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(NASCAR)   Can the 48 dominate here for the 3rd year in a row? How did a simple internet meme become this year's fan pick? It's the NASCAR All Star Race from Charlotte (7:00 PM ET, Fox Sports 1)   (nascar.com ) divider line
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2014-05-17 12:39:26 PM  

ARE YOU NOT SPORTS ENTERTAINED?


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And now its time for...


THE RULEBOOK TO BE THROWN THE FARK OUT!


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(Created by DanZero & bluorangefyre, with contributions from Professor Farksworth, QueenMamaBee, Mzltplx, and a bunch of other Fark racing fans!)

1) Every 25th post is "DANICA," every 500th post is "CHECKERED FLAG!" and every 1,100th post is, "Screw the gredunza, I just did the double!"
2) Brian France Mr. McMahon asking "ARE YOU NOT SPORTS ENTERTAINED?" before the 10th post
3) Somebody comes in with a humorous "left/right turn/going in circles" comment
4) BOOGITY in some form when various segments start
5) Idols/Buddhas/Transformers/Reactors being fired up
6) Complaints about TNT & ESPN race coverage (or if in TNT/ESPN coverage, how bad it is and how we pine for FOX again) ONLY VALID FOR 2014!
7) While we were away!
8) Green flag pit stops
9) The inevitable race commentator foul up
10) Phantom cautions - pace dingo appears after two, Mr. McMahon Brian France appears if it benefits the driver of car #48 and/or the person who probably doesn't deserve to drive car #3, or sets up a closer finish
11) "Austin Dillon driving car number three... the number made famous by the late/great Dale Earnhardt."
12) MLP deployment ONLY in the following instances: sad Rainbow Dash when Princess Crumplefenders (AKA Danica) inevitably wrecks, happy Rainbow Dash if she's running in the top 20, charging Rainbow Dash if she's in the top 10, and whatever the evil pony is that is the sister of the queen pony if we need some extra mojo to help the idols and Buddhas defeat car #48
13) Complaints and such if Jimmie Johnson wins again and celebrations from his fan(s)
14) Race is official when Kvapil, Reutimann, Wise or Danica bring out the caution (can be more than one)... causes referee dog to be deployed
15) BONUS OFFICIAL RACE: Mikey brings out the yellow
16) Something to do with potato salad and/or sugar free gummi bears
17) SPECIAL BONUS: One of us is actually at the track
18) Something not meant to catch fire does
19) We are reminded about how a track is famous for The Big One/Darlington Stripe/Eating tires/Fuel Mileage races.
20) "Because #3 car"
21) Race is boring... what are you drinking?
22) "Lord baby Jesus, smite Logano's engine!"
23) Somebody asking why they don't run in the rain followed by a quick explaination why its not a good idea
24) "Nevermind that shiat, here comes Dick Trickle!"
25) DanZero's commercial recap from last week and running throughout the thread
26) DOGECAR!  Many laps.  Very fast.
 
2014-05-17 12:43:21 PM  
NASFARK TWITTER LIST! (Updated 05/12/2014)

(Updated 05/12/2014)

bluorangefyre - @bluorangefyre
QueenMamaBee - @KyJockeyLuvr
Mztlplx - @tinfoil_fedora
Professor Farksworth - @TDA_wooo
Foaming - @EvanOlson

Feel free to add on to this, since it is the debut.
 
2014-05-17 05:17:27 PM  
If JJ asolutely MUST win a race this year, this is the one to do it in. Sure, it'll suck that he won, but it doesn't count towards the Chase and isn't an auto-in so the damage is mitigated.

I say we let the idols rest until next week's 600 and hit him with reinvigorated power.
 
2014-05-17 06:34:00 PM  
Hey, we're up early for once!

Hello NASFARK...
 
2014-05-17 06:37:20 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: I say we let the idols rest until next week's 600 and hit him with reinvigorated power


I sent the original Buddha down to Nepenthe Spa in Big Sur for a a meditation & yoga retreat. He's squeezed into his yoga pants and discussing the works of Carlos Castenada. The 48 winning tonight is of no consequence to the grander schemes of the universe.

That being said, the Vodak car was flying this morning in Indy!
 
2014-05-17 06:42:03 PM  
@nateryan
Anyone else wonder if the Dogecoin-Reddit community also has realized there's online voting for Most Popular Driver?
 
2014-05-17 06:42:47 PM  
so.. what're the odds that they "revise" the fan voting rules next year?
 
2014-05-17 06:43:48 PM  

Mztlplx: Hello NASFARK...


I hear that in my mind as Jerry Seinfeld greeting his ever so loathed neighbor.
 
2014-05-17 06:46:22 PM  
So if you want to skip the pre-race show and just tune in for the race, turn on your TV at 9:17 p.m.


/10:17pm for me
//way too late for a meaningless exhibition
///getting old
 
2014-05-17 06:49:24 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: If JJ asolutely MUST win a race this year, this is the one to do it in. Sure, it'll suck that he won, but it doesn't count towards the Chase and isn't an auto-in so the damage is mitigated.

I say we let the idols rest until next week's 600 and hit him with reinvigorated power.


Good. Tiny Buddha is down for maintenance as required for Dept. Of Energy certification. Got some new Strontium-90 secondary rods and a Polonium overdrive system, courtesy of my Russian tovarisch.

/nevermind the rad suit, I'm clean, I promise.
 
2014-05-17 06:50:30 PM  

good_2_go: So if you want to skip the pre-race show and just tune in for the race, turn on your TV at 9:17 p.m.


/10:17pm for me
//way too late for a meaningless exhibition
///getting old


So why all the pre-race stuff without the open?

/at work again
//much overtime. little rest
 
2014-05-17 06:51:09 PM  

crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: Hello NASFARK...

I hear that in my mind as Jerry Seinfeld greeting his ever so loathed neighbor.


catracing.cat.com
 
2014-05-17 06:53:03 PM  

crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: Hello NASFARK...

I hear that in my mind as Jerry Seinfeld greeting his ever so loathed neighbor.


Okay then...

Good news, NASFARK! We're back...
 
2014-05-17 06:53:29 PM  
"Country music star Darius Rucker will sing the national anthem before tonight's race."

I'm getting old, too. When does Hetfield debut as the star of Tosca at the Met?

I mean, seriously. Darius Rucker? Country? I'll bet the good ol' boys love the hell out of him.
 
2014-05-17 06:53:58 PM  

good_2_go: So if you want to skip the pre-race show and just tune in for the race, turn on your TV at 9:17 p.m.


Well currently on FS1, the Yankees are still teeing off against the Bucs. Five homers as of the 8th.
 
2014-05-17 06:56:30 PM  

Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: Hello NASFARK...

I hear that in my mind as Jerry Seinfeld greeting his ever so loathed neighbor.

Okay then...

Good news, NASFARK! We're back...


Fine.

:: bows politely ::

Konbanwa, minna to NASFARK!

:: bows politely again ::
 
2014-05-17 06:56:33 PM  
What time do you guys think they'll do the driver intros? My dad isn't switching the channel from Big Bang Theory to watch the qualifying part of the All Star race. So I'm stuck without TV for the time being.
 
2014-05-17 06:56:37 PM  
Danica lost the fan vote...

Okay so what's the over/under that NASCAR decides to "enhance the fan experience" by allowing two entrants via fan vote next year?
 
2014-05-17 06:58:19 PM  

bluorangefyre: So why all the pre-race stuff without the open?


Apparently they qualify at 7pm.
 
2014-05-17 06:58:23 PM  

hotrod2001: Danica lost the fan vote...

Okay so what's the over/under that NASCAR decides to "enhance the fan experience" by allowing two entrants via fan vote next year?


They'll most likely try harder not to fail spectacularly at blocking the script kids that voted Wise in.
 
2014-05-17 06:58:23 PM  
Well here's already an issue with this shiat being on FS1 now.......

WHAR BOOGIDY WHAR
 
2014-05-17 06:59:02 PM  

hotrod2001: Danica lost the fan vote...

Okay so what's the over/under that NASCAR decides to "enhance the fan experience" by allowing two entrants via fan vote next year?


Who knows, maybe she'll come around and qualify herself. Stranger things have happened. If Derrike Cope can win the Daytona 500 anything can happen.
 
2014-05-17 06:59:09 PM  

SeikaArashi: What time do you guys think they'll do the driver intros? My dad isn't switching the channel from Big Bang Theory to watch the qualifying part of the All Star race. So I'm stuck without TV for the time being.


Pssst....

Benadryl.

Works like a charm.

/just kidding.
 
2014-05-17 06:59:26 PM  
AFTER BASEBALL FOX???

AFTER?

Can't you just throw it on regular FOX?
 
2014-05-17 07:01:05 PM  

hotrod2001: Danica lost the fan vote...

Okay so what's the over/under that NASCAR decides to "enhance the fan experience" by allowing two entrants via fan vote next year?


They'll add a NASCAR provisional next year, but Danica losing is actually a good thing.  Controversy is GREAT press.  The Redditers are now fans because they were able to vote their guy in and the Danica fans will now have to pay more attention to the fan voting.
 
2014-05-17 07:02:01 PM  
Meh. I'll be back later.
 
2014-05-17 07:02:37 PM  

DanZero: AFTER BASEBALL FOX???

AFTER?

Can't you just throw it on regular FOX?


Pirates are down to their last out, and nothing important is going on anyway.

/checked to see if it was on FS2 (after straining to remember where FS2 WAS on my dial), nope.. UFC

YANKEES WIN. THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES WIN!
 
2014-05-17 07:02:48 PM  
My cup for tonight and next weekend

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2014-05-17 07:03:28 PM  

The Bestest: DanZero: AFTER BASEBALL FOX???

AFTER?

Can't you just throw it on regular FOX?

Pirates are down to their last out, and nothing important is going on anyway.

/checked to see if it was on FS2 (after straining to remember where FS2 WAS on my dial), nope.. UFC

YANKEES WIN. THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES WIN!


Yeah, I just saw that. Still confused as heck as to how this thing actually ends up, but it's still a good watch.
 
2014-05-17 07:03:32 PM  
TSN is showing a "SportsCentre Top 10".

Speed is showing an episode of "The 10".
 
2014-05-17 07:03:48 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: hotrod2001: Danica lost the fan vote...

Okay so what's the over/under that NASCAR decides to "enhance the fan experience" by allowing two entrants via fan vote next year?

Who knows, maybe she'll come around and qualify herself. Stranger things have happened. If Derrike Cope can win the Daytona 500 anything can happen.


To be fair Cope won two Cup races in his career...which is more than a lot of the drivers in the field have to their names.
 
2014-05-17 07:04:15 PM  
So I'll start with my regular question... do I have time to take a shower?

And speaking of racing.... did any of y'all watch the Preakness? DAMN!
 
2014-05-17 07:05:28 PM  
No pit road speed limit?

yah, that won't turn ugly.....
 
2014-05-17 07:05:30 PM  

QueenMamaBee: So I'll start with my regular question... do I have time to take a shower?


ample
 
2014-05-17 07:05:58 PM  
@nascarcasm

God, he wins everything. Friggin' Kyleafornia Chrome.
 
2014-05-17 07:06:01 PM  

QueenMamaBee: So I'll start with my regular question... do I have time to take a shower?

And speaking of racing.... did any of y'all watch the Preakness? DAMN!


Fistfight on the paddock?

/went to see Godzilla today
 
2014-05-17 07:06:08 PM  

QueenMamaBee: So I'll start with my regular question... do I have time to take a shower?

And speaking of racing.... did any of y'all watch the Preakness? DAMN!


You have tme for a shower, to clean the entire house, and wash every car in the neighbourhood.
 
2014-05-17 07:06:18 PM  
Wait, no pit road speed limit?
 
2014-05-17 07:06:36 PM  

good_2_go: TSN is showing a "SportsCentre Top 10".

Speed is showing an episode of "The 10".


You still get Speed in Canada? Lucky
 
2014-05-17 07:08:20 PM  
The only thing better than the smell of fresh cut grass....is the smell of fresh cut grass that someone else mowed.
 
2014-05-17 07:08:59 PM  

Mztlplx: The only thing better than the smell of fresh cut grass....is the smell of fresh cut grass that someone else mowed.


You can get it every week at every speedway infield
 
2014-05-17 07:10:16 PM  
pretty good crowd out there, looks like
 
2014-05-17 07:11:07 PM  

DanZero: You still get Speed in Canada? Lucky


My TV provider is pulling the plug on June 1. Rogers and Bell already dropped it earlier this year. The only thing I'll really miss are the truck races, Rolex 24, and LeMans. Most of the time they just show "R U Faster...", "Dumbest Stuff on Wheels", "Pass Time", "Hard Parts", etc.
 
2014-05-17 07:11:41 PM  

Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: So I'll start with my regular question... do I have time to take a shower?

And speaking of racing.... did any of y'all watch the Preakness? DAMN!

Fistfight on the paddock?

/went to see Godzilla today


No, just an awesome display by California Chrome.

/although he did feel the need to show his boy parts on national TV pre-race.
 
