had the 18 nipple ring last year? I forget

/but definitely gets the hardcore bonus

technically it was just a print-out of the 18 logo that I taped to my ring...


Close enough for NASFARK.

/and ouch.
 
2014-05-17 08:13:30 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Never doubt The Rowdy One. Say what you will about him as a person, but he is one hell of a driver. To say he dominated the truck race last night vastly underappreciates what he did on the track. He led all but a small handful of laps, maybe half a dozen. He absolutely owned this speedway last night, and I fully expect to see greatness out of him tonight.

And yes, I'm wearing my M&Ms 18 shirt tonight!


Preach it!  I'm wearing mine, too.
 
2014-05-17 08:13:47 PM

DanZero: QueenMamaBee: "eww Kyleafornia Chrome Busch."


is QueenMamaBee gonna have to choke a biatch? :p
 
2014-05-17 08:13:47 PM
Serious question because I live in NJ.  Is Hunt Brothers Pizza any good?  Or is it crap?

"crap" being Ellio's.  I have a soft spot for Little Caesars.
 
2014-05-17 08:14:40 PM
well, that wasn't awkward or anything
 
2014-05-17 08:14:44 PM
Racially Diverse Fake Cheerleaders for Fox Sports!
 
2014-05-17 08:14:54 PM

relaxitsjustme: Mztlplx: :: tosses 1000 yen into the shrine collection basket, bows politely and claps hands once ::

Not tonight either, Kami-sama. Arigato gozaimasen.

Sumimasen but it should be Arigato gozaimasu.


You are correct. My Jaoanese is a bit rusty (haven't really used it since I was in the Navy @ Sasebo).
 
2014-05-17 08:15:01 PM

www.bromygod.comoilyfishhead: [media4.onsugar.com image 850x1275]

 
2014-05-17 08:15:03 PM
In this edition of "Jeff Hammond in weird places," he finally seems happy.
 
2014-05-17 08:15:28 PM
This is fun but I've got the honeydew list to work on. See you Farkers for the main event.
 
2014-05-17 08:16:04 PM
Did anyone else want to yell, "Look out! There's a Hammond behind you!" at the poor Fox 1 girls?
 
2014-05-17 08:16:32 PM
Never bet Jimmy Hammond.
 
2014-05-17 08:16:52 PM
Carl just edges Kyle.. and the crowd goes.. wild?
 
2014-05-17 08:17:18 PM
Who is qualifying last?  Track is getting faster, so they can get the pole if they don't fark up the pit stop.
 
2014-05-17 08:17:57 PM

clear_prop: Who is qualifying last?


Doge prolly
 
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