2014-05-17 07:12:18 PM  

Mztlplx: The only thing better than the smell of fresh cut grass....is the smell of fresh cut grass that someone else mowed.


Ryan Blaney took care of that last night when he pulled a Joonyer.
 
2014-05-17 07:15:01 PM  

good_2_go: DanZero: You still get Speed in Canada? Lucky

My TV provider is pulling the plug on June 1. Rogers and Bell already dropped it earlier this year. The only thing I'll really miss are the truck races, Rolex 24, and LeMans. Most of the time they just show "R U Faster...", "Dumbest Stuff on Wheels", "Pass Time", "Hard Parts", etc.


Much like SPEED here, then.
 
2014-05-17 07:16:00 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Mztlplx: The only thing better than the smell of fresh cut grass....is the smell of fresh cut grass that someone else mowed.

Ryan Blaney took care of that last night when he pulled a Joonyer.


Missed that. Had clinicals last night, four hours on rounds at a physical rehab center, glued to Nurse Ratchet's hip. Believe me, I would much rather have been watching the race.
 
2014-05-17 07:17:20 PM  
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2014-05-17 07:18:54 PM  
OK, gots me a feed for this fun, but race itself doesn't start for another 2 hrs (they got some qualifying fun first, 3 laps with a mandatory 4-tire-change pit stop involved).
 
2014-05-17 07:20:27 PM  

oilyfishhead: [media4.onsugar.com image 850x1275]


Such votes. Many drives. Wow.
 
2014-05-17 07:21:08 PM  
What's with the no-speed-limit-on-pit-road stuff? I thought it was a safety consideration. The crews are all still there behind the wall, right? If one of the drivers racks the wall and goes over it at 120 MPH there's going to be hell to pay.
 
2014-05-17 07:22:15 PM  
lulz
 
2014-05-17 07:22:46 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: What's with the no-speed-limit-on-pit-road stuff? I thought it was a safety consideration. The crews are all still there behind the wall, right? If one of the drivers racks the wall and goes over it at 120 MPH there's going to be hell to pay.


Appears to be for the lulz.
 
2014-05-17 07:22:51 PM  
Vickers just missed his pits. The speed limit rule burns the very first driver.
 
2014-05-17 07:25:00 PM  
How many will completely miss the pit stall like Vickers?

I'm guessing 90%.
 
2014-05-17 07:25:04 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: What's with the no-speed-limit-on-pit-road stuff? I thought it was a safety consideration. The crews are all still there behind the wall, right? If one of the drivers racks the wall and goes over it at 120 MPH there's going to be hell to pay.


I can already imagine the chaos this will cause when certain drivers come barreling down pit road at 125mph and lock their car up trying *not* to enter the pit box in front of theirs while it is occupied... and fail.
 
2014-05-17 07:25:57 PM  
This qualifying is screwy as f*ck
 
2014-05-17 07:26:18 PM  
Stewart blows the pits too. This is turning out to be very entertaining in spite of the dumbness of it.
 
2014-05-17 07:26:31 PM  
Smoke is
 
2014-05-17 07:26:32 PM  
Whoops, look like Stewart screwed up.

Finally got Dad to change the channel.
 
2014-05-17 07:26:56 PM  
Ok so how does this qualifying format work
 
2014-05-17 07:27:04 PM  
The no speed limit rule is only good for this qualifying session, I think.

Race conditions would be asking for death.
 
2014-05-17 07:27:41 PM  
 
2014-05-17 07:28:04 PM  

SeikaArashi: Whoops, look like Stewart screwed up.

Finally got Dad to change the channel.


Thanks, Seika's dad...
 
2014-05-17 07:29:28 PM  

DanZero: Ok so how does this qualifying format work


Three laps, with a 4 tire pit stop on the 2nd lap. Total time for qual.
 
2014-05-17 07:30:07 PM  

good_2_go: Anybody ordered a Doge crew shirt yet?


I'd rather die. Dumb meme. Much stupid. Wow.
 
2014-05-17 07:30:09 PM  

good_2_go: Anybody ordered a Doge crew shirt yet?


ooh. I want one
 
2014-05-17 07:31:18 PM  

Mztlplx: DanZero: Ok so how does this qualifying format work

Three laps, with a 4 tire pit stop on the 2nd lap. Total time for qual.


Ok, for some reason I thought the race actually started now. FAIL

After doing this for 3 years, this all star race still messes me up
 
2014-05-17 07:31:48 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: good_2_go: Anybody ordered a Doge crew shirt yet?

I'd rather die. Dumb meme. Much stupid. Wow.


such grouch. Many mean. Wow
 
2014-05-17 07:32:09 PM  

DanZero: Mztlplx: DanZero: Ok so how does this qualifying format work

Three laps, with a 4 tire pit stop on the 2nd lap. Total time for qual.

Ok, for some reason I thought the race actually started now. FAIL

After doing this for 3 years, this all star race still messes me up


Correction. Two laps. Rest the same.
 
2014-05-17 07:33:12 PM  

good_2_go: Anybody ordered a Doge crew shirt yet?


Ordered mine a couple of days ago.
 
2014-05-17 07:33:47 PM  

Foaming: Smoke is


I want to super-vote this as "Funny" like the Redditors did for Doge.
 
2014-05-17 07:35:10 PM  

Mztlplx: DanZero: Mztlplx: DanZero: Ok so how does this qualifying format work

Three laps, with a 4 tire pit stop on the 2nd lap. Total time for qual.

Ok, for some reason I thought the race actually started now. FAIL

After doing this for 3 years, this all star race still messes me up

Correction. Two laps. Rest the same.


Ok, thanks
 
2014-05-17 07:35:25 PM  
@ESPNMcGee
During All-Star qualifying I suddenly recall how insanely unsafe it was when there was no pit road speed limit.
 
2014-05-17 07:35:40 PM  
Smoke scragged his transmission. Genius.
 
2014-05-17 07:36:42 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Smoke scragged his transmission. Genius.


I love him to death, but *lord* can he be an idiot at times.
 
2014-05-17 07:37:25 PM  

good_2_go: Anybody ordered a Doge crew shirt yet?


No, because reddit can choke on a dick.
 
2014-05-17 07:39:41 PM  
I love the fact that Dogecar got into the race over Danica - who, BTW, is sponsored by one of the biggest TECH MARKETING companies in the country.  Nice job, Go Daddy!
 
2014-05-17 07:39:52 PM  

good_2_go: Anybody ordered a Doge crew shirt yet?


not even if someone bought it for me.

I f*cking HATE Doge
 
2014-05-17 07:40:25 PM  
Up until Ricky Rudd killed Bill Elliott's rr tire changer there were no pit road speed limits.
 
2014-05-17 07:40:34 PM  

good_2_go: @ESPNMcGee
During All-Star qualifying I suddenly recall how insanely unsafe it was when there was no pit road speed limit.


Why even pit? You can have the pit crew just latch onto the car with grappling hooks and just swap tires at speed! Like those refueling planes!

...have I just written some sponsor's next commercial?
 
2014-05-17 07:40:52 PM  

Warchild: good_2_go: Anybody ordered a Doge crew shirt yet?

No, because reddit can choke on a dick.


I love how the Reddit/4Chan/Fark is just a circle of hate
 
2014-05-17 07:41:11 PM  
Well, Denny Hamlin completely blew that pit stop right up.
 
2014-05-17 07:41:17 PM  

MattyFridays: I love the fact that Dogecar got into the race over Danica - who, BTW, is sponsored by one of the biggest TECH MARKETING companies in the country.  Nice job, Go Daddy!


Good point.
 
2014-05-17 07:41:53 PM  

MattyFridays: I love the fact that Dogecar got into the race over Danica - who, BTW, is sponsored by one of the biggest TECH MARKETING companies in the country.  Nice job, Go Daddy!


You already know that, so nothing is lost. Their advertising works.

Wait, Cole Wright? Where's Jill Arrington?
 
2014-05-17 07:41:57 PM  
Too much Denny time on pit road.
 
2014-05-17 07:42:14 PM  

MattyFridays: I love how the Reddit/4Chan/Fark is just a circle of hate


I wouldn't want it any other way :-)
 
2014-05-17 07:43:50 PM  

vegaswench: MattyFridays: I love the fact that Dogecar got into the race over Danica - who, BTW, is sponsored by one of the biggest TECH MARKETING companies in the country.  Nice job, Go Daddy!

Good point.


Danica's fans are legitimately pissed that she's not in.  Reddit was making fun of her facebook butthurt.  Considering GoDaddy loves to send emails for every farking thing, this is awesome.  There's talk of Doge car at Talladega, and why not?  All of these races are complete crapshoots on who can win.
 
2014-05-17 07:44:57 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: MattyFridays: I love the fact that Dogecar got into the race over Danica - who, BTW, is sponsored by one of the biggest TECH MARKETING companies in the country.  Nice job, Go Daddy!

You already know that, so nothing is lost. Their advertising works.

Wait, Cole Wright? Where's Jill Arrington?


Yeah, but their primary spokesperson isn't in the race and a grassroots effort got in.  So they won the battle but lost the war.
 
2014-05-17 07:45:23 PM  
I want somebody from California to win in honor of the Fark Preakness thread that never was.
 
2014-05-17 07:45:43 PM  
Trannys are just getting destroyed left and right on these pits.  Good lawd.
 
2014-05-17 07:45:53 PM  
Another whiff at the pit box. Then Newman stalled it.

Someone is bound to lose it on pit road. There have already been some bobbles.
 
2014-05-17 07:46:35 PM  
So many trannys are getting killed, GLAAD is now protesting in Charlotte.
 
2014-05-17 07:47:19 PM  

MattyFridays: So many transformers are getting killed, GLAAD is now protesting in Charlotte.


snerk
 
2014-05-17 07:47:43 PM  

MattyFridays: Danica's fans are legitimately pissed that she's not in. Reddit was making fun of her facebook butthurt. Considering GoDaddy loves to send emails for every farking thing, this is awesome. There's talk of Doge car at Talladega, and why not? All of these races are complete crapshoots on who can win.


I could definitely see her racing her own way in. She can run a good qualifier when called upon to do so. The race itself is a completely different story.
 
2014-05-17 07:48:31 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Another whiff at the pit box. Then Newman stalled it.

Someone is bound to lose it on pit road. There have already been some bobbles.


...and here comes Logano ::spit::
 
2014-05-17 07:49:18 PM  

Gosling: MattyFridays: Danica's fans are legitimately pissed that she's not in. Reddit was making fun of her facebook butthurt. Considering GoDaddy loves to send emails for every farking thing, this is awesome. There's talk of Doge car at Talladega, and why not? All of these races are complete crapshoots on who can win.

I could definitely see her racing her own way in. She can run a good qualifier when called upon to do so. The race itself is a completely different story.


She didn't.  The qualifier was last night, and she came in 10th.
 
2014-05-17 07:51:17 PM  
Watching these guys haul out of the pits at full throttle and make their way up through the gears is farking awesome. I now want to see a standing start in NASCAR.

/Couldn't go any worse than Indycar
 
2014-05-17 07:51:44 PM  

MattyFridays: She didn't. The qualifier was last night, and she came in 10th.


Oh. I thought this was a qualifier too. Because it has the word 'qualifying' in it, you know.

Why do we even call this qualifying then? Just call it a damn time trial.
 
2014-05-17 07:52:27 PM  

Gosling: MattyFridays: She didn't. The qualifier was last night, and she came in 10th.

Oh. I thought this was a qualifier too. Because it has the word 'qualifying' in it, you know.

Why do we even call this qualifying then? Just call it a damn time trial.


Only those who are racing tonight are qualifying.
 
2014-05-17 07:53:50 PM  

MattyFridays: Gosling: MattyFridays: Danica's fans are legitimately pissed that she's not in. Reddit was making fun of her facebook butthurt. Considering GoDaddy loves to send emails for every farking thing, this is awesome. There's talk of Doge car at Talladega, and why not? All of these races are complete crapshoots on who can win.

I could definitely see her racing her own way in. She can run a good qualifier when called upon to do so. The race itself is a completely different story.

She didn't.  The qualifier was last night, and she came in 10th.


If ALL the drivers in the race died in a fiery Armageddon on the first lap, how far back would she still be in the points standings?
 
2014-05-17 07:55:06 PM  
Krista Voda. Want.
 
2014-05-17 07:55:25 PM  
Kurt Busch's car is powered by RAGE
 
2014-05-17 07:55:34 PM  
That's what I was intending to say. Danica is good for a respectable TIME TRIAL. The thingie where she's going the distance, she's going for speed, she's all alone in her time of need, because she's racing and pacing and plotting the course, she's fighting and biting and riding on her horse.
 
2014-05-17 07:55:47 PM  

relaxitsjustme: I want somebody from California to win in honor of the Fark Preakness thread that never was.


go Harvick!!!
 
2014-05-17 07:56:45 PM  

Gosling: That's what I was intending to say. Danica is good for a respectable TIME TRIAL. The thingie where she's going the distance, she's going for speed, she's all alone in her time of need, because she's racing and pacing and plotting the course, she's fighting and biting and riding on her horse.


Yeah....I've already left with the Cup.
 
2014-05-17 08:00:09 PM  

QueenMamaBee: relaxitsjustme: I want somebody from California to win in honor of the Fark Preakness thread that never was.

go Harvick!!!


you know who ELSE is from California?
 
2014-05-17 08:00:18 PM  
I expected more lulz from Kyle
 
2014-05-17 08:01:10 PM  
Kyle Busch on the pole!
 
2014-05-17 08:01:11 PM  

Foaming: I expected more lulz from Kyle


Nah, tonight is Srs Kyle.
 
2014-05-17 08:01:11 PM  

The Bestest: QueenMamaBee: relaxitsjustme: I want somebody from California to win in honor of the Fark Preakness thread that never was.

go Harvick!!!

you know who ELSE is from California?


Since its you asking...

Alex Bowman?
 
2014-05-17 08:01:21 PM  
Wow, Kyle gets tons of cheers from the crowd.  I was not expecting that.
 
2014-05-17 08:01:59 PM  
BLOW THE PITS JJ!
 
2014-05-17 08:02:07 PM  

The Bestest: QueenMamaBee: relaxitsjustme: I want somebody from California to win in honor of the Fark Preakness thread that never was.

go Harvick!!!

you know who ELSE is from California?


youshutyourwhoremouth.jpg
 
2014-05-17 08:02:25 PM  
So I was talking to my girlfriend (who called me just as Jeff was coming out to do his qualifying) and just came down to watch Kyle take the pole away from Jeff.

I has a sad now. :<
 
2014-05-17 08:03:04 PM  
:: tosses 1000 yen into the shrine collection basket, bows politely and claps hands once ::

Not tonight either, Kami-sama. Arigato gozaimasen.
 
2014-05-17 08:03:09 PM  

Mztlplx: Since its you asking...

Alex Bowman?


Nah, hes from 'Zona and the Truexes are from Jersey.

I was trying to conflate JJ with Hitler.

..but since you brought it up, newest BKR member Gettin' Cole Whitt it IS from Cal-I-For-Ni-A!
 
2014-05-17 08:04:00 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-17 08:04:44 PM  
Penske winking at Kurt..
THE FIX IS IN!
 
2014-05-17 08:05:15 PM  

vegaswench: Wow, Kyle gets tons of cheers from the crowd.  I was not expecting that.


He got pretty heavily booed where I'm sitting.

/No commercials when it's live.
 
2014-05-17 08:06:06 PM  
@jpmontoya
A little disappointed with the result today. Really thought we had a car for the top 9. Not giving up at all.
 
2014-05-17 08:06:32 PM  

Fireproof: vegaswench: Wow, Kyle gets tons of cheers from the crowd.  I was not expecting that.

He got pretty heavily booed where I'm sitting.

/No commercials when it's live.


You clearly are sitting in the "No Fun Zone."  ;)
 
2014-05-17 08:07:09 PM  

The Bestest: Penske winking at Kurt..
THE FIX IS IN!


ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
 
2014-05-17 08:07:43 PM  

Fireproof: vegaswench: Wow, Kyle gets tons of cheers from the crowd.  I was not expecting that.

He got pretty heavily booed where I'm sitting.

/No commercials when it's live.


One of ours is at the track again. We've done pretty well at having Farkers at races this year.

My turn in July...night race at Daytona...
 
2014-05-17 08:07:50 PM  
Did NASCAR banninate the jackman tossing the jack over the car? Or was it not as quick as conventional methods?
 
2014-05-17 08:07:54 PM  
@NASCAR_Wonka

Nothing new for Kyle Busch. He drives like that on pit road every week.
 
2014-05-17 08:08:53 PM  
Never doubt The Rowdy One. Say what you will about him as a person, but he is one hell of a driver. To say he dominated the truck race last night vastly underappreciates what he did on the track. He led all but a small handful of laps, maybe half a dozen. He absolutely owned this speedway last night, and I fully expect to see greatness out of him tonight.

And yes, I'm wearing my M&Ms 18 shirt tonight!
 
2014-05-17 08:09:01 PM  

good_2_go: Did NASCAR banninate the jackman tossing the jack over the car? Or was it not as quick as conventional methods?


Weird pit rules, just for this qualifying.
 
2014-05-17 08:09:14 PM  

vegaswench: Fireproof: vegaswench: Wow, Kyle gets tons of cheers from the crowd.  I was not expecting that.

He got pretty heavily booed where I'm sitting.

/No commercials when it's live.

You clearly are sitting in the "No Fun Zone."  ;)


Apparently my living room is a "No Fun Zone," because Lil Bee yelled "eww Kyle Busch." :)
 
2014-05-17 08:09:55 PM  

Mztlplx: Fireproof: vegaswench: Wow, Kyle gets tons of cheers from the crowd.  I was not expecting that.

He got pretty heavily booed where I'm sitting.

/No commercials when it's live.

One of ours is at the track again. We've done pretty well at having Farkers at races this year.

My turn in July...night race at Daytona...


If my mom remembered to buy my ticket this year for Indy, I'll be there.

If not, then it'll be the second year in a row that I missed the Brickyard. :(
 
2014-05-17 08:10:25 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Never doubt The Rowdy One. Say what you will about him as a person, but he is one hell of a driver. To say he dominated the truck race last night vastly underappreciates what he did on the track. He led all but a small handful of laps, maybe half a dozen. He absolutely owned this speedway last night, and I fully expect to see greatness out of him tonight.

And yes, I'm wearing my M&Ms 18 shirt tonight!


Who had the 18 nipple ring last year? I forget

/but definitely gets the hardcore bonus
 
2014-05-17 08:10:46 PM  

QueenMamaBee: "eww Kyleafornia Chrome Busch."

 
2014-05-17 08:10:50 PM  
Forgive me, but I have put on SaltyBet in another window. My commentary may get confused.
 
2014-05-17 08:11:09 PM  

Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Never doubt The Rowdy One. Say what you will about him as a person, but he is one hell of a driver. To say he dominated the truck race last night vastly underappreciates what he did on the track. He led all but a small handful of laps, maybe half a dozen. He absolutely owned this speedway last night, and I fully expect to see greatness out of him tonight.

And yes, I'm wearing my M&Ms 18 shirt tonight!

Who had the 18 nipple ring last year? I forget

/but definitely gets the hardcore bonus


technically it was just a print-out of the 18 logo that I taped to my ring...
 
2014-05-17 08:11:37 PM  

Mztlplx: :: tosses 1000 yen into the shrine collection basket, bows politely and claps hands once ::

Not tonight either, Kami-sama. Arigato gozaimasen.


Sumimasen but it should be Arigato gozaimasu.
 
2014-05-17 08:13:17 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Never doubt The Rowdy One. Say what you will about him as a person, but he is one hell of a driver. To say he dominated the truck race last night vastly underappreciates what he did on the track. He led all but a small handful of laps, maybe half a dozen. He absolutely owned this speedway last night, and I fully expect to see greatness out of him tonight.

And yes, I'm wearing my M&Ms 18 shirt tonight!

Who had the 18 nipple ring last year? I forget

/but definitely gets the hardcore bonus

technically it was just a print-out of the 18 logo that I taped to my ring...


Close enough for NASFARK.

/and ouch.
 
2014-05-17 08:13:30 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Never doubt The Rowdy One. Say what you will about him as a person, but he is one hell of a driver. To say he dominated the truck race last night vastly underappreciates what he did on the track. He led all but a small handful of laps, maybe half a dozen. He absolutely owned this speedway last night, and I fully expect to see greatness out of him tonight.

And yes, I'm wearing my M&Ms 18 shirt tonight!


Preach it!  I'm wearing mine, too.
 
2014-05-17 08:13:47 PM  

DanZero: QueenMamaBee: "eww Kyleafornia Chrome Busch."


is QueenMamaBee gonna have to choke a biatch? :p
 
2014-05-17 08:13:47 PM  
Serious question because I live in NJ.  Is Hunt Brothers Pizza any good?  Or is it crap?

"crap" being Ellio's.  I have a soft spot for Little Caesars.
 
2014-05-17 08:14:40 PM  
well, that wasn't awkward or anything
 
2014-05-17 08:14:44 PM  
Racially Diverse Fake Cheerleaders for Fox Sports!
 
2014-05-17 08:14:54 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Mztlplx: :: tosses 1000 yen into the shrine collection basket, bows politely and claps hands once ::

Not tonight either, Kami-sama. Arigato gozaimasen.

Sumimasen but it should be Arigato gozaimasu.


You are correct. My Jaoanese is a bit rusty (haven't really used it since I was in the Navy @ Sasebo).
 
2014-05-17 08:15:01 PM  

www.bromygod.comoilyfishhead: [media4.onsugar.com image 850x1275]

 
2014-05-17 08:15:03 PM  
In this edition of "Jeff Hammond in weird places," he finally seems happy.
 
2014-05-17 08:15:28 PM  
This is fun but I've got the honeydew list to work on. See you Farkers for the main event.
 
2014-05-17 08:16:04 PM  
Did anyone else want to yell, "Look out! There's a Hammond behind you!" at the poor Fox 1 girls?
 
2014-05-17 08:16:32 PM  
Never bet Jimmy Hammond.
 
2014-05-17 08:16:52 PM  
Carl just edges Kyle.. and the crowd goes.. wild?
 
2014-05-17 08:17:18 PM  
Who is qualifying last?  Track is getting faster, so they can get the pole if they don't fark up the pit stop.
 
2014-05-17 08:17:57 PM  

clear_prop: Who is qualifying last?


Doge prolly
 
2014-05-17 08:20:04 PM  

Jensaarai: In this edition of "Jeff Hammond in weird places," he finally seems happy.


His opening line "Sup, biatches?"
 
2014-05-17 08:20:25 PM  
If Kyle is "Rowdy Busch," can we dub Kurt, "Kranky Busch?"
 
2014-05-17 08:20:43 PM  
And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).
 
2014-05-17 08:22:09 PM  
wheee!
 
2014-05-17 08:22:36 PM  
Kes tried to blue spark his way onto pit road
 
2014-05-17 08:23:11 PM  
@dustinlong
By time Kurt Busch complete this 3-lap run, he will have run 11 laps of qualifying today. That's longer than last segment
 
2014-05-17 08:23:30 PM  

ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).


CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.
 
2014-05-17 08:23:53 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: If Kyle is "Rowdy Busch," can we dub Kurt, "Kranky Busch?"


I thought he was Ragey Busch?
 
2014-05-17 08:25:50 PM  
Small marketing rant:

I really like the old Miller Lite logo and cans.  It's simple, it's easy.  Coors spends way too much on stupid gimmicky cans.  Lite is what it is.  It's not a perfect beer, it's a tailgating, simple brew.  Don't mess with what brought you to the dance.
 
2014-05-17 08:26:08 PM  
Charter: the cable company that found me a station where I can watch sumo wrestling.

true story.
 
2014-05-17 08:26:52 PM  

QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.


DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*
 
2014-05-17 08:27:12 PM  
Cousin Carl FTW
 
2014-05-17 08:27:27 PM  
Incidentially the reason why I'm watching qualifying is because my hometown team shiat the bed tonight.  Thanks, Union!
 
2014-05-17 08:27:50 PM  
So is that Hunt Bros Pizza any good?

/there's a store near here that sells it, haven't tried it
 
2014-05-17 08:29:23 PM  

ski9600: So is that Hunt Bros Pizza any good?

/there's a store near here that sells it, haven't tried it


We don't have any near me, so I wouldn't know. :<
 
2014-05-17 08:29:47 PM  
Dear KFC: just stop making commercials. Stop. Please stop. You're almost as bad as Quizno's and look what happened to them.
 
2014-05-17 08:30:46 PM  
Okay, Josh - let's see what you can do with this opportunity.
 
2014-05-17 08:31:16 PM  

MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.

DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*

You're lucky I'm far too tired to chase you. come over here and run your face into my palm
 
2014-05-17 08:31:17 PM  

Gosling: Dear KFC: just stop making commercials. Stop. Please stop. You're almost as bad as Quizno's and look what happened to them.


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-17 08:31:23 PM  
yay Doge!!
 
2014-05-17 08:31:56 PM  
Doge car! :D
 
2014-05-17 08:32:00 PM  
And here's the explanation to all those who aren't on Reddit or know what a dogecoin is as to WTF is going on here.
 
2014-05-17 08:32:04 PM  
so.. reddit = Chad Knaus?
 
2014-05-17 08:32:44 PM  

The Bestest: so.. reddit = Chad Knaus?


4chan. Reddit wouldn't have him.
 
2014-05-17 08:32:48 PM  
How do you explain to your parents that your career of choice is "jack man"?
 
2014-05-17 08:32:54 PM  
BKR races every week. with THREE cars! Where's OUR attention, huh? HUH?!
 
2014-05-17 08:33:33 PM  
Contract year, eh?
 
2014-05-17 08:33:34 PM  
leave it to Evil Opie to screw Kyle out of the pole
 
2014-05-17 08:34:35 PM  
Kyle Bush

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-17 08:34:55 PM  
Well, that was rather disappointing.
 
2014-05-17 08:35:26 PM  

QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.

DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*
You're lucky I'm far too tired to chase you. come over here and run your face into my palm


Here, I'll make it easier for you, here's my home address:  1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211
 
2014-05-17 08:35:37 PM  

MattyFridays: Small marketing rant:

I really like the old Miller Lite logo and cans.  It's simple, it's easy.  Coors spends way too much on stupid gimmicky cans.  Lite is what it is.  It's not a perfect beer, it's a tailgating, simple brew.  Don't mess with what brought you to the dance.


Hey, Coors cans are cool because they are taller and narrower.

/And they are 100% recycled already IIRC so I can throw them away and still feel good about myself
//todays trash dumps are tomorrows mines
///the solution to pollution is dilution
////flush twice, Denver needs the water
 
2014-05-17 08:36:33 PM  

QueenMamaBee: How do you explain to your parents that your career of choice is "jack man"?


Jack Men are probably doing this on the side, they probably are personal trainers or work in the shop or do something else to augment their income.
 
2014-05-17 08:36:56 PM  

The Bestest: BKR races every week. with THREE cars! Where's OUR attention, huh? HUH?!


Every race. Usually accompanied by a yellow flag. ;(
 
2014-05-17 08:37:16 PM  

The Bestest: BKR races every week. with THREE cars! Where's OUR attention, huh? HUH?!


They have real sponsors already, like Dr Pepper.
 
2014-05-17 08:37:46 PM  

zippolight2002: Well, that was rather disappointing.


Probably told him not to go balls out so not to tear up the car before the actual race.
 
2014-05-17 08:37:55 PM  

MattyFridays: 1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211


That's Wrigley Field... oh... no, never mind.
 
2014-05-17 08:38:25 PM  

Jensaarai: The Bestest: BKR races every week. with THREE cars! Where's OUR attention, huh? HUH?!

Every race. Usually accompanied by a yellow flag. ;(


That's just snarky. Really, really funny...but snarky.
 
2014-05-17 08:38:53 PM  

Jensaarai: Every race. Usually accompanied by a yellow flag. ;(


I laughed.
I cried.

/I'm still crying
 
2014-05-17 08:39:21 PM  

Foaming: MattyFridays: 1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211

That's Wrigley Field... oh... no, never mind.


Basically a loose translation of that joke, incidentally.
 
2014-05-17 08:39:35 PM  

Gosling: And here's the explanation to all those who aren't on Reddit or know what a dogecoin is as to WTF is going on here.


It's like the Big Brother/American Idle glory moment for NASCAR.
 
2014-05-17 08:40:38 PM  

QueenMamaBee: DanZero: QueenMamaBee: "eww Kyleafornia Chrome Busch."

is QueenMamaBee gonna have to choke a biatch? :p


Well that was courtesy of nascarcasm which I posted earlier in the thread -- wasn't mine!
 
2014-05-17 08:41:53 PM  
Idle. I'm sticking with that. Anyway, time for Super Bowl style intros soon.
 
2014-05-17 08:42:03 PM  

MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.

DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*
You're lucky I'm far too tired to chase you. come over here and run your face into my palm

Here, I'll make it easier for you, here's my home address:  1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211


Well I was going to say I could track you down while shopping for Lil Bee a Columbus Blue Jackets jersey, but I see the player whose jersey I need got traded to the LA Kings.

/don't like hockey, but the guy's last name is Lil Bee's first name and a friend from Philly got Lil Bee a Flyers jersey when the guy still played for them.
 
2014-05-17 08:44:54 PM  

DanZero: QueenMamaBee: DanZero: QueenMamaBee: "eww Kyleafornia Chrome Busch."

is QueenMamaBee gonna have to choke a biatch? :p

Well that was courtesy of nascarcasm which I posted earlier in the thread -- wasn't mine!


Oops, missed that.

Like I said, I'm tired. Spent four hours cleaning out mulch beds for my mom's cousin, then came home and cleaned up for a car show, made it home barely in time for the Preakness. I'm about to partake in some Benadryl, at which time I'll be even slower than usual.
 
2014-05-17 08:46:50 PM  

QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.

DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*
You're lucky I'm far too tired to chase you. come over here and run your face into my palm

Here, I'll make it easier for you, here's my home address:  1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211

Well I was going to say I could track you down while shopping for Lil Bee a Columbus Blue Jackets jersey, but I see the player whose jersey I need got traded to the LA Kings.

/don't like hockey, but the guy's last name is Lil Bee's first name and a friend from Philly got Lil Bee a Flyers jersey when the guy still played for them.


I know who you speak of and that's a great name.  Sadly with my very ethnic German name, I'll never get a hockey jersey, although I do have a Die Mannschaft kit with the name.
 
2014-05-17 08:47:40 PM  

QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.

DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*
You're lucky I'm far too tired to chase you. come over here and run your face into my palm

Here, I'll make it easier for you, here's my home address:  1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211

Well I was going to say I could track you down while shopping for Lil Bee a Columbus Blue Jackets jersey, but I see the player whose jersey I need got traded to the LA Kings.

/don't like hockey, but the guy's last name is Lil Bee's first name and a friend from Philly got Lil Bee a Flyers jersey when the guy still played for them.


You named Lil Bee Bryzgalov Bee?

/NTTAWWT
 
2014-05-17 08:48:35 PM  
QueenMamaBee:  at which time I'll be even slower than usual.

Queen Ma-Ma Bee?

fc05.deviantart.net
 
2014-05-17 08:50:14 PM  

MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.

DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*
You're lucky I'm far too tired to chase you. come over here and run your face into my palm

Here, I'll make it easier for you, here's my home address:  1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211

Well I was going to say I could track you down while shopping for Lil Bee a Columbus Blue Jackets jersey, but I see the player whose jersey I need got traded to the LA Kings.

/don't like hockey, but the guy's last name is Lil Bee's first name and a friend from Philly got Lil Bee a Flyers jersey when the guy still played for them.

I know who you speak of and that's a great name.  Sadly with my very ethnic German name, I'll never get a hockey jersey, although I do have a Die Mannschaft kit with the name.


I have an old Lightning sweater with a Swedish player's name that's same as mine. Turns out, he's from the same town in Sweden my family came from...
 
2014-05-17 08:50:30 PM  
Mikey's running train?
 
2014-05-17 08:50:43 PM  

MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.

DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*
You're lucky I'm far too tired to chase you. come over here and run your face into my palm

Here, I'll make it easier for you, here's my home address:  1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211

Well I was going to say I could track you down while shopping for Lil Bee a Columbus Blue Jackets jersey, but I see the player whose jersey I need got traded to the LA Kings.

/don't like hockey, but the guy's last name is Lil Bee's first name and a friend from Philly got Lil Bee a Flyers jersey when the guy still played for them.

I know who you speak of and that's a great name.  Sadly with my very ethnic German name, I'll never get a hockey jersey, although I do have a Die Mannschaft kit with the name.


We'll never get anything with our last name on it.... there are only 75 people in the US with our last name, and none are professional athletes. Fortunately there are a lot of people with his first name as their last name.
 
2014-05-17 08:51:51 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: If Kyle is "Rowdy Busch," can we dub Kurt, "Kranky Busch?"


It's Crank-Shaft Busch for you son
 
2014-05-17 08:51:51 PM  
Mztlplx:

I have an old Lightning sweater with a Swedish player's name that's same as mine. Turns out, he's from the same town in Sweden my family came from...

Unrelated (kinda) - I just love the name "Frolunda"
 
2014-05-17 08:52:32 PM  

MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.

DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*
You're lucky I'm far too tired to chase you. come over here and run your face into my palm

Here, I'll make it easier for you, here's my home address:  1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211

Well I was going to say I could track you down while shopping for Lil Bee a Columbus Blue Jackets jersey, but I see the player whose jersey I need got traded to the LA Kings.

/don't like hockey, but the guy's last name is Lil Bee's first name and a friend from Philly got Lil Bee a Flyers jersey when the guy still played for them.

I know who you speak of and that's a great name.  Sadly with my very ethnic German name, I'll never get a hockey jersey, although I do have a Die Mannschaft kit with the name.


Favorite hockey name:  Tuggnuts
 
2014-05-17 08:52:59 PM  

Jensaarai: Mikey's running train?


Every time he says the phrase, "did an ironman" I assume he is talking about blowing Tony Stark.
 
2014-05-17 08:53:17 PM  
the funny thing is, one night (I forget what channel I was watching) one of these Androgel commercials came on, then a couple of commercials later one of those "ANDROGEL WILL KILL YOU" lawyer commercials came on
 
2014-05-17 08:53:37 PM  

Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: And in other sports news, the Barcelona manager resigned after tying vs Atletico Madrid in the La Liga final match (and thereby finishing second, since his side needed to win to get the title).

CSB.... I had a Mexico jersey that I wore all the time when pregnant with Lil Bee. Yesterday I found one in his size. I got slightly giddy.

DOS A CERO

*runs away laughing*
You're lucky I'm far too tired to chase you. come over here and run your face into my palm

Here, I'll make it easier for you, here's my home address:  1 Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211

Well I was going to say I could track you down while shopping for Lil Bee a Columbus Blue Jackets jersey, but I see the player whose jersey I need got traded to the LA Kings.

/don't like hockey, but the guy's last name is Lil Bee's first name and a friend from Philly got Lil Bee a Flyers jersey when the guy still played for them.

You named Lil Bee Bryzgalov Bee?

/NTTAWWT


Yeah, I thought Bryzgalov went well with my very Irish last name.

/the only Irish trait I got was the last name, I usually get mistaken for Mexican (even when not wearing the jersey) or black/white biracial.
 
2014-05-17 08:54:10 PM  

QueenMamaBee: We'll never get anything with our last name on it.... there are only 75 people in the US with our last name, and none are professional athletes. Fortunately there are a lot of people with his first name as their last name.


My daughter's name is Gwen.  She has blonde hair, blue eyes, and has a healthy obsession with Spider-Man.

The wife and I will have to do so much explaining when she gets older.
 
2014-05-17 08:55:26 PM  

The Bestest: the funny thing is, one night (I forget what channel I was watching) one of these Androgel commercials came on, then a couple of commercials later one of those "ANDROGEL WILL KILL YOU" lawyer commercials came on


Got something similiar to that too. Tampa's most well known ambulance chasers want to hear from you if you take Androgel/Axiron/ all that other junk

/morgan & morgan - FOR THE PEOPLE
 
2014-05-17 08:56:25 PM  

MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: We'll never get anything with our last name on it.... there are only 75 people in the US with our last name, and none are professional athletes. Fortunately there are a lot of people with his first name as their last name.

My daughter's name is Gwen.  She has blonde hair, blue eyes, and has a healthy obsession with Spider-Man.

The wife and I will have to do so much explaining when she gets older.


Just don't let her climb to the top of the Brooklyn Bridge, and she'll be fine
 
2014-05-17 08:56:59 PM  

DanZero: The Bestest: the funny thing is, one night (I forget what channel I was watching) one of these Androgel commercials came on, then a couple of commercials later one of those "ANDROGEL WILL KILL YOU" lawyer commercials came on

Got something similiar to that too. Tampa's most well known ambulance chasers want to hear from you if you take Androgel/Axiron/ all that other junk

/morgan & morgan - FOR THE PEOPLE


At least we'll have medical weed come November, thanks to him.

/only good thing he's ever done
 
2014-05-17 08:58:20 PM  
QueenMamaBee:

/the only Irish trait I got was the last name, I usually get mistaken for Mexican (even when not wearing the jersey) or black/white biracial.

Consider this for Little Bee as well:
 
2014-05-17 08:58:41 PM  
@NASCAR_Wonka

Carl Edwards after winning the pole

pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-05-17 09:00:08 PM  

Jensaarai: Mikey's running train?


img.fark.net

/I may have had a lot to drink this evening and am really bored
 
2014-05-17 09:02:06 PM  
AJ Allmendinger channeling Chris Jericho with the "COME ON BABY" fist pump
 
2014-05-17 09:02:15 PM  
Smoke broke something in his car? The hell you say!
 
2014-05-17 09:03:02 PM  
oh, Hootie's doing the anthem
 
2014-05-17 09:03:31 PM  

The Bestest: oh, Hootie's doing the anthem


Sans Blowfish.
 
2014-05-17 09:04:04 PM  
"You gotta be up front at the end!"

Dammit, how much does Mikey make for that level of insight?  Having never driven a race car, I would never have been able to throw out that tidbit.
 
2014-05-17 09:05:17 PM  

MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee:

/the only Irish trait I got was the last name, I usually get mistaken for Mexican (even when not wearing the jersey) or black/white biracial.

Consider this for Little Bee as well:


Bit too big for now, but that'd be awesome for sometime in the next year or two. I might place a bid on it.

MattyFridays: QueenMamaBee: We'll never get anything with our last name on it.... there are only 75 people in the US with our last name, and none are professional athletes. Fortunately there are a lot of people with his first name as their last name.

My daughter's name is Gwen.  She has blonde hair, blue eyes, and has a healthy obsession with Spider-Man.

The wife and I will have to do so much explaining when she gets older.


Hee. Lil Bee uses his middle name (the name on the jersey). His first name is after a rather famous news reporter that i had a crush on. Yes, Lil Bee knows who he was named after.
 
2014-05-17 09:05:19 PM  
Hmm. Smoke standing next to KuBu during the invocation. And I didn't see any lightning rods nearby.
 
2014-05-17 09:05:22 PM  
whoda thunk that Hootie would go on to have a successful career as a country singer?
 
2014-05-17 09:06:40 PM  
He did a good job on the Anthem.
 
2014-05-17 09:06:44 PM  
Yay Hootie!!!!!!
 
2014-05-17 09:06:48 PM  
That wasn't a bad anthem, I liked it.
 
2014-05-17 09:06:55 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: whoda thunk that Hootie would go on to have a successful career as a country singer?


Forget it. He's wearing a 48 hat.
 
2014-05-17 09:07:55 PM  
Country rap
 
2014-05-17 09:08:14 PM  
Ain't no rap like country rap.
 
2014-05-17 09:08:26 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Country rap


I was just about to ask...
 
2014-05-17 09:08:27 PM  
omg I'm getting so tired of Dad switching channels to the Big Bang Theory.
 
2014-05-17 09:08:48 PM  
We live right near the track and hear all of the fireworks and engine noises. It's very cool.

Not thrilled with this strange man singing now, though.
 
2014-05-17 09:08:52 PM  
who is this clod singing?
 
2014-05-17 09:09:11 PM  
So fake. As a person I mean.
 
2014-05-17 09:09:14 PM  
Shut up Jake Owen
 
2014-05-17 09:09:23 PM  
Okay, I'm not really current on my country music stars, but is this dude actually popular?  I feel like I at least recognize the names of most of the country acts around these days.
 
2014-05-17 09:10:02 PM  
If they wanted this kind of music...shoulda just spent the money and got Jimmy Buffett.
 
2014-05-17 09:10:22 PM  
Does he have lip prints tattooed on his bicep?
 
2014-05-17 09:10:42 PM  

rhiannon: Ain't no rap like country rap.


Country + rap = crap, for short.
 
2014-05-17 09:10:54 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Does he have lip prints tattooed on his bicep?


That's where his cat was sitting.
 
2014-05-17 09:11:02 PM  
Why is Frank TJ Mackie performing on NASCAR?
 
2014-05-17 09:11:33 PM  
It's 2000s Matthew McConaughey, the band.
 
2014-05-17 09:11:36 PM  

Mztlplx: If they wanted this kind of music...shoulda just spent the money and got Jimmy Buffett.


Agreed. We are seventeen types of annoyed with him.
 
2014-05-17 09:11:48 PM  
So, that is what it sounds like when you put "meh" to music
 
2014-05-17 09:11:55 PM  
Country music has devolved into a Chippendale's show.
 
2014-05-17 09:12:09 PM  

SeikaArashi: That wasn't a bad anthem, I liked it.


No mute button required

/unlike last night
 
2014-05-17 09:12:21 PM  

Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: Does he have lip prints tattooed on his bicep?

That's where his cat was sitting.


I just choked on popcorn. Thanks.
 
2014-05-17 09:12:24 PM  
ROWDY!!!
 
2014-05-17 09:12:32 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Shut up Jake Owen


+infinity
 
2014-05-17 09:12:38 PM  
So are they going to actually race tonight?  I'll be way too drunk for a 10pm green flag.
 
2014-05-17 09:12:52 PM  
so we have to refer to Kyle as "the Candyman" now?
 
2014-05-17 09:12:56 PM  
I had no idea that Ricky Rudd killed a put crew guy back in the day. The things I learn on Fark.
 
2014-05-17 09:12:59 PM  
Did they have to add this dude into the announcing of the drivers?
 
2014-05-17 09:13:00 PM  

ski9600: So is that Hunt Bros Pizza any good?

/there's a store near here that sells it, haven't tried it


It's ok.  Sold at convience stores.  It'll make a turd.
 
2014-05-17 09:13:11 PM  

Tenga: Country music has devolved into a Chippendale's show.


It could hardly have been worse the way it was.
 
2014-05-17 09:13:31 PM  
I guess you have to be really really really drunk to like this music
 
2014-05-17 09:13:34 PM  

Tenga: Country music has devolved into a Chippendale's show.


I'd pay him to put more clothes on.
 
2014-05-17 09:14:00 PM  

The Bestest: so we have to refer to Kyle as "the Candyman" now?


But NEVER three times in a row.
 
2014-05-17 09:14:04 PM  

Sweet Possum Tater: I had no idea that Ricky Rudd killed a put crew guy back in the day. The things I learn on Fark.


Yeah, but it wasn't really his fault.
 
2014-05-17 09:14:14 PM  

oilyfishhead: ski9600: So is that Hunt Bros Pizza any good?

/there's a store near here that sells it, haven't tried it

It's ok.  Sold at convience stores.  It'll make a turd.


Nice! I lol'd
 
2014-05-17 09:14:19 PM  
Hee. The smoke ate him.
 
2014-05-17 09:15:14 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Sweet Possum Tater: I had no idea that Ricky Rudd killed a put crew guy back in the day. The things I learn on Fark.

Yeah, but it wasn't really his fault.


I found the video and watched. Wish I hadn't. :(
 
2014-05-17 09:15:21 PM  
So, how long is the band gonna be stuck on this chord progression?
 
2014-05-17 09:15:43 PM  
Can I catch a nap before the race starts ??
 
2014-05-17 09:15:51 PM  
KK will always look like he's 15. Even if he grows a nice beard, he'll just look like a 15 year old with a nice beard.
 
2014-05-17 09:15:52 PM  

crotchgrabber: So, how long is the band gonna be stuck on this chord progression?


Seems to be the only one they know anyway.
 
2014-05-17 09:16:07 PM  
At the track. Channeled idol waves towards JJ during his driver intro.
 
2014-05-17 09:16:11 PM  

crotchgrabber: So, how long is the band gonna be stuck on this chord progression?


Until driver intros are done, sadly :(.
 
2014-05-17 09:16:16 PM  

Mztlplx: The Bestest: so we have to refer to Kyle as "the Candyman" now?

But NEVER three times in a row.


You've given VW an idea
 
2014-05-17 09:16:16 PM  

crotchgrabber: So, how long is the band gonna be stuck on this chord progression?


Until someone commits a welcome act of violence on the band?
 
2014-05-17 09:16:33 PM  

Sweet Possum Tater: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Sweet Possum Tater: I had no idea that Ricky Rudd killed a put crew guy back in the day. The things I learn on Fark.

Yeah, but it wasn't really his fault.

I found the video and watched. Wish I hadn't. :(


yeah. there was just no way that poor bastard was going to survive.
 
2014-05-17 09:16:56 PM  
Shut up, Rutledge Wood and Other Guy.
 
2014-05-17 09:17:04 PM  

Sweet Possum Tater: crotchgrabber: So, how long is the band gonna be stuck on this chord progression?

Until someone commits a welcome act of violence on the band?


I was going with "until they learn another one"
 
2014-05-17 09:17:20 PM  

Sweet Possum Tater: crotchgrabber: So, how long is the band gonna be stuck on this chord progression?

Until someone commits a welcome act of violence on the band?


On the bright side, we are half way through this...
 
2014-05-17 09:17:20 PM  
Did he say "a little smite with that engine tonight?"
 
2014-05-17 09:17:28 PM  
Remember how I mentioned my daughter is into Spider-Man?

Yeah, she just marked out for Dale Jr. and his crew with their superhero gear.
 
2014-05-17 09:17:40 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Sweet Possum Tater: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Sweet Possum Tater: I had no idea that Ricky Rudd killed a put crew guy back in the day. The things I learn on Fark.

Yeah, but it wasn't really his fault.

I found the video and watched. Wish I hadn't. :(

yeah. there was just no way that poor bastard was going to survive.


Don't look up Armando Teran, either.
 
2014-05-17 09:17:43 PM  
This makes me miss the drum line from a few years back.
 
2014-05-17 09:17:49 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Sweet Possum Tater: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Sweet Possum Tater: I had no idea that Ricky Rudd killed a put crew guy back in the day. The things I learn on Fark.

Yeah, but it wasn't really his fault.

I found the video and watched. Wish I hadn't. :(

yeah. there was just no way that poor bastard was going to survive.


Hopefully he went instantly.
 
2014-05-17 09:18:15 PM  

Obscene_CNN: I guess you have to be really really really drunk to like this music


I am and it still sucks.
 
2014-05-17 09:18:25 PM  

swampgirl: Sweet Possum Tater: crotchgrabber: So, how long is the band gonna be stuck on this chord progression?

Until someone commits a welcome act of violence on the band?

I was going with "until they learn another one"


In other words, forever.
 
2014-05-17 09:18:26 PM  
I like how all the drivers are shaking Jake Owen's hand and ignoring the schmuck schlub from Fox Sports.
 
2014-05-17 09:18:27 PM  
Have we seen a band, or is this just a looped track?
 
2014-05-17 09:18:28 PM  
I muted my stream until the intros are done...
 
2014-05-17 09:18:34 PM  
did he just say "Rob" Keselowski?
 
2014-05-17 09:18:59 PM  

crotchgrabber: This makes me miss the drum line from a few years back.


I was just thinking about that.
 
2014-05-17 09:19:12 PM  
where is my sniper rifle!??!!!  this music is bad. I have to act!!!
 
2014-05-17 09:19:20 PM  
My wife just came into my study to see what the crappy music was, my hopes for watching this in the living room just died.
 
2014-05-17 09:19:33 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Sweet Possum Tater: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Sweet Possum Tater: I had no idea that Ricky Rudd killed a put crew guy back in the day. The things I learn on Fark.

Yeah, but it wasn't really his fault.

I found the video and watched. Wish I hadn't. :(

yeah. there was just no way that poor bastard was going to survive.

Don't look up Armando Teran, either.


Dammit, now I have to look him up. I'm weird like that.

:/
 
2014-05-17 09:19:51 PM  

ClavellBCMI: I muted my stream until the intros are done...


Best thing to do.
 
2014-05-17 09:20:04 PM  
T-Stu?

This is the epitome of hipness. We should all aspire to be this cool.
 
2014-05-17 09:20:14 PM  

The Bestest: did he just say "Rob" Keselowski?


It's short for Really Obnoxious Bastard. :)
 
2014-05-17 09:20:22 PM  

ClavellBCMI: I muted my stream until the intros are done...


Just muted mine. Told the girlfriend, "I can't take this chord progression anymore."

She says "You mean chord digression, am I right? Eh? Am I right?"

Dork.
 
2014-05-17 09:20:43 PM  
Since we're on the topic of music, please check out my favorite indy band, "Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers".  Basically Rock and Roll with southwest influences.  If you remember The Refreshments from the late 90s (One hit wonder with "Banditos"), that's them.
 
2014-05-17 09:20:50 PM  
Don't do that again, Dinger
 
2014-05-17 09:20:53 PM  
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T SHUT UP, RUTLEDGE WOOD.
 
2014-05-17 09:20:58 PM  
WHERE'S THAT WALL
WHERE'S THAT WALL
 
2014-05-17 09:21:08 PM  
This has gone clownshoes.
 
2014-05-17 09:21:14 PM  
Just when you start to like Dinger again...
 
2014-05-17 09:21:34 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Sweet Possum Tater: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Sweet Possum Tater: I had no idea that Ricky Rudd killed a put crew guy back in the day. The things I learn on Fark.

Yeah, but it wasn't really his fault.

I found the video and watched. Wish I hadn't. :(

yeah. there was just no way that poor bastard was going to survive.

Don't look up Armando Teran, either.


just read about that. kee-rist!
 
2014-05-17 09:21:45 PM  
KuBu: sponsored by Zoloft.
 
2014-05-17 09:22:04 PM  
lol.. did the crowd just go dead silent for Josh Doge?
 
2014-05-17 09:22:51 PM  

The Bestest: lol.. did the crowd just go dead silent for Josh Doge?


I think they just want to get this going.
 
2014-05-17 09:22:55 PM  

The Bestest: lol.. did the crowd just go dead silent for Josh Doge?


Josh....who? That ain't no Earnhardt...
 
2014-05-17 09:23:23 PM  
At least the crews are getting some props for a change.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: just read about that. kee-rist!


1973 was NOT a good year at Indy. At all. The best that can be said is that it ended and hasn't been repeated.
 
2014-05-17 09:23:46 PM  
Here's RCPM with the hit you might remember.  They've been doing well for the past 15 years.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBMyz84RnJY
 
2014-05-17 09:23:47 PM  

MattyFridays: Since we're on the topic of music, please check out my favorite indy band, "Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers".  Basically Rock and Roll with southwest influences.  If you remember The Refreshments from the late 90s (One hit wonder with "Banditos"), that's them.


I kinda love that entire album - is this the same guys?
 
2014-05-17 09:24:15 PM  
Is the race on tonight?
 
2014-05-17 09:24:17 PM  
No!!!!!!
 
2014-05-17 09:24:26 PM  
"Y'all wanna hear a little more from Jake?"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2014-05-17 09:24:28 PM  
No. No more hearing from this guy.
 
2014-05-17 09:24:31 PM  
NO! WE DO NOT WANT TO HEAR MORE OF JAKE!
 
2014-05-17 09:24:39 PM  
No, we don't want to hear anything else from Jake!
 
2014-05-17 09:24:41 PM  

Obscene_CNN: No!!!!!!

 
2014-05-17 09:24:46 PM  
I've never heard of Jake Owen before tonight, but in the last ten, fifteen minutes, I have learned to hate him.

I never want to hear this song ever again.
 
2014-05-17 09:24:46 PM  
Aight..headphones going on, can't stand this band anymore.

/Sabbath seems appropriate tonight
 
2014-05-17 09:25:13 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: Is the race on tonight?


Well its qualifying, anthem, third rate intro concert, then race
 
2014-05-17 09:25:42 PM  
Is that... noise... over with now?
 
2014-05-17 09:25:48 PM  
swampgirl:

I kinda love that entire album - is this the same guys?

That's them.  Same front man, same drummer, better guitarist, and different bassist.
 
2014-05-17 09:26:30 PM  

MattyFridays: swampgirl:

I kinda love that entire album - is this the same guys?

That's them.  Same front man, same drummer, better guitarist, and different bassist.


Excellent. Thanks for the info.
 
2014-05-17 09:26:35 PM  

The Bestest: "Y'all wanna hear a little more from Jake?"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Jensaarai: No. No more hearing from this guy.


Fireproof: NO! WE DO NOT WANT TO HEAR MORE OF JAKE!


donnielove: No, we don't want to hear anything else from Jake!


Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I've never heard of Jake Owen before tonight, but in the last ten, fifteen minutes, I have learned to hate him.

I never want to hear this song ever again.


+1s!
 
2014-05-17 09:26:43 PM  

Obscene_CNN: No!!!!!!


The Bestest: "Y'all wanna hear a little more from Jake?"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Fireproof: NO! WE DO NOT WANT TO HEAR MORE OF JAKE!


donnielove: No, we don't want to hear anything else from Jake!


SeikaArashi: Obscene_CNN: No!!!!!!


Don't ask the question if you don't want the answer, FS1.
 
2014-05-17 09:27:45 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Sweet Possum Tater: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Sweet Possum Tater: I had no idea that Ricky Rudd killed a put crew guy back in the day. The things I learn on Fark.

Yeah, but it wasn't really his fault.

I found the video and watched. Wish I hadn't. :(

yeah. there was just no way that poor bastard was going to survive.

Don't look up Armando Teran, either.

just read about that. kee-rist!


Holy moly. That kid was way unlucky. Dang. Just...dang.
 
2014-05-17 09:27:48 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: Is the race on tonight?


Early Sunday, I think.
 
2014-05-17 09:29:32 PM  

good_2_go: BluVeinThrobber: Is the race on tonight?

Early Sunday, I think.


It's official -- the ASR has about as long as pre-show as the Super Bowl does.

damn.
 
2014-05-17 09:29:52 PM  

good_2_go: BluVeinThrobber: Is the race on tonight?

Early Sunday, I think.


Right after the slam dunk competition.
 
2014-05-17 09:30:08 PM  
@NascarMemes

FOX went commercial free for almost 20 minutes, we'll definitely be paying for that during the race.
 
2014-05-17 09:30:09 PM  
No, Fox, we do NOT need to see the Danica video.
 
2014-05-17 09:30:12 PM  
Love the Danica Patricks. That's funny.
 
2014-05-17 09:30:18 PM  

donnielove: Obscene_CNN: No!!!!!!

The Bestest: "Y'all wanna hear a little more from Jake?"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fireproof: NO! WE DO NOT WANT TO HEAR MORE OF JAKE!

donnielove: No, we don't want to hear anything else from Jake!

SeikaArashi: Obscene_CNN: No!!!!!!

Don't ask the question if you don't want the answer, FS1.


That was worse than Madison Rising, "the most patriotic band in America".

And that's saying something.
 
2014-05-17 09:30:20 PM  
You... you do realize Danica isn't participating in this race, right, guys?
 
2014-05-17 09:31:02 PM  

swampgirl: MattyFridays: swampgirl:

I kinda love that entire album - is this the same guys?

That's them.  Same front man, same drummer, better guitarist, and different bassist.

Excellent. Thanks for the info.


Here's two links so you can download some of their music for free (from their site):

http://www.peacetimegoods.com/product-p/ddsetm7.htm

http://www.peacetimegoods.com/product-p/ddsetm72.htm

14 songs.  I think you'll enjoy them and check out their other albums.  I can get you some live shows too.
 
2014-05-17 09:31:06 PM  
I like how they have to explain who Josh Wise is.

Snerk.
 
2014-05-17 09:31:18 PM  
underdoge?
 
2014-05-17 09:31:31 PM  

Gosling: You... you do realize Danica isn't participating in this race, right, guys?


B-B-b-b-ut sponsor & contractual obligations (not to mention DANICA mention every race)
 
2014-05-17 09:31:50 PM  
 
2014-05-17 09:31:51 PM  

Gosling: You... you do realize Danica isn't participating in this race, right, guys?


They'd been working on that all week seemed a shame to waste it.
 
2014-05-17 09:32:06 PM  
@NascarMemes

Danica isn't even on the race and they're still talking about her!
 
2014-05-17 09:32:23 PM  

Gosling: You... you do realize Danica isn't participating in this race, right, guys?


She will shank someone and jump in his car. Princess Crumplefenders will not be denied!
 
2014-05-17 09:32:48 PM  

Foaming: underdoge?


I wish I had Pshop skillz now.

/but I'll use the theme song to get rid of Jake
 
2014-05-17 09:33:40 PM  

Sweet Possum Tater: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Sweet Possum Tater: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Sweet Possum Tater: I had no idea that Ricky Rudd killed a put crew guy back in the day. The things I learn on Fark.

Yeah, but it wasn't really his fault.

I found the video and watched. Wish I hadn't. :(

yeah. there was just no way that poor bastard was going to survive.

Don't look up Armando Teran, either.

just read about that. kee-rist!

Holy moly. That kid was way unlucky. Dang. Just...dang.


Yeah. Unlucky. Everybody was unlucky that year. The only reason they finished that race was because of the rain. They were completely unequipped to cope with the speeds, and more than half the field was out thanks to wrecks or thrown connecting rods (apparently a bad lot, all from the same supplier). Gordon Johncock's victory dinner was at Burger Chef.
 
2014-05-17 09:34:16 PM  
The best thing Danica's crack social media team could come up with was ripping off Hinchcliffe's schtick from a couple years back.
 
2014-05-17 09:34:28 PM  

Gosling: You... you do realize Danica isn't participating in this race, right, guys?


Yea, That leaves Jr as the only pussy in the race.
 
2014-05-17 09:34:33 PM  

oilyfishhead: ski9600: So is that Hunt Bros Pizza any good?

/there's a store near here that sells it, haven't tried it

It's ok.  Sold at convience stores.  It'll make a turd.


Ok, it's on my to-do list for tomorrow

/go doge/wise
 
2014-05-17 09:34:44 PM  

Sweet Possum Tater: Gosling: You... you do realize Danica isn't participating in this race, right, guys?

She will shank someone and jump in his car. Princess Crumplefenders will not be denied!


My roommate is now wondering why I'm laughing like a loon and muttering "Does Crumplefenders have to cut a biatch?"
 
2014-05-17 09:34:58 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Sweet Possum Tater: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Sweet Possum Tater: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Sweet Possum Tater: I had no idea that Ricky Rudd killed a put crew guy back in the day. The things I learn on Fark.

Yeah, but it wasn't really his fault.

I found the video and watched. Wish I hadn't. :(

yeah. there was just no way that poor bastard was going to survive.

Don't look up Armando Teran, either.

just read about that. kee-rist!

Holy moly. That kid was way unlucky. Dang. Just...dang.

Yeah. Unlucky. Everybody was unlucky that year. The only reason they finished that race was because of the rain. They were completely unequipped to cope with the speeds, and more than half the field was out thanks to wrecks or thrown connecting rods (apparently a bad lot, all from the same supplier). Gordon Johncock's victory dinner was at Burger Chef.


Folks dying left and right, fans getting burned...

Horrible.
 
2014-05-17 09:35:23 PM  

Foaming: good_2_go: BluVeinThrobber: Is the race on tonight?

Early Sunday, I think.

Right after the slam dunk competition.


OK as long as they do it before the three legged sack race
 
2014-05-17 09:36:04 PM  

Mztlplx: That was worse than Madison Rising, "the most patriotic band in America".


Nondescript and boring does not equal the awfulness of Madison Rising.

A Miss Sprint Cup orgy? YES PLEASE WANTWANTWANT
 
2014-05-17 09:36:05 PM  
THEY COULD HAVE SAID GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES TONIGHT
 
2014-05-17 09:36:32 PM  

Mztlplx: Sweet Possum Tater: Gosling: You... you do realize Danica isn't participating in this race, right, guys?

She will shank someone and jump in his car. Princess Crumplefenders will not be denied!

My roommate is now wondering why I'm laughing like a loon and muttering "Does Crumplefenders have to cut a biatch?"


Bwahaha! She does. She does have to cut a biatch.
 
2014-05-17 09:37:37 PM  

DanZero: THEY COULD HAVE SAID GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES TONIGHT


I'm wondering if they had to practice that.
 
2014-05-17 09:38:21 PM  
Just drive the cars already!
 
2014-05-17 09:39:02 PM  
"Knowing what needs to be done" now means flipping the switch back on.

/at least it makes more sense than the overheating Camaro commercial
 
2014-05-17 09:39:08 PM  

DanZero: THEY COULD HAVE SAID GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES TONIGHT


The Gentleman will be revived soon. And the glory of the British Library will be restored!

1,000 points to anyone who manages to get that reference without the help of Google.
 
2014-05-17 09:40:02 PM  

Sweet Possum Tater: DanZero: THEY COULD HAVE SAID GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES TONIGHT

I'm wondering if they had to practice that.


For hours, sadly.
 
2014-05-17 09:40:24 PM  

Sweet Possum Tater: DanZero: THEY COULD HAVE SAID GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES TONIGHT

I'm wondering if they had to practice that.


wrennswritebrainers.com

Of course they did.
 
2014-05-17 09:40:25 PM  

Gosling: DanZero: THEY COULD HAVE SAID GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES TONIGHT

The Gentleman will be revived soon. And the glory of the British Library will be restored!

1,000 points to anyone who manages to get that reference without the help of Google.


I'll take a stab. Tuesday Next?
 
2014-05-17 09:40:47 PM  
holy crap, it still hasn't started??
 
2014-05-17 09:41:09 PM  
That snippet of KyBu coming at the camera with his tongue out is so gross.
 
2014-05-17 09:41:36 PM  

Mztlplx: Gosling: DanZero: THEY COULD HAVE SAID GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES TONIGHT

The Gentleman will be revived soon. And the glory of the British Library will be restored!

1,000 points to anyone who manages to get that reference without the help of Google.

I'll take a stab. Tuesday Next?


League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
 
2014-05-17 09:41:48 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: holy crap, it still hasn't started??


They just now got the cars onto the track for their warm-up laps :(.
 
2014-05-17 09:42:13 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: holy crap, it still hasn't started?


It's not quite 10 o'clock yet, why rush things?
 
2014-05-17 09:42:20 PM  

donnielove: Sweet Possum Tater: DanZero: THEY COULD HAVE SAID GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES TONIGHT

I'm wondering if they had to practice that.

For hours, sadly.


Synchronized announcing is hard, dammit.
 
2014-05-17 09:43:25 PM  

Sweet Possum Tater: donnielove: Sweet Possum Tater: DanZero: THEY COULD HAVE SAID GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES TONIGHT

I'm wondering if they had to practice that.

For hours, sadly.

Synchronized announcing is hard, dammit.


It had more to do with dividing 4 words among 3 women.
 
2014-05-17 09:43:37 PM  

Gosling: DanZero: THEY COULD HAVE SAID GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES TONIGHT

The Gentleman will be revived soon. And the glory of the British Library will be restored!

1,000 points to anyone who manages to get that reference without the help of Google.


That Oscar-award winner, Talladega Nights?
 
2014-05-17 09:44:13 PM  

donnielove: Sweet Possum Tater: donnielove: Sweet Possum Tater: DanZero: THEY COULD HAVE SAID GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES TONIGHT

I'm wondering if they had to practice that.

For hours, sadly.

Synchronized announcing is hard, dammit.

It had more to do with dividing 4 words among 3 women.


Math is hard, dammit.
 
2014-05-17 09:45:45 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-17 09:45:45 PM  
First off, you're all wrong on the reference. Correct answer is Read Or Die.

Second:

GREEN GREEN GREEN, GO GO GO!
 
2014-05-17 09:45:46 PM  
BOOGITY!!!
 
2014-05-17 09:45:51 PM  
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY
 
2014-05-17 09:45:53 PM  
farking finally.
 
2014-05-17 09:46:50 PM  
I've seen housewives shoo away flys with more enthusiasm than whoever got to wave the green
 
2014-05-17 09:47:25 PM  
Man... racing is nice, but I'd like to hear some more of that 'country' music.
 
2014-05-17 09:48:57 PM  
Pizza Hut popup ad?

*close*
 
2014-05-17 09:49:07 PM  
Ad in the middle of the screen, that's new.
 
2014-05-17 09:49:29 PM  
Seriously, Fox? We need a mid-screen ad in a 20 lap race?
 
2014-05-17 09:50:04 PM  
Carl likes the bottom and Kyle likes the top

/NTTAWWT
 
2014-05-17 09:50:07 PM  

crotchgrabber: Man... racing is nice, but I'd like to hear some more of that 'country' music.


One night only The Good Old Blues Brothers Boys Bad
 
2014-05-17 09:50:58 PM  

relaxitsjustme: crotchgrabber: Man... racing is nice, but I'd like to hear some more of that 'country' music.

One night only The Good Old Blues Brothers Boys Bad


Sometimes it's hard, to be a woman....
 
2014-05-17 09:51:08 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Carl likes the bottom and Kyle likes the top

/NTTAWWT


Glad I'm not the only one who caught that. ;)
 
2014-05-17 09:51:13 PM  
These guys are racing awfully hard for an exhibition race. It's almost refreshing to see an All-Star event that that's taken seriously.
 
2014-05-17 09:51:40 PM  
Is there a field rotation between segments?
 
2014-05-17 09:52:45 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: These guys are racing awfully hard for an exhibition race. It's almost refreshing to see an All-Star event that that's taken seriously.


Winner gets a million dollars. That's pretty damn good incentive.
 
2014-05-17 09:53:15 PM  

Sweet Possum Tater: QueenMamaBee: Carl likes the bottom and Kyle likes the top

/NTTAWWT

Glad I'm not the only one who caught that. ;)


I have a filthy mind. I catch everything.

Wait. No. I catch everything that could possibly be taken badly.
 
2014-05-17 09:53:50 PM  
much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.
 
2014-05-17 09:54:27 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Adolf Oliver Nipples: These guys are racing awfully hard for an exhibition race. It's almost refreshing to see an All-Star event that that's taken seriously.

Winner gets a million dollars. That's pretty damn good incentive.


Yeah, but it's a long season. Tearing up your car over a 5% chance at a million bucks doesn't seem worth it.
 
2014-05-17 09:54:33 PM  

Mztlplx: Is there a field rotation between segments?


Based on everything else tonight, I'm gonna assume they first reset the order alphabetically, then by height, and for the final segment whatever benefits JJ the most.
 
2014-05-17 09:55:06 PM  

Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.


Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.
 
2014-05-17 09:55:18 PM  

Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.


Last place gets $78,000. With that much money the team could add another car.
 
2014-05-17 09:55:29 PM  

donnielove: Mztlplx: Is there a field rotation between segments?

Based on everything else tonight, I'm gonna assume they first reset the order alphabetically, then by height, and for the final segment whatever benefits JJ the most.


Heh.
 
2014-05-17 09:56:05 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Yeah, but it's a long season. Tearing up your car over a 5% chance at a million bucks doesn't seem worth it.


It seems to me like France would just set the prize money at whatever would make it worth it.
 
2014-05-17 09:57:02 PM  
I was told there'd be no math
 
2014-05-17 09:57:47 PM  

good_2_go: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.


You can't lease  one of these cars for $78K.
 
2014-05-17 09:58:18 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.

Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.


At least it's not Princess Crumplefenders wrecking her competitors.

/I voted for DamnitLarson
 
2014-05-17 09:58:19 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Adolf Oliver Nipples: These guys are racing awfully hard for an exhibition race. It's almost refreshing to see an All-Star event that that's taken seriously.

Winner gets a million dollars. That's pretty damn good incentive.

Yeah, but it's a long season. Tearing up your car over a 5% chance at a million bucks doesn't seem worth it.


Yes it does
 
2014-05-17 09:58:28 PM  
Well, well, well... either you get the million for winning, or you get dinner money at an expensive joint. No segment-winner bonus money.
 
2014-05-17 09:58:51 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.

Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.

At least it's not Princess Crumplefenders wrecking her competitors.

/I voted for DamnitLarson


So did I.
 
2014-05-17 09:58:53 PM  
I'M HERE! I'M HERE!

INITIALIZING PROFESSOR FARKSWORTH IDOL EMERGENCY STARTUP PROCEDURE...

LOCKING ON TO CAR FORTY EIGHT...

LOCATION: CHARLOTTE MOTOR SPEEDWAY CHARLOTTE, NC...

FIRING:

img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-17 09:59:00 PM  
Hamlin going to be very lonely there.
 
2014-05-17 10:00:13 PM  

Professor Farksworth: I'M HERE! I'M HERE!

INITIALIZING PROFESSOR FARKSWORTH IDOL EMERGENCY STARTUP PROCEDURE...

LOCKING ON TO CAR FORTY EIGHT...

LOCATION: CHARLOTTE MOTOR SPEEDWAY CHARLOTTE, NC...

FIRING:

[img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 450x187]


Shut it off, man. It's not a points race and Johnson won't get into the Chase regardless of the outcome. We'll let him have this one if he can do it.
 
2014-05-17 10:00:43 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.

Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.


There is no reason for Wise to be in Sprint Cup, much less the All-Star race.

And it's a stupid meme, anyway. I wonder how that must feel to everyone else, from Danica on down. Teams that might have had a shot now have to watch a dumbass stink it up because the Internet decreed it so.

/this is why we can't have nice things
 
2014-05-17 10:01:45 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Sweet Possum Tater: QueenMamaBee: Carl likes the bottom and Kyle likes the top

/NTTAWWT

Glad I'm not the only one who caught that. ;)

I have a filthy mind. I catch everything.

Wait. No. I catch everything that could possibly be taken badly.


I laughed but sometimes I think my humor is that of a 12 year old.

And having a dirty mind could potentially lead to catching everything.
 
2014-05-17 10:03:27 PM  

Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.

Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.

At least it's not Princess Crumplefenders wrecking her competitors.

/I voted for DamnitLarson

So did I.


I was hoping he'd get in. :(
 
2014-05-17 10:03:43 PM  
RE-BOOGITY
 
2014-05-17 10:03:52 PM  

Gosling: Professor Farksworth: I'M HERE! I'M HERE!

INITIALIZING PROFESSOR FARKSWORTH IDOL EMERGENCY STARTUP PROCEDURE...

LOCKING ON TO CAR FORTY EIGHT...

LOCATION: CHARLOTTE MOTOR SPEEDWAY CHARLOTTE, NC...

FIRING:

[img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 450x187]

Shut it off, man. It's not a points race and Johnson won't get into the Chase regardless of the outcome. We'll let him have this one if he can do it.


Yeah...use this weekend for upgrade and refurb. We have four more months to keep HWSNBN out of the Chase.

The Shrine is still open, tho.
 
2014-05-17 10:03:58 PM  
REGREEN REGREEN REGREEN, REGO REGO REGO!

That was awful.
 
2014-05-17 10:04:06 PM  

Sweet Possum Tater: QueenMamaBee: Sweet Possum Tater: QueenMamaBee: Carl likes the bottom and Kyle likes the top

/NTTAWWT

Glad I'm not the only one who caught that. ;)

I have a filthy mind. I catch everything.

Wait. No. I catch everything that could possibly be taken badly.

I laughed but sometimes I think my humor is that of a 12 year old.

And having a dirty mind could potentially lead to catching everything.


That's why I'm careful... and also use my dirty mind solely on my UPS boy toy. :)
 
2014-05-17 10:04:41 PM  

Clutch2013: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.

Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.

There is no reason for Wise to be in Sprint Cup, much less the All-Star race.

And it's a stupid meme, anyway. I wonder how that must feel to everyone else, from Danica on down. Teams that might have had a shot now have to watch a dumbass stink it up because the Internet decreed it so.

/this is why we can't have nice things


you just perfectly summed up Reddit - "This is why we can't have nice things"
 
2014-05-17 10:04:52 PM  
@nascarcasm

Interesting. Will Hamlin's strategy to stay out pay off as well as his miss-pit-stall-by-a-furlong-and-stall-car strategy?
 
2014-05-17 10:05:08 PM  

Mztlplx: Gosling: Professor Farksworth: I'M HERE! I'M HERE!

INITIALIZING PROFESSOR FARKSWORTH IDOL EMERGENCY STARTUP PROCEDURE...

LOCKING ON TO CAR FORTY EIGHT...

LOCATION: CHARLOTTE MOTOR SPEEDWAY CHARLOTTE, NC...

FIRING:

[img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 450x187]

Shut it off, man. It's not a points race and Johnson won't get into the Chase regardless of the outcome. We'll let him have this one if he can do it.

Yeah...use this weekend for upgrade and refurb. We have four more months to keep HWSNBN out of the Chase.

The Shrine is still open, tho.


Fiiine. I'll shut off the Godzilla button...

I like that button...

*flips switches, powers down Idol to "Standby"*
 
2014-05-17 10:05:42 PM  

Clutch2013: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.

Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.

There is no reason for Wise to be in Sprint Cup, much less the All-Star race.

And it's a stupid meme, anyway. I wonder how that must feel to everyone else, from Danica on down. Teams that might have had a shot now have to watch a dumbass stink it up because the Internet decreed it so.

/this is why we can't have nice things


Fan voting has always been stupid. This is merely the most recent example.
 
2014-05-17 10:05:59 PM  
@nascarcasm

Kurt: "WHY IS THIS THING MOVING SO F---ING SLOW?!" CC: "Because you're in a stock car now." Kurt: "THAT'S right, my bad."
 
2014-05-17 10:06:31 PM  

Clutch2013: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.

Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.

There is no reason for Wise to be in Sprint Cup, much less the All-Star race.

And it's a stupid meme, anyway. I wonder how that must feel to everyone else, from Danica on down. Teams that might have had a shot now have to watch a dumbass stink it up because the Internet decreed it so.

/this is why we can't have nice things


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-17 10:06:38 PM  
KYBU SMITES LOGANO

It's QMB's day
 
2014-05-17 10:06:39 PM  
WRECK
 
2014-05-17 10:06:45 PM  
CRUNCHY PEANUT CENTER ACTIVATE!
 
2014-05-17 10:06:48 PM  
Wave motion gun armed, aimed at the 48, and firing!
 
2014-05-17 10:06:51 PM  
Dammit Kyle!  But at least he picked off Logano on his way down.
 
2014-05-17 10:06:54 PM  
BOOM!
 
2014-05-17 10:07:05 PM  
SEE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I SHUT OFF THE GODZILLA BUTTON?!
 
2014-05-17 10:07:07 PM  
Ha ha
 
2014-05-17 10:07:09 PM  
DAMMIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kyle ain't going back to back this weekend.....
 
2014-05-17 10:07:09 PM  
That M&M has the perfect expression.
 
2014-05-17 10:07:25 PM  
Damnit. Was hoping Logano's car would be more torn up. Fark.
 
2014-05-17 10:07:28 PM  
Logano is now testing an experimental aerodynamic design on pit road.
 
2014-05-17 10:07:46 PM  
Dammit Kyle!
 
2014-05-17 10:08:01 PM  
Well, there's two guys who won't be getting the million dollars.
 
2014-05-17 10:08:08 PM  
Where the heck is Kyle going?
 
2014-05-17 10:08:08 PM  
Ha, he was evading his own brother!

Buh-bye, J-Lo and Kyle.
 
2014-05-17 10:08:09 PM  
www.mariowiki.com

NYAH! KYBU!
 
2014-05-17 10:08:10 PM  
Dang it.  GIF file too large.
 
2014-05-17 10:08:28 PM  
Why couldn't it have been Jeff Gordon?
 
2014-05-17 10:08:50 PM  

Professor Farksworth: SEE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I SHUT OFF THE GODZILLA BUTTON?!


I'm Kyle Busch
Boom! Smitefetti?
 
2014-05-17 10:08:54 PM  

DanZero: [www.mariowiki.com image 150x253]

NYAH! KYBU!


/that was a good game
//i should play it again
///slashies
 
2014-05-17 10:09:10 PM  

Professor Farksworth: SEE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I SHUT OFF THE GODZILLA BUTTON?!


It's OK. Save it for when it matters. Hit him with the rested, refurbished idol next week.
 
2014-05-17 10:09:13 PM  

DanZero: KYBU SMITES LOGANO

It's QMB's day


Not who I usually ask to smite Logano, but I'll take what I can get.
 
2014-05-17 10:09:22 PM  
Got a little piece of Kes too.

:: bows politely and claps hands once ::

Kami-sama, Arigato gozaimasU.
 
2014-05-17 10:10:09 PM  
J-Lo looked like he didn't even let off the gas.
 
2014-05-17 10:10:25 PM  
SIDE BY SIDE FOR A CAUTION

BRILLIANT
 
2014-05-17 10:11:19 PM  
What me  worry?

img.fark.net

Kyle Bush
 
2014-05-17 10:11:53 PM  

SeikaArashi: DanZero: [www.mariowiki.com image 150x253]

NYAH! KYBU!

/that was a good game
//i should play it again
///slashies


Spin my car, I shall. When a target it hits, that Driver...SMITED!
 
2014-05-17 10:12:40 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-17 10:12:49 PM  
Try this again.  Non GIF version.

static.tvtropes.org
 
2014-05-17 10:12:59 PM  
Kyle's just having a walk here. What's the problem?
 
2014-05-17 10:13:09 PM  
Denny Time holding up the bottom lane...
 
2014-05-17 10:13:13 PM  
Damnit Wallmendinger
 
2014-05-17 10:13:17 PM  
Allmendinged.
 
2014-05-17 10:13:20 PM  
Now Wallmendinger!
 
2014-05-17 10:13:20 PM  
Dinger is dung
 
2014-05-17 10:13:22 PM  
Wallmendinger'd
 
2014-05-17 10:13:29 PM  
AAAAHHHHH AJ!

Also HAMLIN SHEESH slowing everyone up.
 
2014-05-17 10:13:29 PM  
Dinger dinged her
 
2014-05-17 10:13:51 PM  
And they somehow clusterfarked that re-start.
 
2014-05-17 10:14:06 PM  
Listen to Busch blaming Bowyer. What a douche.
 
2014-05-17 10:14:49 PM  
Dinger on meth again?
 
2014-05-17 10:15:05 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: "Country music star Darius Rucker will sing the national anthem before tonight's race."

I'm getting old, too. When does Hetfield debut as the star of Tosca at the Met?

I mean, seriously. Darius Rucker? Country? I'll bet the good ol' boys love the hell out of him.


My daughters love Wagon Wheel.

/alright, who turned on the Kyle idol?
 
2014-05-17 10:15:13 PM  

Gosling: Allmendinged.


Adolf Oliver Nipples: Now Wallmendinger!


Adolf Oliver Nipples: Now Wallmendinger!


Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Dinger is dung


Jensaarai: Wallmendinger'd


And all he did during his intro was the floor and NOT the wall.
 
2014-05-17 10:15:17 PM  
Biffle just had to try to squeeze in there, didn't he?
 
2014-05-17 10:15:38 PM  
Heh. Mp3 flipped to "Nobody's Fault But Mine" add they replayed Wallmendinger getting into the 55..
 
2014-05-17 10:16:31 PM  

bluorangefyre: My daughters love Wagon Wheel.


I'm sure it's great on mute.

/Country music is what we should use at Guantanamo Bay to torture prisoners
 
2014-05-17 10:16:45 PM  
And DogeCar has moved up 3.
 
2014-05-17 10:16:47 PM  
CSB: yesterday I was off work, so I could volunteer at Lil Bee's school in the morning. In the afternoon, I was being lazy and watching some daytime TV. There was a question on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, something to the effect of "A German word meaning someone who behaves in an irritatingly smug fashion." and one of the choices was "Allmendinger."

Correct answer was wisenheimer, but I got a good giggle.
 
2014-05-17 10:17:33 PM  
And Josh Wise still survives.
 
2014-05-17 10:17:57 PM  
wow.. could they have made that Pizza hut ad any more obnoxious?
 
2014-05-17 10:18:07 PM  
@NascarMemes

"Makin' my way downtown, walking fast, faces past, and I'm Care Center bound."

pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-05-17 10:18:22 PM  
If Bowyer would have had enough damage to be knocked out of the race, we'd have scored the D-Bag trifecta of Nascar.  22, 18, 15
 
2014-05-17 10:18:24 PM  
img.fark.net

DING!
 
2014-05-17 10:18:44 PM  

Gosling: And Josh Wise still survives.


because internet
 
2014-05-17 10:19:04 PM  
Denny drove his way to the back this segment.
 
2014-05-17 10:19:34 PM  
Something is seriously wrong with Hamlin's car and he's not permitted to pit yet.
 
2014-05-17 10:19:45 PM  

DanZero: @NascarMemes

"Makin' my way downtown, walking fast, faces past, and I'm Care Center bound."

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]


..starin blankly ahead, blamin Bowyer, blamin Bowyer pretty looooud
 
2014-05-17 10:20:50 PM  
@NASCAR_Wonka

Tire down for Hamlin. Or start-and-park if you speak "Durrell."
 
2014-05-17 10:20:52 PM  
Denny couldn't save his lap. No Moons Over My Hammy for everyone tonight.
 
2014-05-17 10:21:34 PM  

Gosling: Something is seriously wrong with Hamlin's car and he's not permitted to pit yet.


It ain't Denny Time tonight
 
2014-05-17 10:21:47 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Denny couldn't save his lap. No Moons Over My Hammy for everyone tonight.


It boggles me that he couldn't land Dennys as a sponsor. It writes itself!
 
2014-05-17 10:22:13 PM  

Denny! Denny!

i.imgur.com

Just keep crawling around the inside of the track!

 
2014-05-17 10:22:31 PM  

The Bestest: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Denny couldn't save his lap. No Moons Over My Hammy for everyone tonight.

It boggles me that he couldn't land Dennys as a sponsor. It writes itself!


America's Pitstop is Always Open
 
2014-05-17 10:22:53 PM  
Why is JJ's number in red and yellow on the leader board? Car is blue and white.

Stoopid Fox.
 
2014-05-17 10:23:44 PM  
Well, good night folks.

Mr. Possum Tater got a brand new knee on Wednesday so he's a bit tired. We are calling it a night.

Enjoyed it!
 
2014-05-17 10:23:44 PM  
What have I missed so far?
 
2014-05-17 10:23:53 PM  

Jensaarai: Denny! Denny!

[i.imgur.com image 339x302]Just keep crawling around the inside of the track!


Hearing the DarianGrubb could go to Hendrick to be Joooonyer's crew chief next year.
 
2014-05-17 10:24:41 PM  

Sweet Possum Tater: Well, good night folks.

Mr. Possum Tater got a brand new knee on Wednesday so he's a bit tired. We are calling it a night.

Enjoyed it!


Good night! :)
 
2014-05-17 10:25:37 PM  

Sweet Possum Tater: Well, good night folks.

Mr. Possum Tater got a brand new knee on Wednesday so he's a bit tired. We are calling it a night.

Enjoyed it!


Night!!! :)
 
2014-05-17 10:25:37 PM  

mikaloyd: What have I missed so far?


KyBu taking out Logano, Wallmendinger being Wallmendinger, and it's not Denny Time tonight.
 
2014-05-17 10:26:02 PM  

mikaloyd: What have I missed so far?


Kyle took a walk.
Allmendinger took a wall.
 
2014-05-17 10:26:08 PM  
@NASCAR_Wonka

Kasey Kahne won the second segment

pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-05-17 10:26:32 PM  

Mztlplx: mikaloyd: What have I missed so far?

KyBu taking out Logano, Wallmendinger being Wallmendinger, and it's not Denny Time tonight.


Oh...and the country radio band from the 9th Circle of Hell.
 
2014-05-17 10:26:43 PM  
WE CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT

it sure felt like it so far fox
 
2014-05-17 10:26:59 PM  

good_2_go: Jensaarai: Denny! Denny!

[i.imgur.com image 339x302]Just keep crawling around the inside of the track!

Hearing the DarianGrubb could go to Hendrick to be Joooonyer's crew chief next year.


Well that should turn things around. He's never had a new crew chief.
 
2014-05-17 10:27:04 PM  

mikaloyd: What have I missed so far?


Kyle Busch wrecked and blamed someone else, took J-Lo with him, on the restart Wallmendinger did his thing, Denny's a lap down courtesy of Biffle's fender, and they're racing like this is the last race of their lives, which it may well be if they keep it up.

In other words, the usual.
 
2014-05-17 10:27:48 PM  

BOOGITY3

 
2014-05-17 10:27:53 PM  
GAMMA RAYS! GAMMA RAYS EVERYWHERE! GET IN YOUR CARS AND RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
 
2014-05-17 10:27:56 PM  

mikaloyd: What have I missed so far?


Kyle hit Clint in the arse and spun, Joey hit him wrecking both cars.

Walmindinger

Denny Pow Flacka Flacka Flacka
 
2014-05-17 10:28:47 PM  

Mztlplx: Mztlplx: mikaloyd: What have I missed so far?

KyBu taking out Logano, Wallmendinger being Wallmendinger, and it's not Denny Time tonight.

Oh...and the country radio band from the 9th Circle of Hell.


And the doge car is up to 17th. At least he was
 
2014-05-17 10:28:48 PM  

Gosling: GAMMA RAYS! GAMMA RAYS EVERYWHERE! GET IN YOUR CARS AND RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!


Sorry.....thought I locked down the reactor tonight. My bad...
 
2014-05-17 10:29:29 PM  
Any dogecoin car updates?
 
2014-05-17 10:29:36 PM  
Truex will get a bonus from pop pop if he takes out Harvick.
 
2014-05-17 10:30:15 PM  
Look at Kurt blocking Gordon.

The Busch brothers are douchebags on the track, whatever else they are off the track.
 
2014-05-17 10:30:18 PM  
Jamie Mac winning it all would be okay with me.
 
2014-05-17 10:30:52 PM  

Clutch2013: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Gosling: much last place. such sad. very rolling chicane.

Slow car. Doesn't belong. Reddit sucks.

There is no reason for Wise to be in Sprint Cup, much less the All-Star race.

And it's a stupid meme, anyway. I wonder how that must feel to everyone else, from Danica on down. Teams that might have had a shot now have to watch a dumbass stink it up because the Internet decreed it so.

/this is why we can't have nice things


As opposed to Danica, who is in a seat purely because she is an attractive woman, given some of the finest technology possible, and still can't race worth shiat.  Stop it.  It's the "FAN VOTE" for a reason.  And Josh Wise's fans wanted it more than Danica's.  Plain and simple.
 
2014-05-17 10:31:03 PM  

mikaloyd: Any dogecoin car updates?


Much suck. Last place. Annoying.
 
2014-05-17 10:32:07 PM  

mikaloyd: Any dogecoin car updates?


Well, it's guaranteed to finish at least 20th with Kyle and J-Lo out

/it's currently 19th because Wallmendinger is listed as "OFF" at 20th
 
2014-05-17 10:32:26 PM  
This segment Kahne is "F you, and uhmmm F you and most especially F You. Cya Bye."
 
2014-05-17 10:32:43 PM  

mikaloyd: Any dogecoin car updates?


19th, ahead of only the wrecked cars. How much more money does that get him from the 78K minimum?
 
2014-05-17 10:32:54 PM  

MattyFridays: And Josh Wise's fans wanted it more than Danica's. Plain and simple.


There are no "Josh Wise fans". They voted the clown car in on a lark.
 
2014-05-17 10:32:56 PM  
Would the internet implode if Josh Wise pulled this off somehow?

/seriously we need a Farkmobile out there
//insist it has #49 and paint it identical to HWSNBN
 
2014-05-17 10:33:44 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: mikaloyd: Any dogecoin car updates?

Much suck. Last place. Annoying.


Thats too bad
 
2014-05-17 10:33:52 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: mikaloyd: Any dogecoin car updates?

Much suck. Last place. Annoying.

Expected

/ftfy
 
2014-05-17 10:33:55 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: MattyFridays: And Josh Wise's fans wanted it more than Danica's. Plain and simple.

There are no "Josh Wise fans". They voted the clown car in on a lark.


Seriously. Danica can at least drive a little bit. Wise is just a field-filler.
 
2014-05-17 10:34:50 PM  
I WILL NEVER FARKING BUY YOUR DISGUSTING SOUNDING BBQ PIZZA
 
2014-05-17 10:34:53 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: MattyFridays: And Josh Wise's fans wanted it more than Danica's. Plain and simple.

There are no "Josh Wise fans". They voted the clown car in on a lark.



Do you think there are a lot of people out there who are fans of Danica's driving abilities?
 
2014-05-17 10:35:42 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Do you think there are a lot of people out there who are fans of Danica's driving abilities?


She's been a top 10 driver past two races
 
2014-05-17 10:35:55 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Adolf Oliver Nipples: MattyFridays: And Josh Wise's fans wanted it more than Danica's. Plain and simple.

There are no "Josh Wise fans". They voted the clown car in on a lark.


Do you think there are a lot of people out there who are fans of Danica's driving abilities?


At least Wise can keep his fenders uncrumpled, so he's got that going for him.
 
2014-05-17 10:36:37 PM  
@NascarMemes

How many more times are they going to advertise that stupid pizza?